Big Islander 2

Chapter 7

The old wizard and the old man chatted about being a teenager, and after going around the field for a week, they slowly landed on the ground, sat there cross-legged, with their eyes closed, and muttered words, which even the people of their own tribe could not understand.

Suddenly, he opened his eyes, and there were actually two green lights flashing away: "It's amazing, it's amazing, this is the best gift of nature!"

I have to say that this guy is still a little bit capable, and he also tinkers with some plant medicines on weekdays, but the effect is thousands of times worse than Tang Datou's plant essence, but the most basic judgment is still right.

Seeing the rejuvenated old wizard, Zuma was thoughtful.Even when the wizard presided over the wedding, he was a little distracted.

Zulu weddings are still very distinctive, full of original style, especially with the World Cup, it has become popular all over the world.The bride is actually not new, and has lived with Zuma for several years.But today everything is in accordance with the Zulu tradition. She wears a red flat top hat, a black leather skirt, and colorful Zulu beaded ornaments all over her body.It's just that the age gap with Zuma is a bit big, the bride is in her early thirties, and the groom is about 70 years old.

Amidst the blessings of the tribe, the two held hands tightly, and they became a family.Then, the long-awaited feast of the king finally began.In fact, before this, Daxing had knocked on the golden bowl many times, but no one paid attention to it.Everyone thought the orangutan was booing.

The banquet was very sumptuous, with local Zulu chicken, and several cows and a dozen sheep were slaughtered.The big star and the king shook their cheeks and ate and drank to the sound of drums and dances.Especially the king, the appetite is astonishing, and even the pheasant sighed: "Old Liu, Lao Liu, the appetite is as big as a cow!"

Just when the wedding banquet was gradually reaching its climax, Tang Jide and the others were also driving here.The Ugly Duckling had already spotted the target, so he led the way in the air, and the two off-road vehicles below were driving fast, and finally arrived at the manor on the hillside before dark.

"It's so lively. Someone should be holding a wedding. It's really enviable!" Hearing the sound of drums in the distance, Mr. Chief couldn't help twisting his buttocks, like a bull in heat.

"Are you trying to gather together the 72 concubines of the Sixth Court of Sangong?" Tang Jide despised this guy very much.

At this time, the policemen at the door surrounded them. It is very impolite for late guests like them, so most of them are uninvited guests.At this time, Mr. Chief became excited: "As a chief of the Zulu tribe, I am qualified to participate in the wedding of the tribe!"

Although he looked a bit like a chief in his attire, but there were important people inside, and there were lessons learned from big stars, so the police refused to let him go.During the quarrel, a man dressed similarly to Mr. Chief walked out and shouted: "Numan, the Zulu king and the great wizard are inside, don't be presumptuous!"

Mr. Chief, who has always been fearless, immediately became honest. Compared with others, he is nothing compared to others.But because of this acquaintance who was also the chief, they were let in smoothly.

Mr. Chief quietly inquired who could invite these two heavyweights for his wedding. After hearing that it was President Zuma, he couldn't help shaking his head to show his disdain.Although Zuma is the president, his status in the family is not so noble, at least much worse than that of Mr. Chief.

After entering the venue, I saw that a big fire had already been lit in the center, and men and women were dancing passionately around the flames.The chief and his party were pulled to an empty table.Little Xiami wrinkled his little nose: "Da Xing and King were sitting here just now, we are one step late!"

"Then hurry up and chase—" Although Tang Jide wanted to eat and drink with him, it was more important to find those little friends.

"Do you know those envoys on the prairie?" An old man next to him leaned forward to strike up a conversation.

Tang Jide was taken aback by his question: "Messengers? They are fugitives, and we chased them all the way here!"

The old man jumped up, blowing his beard and staring at his eyes: "How dare you disrespect the messenger, believe it or not, people here can tear you apart!"

"Tear you big-headed ghost!" Tang Jide muttered, and then he was full of joy, "Unexpectedly, the popularity of these guys is quite high, and there are such old fans, it seems that they are better than us. !"

Old Bazayue still refused to let it go, but even if Xiao Xiami approached him and comforted him, the old man gradually calmed down.And after such a commotion, it was getting dark, and without the ugly duckling navigation, it seemed that they couldn't catch up with the big stars.Simply let it be settled as soon as it comes, and let’s fill up the belly first.

"The chicken is not tasty, the beef is too hard, why put so many onions, it's a waste of these good ingredients—" Tang Jide chattered while eating, belittling the food on the table to nothing.

"Is it not to your taste, please forgive me." A wrinkled old woman came over to add food, and apologized to Tang Jide sincerely.

Tang Jide took out a small bag: "Tell the roast mutton over there to sprinkle some on it—forget it, don't work on your old man at such an age, I will go and do the knife myself. You are busy inside and out , she must be from the bride’s family, hehe, looking at her age, she must be Mr. Zuma’s old mother-in-law!”

Now that he met the president of South Africa by mistake, Tang Jide certainly wanted to get acquainted. After all, if he could establish a relationship, it would be much safer to mine diamond veins in the future, so he planned to go the mother-in-law route first.

The old woman smiled at him with a simple smile: "Mr. Zuma is my husband."

Tang Jide, who had just stood up, staggered and sat directly on the grass: "Because only the newcomers laugh, whoever hears the old ones cry, grandma, don't be too sad!"

"I'm very happy. This is Zuma's sixth wife. We are a harmonious family. There are more than 20 children. It's very lively." The old lady took the small bag of seasoning from Tang Jide , and then walked over to the side of the roast lamb, his steps were very healthy.

Tang Jide was completely speechless. He was stunned for a long time before he smacked his lips: "The president has six wives, so it won't affect much, okay?"

"There are some repercussions abroad, but the domestic situation is calm. After all, Zuma is a member of the Zulu tribe and can enjoy polygamy, as long as he has enough money to buy cattle." Mr. Chief is relatively indifferent to this.

"Hehehe, why don't I join your Zulu tribe too?" Tang Jide looked forward to it.

Unexpectedly, there were still people applauding and applauding, and Xu Feifei was the first to clap his hands: "Okay, okay, support!"

And He Tiantian lowered his head, and under the reflection of the fire, his face became more and more red.On the contrary, Mr. Chief curled his lips: "The Zulu people don't accept counterfeit products—" One sentence completely wiped out Tang Jide's thoughts.

"The polygamy of the Zulu people is also a product of special circumstances. Because of the perennial battles, most young and middle-aged men died in battle, and there were too many women left. In order to grow the race, they married more wives and had more children, and gradually left behind This rule. Therefore, this rule is not only the pride of the Zulu people, but also records the sadness and helplessness of the Zulu people." An old man with white beard and hair sat beside Tang Jide, and then put the wooden stick in his hand Pass it into his hand.

Mr. Chief, who was eating and drinking in the second row of the big row just now, stood up quickly and saluted respectfully: "Numan has seen the Great Wizard." Speaking of which, he is still a chief.Among tribes, wizards are sometimes more prestigious than Zulu kings.

For wizards and the like, Tang Jide usually equated them with liars, so he didn't care, stretched out his hand with a smile, and held the black wooden stick.

The old wizard did not let go, and held the other end of the stick tightly, so the stick, more than one meter long, lay in the palms of the two of them, like a single-plank bridge.

"Be careful, I'm going over—" The old wizard had a weird smile on his face, and he could feel the unique aura emanating from Tang Jide's body, which was just like him, a natural smell.It's just that Tang Jide controlled it very well, and was completely restrained most of the time. It was only when he was talking to the "mother-in-law" just now that he fell to the ground in surprise, revealing a trace of plant essence, which was captured by the old wizard.

For years, the old wizard had been looking for a young man to succeed him.But today's young people are more and more yearning for life in the metropolis, and are gradually moving away from the embrace of nature.Even those clansmen who still live in the village, their hearts are not here.So after discovering Tang Jide, it is inevitable that Lie Xinxi will be delighted, and he can't help but want to test it.

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head with his other hand. He didn't understand the meaning of the old wizard's words.But he soon understood, because a powerful force suddenly came from the polished black stick, which made Tang Jide startled and trembled involuntarily.

It's a pity that it is still too weak to bear the magic stick. The old wizard sighed in his heart. This wooden stick was handed down from generation to generation by the Zulu wizards. In his hands, it has been handed down for countless generations. The force of nature, of course, is no small matter.

Not far away, Zulu King also noticed all this, and he also shook his head.Like the old wizard, he is also eager to find the successor of the next great wizard.Originally, the chimpanzee seemed to have great potential in this area, but it was a beast after all, so I could only watch it leave with regret.

But at the next moment, the Zulu King's eyes widened, as if he had seen the most incredible scene: the old wizard pulled back a few times the magic stick, but the magic stick seemed to take root in the big-headed man's hand.Then, the dark stick body suddenly burst into bright green light, like a green bridge of life, so eye-catching in the night sky!
"How is this possible!" King Zulu couldn't help but exclaimed, causing people around him to follow his gaze.Even the passionate battle dance beside the fire stopped.

How is this possible - the old wizard sifted the chaff all over, and then slowly collapsed on the seat.Tang Jide, on the other hand, took over the wooden stick and played a stick flower in his hand: "It seems that it is more appropriate to save this thing for the big star as a wishful golden cudgel—"

(End of this chapter)