Big Islander 2

Chapter 456 That Man Is Crazy
"In Thai temples, monkeys are very sacred, and you can't beat them at will. Because there was a monkey king partner Hanuman beside Ramayana, who fought side by side with him." A tour guide dutifully said She was explaining to a group of tourists. During the period, a little hairy monkey rushed over and snatched a banana from her hand generously.

This is the entrance of an ancient temple. In Thailand, there are countless such temples. The tall golden roof points to the blue sky and white clouds, which looks so calming.

Looking at the monkeys that can hop around the hall at will, the tourists all nodded and took down the advice of the tour guide.Since the local people regard monkeys as treasures, don't offend Grandpa Monkey.No matter where you travel, following the rules is the most important thing. If you make a taboo, it will be very troublesome.

But at this moment, I heard a broken gong-like yell from the stone steps next to me: "Little hozen, you dare to steal bananas if you want them, don't you feel fat!"

Following the prestige, I saw the little monkey prostrated on the ground not far away, with its tail drooping and its head drooping, its two little paws were also closed on its chest, praying non-stop.Maybe there are tourists worshiping Buddha here every day, so the little monkey has also learned.

The tourists wondered: Isn't it said that monkeys are protected and respected here? How come there are still people who dare to abuse monkeys?
Tang Jide wore a round pointed hat on his head, and leaned lazily on a big rock. His appearance changed slightly, but his head was still as big as before.He spat out the grass stick he was biting into on the ground, then picked up the banana on the ground, broke off the top half and threw it to the little monkey, put the bottom one into his mouth, and ate it with a big mouth.As for the pheasant next to it, when tourists noticed it, they stopped talking.

After eating bananas together, Tang Jide patted the little monkey's hairy head: "Hurry up and ask for more—"

"Could this be the real version of Marayana and Hanuman, haha!" A young man among the tourists suddenly became excited. It seemed that he also wanted to find a monkey to bully him.

But more female tourists expressed contempt for the scoundrel sitting on the ground.They were obviously traveling from China, and Tang Jide also heard a woman muttering in a low voice in Mandarin: "It's really shameless to steal food from monkeys!"

Brother Datou couldn't help scratching the back of his head with his backhand, and he also despised the other party in his heart: You just saw Xiaomaomao making food for me, but didn't see that I was working hard to infuse it with essence, so why are you talking nonsense!

At this time, another five or six monkeys rushed over, all nodded and bowed, and put various fruits in their hands in front of Tang Jide.But Brother Big Head is not feeling well right now, so he slapped the monkeys one by one with a loud slap, and finally kicked a big monkey on the red buttocks: "It's not over, is it? Hurry up!" Get out!"

His slap was not in vain, in fact, if there is an expert present, you can see a pale golden light hidden in each monkey's body.Therefore, the beaten monkeys squeaked excitedly and ran away.

But in the eyes of those tourists, it was the monkey screaming strangely after being beaten to pieces.A little doll hugged the tour guide's arm in fright: "Sister, didn't you just say that you can't beat and scold these monkeys casually?"

The tour guide also wondered: Where did this guy come from? He went to the temple to bully the monkeys. Isn’t this the same as guarding the temple and scolding the bald man?So he touched the little baby's head with his hand: "Little brother, ignore him, this person is crazy——"

After finishing speaking, he clapped his hands again and greeted the tourists: "Let me tell you first, when we visit the temple later, we must pay attention to our dress and etiquette. Ladies wearing suspenders should wear their coats well, and must Long skirts are required; men should also put on long trousers outside. In addition, it is not allowed to touch the head of the monk with your hands. Women must pay attention not to touch the monk. Because according to the tradition of others, this will make all the magic power of the monk exhausted. lost……"

Because the weather here is relatively hot, many tourists dress cooler and casually.Hearing what the tour guide said, he immediately started to tidy up his clothes, and some old men in big pants all started to put on their pants.

After finishing dressing up, I saw two young monks coming out of the temple along the stone steps. yellow ribbon.He went straight to Tang Jide, clasped his hands together, and said something respectfully.

Tang Datou scratched the back of his head: "I don't understand, you want to beg for alms, give you this carambola, I'm not willing to eat it yet."

The little monk who spoke just now looked at the carambola handed in front of him, and was a little at a loss, and subconsciously scratched his little head. There was a trace of sophistication in his innocence, which made people want to laugh.In Thailand, people believe in Buddhism, so a man must become a monk once in his life. Many families living in poverty send their boys to temples early.

"He said he would invite you in—" The tour guide couldn't stand it, so she temporarily acted as an interpreter. In her opinion, the guy with the big head must be teasing the little monk on purpose.

Tang Jide shook his head: "I'd better play outside with the little monkey. If I want to go in, I went in with the little girl."

While speaking, while raising his hand, the little hairy monkey kicked his nose to his face, climbed his arms to his shoulders, and squatted happily on it.

The little monk couldn't understand what Tang Jide said. Fortunately, the tour guide also believed in Buddhism. After meeting the two little masters with palms together, she translated it for them.One of the young monks grinned, showing two dimples on his face, then spread his palms and waved in front of Tang Jide: "Long Po said that if you read this, you will naturally go in." The so-called Long Po is seniority The title of a deep or old monk means grandfather.

In the palm of the little monk, Tang Jide saw a bright red peach blossom. He didn't know what kind of paint was used to paint it. It was so lifelike that he could even smell a faint fragrance.

It’s a bit tricky—Brother Big Tou came here secretly this time, and he and Xiao Xiami have changed their appearances, even Big Star and Pheasant have been re-dressed.For example, the pheasant beside him now looks more like an old gray hen, even with a horny beak on the outside of the hooked beak.

"Lead the way ahead—" Tang Jide reached out to touch the young monk's head, and decided to go in to meet the old monk inside.The two young monks seemed to have completed a major mission, and happily led the way ahead.

"Auntie tour guide, didn't you just say that you can't touch the little monk's head with your hands?" The little boy in the tourist team found another problem.

The tour guide was also a little stunned. The situation she saw today completely broke her original cognition, and she was thinking about how to answer the question. The little boy found a new question: "Also, that person is shirtless. , and only wore a pair of underpants on the lower body, how did you enter the temple?"

Seeing a little monkey squatting on Tang Jide's shoulder, holding a bird in the shape of an old hen in his arms, swaggering into the temple, the tour guide was completely confused, and murmured: "We don't want to follow him. Hey, that guy must be out of his mind—"

(End of this chapter)