Big Islander 2

Chapter 659

Brother Datou originally wanted to stay at the aunt's house for two more days, but as the situation changed, he just went back to have a meal, and after celebrating, he took everyone away. There was a slightly resentful look in his eyes, but Brother Datou didn't want to cause any more love debts.

As soon as I went out, I saw the pheasant flying back with its head drooping. It is estimated that no one believed it, so that the wish to scratch the ruble fell through.

That night, I found another small hotel to stay in. When I was watching TV news, the video of Daxing was playing in it. It seemed that Mr. Rondo sold it for a good price.

After watching it, I realized that it was edited.Although it was still the same scenes, the order was reversed: first, the special forces broke through the doors and windows, and then the militants fell to the ground and killed them.

Mr. Pheasant couldn't help but feel aggrieved when he saw it: "This is simply confusing right and wrong, and it will wipe out all my credit. No, I have to talk to the president!"

Brother Big Tou had a relaxed expression on his face, leaning on the sofa and sipping tea. He didn't like to show off in the first place, and what the other party did was just in line with his wishes.It’s just that I feel a little contemptuous in my heart: In order to promote the positive energy of the Russian style, I used all kinds of tricks——

In the next two days, a group of people wandered around to visit the places of interest in the city.Every time you go to a city, museums are must-see places, such as the Pushkin Museum of Fine Arts, the National Museum of History, etc., which are also eye-opening.Especially the three little dolls are very keen on strolling through the museum, probably inherited from Shagu and He Tiantian.

In the Pushkin Museum of Fine Arts, after seeing the value of some well-known collections, Mr. Pheasant started muttering, saying that this one is worth several million rubles, that one is worth tens of millions of rubles, which attracted the museum administrators to use A strange look stared at him.If it weren't for the special instructions above, they would never have let a chimpanzee and this parrot in.

"Look at you, don't act like you're guarding against thieves. Let me tell you, my family also runs a museum, and the things are much more valuable than yours!" Mr. Pheasant finally couldn't bear this look.What it said is actually true. The Ocean Treasure Museum on Hong Kong Island is now among the most famous museums in the world.

The administrator didn't know what this thing was about, so of course he thought it was bragging, and the contempt in his eyes fully expressed this point.

So Mr. Pheasant became even more angry: "What's there to be proud of? Most of the things here are plundered. They are evidence of aggression. I have the nerve to put them here. If it were me, I would have thrown them away a long time ago." In the Volga!"

These words were very harsh, and the administrator wanted to argue, but looking at the ancient Egyptian artworks they were visiting, they were indeed from wrong sources, so they had nothing to say.Even so, this is mostly the case in museums all over the world. There are too many of them, and everyone just tacitly agrees with each other.

Mr. Pheasant is crazy. Seeing many tourists around him, he raised his voice even higher, and he was heartbroken as he walked: "Look, look at these gold pieces, they must have been lifted from the top of the pharaoh's coffin. What's the difference between robbers? I really want to take all these things away, so as not to be ashamed to stay here!"

Hearing what it said, the partners couldn't help laughing: I guess this is what the pheasant really thinks, and it's best to have a roll meeting.

Are these guys here to mess things up?After being reprimanded by him, the administrator couldn't hold back his face, so he pointed to the exhibits and said, "You'd better see it clearly before drawing conclusions. These cultural relics are not from the ancient Egyptian pharaohs, but from the ruins of Troy! "

Mr. Pheasant made a big oolong, if it was someone else, he would probably be ashamed to talk about it.But Mr. Pheasant is an unreasonable character, so he quacked twice: "It seems that what I said is correct, not only stealing things from the mummy, but also stealing things from Troy, this is your evidence .If the mummy and Troy are both alive, I have to settle accounts with you in the middle of the night!"

There was a burst of snickering around, even Big Tou couldn’t stand it, he quietly poked the pheasant’s dick: “Don’t show your cowardice here, Troy and mummy are two different things, the battle of Troy, Trojan horse tricks and so on , you should always remember it, right?"

Now it's a lot of fun, I thought Mummy and Troy were brothers—no matter how thick-skinned Mr. Pheasant is, no matter how good his mouth is, he can't tell a lie. It seems that he needs to study harder, otherwise, he will definitely lose face everywhere.

Seeing the tourists all around smiling and leaving, several administrators breathed a sigh of relief, and one of them continued to look at the chicken with contempt: "If you don't understand, pretend to understand. In the future, keep your mouth shut and don't look at what is here?"

It is said that when did Brother Pheasant suffer from this loss, he was furious immediately: "Believe it or not, I, like those ancient Greek heroes, led an army to expedition to Troy, and also came to the Battle of Moscow. At that time, I don't need a Trojan horse trick, just come one It's a trick, once you get a super big wooden parrot and put it at the entrance of your museum, you have to surrender obediently!"

It should be said that Mr. Pheasant had also heard Xiao Xiami talk about ancient Greek mythology before, but he suddenly didn't remember it just now, so he showed his timidity.Because there were people saying hello from above, the administrators of the art gallery couldn't get too stiff with the pheasant, they collectively kept silent and endured it.

And Mr. Pheasant has always been the enemy retreating and advancing, and he kept talking non-stop: "Look at these pieces of gold, they must have been peeled off from the Trojan horse—and this piece of gold in the shape of a horseshoe is Picked off the hoof of a wooden horse. Bandits, what a bunch of bandits!"

Looking at the normal-sized horseshoe, Brother Datou felt that the pheasant was a bit too much: if the Trojan horse was really only this big, it would be good if it could hide a person in its stomach.

Just as she was about to greet the pheasant to leave, Tang Huall suddenly spread her wings and flew up, and flew directly over the guardrail, landing on a broken marble statue.It should be one of the cultural relics of the Troy ruins. The surface is mottled and mottled, and the face is a little unclear, showing the vicissitudes of history; there are also many defects on the body: half of the head is left, one arm is broken, and one is missing. The soles of the feet looked a little miserable.

"Come down quickly, the exhibits here are only allowed to be visited, not to be touched!" An administrator shouted immediately, the statue was already tattered enough, if it really broke again, they would not be able to bear the responsibility.

Tang Wa opened her small mouth to say something, but was yelled at by the administrator. She was so scared that she flew into Tang Jide's arms in a hurry, and she was so wronged that tears rolled in the circles of her eyes.

Little angel—the tourists around couldn’t help but exclaim in amazement. Compared with those artworks full of vicissitudes of time, this little angel-like female doll is the cutest artwork in their minds.

Seeing that his daughter was wronged, Big Brother quickly comforted her. This is the responsibility of the staff, and there is no need to be serious with those administrators.But the pheasants usually love the dolls the most, so of course they want to show Tang dolls: "Children are ignorant, so speak up if you have something to say, it's like interrogating a prisoner. Don't talk about your tattered Venus statue, it's gold Statues, our dolls are not rare!"

"Brother Pheasant, this statue seems to be a man, not Venus." Tang Xiaoxiao pointed at the statue of a muscular man, and corrected the pheasant's mistake. It is estimated that this guy saw someone with a broken arm, so he regarded it as Venus.

A stalk on the pheasant's neck: "It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, if I get angry, I'll turn it into a pile of broken stones!"

Seeing that it was endless, Brother Big Tou also took the pheasant by the neck, and then led everyone out of the art gallery.Seeing the pheasant kicking its legs vigorously, Tang Huall laughed through tears, holding the pheasant's nipples with her small hands.Little doll, everything comes and goes quickly.

When he got outside, Tang Jide saw that there were no outsiders around, so he asked, "Waah, what's so weird about that statue?" Like a phoenix never falling without a treasure.

"There is a very strange gemstone in that statue. I just wanted to tell the administrator uncle, but he—" Tang Huall really found something, but he was scolded by others and had no chance to say it on the spot.

The pheasant was very puzzled when he heard that: "Quack quack, let's not tell him about this—or just steal the gems out at night, anyway, they also looted the things in the museum. Doll, can you take the gems out of the museum?" Get it out of the statue?"

Seeing Tang dolls nodding their brains vigorously, Ye Ji, a money fan, had a blast and announced that he would take action tonight.

Pull it down, don't teach the children badly, besides, there is no one who leads the children to be thieves-Big Brother has no objection to the pheasant's idea, but this kind of thing can't lead the children, so he firmly disagrees.However, he was still very interested in the gemstone inside the statue, because Tang Huall used the word "strange" when talking about that gemstone, which made him feel a little strange.

After asking a few words, Tang Wawa also said that she didn't quite understand.She is still young, and a lot of knowledge is still in the vague stage, it's just based on feeling.When the big brother heard this, he decided to forget it.

But Mr. Pheasant didn't intend to just let it go. This guy has a strong sense of revenge and is greedy for money, so after sleeping in the hotel until midnight, he woke up his old partner Da Xing and prepared to be a cultural relic robber.

It's definitely not enough to rely on them alone, the statue is so heavy, and it can't be taken away, so the pheasant sneaked into Tang Doll's room again, and pecked on her belly for a long time, and finally lifted the sleeping little one. Guy wakes up.

Tang Huawa is also a child at heart, and when she heard about such a fun thing, she was so excited that she slapped her hands.Seeing that the abduction plan was successful, Pheasant was about to take the Tang doll away, only to see Tang Xiaoxiao who was next to him get up and said, "Brother Pheasant, I want to go too!"

In the end, the humming monsters led the three little dolls and slipped out of the hotel together. This wonderful team of treasure robbers quietly headed for the Pushkin Museum of Fine Arts——

(End of this chapter)