Big Islander 2

Chapter 411

After turning around and placing the animals, Tang Jide and the others boarded a plane and flew directly back to Sting Island.From afar, I could see football being played on the beach in full swing.As the final stage of the World Cup approaches, the Taohua Island football team is also stepping up preparations.

On one side, the official players of the team are dominated by the golden left-footed William and the strong black man Carl. Among them, there are blacks, whites, and yellows. It is obviously a motley crew.Because Peach Blossom Island is a purely immigrant country, this situation is normal; but their opponent is a motley army: led by a tomboy, there are chimpanzees, gorillas, plus black and white, short He is flexible, tall and strong, and his playing style is brutal, so he is currently leading 3:2.

It’s not that Taohua Island’s football team is vulnerable. In fact, after William’s training over the past few years, this football team has formed its own style: the players have outstanding physical fitness, tough style, active running and strict discipline.Perhaps individual players' skills are relatively rough and not up to the world-class level, but all of them can't run to death on the court. In the 90-minute game, even at the last moment, he was still running fast and full of energy.It is estimated that if a football game is changed to 180 minutes, they will not be tired.

The players can have such good physical strength, of course, thanks to the Zijindan of Peach Blossom Island, coupled with the special care of the players by Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami.Brother Big Tou has always advocated that if technology is not enough, physical strength and willpower can completely make up for it.Taohua Island football team is such a special team.

As for the reason for the failure, there is no way to do it. Let’s just compete for the header. Who can beat Xiaobai and the big monster?Carl is the tallest in the team, but he can't reach the black and white heads when he jumps up.

Seeing this, Tang Jide couldn't help feeling excited: "There is no one who bullies us, right? Change someone, change someone, let me go up—"

Just as he was stretching his arms and throwing his legs to go on the court, the referee blew his whistle, and the game was officially over. Tang Jide sat down on the beach like a deflated ball: We don’t bring such a game!
While wiping sweat, the team members surrounded them with smiles on their faces.Although they lost the game, they were all from their own family and didn't care about winning or losing. Moreover, the players have made great progress since they practiced against the super motley crew, especially in terms of confrontation.Think about it, no matter how rough the team is, it can't be compared with chimpanzees and black and white.

"Island owner, we can't wait for when we will go to America." William looked full of ambition and qualified as No.1 in Asia. Take top honors.Of course, if the island owner can play, he will be more confident.

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head: "We must be the first to go—"

Of course he had his own intentions in doing so, not to adapt to the climate and venue in advance, no matter how hot or stuffy it is there, it is probably not as serious as Peach Blossom Island in the tropics.Brother Datou went early, in fact, he wanted to contact the local Indians and visit the tropical rainforest by the way.I don't know if the hundred-year-old treasure that the pheasant mentioned has been opened.

Hearing what he said, the players were even more excited: "The first to go, the last to come back!"

William is still the most experienced, and asked Tang Jide: "Island owner, according to international practice, before the big competition, two weaker teams have to play a few warm-up matches. Shall we warm up first?"

Tang Jide looked at the big monster and Xiaobai who were walking shoulder to shoulder: "There is no need for this, there is no need to expose the strength prematurely, besides, isn't this warming up every day!"

While talking, the Black and White Shuangsha had come to the front. The two brothers probably hadn't recovered from the excitement of playing football. Four big slaps stretched out, grabbed Tang's head and threw it into the air, flying several feet with a swish. High, and they grinned and laughed silly below.

Tang Jide has long been familiar with this rude way of greeting, and even danced and shouted in cooperation to satisfy the closeness of the two brothers.

"If they are allowed to play, they only need to stand in the opponent's penalty area and smash the opponent's goal with a header." Carl is most envious of the height and size of the two brothers, just like two iron towers. Can't shake it at all.

When the big monster and Xiaobai heard this, they immediately pounded their chests loudly, indicating that they were completely fine.It is estimated that this trick was learned from the king, because this is the king's signature move.

At this time, the tomboy also came up, she was the one who blew the whistle just now when she saw that Tang Jide was going to play.He patted Tang Jide on the head with no big or small: "Big head, why didn't you call us to play, it's not fair!"

Ever since the big star showed off in the official international competition, people have revised the rules. There is no way to do this. Tang Jide had to explain to her: "We must give others a way to survive—"

The tomboy was so elated, he grabbed William with one hand, and Karl with the other: "If you lose, admit the bet and admit defeat, treat your guests!" The team members behind her also screamed strangely: I can eat big players again!
"That's not bad. In fact, whether it's playing football or doing anything, being happy is the most important thing!" Tang Jide also draped Xiaobai's bear waist, and rushed towards the tavern together.

Tang Jide was finally able to live a leisurely life again, wandering around the island every day.It's okay to play football, or take care of the birds and beasts brought back from the underground world with Xiao Xiami. As for the evening, of course, enjoy the two-person world with Sha Gu.Ever since the pheasant got Ah Zi, he officially separated from Tang Jide. Without this super light bulb, Brother Big Head is much happier.

The only thing that Big Head Brother can't understand is that it has been nearly two years since they got married, yet Sha Gu and He Tiantian's stomachs haven't moved at all.For this matter, old man Tang frequently slapped his butt with the sole of his shoe.

The old man was eager to hold his grandson, so he forcibly took the big head to Taohua Island Hospital for an examination.In his mind, it is impossible for the two daughters-in-law to be infertile, so it must be the fault of the big head.

The scale of Taohua Island Hospital is not large, hidden in the lush vegetation, the environment is quiet, more like a nursing home.Perhaps it is because the residents have taken Zijin Dan, so they rarely get sick, so the people here are desolate.

However, Taohua Island Hospital is absolutely world-class in terms of equipment and experts, with both Chinese and Western considerations. There are a total of more than a dozen doctors, more than 20 nurses, and some other staff members, who are basically out of work.Most of the time, they conduct joint research with Taohua Island University to conduct clinical trials on various new drugs.

When Tang Jide came here, he saw that he was the only human being except for a few orangutans and baboons queuing up for medical treatment with their stomachs clutched.So he patted a baboon on the head: "Why, the monkey has loose bowels, how many times have I told you, you can't eat everything!"

The big baboon stretched out its paws, scratching Tang Jide's long hair as if to flatter him, then took a box of medicine from the nurse, and ran away, looking like he was not sick at all.

"These guys also learned how to make sick calls?" Tang Jide couldn't help but wonder.

The nurse is a Chinese girl with a pure smile: "Tell me about them, they come here every day to ask for medicine."

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head: "These guys are all monkey spirits, why are they asking for trouble?"

"Here, they are all hawthorn pills and Xiaoshi tablets. I guess they are eaten as snacks." The nurse shook the box of hawthorn pills in her hand, and then patted it on the paw of an orangutan, and the group was overjoyed and the land ran away.

When Tang Datou heard it, he was completely speechless.He basically understood the general idea: orangutans and baboons are always in a state of stress, and they don’t have so much spare money to go shopping, so they end up visiting the hospital, cheating on hawthorn pills and the like, as if they were eating hawthorn jelly.Moreover, according to Taohua Island's policies, residents do not need to spend money on medical care, education, pensions, etc., and orangutans and baboons are also official residents with ID cards here.

"It's so outrageous, you actually went to the hospital to eat and drink, and told the pharmacist that next time you will add Coptis chinensis to the hawthorn pills and the like, you will die to death for these greedy people!" Tang Jide finally used the following island owner Right, but was dismissed by the cute little nurse opposite: "These orangutans and baboons are very cute, please don't play tricks on them, Island Master, okay?"

Tang Jide wanted to punish this unhealthy trend, but in the end he was hit hard on the back of the head twice: "It's too shameful, can you hurry up and get down to business, I'm still waiting to have a grandson!"

Mr. Island Owner, who was about to pay back five drinks and six drinks, immediately obeyed and stood behind several baboons.In a hurry, old man Tang took out a few big bills from his pocket, and issued one to each baboon, and the gang immediately dispersed.It seems that the little nurse is right, she is mainly here to ask for the hawthorn pills.

Dad, you are really domineering, but it seems that the pension can't be spent in such a way - Tang Jide scratched his head. In his impression, Dad has always been short of money, and he has never spent money so lavishly.

"The silly girl gives our old couple 1 yuan of living expenses every month, plus the pension, there is nowhere to spend it." Old man Tang scratched his bald head with a helpless look on his face.

Tang Jide couldn't help but feel happy: Dad has worried about money for most of his life. Now that his life is better, he still has to worry about money, but he is just worried about how to spend the money!
At this time, the little nurse asked beside him, "Island Master, what's wrong with you, I'll take you to see a doctor."

I'm really not very embarrassed to say this, even though the big-headed brother is thick-skinned, he feels a little hot now, so he coughed twice: "Look at andrology, andrology—"

Old man Tang was more straightforward: "My son has been married for almost two years, and I haven't hugged my grandson yet. There must be something wrong with this kid!"

As a man, he is most afraid of being told that there is something wrong with him, so the big brother blushed and argued thickly: "Father, there is nothing wrong with me, if you don't believe me, ask the idiot—"

"You little bastard, can I ask my daughter-in-law about this!" Old man Tang wanted to take off his shoes again.

The little nurse pursed her lips and laughed happily: These two are really weird!
However, in Taohua Island Hospital, there is really no male specialist. Generally speaking, problems in this area are solved privately.For example, when Professor Irwin refined the ghost claw vine, the by-products produced were said to be very effective.So the little nurse thought to herself: It seems that Mr. Island Owner's condition is very serious.

Although there is no expert in this field, the little nurse still dutifully brought Tang Datou to the urology department, and then she quietly told a good sister the news.

The speed of gossip spread is the fastest. In a short while, it spread throughout the hospital, and quickly spread to the entire Sting Island.The owner of the island is the object of everyone's attention. Naturally, everyone attaches great importance to the gossip about him. Even the second senior brother, who is busy with official business, heard the news. He put down the pen in his hand and sighed: "How about It is said that monogamy is the best, look at Datou, who is young and strong, has married two wives, and his body can't bear it—"

(End of this chapter)