Big Islander 2

Chapter 79 The Most Expensive Mineral Water in History
"Hello—what's the matter?" Christine's anxious voice came from the phone.After a long time, I heard Tang Jide's voice again: "Hahaha, I got rich, I got rich—"

Lao Ding said in his heart how many times he was a money fan, but how did he know that Tang Jide on the other end of the phone was dancing like he was going crazy.

"Big head, I'm kind enough to remind you that if you jump forward again, you will definitely—" Before the pheasant finished talking, Tang Jide fell and fell directly into a small ravine.Fortunately, the ground was covered with grass and trees. Although the big head brother was in a mess, he was not injured.

By the time he climbed out of the ravine, he had basically returned to normal, just smiling.Old man Tang looked displeased: "Progress, it's like picking up a gold ingot while scavenging, what's the point?"

Tang Jide said twice: "This time I really found a treasure, you see——"

He opened the pitcher again, Daxing moved the fastest, stretched out the thorn head to look inside, and then stretched his claws in.As a result, it slapped and was slapped away by Tang Jide: "You can only see but not touch. The acid inside is stronger than aqua regia. Do you want to be a one-armed monkey?"

Others also gathered around one after another, looked into the pitcher, and then subconsciously exclaimed, only to see that there were densely packed with small black spots.Upon closer inspection, they were all three-legged monsters, probably hundreds or even thousands.

Indeed, if one can be sold for [-] pounds, then the value of this caged three-legged monster is really incalculable.This is simply a pie in the sky, no wonder the big head is crazy, he was knocked out by the pound.

After the excitement completely passed, Tang Jide scratched the back of his head vigorously: "No, there is only a three-legged monster inside, how does it reproduce, at least one male and one female?"

After finishing speaking, he subconsciously glanced at He Tiantian, which made little girl Tiantian's face turn red.

But Xiao Xiami shook his head: "There are also examples of asexual reproduction in nature. Maybe this kind of alien life reproduces by splitting. Uncle Datou, there is no rush to sell alien creatures. It is best to study them more and find out. The way of breeding, otherwise after selling to others, a lot of them will be bred, and we will become a one-shot deal here."

Tang Jide blinked his eyes, and then gave Xiao Xiami a thumbs-up: If you really talk about money fans, I am still slightly inferior to Xiao Xia.

But at his half-baked level, he didn't know where to start researching. Could it be possible to castrate all the three-legged monsters?

In this respect, Xiao Xiami is an expert. I saw her close her eyes, feel it for a while, then asked Daxing to bring a bottle of mineral water, poured out half of the bottle, and asked Uncle Datou to put two three-legged monsters into it. bottle.

"Can you do it, don't drown yourself?" One is worth a hundred thousand pounds, so Tang Jide has also become very cautious.It turned out that the two three-legged monsters were swimming around in the bottle, which was very unreal.The three legs stretched and retracted, up and down in the water, erratic, looking very elegant, just like flying in the sky.

Even old man Tang nodded his head repeatedly after seeing it: "This thing looks much better than those goldfishes—" Such a good alien creature, now it becomes a pet for him.

However, a creature like the tripod may really be an ordinary creature on its original planet, just like ants and bees on the earth; but when it comes to the earth, its worth is different, and its value is different. Rare is more expensive, probably so.

"Uncle Datou, as long as they are put in ordinary liquid, they will not reproduce again, and we can sell them with confidence." Xiao Xiami also hopes to sell more and get back more funds.Now that Peach Blossom Island is about to be established, there are too many places that need money.

Tang Jade never doubted Xiao Xiami's words, so he nodded his head: "Let's go back to Hong Kong Island to count the money as soon as possible—"

However, it is not easy to leave Treasure Island. These people have legal procedures for entry and exit. The key is that these orangutans are not easy to handle.If it is approved by the official, it is estimated that it will be delayed for several months, and whether it can be completed is still a matter of discussion.

Just two days ago, Fat Zhu led a group of people to Qingcha Town, but they were beaten away by the old patriarch leading his people. After all, in name, Fat Zhu is the orangutan the master.

Since you can't leave in a justifiable way, then just smuggle in. Tang Jide never cared about his reputation.Even gorillas can get back to Peach Blossom Island from Africa, not to mention these little orangutans.

The matter of smuggling was left to Xiao Xiami, and Tang Jide and his party returned to He Tiantian's house to say goodbye.Although Tang Jide tried his best to invite him, the mother-in-law did not agree to accompany him, but said that she would go to Peach Blossom Island after the big wedding.

On the contrary, He Xiaole was very fascinated by the place called Peach Blossom Island, and He Tiantian couldn't bear to part with this cute little brother, so he might as well contact Xiao Xiami again and ask her to smuggle one more time there.Anyway, there were nearly twenty orangutans, and they didn't care about one more.

With a bit of joy and nostalgia, He Tiantian left his hometown, and he doesn't know when he will return next time——

By the time Tang Jade and the others returned to Hong Kong Island, Xiami was already in the prince's pet shelter. As for the orangutans, they were temporarily under the prince's hands, and they would take them back when they returned to Peach Blossom Island.

After coming out for more than half a month, He Tiantian was thinking about the Treasure Hall, and regardless of the exhaustion of the journey, he directly rushed over with Big Brother.

There is still a long queue in front of the Treasure Hall, which is very hot.Seeing this scene, Tang Jide was really reluctant to sell the three-legged monster: the one-year ticket is quite a lot of money.

But there is no such thing as the best of both worlds in the world. I asked someone to make a big fish tank, and then sprinkled a dozen three-legged monsters into it, and then put them on the big rock, and immediately stunned all the tourists: "I finally saw something alive." !"

After doing this, it is estimated that in the next period of time, there will be another peak period of visits.The second senior brother is beautiful, and the two small eyes are shining with gold.

And Tang Jide was pulled aside by Lao Ding, he was very curious about how these three-legged monsters could breed, because he knew the details best, Tang Jide only took one away.

Briefly explained Xiao Xiami's theory to him, and then Tang Jide asked Lao Ding to draw up a delivery list, and all requests for ordering tripods were satisfied.Buying a pet for 100 pounds or [-] million yuan is like selling a house to buy a monkey, just for fun.

However, those who can afford the price are those who are not short of money. This can be seen from the list. Most of them are scientific research institutions, mostly in the United States and Europe.Of course, you didn't discuss with these people who were taken advantage of by sending them to your door; there are also some who applied in their own names, but it's uncertain who will end up in the hands of them.

After receiving Lao Ding's call, many buyers were ecstatic. They didn't have much hope at first, because such a precious alien creature can actually be measured by money?
In particular, some scientific research institutions in the United States originally had a certain degree of hostility towards Peach Blossom Island. As a result, Lao Ding treated them equally and sent invitation letters, which moved the other party to the ground: treat the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

This also includes the governments of many countries. It is difficult for them to come forward directly, so they entrust some scientific research institutions to take action.As a result, Peach Blossom Island did not reject anyone who came, and received a thick stack of orders, with a total of [-] copies.And in the next few days, it is estimated that this number will continue to increase.

"It's not as fast as this. It's better than the money printing machine, and the treasury bills are mad!" Tang Jide put a portion of the three-legged monster into a mineral water bottle, and even tied a few small ones on the bottle cap. The eyes are said to be for the three-legged monster inside to breathe.In fact, according to Xiao Xiami, these three-legged monsters don't need to breathe.

In the end, even Zhu Guang, a profiteer, couldn't stand it anymore: "Big head, why don't you get a better packaging, after all, he spent a lot of money, so you should be more balanced."

"That's not bad. If I follow my father's wishes, just get a paper cup. He is a professional habit. When he sees a mineral water bottle, he wants to twist it into a twist." Tang Jide finally finished the packaging, very successful Clapped his hands emotionally, and then asked Lao Ding to inform the customer: the goods can be picked up.

There are a few customers on Hong Kong Island, so after an hour, people came one after another.After getting the mineral water bottle, I was a little dumbfounded.There was a big black man who was rather sloppy and probably really thirsty. He thought it was drinking water for entertaining guests, so he opened the bottle cap and took a gulp.

"Don't drink, it's a three-legged monster!" Tang Jide yelled a little late, and the mineral water bottle had bottomed out.

The big black man was also stunned, and quickly raised the mineral water bottle to his eyes. After observing for a long time, he finally confirmed that there were no traces of any living things in it.

"I—I drank one hundred thousand pounds in one gulp?" The big black man beat his head hard, feeling extremely annoyed. This is probably the most expensive bottle of water in the world.

Tang Jide was also a little dissatisfied: What a big breath, he swallowed [-] pounds from me in one gulp.So I decided to scare him: "It's just a small problem whether it's money or not, I'll give you another one later—"

The big black man was overjoyed and nodded his thanks again and again, then he heard Tang Datou continue: "It's just that the habits of a creature like the three-legged monster are still unknown. I'm afraid it won't come out of your stomach, and it will be broken."

Perhaps it was out of fear of the unknown, or perhaps it was a psychological effect. The big black man only felt a tightening pain in his stomach, beads of sweat dripped down his forehead, and finally screamed and began to roll on the ground.

"Hurry up and take a plastic bag to the bathroom, I think it will be pulled out in a while, and it will be returned to you if it is alive." Tang Jide finally calmed down, "Dude, you can go for fun, the earthlings will be the first to eat it." The name of an alien creature is not enough to make you a bad fart!"

(End of this chapter)