Big Islander 2

Chapter 86 The Queen's Dinner Party

The theft of the British Museum quickly spread around the world, and it also made London the focus of countless people's attention.It is said that the thieves were so arrogant that they dispatched a helicopter to transport the Rosetta Stone away with a sling.

For this reason, MI[-] also dispatched a large number of personnel, and even the targets of the investigation extended to the army, because they were the easiest to get helicopters.It's a pity that MI[-] does not have James Bond, so if they want to catch the daring art thief, it may be more difficult than stealing the Rosetta Stone.

And the name of Robin, the ever-changing thief, spread all over the world in an instant. Some people admire, some admire, and some despise and revil.But no matter what, Robin's name became extremely loud.Even colleagues who were not convinced by him in the past are now raising their thumbs, recognizing that Robin is Nan Bowan in the industry.

"I don't leave my name behind when I do good deeds. It's a living thing. Look at you, you are so beautiful, what else can you complain about?" Tang Jide rattled the newspaper, and behind the newspaper was Robin's incomparable photo. angry face.

Pheasant felt a little sympathetic to Robin, and comforted him with good intentions: "Anyway, you have already left your name in the underground vault of the bank, and you don't care about doing it again. .”

Robin flicked his sleeves and simply went back to the house to sulk.But soon the Mr. Mubarak from Egypt ran in excitedly, shaking the newspaper in his hand: "Don, the British Museum has been stolen—"

"Understood, there is nothing to be happy about, there are several national treasures of your country inside." Tang Jide took a sip of tea, and then felt a little sleepy again.

Mubarak quickly turned into a frosty eggplant, and finally simply prayed, hoping that the thieves would return the cultural relics that belonged to them.

Tang Jide smacked his lips: "Is that Mr. Robin a philanthropist?"

Mubarak froze for a moment, then shook his head dejectedly.Tang Jide laughed heartily: Although Mr. Robin is not a real philanthropist, Tang Jide is a great kind person——

Just when the theft of the British Museum was in full swing, another blockbuster came suddenly: the underground vault of Lloyds Bank was also ransacked, and the criminal was also Robin.According to statistics, the stolen property adds up to more than 2000 million pounds.

If it hadn't been for the theft from the British Museum, it would have been impossible for Lloyds Bank to check the underground vault so quickly, and it would be impossible to find the dug tunnel.And Mr. Robin is now an omnipotent existence, which made many colleagues feel ashamed and sighed that they could not surpass this senior, so they all quit.

Especially the inscription on the wall made Scotland Yard and MI[-] particularly angry: This is simply a naked provocation.

As a result, relevant agencies in the entire country are busy, and many clues have surfaced.Tang Jide naturally became a suspect and was invited into Scotland Yard.

But when some cosmetic items were found in the mansion where Robin dug the tunnel, he was released again.But Tang Jide knew that there were still pairs of monitoring eyes around him.It seems that it is impossible to continue committing crimes, which makes the big brother very disappointed.He also plans to strike while the iron is hot and visit the British Museum a few more times.

Unknowingly, a week passed, the two thefts did not make any progress, and the entire public opinion began to shift from Robin to the police, and they all began to criticize the stupidity and incompetence of the police.

Of course, none of this has anything to do with Tang Jide. He has packed his bags and is about to leave this city that makes him so happy.This trip to England can be said to be a rewarding experience, how can Big Brother be unhappy?
And at this time, a special guest came to the hotel room where he lived, and he solemnly invited Mr. Tang Jide from Peach Blossom Island to the dinner.

Generally speaking, Tang Jide would not change his itinerary just because he had a meal, but this time the host was really special, so he reluctantly agreed.

"Wow, I want to attend the Queen's dinner too. I haven't been to Buckingham Palace yet!" Pheasant also yelled loudly.

Tang Jide raised his hand and pulled it aside: "Do you have an evening dress?"

Oh oh——Da Xing took out a set of clothes from his backpack and put them on. It turned out to be a tuxedo, which Xiao Xiami bought for him when he was strolling on the street.It's just a little bit bigger, and the swallowtail at the back is dragged to the ground.

"Comrade Vasily can go, the pheasant stands aside." Tang Jide nodded with satisfaction.He was a little puzzled: Xiao Xiami was thoughtful in preparing a set for me, did she know that the queen would invite us?
"Eccentric ghost, eccentric ghost, Daxing is a female, and wearing a tuxedo is simply wrong. Believe it or not, I will reveal everything about you!"

Facing the threat, how could Tang Jide compromise: "I won't take you there, but Xiao Xiami seems to lack a follower—"

So everyone is happy.

In the afternoon, Xiao Xiami and He Tiantian both changed into evening gowns, both one big and one small looked beautiful and dignified.On the other hand, after Tang Datou put on the tuxedo, he felt uncomfortable all over, and he didn't even know which leg to take first when walking.In the end, I had to take it off and put on my shirtless shirt. In the evaluation of the pheasant, the dog meat would not be able to sit on the banquet.

Tang Jide has his own rhetoric: Although the queen is the queen, Taohua Island is about to establish a country. As the head of state, Tang Datou can be equal to her, so there is no need to care too much.

Although it's a dinner party, you can't really go there until it's dark.At three o'clock in the afternoon, a special convoy came to pick up Tang Jide and the others.Although I don't want to be too ostentatious, the royal family is very concerned about face, so don't be careless.

Seeing Tang Jide wearing big underpants, one of the members of the royal family who was in charge of welcoming him, the Duke, was dumbfounded: On such a grand diplomatic occasion, there are still such slovenly people, whether to attend a banquet or to play hooligans, it is simply absurd. What an insult to Her Majesty the Queen!
After angrily calling Her Majesty the Queen, the member of the royal family who bears the title of duke lost his temper and politely invited Tang Jide into the car.

With a squeak, Daxing got into the car first, followed by the pheasant, praising the magnificent decoration inside the car.

There was no other way, Tang Jide had no choice but to get into the car behind, and Xiao Xiami and He Tiantian accompanied him from left to right.As for Mr. Robin, who has been in the limelight recently, of course he is not included in the invitation, and he will not throw himself into the trap either.

Drive all the way to Buckingham Palace, which has been the residence of members of the British royal family for hundreds of years, which is equivalent to the British Royal Palace.Especially the current Queen Elizabeth II, because of her long reign, she is also the one who has lived in Buckingham Palace for the longest time.

Among several big countries in the world, like the Forbidden City, White House, Kremlin Palace, Buckingham Palace and Versailles Palace, they are also known as the five famous palaces.Both historically and symbolically, it is extraordinary.

When the car drove into Buckingham Palace, the royal army saluted in unison, and they were able to enter without inspection, which shows that the standard of reception is very high.But there were not too many superficial ceremonies, and Tang Jide felt that it was more like visiting relatives, and they were poor relatives from the countryside entering the city.

"Do I look like Grandma Liu?" Brother Datou asked himself rather self-deprecatingly.In some respects, Peach Blossom Island is not comparable to the empire on which the sun never set.If you count back 200 years, even if Peach Blossom Island voluntarily asks to join the Commonwealth, no one will take you seriously.

After getting off the car at the square, Tang Jide looked up and looked straight ahead, and saw a golden statue on the marble platform, which seemed to be a woman, shining golden, as if it had just fallen from the sky.

Brother Big Head nodded: "That's right, that's right. After we go back, we'll get another one on Peach Blossom Island, and we'll carve small shrimps on it—this one is Her Majesty the Queen, right?"

The Duke who was accompanying him staggered and almost knelt on one knee. After finally standing still, he coughed twice: "This is the statue of the goddess of victory—"

Tang Jide also felt that his old face was a little hot, so he quickly changed the subject: "Pheasant, come down quickly, you guys like to defecate everywhere, don't shit on the goddess!"

While talking, Da Xing also jumped up, squatted on the head of the goddess of victory, put his hands upside down, and looked at the world, making the royal guards at a loss.Indeed, they have never had this kind of experience, because they are all gentlemen and ladies here, and nothing like this has really happened.

The Duke also had some difficulties, so he had no choice but to lead Tang Jide and his party into Buckingham Palace, but he hated this vulgar big-headed gentleman from the bottom of his heart: such a guy doesn't understand etiquette at all, and he is not qualified to enter Buckingham Palace!
Buckingham Palace has a history of hundreds of years, and it has undergone several major renovations during the period. Especially when George IV, who is known as the prodigal son, came to the throne, he made a big effort to decorate Buckingham Palace resplendently and resplendently, making it even more royal.

Since he hated Tang Datou, a bumpkin, the Duke didn't introduce him.If it were normal, the Duke would have started to show off long ago. Although he is not the owner of this place, he is also a part of it.

Tang Jide didn't take it seriously, he looked around, completely treating himself as a tourist.His Excellency the Duke originally wanted to see the jokes of the bumpkins, but he was a little disappointed in the end.Because the bumpkin's eyes only showed appreciation, not envy or jealousy.

The Duke doesn't know that, in Tang Datou's mind, no matter how luxurious this artificial decoration is, it can't compare with his bamboo house on Peach Blossom Island. This is the difference in pursuit, and the resulting values ​​are naturally very different.

In a spacious living room, Tang Jide finally saw Her Majesty the Queen whom he had only seen on TV or newspapers before.His first impression was that the queen was an amiable old lady with silver hair, wearing home clothes, and not wearing a crown, just looking at this group of special guests cheerfully.

Just as Tang Jide was about to shake hands, Da Xing beat him to the punch again. He hated him so much that he really wanted to slap Da Xing's monkey butt twice.

Although the queen was also taken aback for a moment, the smile on her face soon became brighter, and she even patted the big star's thorny head.

There was no other way, Tang Jide had no choice but to wait in the second place, shook hands with the Queen, only to hear the Queen say to him in a homely way: "You can get used to living here, the fog in London is too heavy."

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head: "To be honest, I really like the London fog—" Of course he likes it. If there is no London fog, how can he work as a porter in the British Museum?

(End of this chapter)