Big Islander 2

Chapter 83 Uncivilized Vandalism
"Daxing, give me your bottle of acid, okay? I will satisfy you whatever you want." At the long table in the living room, Robin sat on both sides of the table with Daxing and Pheasant, and began to negotiate.

At this moment, Robin had fully experienced the difficulty of these two guys. He even regretted bringing these two plague gods back. A crack appeared in his perfect plan.There was no choice but to conduct the final negotiations openly and honestly.

Seeing the big star shaking his head, the pheasant began to translate on his own initiative: "We can't help you to do evil, you dug a tunnel, do you want to sneak into other people's rooms in the middle of the night, and kidnap good women? How can a righteous warrior do such a thing?"

Don't bring such gossip, I'm an art thief, not an incense thief.Robin felt a little dizzy, so he shook his head: "Two generous gentlemen, please seriously consider my request!" While speaking, a black muzzle pointed at Da Xing.

It is said that a person with a strong artistic atmosphere like Robin has always despised violence.But this time, he was really forced to do nothing but resort to threats.

"Take your fire stick away. When our big star is playing with guns, you still wear crotch pants. Don't mess with us, we still have powerful helpers." Pheasant said, moving to the side moved.

A very literary smile appeared on the corner of Robin's mouth: Don't be afraid, just be afraid——

The three of Tang Jide got together again, and after hearing him tell the truth about the following, Xiao Xiami thought about it for a while, and then called out Banban, asking him to investigate further.When Banban came out along the exit of the tunnel, he saw a man pointing a gun at Daxing.

On weekdays, Daxing has the best relationship with Banban, and he often gives him sweets.So the little Banban became anxious, and rushed over like lightning, and with a click, the big Banban left two blood holes on Robin's arm holding the gun.

Robin let out a scream and let go of the gun. He clutched his arms and looked at the little one on the dining table in horror.

Now it's the pheasant's turn to be proud: "I've already said, there are powerful helpers, why don't you believe it. Seeing that there are no big dies, they just bit their throats."

Robin shrank his neck subconsciously: "Let's go—" His only thought now is to send these plague gods away, so as not to affect his plan.

But he didn't know an oriental proverb: It's easier to ask gods than to give them away, especially when he meets a guy like pheasant who is good at messing around, how can he get what he wants?
Not long after, Tang Jide and his party were led into the living room by the big star, and visited the tunnel.Tang Jide put his hands behind his back, as if the leader was inspecting, and finally patted Robin on the shoulder: "Good job, the tunnel was dug very concealed, and it is also very strong, only the last layer of thick steel plate is needed to enter the labor area. Ede Bank's underground vault."

At this moment, Robin felt like making a wedding dress for someone else.But he still breathed a sigh of relief. In his feeling, dealing with humans is far easier than dealing with the three plague gods.So he smiled slightly: "Jide? Mr. Tang, I very much hope to have a perfect cooperation with the owner of Peach Blossom Island."

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head: "How do you know I'm going in too?"

"I have also heard a little about the entanglement between the Hatcher family and Peach Blossom Island." Robin is not an ignorant person. He happened to know about it when he was visiting the Ocean Treasure Museum.

Now it's Tang Jide's turn to worry, the best solution is of course to get rid of the person named Robin in front of him, and that's all.But this is not Taohuadao's style, nor is it Tang Jide's style.It seems that before leaving Great Britain, they can only temporarily cooperate with each other.Originally, it was not easy for someone to dig a tunnel so hard.

So Tang Jide stretched out his hand and wanted to give Robin a high five, but Robin's arm was still dripping blood.As a result, he was held by Tang Jide abruptly, and then Robin saw a miraculous scene: the wound on his arm stopped bleeding quickly, and he felt no pain at all.It's because the big brother didn't try his best, otherwise, the wounds would be scarred.

Xiao Xiami found a roll of gauze and bandaged Robin's wound: "The ever-changing thief, Robin the Thief, is this your real face now?" When I was in the Ocean Treasure Museum, I also heard Smith talk about the famous thief in the cultural relics world today. .After all, they are complete opposites and know each other very well.And the most talked about, of course, is the most legendary robber Robin, and Xiao Xiami still admires him somewhat in his heart.

With a feeling of comfort coming from the wound, Robin nodded, "Dear Princess Xia Mili, thank you for your kindness and fraternity."

Cough cough——Tang Jide coughed twice: "Don't get too close, now you are a prisoner in our hands, it's good if you don't kill yourself."

"We are partners, and only by trusting each other can we have a happy cooperation." Robin has experienced too many intrigues, and has long cultivated a pair of sharp eyes. He can see the temperament of the people in front of him very clearly, and knows himself Life is safe, so I hope to get greater benefits.

In fact, Tang Jide had long since acquiesced in his idea of ​​cooperating with the other party, but in order to occupy a dominant position in the cooperation, he suppressed this Mr. Ever-changing Thief.I saw a very reluctant look on his face: "The things we emptied from the underground vault must be at my disposal."

After thinking about it in his mind, Robin nodded and agreed. Anyway, what he was really looking for was neither gold jewelry nor antique cash. It is estimated that this big guy would not be interested.

"Quack, don't rush to divide the spoils, shall we go in first and talk about it?" Pheasant reminded them.

Tang Jide and Robin nodded together: "Let's go!"

Ding dong, ding dong, the doorbell rang suddenly, scaring Robin out of his wits.The tunnel workers he hired had been sent out of Great Britain a long time ago, and no one else knew that he lived here, so there would be no guests visiting. Could it be that things were revealed and the police came to the door?

Just as he was thinking about it, the pheasant flew up to the sky to take a look, and then ran in in a panic: "The police are here!"

This scared Robin so much that he almost sat on the ground. If the police entered the courtyard, they would definitely be able to spot the flaw at a glance.Not to mention the police, even big stars and pheasants can see through the door.

"Retreat, advance to the tunnel. A fork was dug inside to connect to the sewer pipe." Robin was about to give up completely. Although the loss was not small, as long as he was there, he would still have a chance to make a comeback in the future.An experienced thief like him must have a way out.

Tang Jide's first thought was to retreat, but if he gave up this great opportunity, the bank would inevitably step up his vigilance, and if he didn't, his trip to Great Britain would come back empty-handed.

So he said cruelly, "You guys just wait, I'll go out and have a look. If I'm caught, you guys will retreat."

"Let me go." Robin was still righteous and refused to ask Tang Jide to top the tank.

"Don't argue about this matter, even if I am put in prison, I can still get out." Tang Jide walked out of the living room while talking.When he opened the gate, there were indeed two policemen standing outside, waving rubber sticks.

Hello—— Tang Jide raised his hand to say hello, ready to warn several people in the room at any time.And a pair of eyes flicked behind the policemen. Fortunately, there was no large force behind them, so it should be no problem to deal with these two policemen.

"Sir, we have received allegations from Lloyds Bank that you have committed uncivilized acts of vandalism in their private property, so please come with us."

It seemed that the matter had indeed been brought to light, and tunnel digging was of course considered an uncivilized act of destruction—Tang Jide scratched the back of his head, and the cane whip around his waist was ready to go.However, he subconsciously argued: "They were the ones who didn't make sense first!"

Another policeman shrugged his shoulders: "The bank has provided surveillance video. You peed on the wall of the bank. Your behavior is very bad, so you must be punished!"

Peeing——Tang Jide really felt dumbfounded, but soon he said loudly: "Mr. Police Officer, I drank a little too much just now, and I feel urgent to pee. I am willing to accept any punishment. Shall I go to the police station now?"

The two policemen looked at each other: In fact, there is no need for them to stand out for such a trivial matter. I don't know how many dogs pee in the corner every day. If they all take care of it, the police will probably be exhausted to death.It's just that this time Lloyds Bank asked them to come forward, and secretly gave some benefits, so of course it's hard to refuse.

"The bank proposed that you have to come to the door to apologize, sir, in order to get their understanding." A policeman proposed a solution, which even he himself thought was a bit too much.What about taking a pee?

But Tang Jide didn't hesitate at all, and happily followed the police out, all the way into the lobby of Lloyds Bank, and then raised his voice and shouted: "I'm here to apologize, for my uncivilized sabotage behavior , solemnly apologize to Lloyds Bank. I am willing to fully compensate for all losses arising therefrom.”

Many people in the bank cast their gazes over one after another, all full of doubts. They were a little puzzled: What kind of behavior is uncivilized sabotage?
Unexpectedly, this guy admitted his mistake so well, both the bank and the police were very satisfied, so in less than half an hour, Tang Jide returned to Robin's house generously.

After listening to him tell the story, everyone felt like a false alarm, and the pheasant did not forget to teach Tang Jide a lesson: "Big head, do less uncivilized sabotage in the future, pay attention to quality!"

Tang Jide said twice: "We can't do less, now let's drill the tunnel together, and then engage in uncivilized sabotage together. But I will not compensate for the losses incurred this time—"

(End of this chapter)