Big Islander 2

Chapter 445

In the past two years, no troops from other countries have dared to go to the territory of Peach Blossom Island to provoke. Tang Datou really felt a little too clean, so after hearing the alarm from the ugly duckling, he immediately got excited and rushed towards the beach with a big spoon in his hand. , leaving only those guests looking at each other in blank dismay: Is this spoon a secret weapon besides cooking?

Only Xiao Huzi and his wife looked at each other, with a hint of worry in their eyes: perhaps, this is the hidden danger they brought to Peach Blossom Island.

Tang Jide is like a flash of lightning, only his shadow can be seen in the forest, from the cave to the sea, it only takes a few minutes.Even so, Xiao Xiami arrived here before him and was communicating with the ugly duckling.

Looking around, there are several rubber boats parked on the beach. Tang Jide is not too worried about this, because all motorized boats cannot approach the main island at all, so they can only use the most primitive manual tools; he is faintly worried There are several outer islands, including Zhe Island, if they are attacked by the enemy, they will definitely be damaged.Since the ugly duckling is warning, it is obvious that the other party has armed forces.

However, Peach Blossom Island is now a legitimate and sovereign country. I believe that no one will launch an attack blatantly. So why did these people come here?

Soon, Little Xiami got some information from the ugly duckling: "Uncle Datou, I'm afraid this time it's a little troublesome. An aircraft carrier battle group has arrived and is stationed near Zhe Island."

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head when he heard it: "Could it be the Americans again? We haven't asked them to charge for oxygen inhalation, but they actually came to the door. Go, we will meet these unexpected guests!"

Looking at the whole world, there are not many countries that can have an aircraft carrier battle group, so it is not difficult to guess.When Tang Jide and Xiao Xiami walked to the beach holding hands, the people in the rubber boats also went ashore, and the two sides met on the beach.

"Is this the owner of Tang Jide of Peach Blossom Island? I am Joseph Terry, Deputy Secretary-General of the United Nations Security Council. It is an honor to meet you." A thin middle-aged man led by him stretched out his hand to Tang Jide. A little surprisingly thin, as if the bones were covered with a layer of skin. If it weren't for the falcon-like light shining in his eyes, he would have thought he was a zombie.

The member of the Security Council—Tang Datou couldn't help smacking his lips, feeling as if a weasel gave a chicken New Year's greeting in his heart.Although the purpose of the establishment of the United Nations is to benefit mankind, any organization is controlled by someone, so it will inevitably be influenced by human factors. Of course, the country that has the greatest impact on the United Nations is the United States.

And the United States often uses the banner of the United Nations to do things for its own benefit. This is a bit like the posture of holding the emperor to order the princes in ancient China.

However, Tang Jide still shook hands with each other cheerfully on the surface: "Welcome, welcome to Peach Blossom Island to visit. We dare not boast about other things here. It is still a summer resort. You will definitely have a good time here." Happy, hehehe."

Think of us as tourists?Several officials were quite helpless. They had heard that the owner of Peach Blossom Island was difficult to deal with, so they pretended to be confused when they met.So Deputy Secretary-General Joseph smiled and shook his head: "Mr. Island Owner, to borrow a Chinese saying, we go to the Three Treasures Hall for everything—"

Slap, Tang Jide slapped his forehead: "It's better if there is something to do. Our Taohua Island has always been enthusiastic about international affairs. Recently, we are planning international aid to raise a large sum of money to protect the lungs of the earth." , You came just in time, let's discuss together how to ask those countries to donate money."

The smile on Joseph's face was a bit ugly. He was skinny at first, so it looked unnatural when he smiled. He also felt that he could no longer go around in circles. Just as he was about to get to the point, he saw a cloud of dark clouds floating in front of him quickly, accompanied by a buzzing sound. Hum roar.In the blink of an eye, groups of flying creatures gathered above them, covering a large area in darkness, even covering the sunlight.

Upon closer inspection, they were all wild bees, which frightened these officials no matter in terms of size or number.One of them was the most timid, lying directly on the beach, using both hands and feet, and burrowed into the sand.Needless to say, this man's ability to adapt to local conditions and survive in the wild is almost on par with Master Pei.

"He belongs to the UN Security Council. He came here for peace. It's none of your business. It's time to collect honey. If you can't complete the task this month, you guys will starve!" Tang Jide put on a face With an angry look, he waved his arms vigorously, teaching those wild bees a lesson.

However, although Brother Big Head can communicate with animals now, he has not mastered the means and methods of communication. As a result, under his blind command, the bee swarm also became a mess, some flew back, and some flew towards the ground.

Joseph and the others couldn't care less about their dignity, they all lay on the ground with their hands on their heads, not daring to move.They didn't know that the bee swarm would not attack casually without receiving instructions.

"Uncle Datou, you've stunned them all—" Little Xiami muttered dissatisfiedly, and then made a few gestures, and the bee swarm regrouped and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye. , also regained the sunny.

Tang Jide also felt embarrassed, and quickly greeted the guests.Seeing that the alarm was lifted, Joseph and the others climbed up, but compared with the high-spirited image just now, they are now much more embarrassed, and their clothes, head and face are covered with sand.

The commander is incompetent to kill people - Joseph thought indignantly in his heart, of course he knew that this was a blow to them by the other party.Although they clearly knew that the other party would not harm them, the formation of the bee swarm just now was a bit scary, and they couldn't help themselves.

Immediately after the swarm came a group of wild dogs. Tang Jide, who hadn't seen Sanli for a long time, rushed up to hug and hug him. His appearance was much more affectionate than meeting the UN special envoy.

"Mr. Island Owner, Mr. Island Owner, let's talk about business first!" Joseph greeted a few times, and Tang Jide reluctantly let go of Sanli, still yelling: "Sanli, go to the cave to meet your old friend , we are having dinner, and I specially left a lot of fresh meat for you—”

After the wild dogs were sent away, Xiao Xiami dispersed the ant colony, and the group walked to the bamboo house next to the vegetable garden. Tang Jide babbled as he walked: "Today is my daughter's laundry, and the first At that time, I thought you all came to congratulate me, and it’s better to come early than coincidentally, hehehe.”

At the door, the guy was still pointing at the gifts and chattering endlessly: "This one is from Professor Curry, and this one is from Her Majesty the Queen of Great Britain..."

In the end, Joseph and the others were embarrassed and groped for a while. They were here for business, so of course they would not prepare any gifts.In fact, UN officials are generally used to accepting gifts when they go out on business.

Sitting down under the umbrella in front of the bamboo house, Joseph looked around and found that there was one person missing, so he asked his assistant in a low voice, "Why is Johnny missing?"

The bee swarm attacked just now, and the situation was quite chaotic. Everyone really didn't pay attention, so they couldn't help staring, and their hearts were full of fear: Could it be that they disappeared?

At this time, I only heard the Mr. Island Owner hehe twice: "That companion of yours probably thinks that the beach on our Peach Blossom Island is good, and they are taking a sand bath—"

While speaking, he threw out the vine whip, stretched out more than a hundred feet, and then pulled out a person from the sand pile. The person struggled while waving his arms: "Don't sting me, don't sting me!"

To be frightened into such a state, you have lost the face of the United Nations——Joseph didn't feel a little hot, and hurried over to wake up the timid Mr. Johnny, only to see that he was covered in sand, and he was almost ashamed. Become a sandman.When Joseph got angry, he simply sent him back to take a bath in the rubber boat to avoid embarrassment.

After sitting down again, the condescending aura on Johnny let out a lot. He opened his briefcase and took out a stack of thick documents. Three monsters came running, all of them looked like hills, and they looked terrifying, with eyes like copper bells and mouths like blood basins, as if they were monsters that had just crossed the gate of hell.

Is this going to eat people?As expected of officials from the Security Council, they paid great attention to protecting their own safety. They stood up with a huff and ran towards the sea. They laughed at Johnny just now, but now they are extremely envious: this place is too barbaric, maybe they will die. Explain here.

Only Deputy Secretary-General Joseph was the calmest. He had been sitting there motionless. He also wanted to run, but his two thin legs were shaking like chaff, and he couldn't move at all.

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head: "Don't run away, everyone, this is our waiter from Taohua Island, and he is bringing us fruits and drinks!"

Several officials looked back while running, sure enough, the three big guys were holding some bananas, coconuts and jackfruits in their arms, put them on the table, and then stood behind Tang Jide in unison, without attacking Meaning, so they returned to their original positions in embarrassment.

This is a joke to look at us sincerely, but it is really not easy to gather such three waiters——Johnny's face gradually returned to normal, and he suddenly had a premonition that this trip to Peach Blossom Island was a bit unfavorable. I'm afraid it won't go so smoothly.

"Everyone, don't be too polite, let's eat, do you need a few waiters to serve in person?" Tang Jide was very polite, and kept being modest, and the king and the others slapped him cooperatively.

The officials shivered involuntarily, stuffed bananas into their mouths frantically, and two of them rolled their eyes from choking.They wondered: Isn't it like this in other countries?
Seeing that he had played these guys pretty well, Tang Jide said, "I don't know what you are doing to come here on a special trip to our sleazy Peach Blossom Island."

It took a long time for Joseph to swallow the banana in his mouth. He finally straightened up, and coldly handed the stack of documents to Tang Jide: "We are here to investigate ** this time!"

Ever since he set foot on Peach Blossom Island, he has been humiliated one after another. Of course, Joseph is furious, so he is going to use the facts to launch a powerful counterattack, and he must make this matter an iron case. Let's see if you dare to be rampant in front of the UN ambassador .

(End of this chapter)