Big Islander 2
Chapter 88 Flattering
Chapter 88 Flattering
By the way, Brother Big Tou is dressed in a bit of shabby clothes, with his arms bare and his thighs exposed. Compared with the gentlemen and ladies in the venue, he looks so out of place.So the man asked the two princesses again if it was the friend they brought.
I don't know what the two princesses were thinking, but they shook their heads in unison.Tang Jide finally understood that these two were simply afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
As a princess under strict constraints, what she looks forward to most is to seek a colorful life. In the words of the pheasant: that is nothing to look for.That's why they shook their heads at the same time and chose to watch Tang Jide's joke, because they all knew that the Mr. Prince opposite was a famous jerk, and in their eyes, Tang Jide was also a very funny jerk.When a jerk meets a jerk, I believe there will be sparks.
Sure enough, the Prince Inov from Northern Europe waved his horsewhip and lashed at Tang Jide, yelling "Get out".
Perhaps inheriting the fine traditions of the Vikings, although Prince Inov doesn't have the rough appearance of a Nordic man, there is tyrannical blood flowing in his veins.
Unexpectedly, the inevitable whip was taken away, and Yinov almost lost his center of gravity and fell off the horse.Fortunately, his riding skills were good, so he tapped the horse with his knee, and the thoroughbred horse called Thunder raised its front hooves and charged forward, which was bigger than Daxing's golden bowl. The horseshoe stepped directly between Tang Jide's chest and abdomen.The horse's weight of hundreds of catties, coupled with the force of the forward charge, if it was a solid hoof, it is estimated that it would be seriously injured if it did not die.
Big Brother didn't want to cause trouble at first. The mission in Great Britain has been successfully completed, and there are still many things to do when I go home early. I don't have time to talk to these young masters.But the other party was so arrogant and unreasonable that he regarded human life as worthless. Tang Jide also decided to teach him a lesson.
"Inov, you can't!" Although the two princesses wanted to play around, they didn't want to kill anyone, so they hurriedly stopped.But it is impossible to take back the sharp arrow shot out.
At this moment, Tang Jide yelled, "Taste my whip too!"
Everyone felt that the figure flashed, and Tang Jide's figure appeared behind Lei Ting. It was unbelievably fast, as if he evaporated from the same place in an instant, and then appeared in another place in an instant.At the same time, a whip shadow flashed across the air, with a touch of thick green, like a ray of spring breeze, blowing over Yinov's body.
Lei Ting ran forward for more than ten steps before stopping, but its back was already empty, and its owner, at this moment, was lying on the grass, humming.
"Coward, get up—" The pheasant gave full play to its true qualities of beating dogs in the water, and replaced Yinov with a coward.
The two princesses clapped their hands excitedly, and Princess Yinglun kissed Tang Jide on the cheek: "Beautiful job!"
Yinov fell to the ground, and it took him a long time to get up. He spat out the grass in his mouth angrily, and shouted in his mouth: "You bumpkin, I will give you a miserable death!"
Although he is a member of the royal family, he is also bound by the law. This is a bit like a prince who breaks the law and common people.For example, Princess Anne, who likes to keep dogs but is not good at training them, her dog once bit a passerby, so she still has to pay compensation.So Prince Inov yelled fiercely, but never did anything.
"There is a proverb in the West that makes sense. A dog that can bark is not fierce." The pheasant fanned the flames beside him. This guy was similar to the two princesses, both of whom were afraid of chaos.
Yinov's white face turned livid. As a prince, he was used to being arrogant, and he had never fallen such a big somersault before. His eyes were fixed on the bumpkin opposite him, as if he was about to spew fire.
Soon, Yinov thought of the best way to get revenge. Since the other party is a bumpkin, he should use a gentleman's method to solve it.So, confidence and pride returned to him, and he raised his hand and pointed at Tang Datou: "You bumpkin, dare you race horses with me!"
While talking, he patted Lei Ting's sturdy body with his hands. His racehorse participated in an official race last month and performed well; but the country bumpkin opposite him must have only ridden a cow before, right?
This really didn’t wrong Big Brother. When I was young, I was herding cattle with my friends. I had a failed experience of riding a bull. It’s a pity that the old cow swept him down when it was passing through the woods, and it ended in failure.
"Inov, I'll race with you!" Princess England's temper was relatively hot, but this sentence also subconsciously expressed her distrust of Tang Jide.
As a result, the big head brother scratched the back of his head: "I like horse racing. But when I bet with others, I always win and never lose, and I never play if there is no prize."
Although what he said was true, to Yinov's ears, it was particularly harsh: "Of course there must be a lottery, how about 100 million pounds, but I doubt that you, a country bumpkin, can't come up with it."
Now even the two princesses did not dare to say anything, because their annual living expenses were hundreds of thousands of pounds.So all four eyes looked at Tang Jide.
"Brother Big Tou, let's ignore this lunatic." He Tiantian was worried that Brother Big Tou would be embarrassed.
On the contrary, the pheasant clamored next to him: "We can't get 100 million pounds, but we have several small islands, so let's take Peach Blossom Island as a bet!"
Peach Blossom Island?Although Yinov has more violent temperament, it does not mean that he is stupid.Recently, he has often heard the name of Peach Blossom Island.Especially his achievements in medicine are even more enviable.So he shook his head slightly, and tentatively asked, "Can you represent Peach Blossom Island?"
The pheasant straightened its neck: "The island owner is here, of course he can make the decision, but I'm afraid you won't be able to make an equal bet!"
Yinov laughed a few times: "It's a joke, our country is known as the country of ten thousand islands, but there is no shortage of islands. I used the Lofoten Islands as a bet, and it should be comparable to your Peach Blossom Island, right?"
Of course, Tang Jide had never heard of the Lofoten Islands, so he asked Xiao Xiami in a low voice, and then learned that this is an archipelago located in the Arctic Circle. Due to the influence of the North Atlantic warm current, the temperature is relatively high. It is warm and humid, and the fishery is particularly developed.
"Let's be so-so, let's think of it as a base of Peach Blossom Island in the north." In Tang Jide's eyes, no island can compare with Peach Blossom Island.
Yinov was more cautious, and signed the agreement immediately, because the Lofoten Islands were his fief, so he had the right to call the shots.And in his subconscious mind, this is a game without suspense.Because he knew that black rose so well, it was several grades behind his Thunder.
During the period of waiting for the notary, Tang Jide was not idle. As the saying goes, if you grind your guns before the battle, you will be happy if you are unhappy, so you have to practice first.
Brother Datou is really unambiguous, he came to Black Rose and patted its butt first: "We brothers will fight side by side in a while, I will pat your ass first, and then I will run harder and fight for it." Win the Lofoten Islands. At that time, I will scatter you on the island and eat and drink as you like."
Pfft——Black Rose snorted, not knowing whether to agree or protest.
After appeasing the black rose, the big-headed brother pulled himself up nearly two meters in the air, and rode on the black rose.Seeing his gesture, Yinov was startled.But in the next moment, he was so happy that he almost squatted on the ground.I saw that the moment Tang Jide flew into the air, Black Rose turned his head on the spot. As a result, Tang Jide landed on its back, but his face was facing the flatter's ass, which was convenient for flattering.
And Black Rose strode forward with all four hooves, and Tang Jide was thrown backwards and forwards, ups and downs.
"The big head is on the horse, it is really extraordinary. In ancient times, Zhang Guolao rode the donkey upside down, and now there is the big head brother riding the horse upside down. It is a good story through the ages." He slipped out and fell to the ground with a slap.
Tang Jide stood up from the ground clutching his ass, limped after the pheasant, and vowed to kick it.But the pheasant is a thief, he flew into the air long ago, and escaped unharmed.
As a result, the two princesses are even more uncertain. Although this gamble does not involve any money, the value of both the Peach Blossom Island and the Lofoten Islands is immeasurable.So the two dragged Tang Ji aside, taking advantage of the fact that the contract hadn't taken effect yet, they had time to return.But Tang Jide was probably thrown out of anger, and he had to fight to the end no matter what he said.
And Yinov has more confidence in his heart. Even if his Thunder stands up and runs on two legs, it is estimated that he can win the game.
"Fool!"
"idiot!"
It made the two princesses lose their tempers and could only stomp their feet.
After the notarization of the contract, the competition officially begins.The two led the horse onto the track, Lei Ting was proud, while Black Rose shook his head, refusing to follow Tang Jide.
There are also many horse racing enthusiasts gathered around, and most of the people who can come here are nobles and gentlemen. After hearing about this gamble, they were also secretly shocked.However, most people are optimistic about Yinov, because in horse racing, horses and knights are equally important, and Yinov is superior in both aspects.
"Everyone, place your bet!" Robin was also a big gambler, and actually opened the market outside the market.
When the audience saw it, they all responded enthusiastically, and the least bet was a few thousand pounds.Although Tang Jide's odds were high, most people still bet on Yinov.
"I'll bet the big head!" The British princess bet all her pocket money for this month, and the other princess also bet [-] pounds, not far behind.
After counting the betting situation, Robin approached Tang Jide with a sad face: "Tang, you must win, otherwise, I can only declare bankruptcy—"
Tang Jide patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, even if you lose, I'll go begging with you, you play the violin, I play the erhu, you and I will be proud of the world, wouldn't it be fun!"
(End of this chapter)
By the way, Brother Big Tou is dressed in a bit of shabby clothes, with his arms bare and his thighs exposed. Compared with the gentlemen and ladies in the venue, he looks so out of place.So the man asked the two princesses again if it was the friend they brought.
I don't know what the two princesses were thinking, but they shook their heads in unison.Tang Jide finally understood that these two were simply afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
As a princess under strict constraints, what she looks forward to most is to seek a colorful life. In the words of the pheasant: that is nothing to look for.That's why they shook their heads at the same time and chose to watch Tang Jide's joke, because they all knew that the Mr. Prince opposite was a famous jerk, and in their eyes, Tang Jide was also a very funny jerk.When a jerk meets a jerk, I believe there will be sparks.
Sure enough, the Prince Inov from Northern Europe waved his horsewhip and lashed at Tang Jide, yelling "Get out".
Perhaps inheriting the fine traditions of the Vikings, although Prince Inov doesn't have the rough appearance of a Nordic man, there is tyrannical blood flowing in his veins.
Unexpectedly, the inevitable whip was taken away, and Yinov almost lost his center of gravity and fell off the horse.Fortunately, his riding skills were good, so he tapped the horse with his knee, and the thoroughbred horse called Thunder raised its front hooves and charged forward, which was bigger than Daxing's golden bowl. The horseshoe stepped directly between Tang Jide's chest and abdomen.The horse's weight of hundreds of catties, coupled with the force of the forward charge, if it was a solid hoof, it is estimated that it would be seriously injured if it did not die.
Big Brother didn't want to cause trouble at first. The mission in Great Britain has been successfully completed, and there are still many things to do when I go home early. I don't have time to talk to these young masters.But the other party was so arrogant and unreasonable that he regarded human life as worthless. Tang Jide also decided to teach him a lesson.
"Inov, you can't!" Although the two princesses wanted to play around, they didn't want to kill anyone, so they hurriedly stopped.But it is impossible to take back the sharp arrow shot out.
At this moment, Tang Jide yelled, "Taste my whip too!"
Everyone felt that the figure flashed, and Tang Jide's figure appeared behind Lei Ting. It was unbelievably fast, as if he evaporated from the same place in an instant, and then appeared in another place in an instant.At the same time, a whip shadow flashed across the air, with a touch of thick green, like a ray of spring breeze, blowing over Yinov's body.
Lei Ting ran forward for more than ten steps before stopping, but its back was already empty, and its owner, at this moment, was lying on the grass, humming.
"Coward, get up—" The pheasant gave full play to its true qualities of beating dogs in the water, and replaced Yinov with a coward.
The two princesses clapped their hands excitedly, and Princess Yinglun kissed Tang Jide on the cheek: "Beautiful job!"
Yinov fell to the ground, and it took him a long time to get up. He spat out the grass in his mouth angrily, and shouted in his mouth: "You bumpkin, I will give you a miserable death!"
Although he is a member of the royal family, he is also bound by the law. This is a bit like a prince who breaks the law and common people.For example, Princess Anne, who likes to keep dogs but is not good at training them, her dog once bit a passerby, so she still has to pay compensation.So Prince Inov yelled fiercely, but never did anything.
"There is a proverb in the West that makes sense. A dog that can bark is not fierce." The pheasant fanned the flames beside him. This guy was similar to the two princesses, both of whom were afraid of chaos.
Yinov's white face turned livid. As a prince, he was used to being arrogant, and he had never fallen such a big somersault before. His eyes were fixed on the bumpkin opposite him, as if he was about to spew fire.
Soon, Yinov thought of the best way to get revenge. Since the other party is a bumpkin, he should use a gentleman's method to solve it.So, confidence and pride returned to him, and he raised his hand and pointed at Tang Datou: "You bumpkin, dare you race horses with me!"
While talking, he patted Lei Ting's sturdy body with his hands. His racehorse participated in an official race last month and performed well; but the country bumpkin opposite him must have only ridden a cow before, right?
This really didn’t wrong Big Brother. When I was young, I was herding cattle with my friends. I had a failed experience of riding a bull. It’s a pity that the old cow swept him down when it was passing through the woods, and it ended in failure.
"Inov, I'll race with you!" Princess England's temper was relatively hot, but this sentence also subconsciously expressed her distrust of Tang Jide.
As a result, the big head brother scratched the back of his head: "I like horse racing. But when I bet with others, I always win and never lose, and I never play if there is no prize."
Although what he said was true, to Yinov's ears, it was particularly harsh: "Of course there must be a lottery, how about 100 million pounds, but I doubt that you, a country bumpkin, can't come up with it."
Now even the two princesses did not dare to say anything, because their annual living expenses were hundreds of thousands of pounds.So all four eyes looked at Tang Jide.
"Brother Big Tou, let's ignore this lunatic." He Tiantian was worried that Brother Big Tou would be embarrassed.
On the contrary, the pheasant clamored next to him: "We can't get 100 million pounds, but we have several small islands, so let's take Peach Blossom Island as a bet!"
Peach Blossom Island?Although Yinov has more violent temperament, it does not mean that he is stupid.Recently, he has often heard the name of Peach Blossom Island.Especially his achievements in medicine are even more enviable.So he shook his head slightly, and tentatively asked, "Can you represent Peach Blossom Island?"
The pheasant straightened its neck: "The island owner is here, of course he can make the decision, but I'm afraid you won't be able to make an equal bet!"
Yinov laughed a few times: "It's a joke, our country is known as the country of ten thousand islands, but there is no shortage of islands. I used the Lofoten Islands as a bet, and it should be comparable to your Peach Blossom Island, right?"
Of course, Tang Jide had never heard of the Lofoten Islands, so he asked Xiao Xiami in a low voice, and then learned that this is an archipelago located in the Arctic Circle. Due to the influence of the North Atlantic warm current, the temperature is relatively high. It is warm and humid, and the fishery is particularly developed.
"Let's be so-so, let's think of it as a base of Peach Blossom Island in the north." In Tang Jide's eyes, no island can compare with Peach Blossom Island.
Yinov was more cautious, and signed the agreement immediately, because the Lofoten Islands were his fief, so he had the right to call the shots.And in his subconscious mind, this is a game without suspense.Because he knew that black rose so well, it was several grades behind his Thunder.
During the period of waiting for the notary, Tang Jide was not idle. As the saying goes, if you grind your guns before the battle, you will be happy if you are unhappy, so you have to practice first.
Brother Datou is really unambiguous, he came to Black Rose and patted its butt first: "We brothers will fight side by side in a while, I will pat your ass first, and then I will run harder and fight for it." Win the Lofoten Islands. At that time, I will scatter you on the island and eat and drink as you like."
Pfft——Black Rose snorted, not knowing whether to agree or protest.
After appeasing the black rose, the big-headed brother pulled himself up nearly two meters in the air, and rode on the black rose.Seeing his gesture, Yinov was startled.But in the next moment, he was so happy that he almost squatted on the ground.I saw that the moment Tang Jide flew into the air, Black Rose turned his head on the spot. As a result, Tang Jide landed on its back, but his face was facing the flatter's ass, which was convenient for flattering.
And Black Rose strode forward with all four hooves, and Tang Jide was thrown backwards and forwards, ups and downs.
"The big head is on the horse, it is really extraordinary. In ancient times, Zhang Guolao rode the donkey upside down, and now there is the big head brother riding the horse upside down. It is a good story through the ages." He slipped out and fell to the ground with a slap.
Tang Jide stood up from the ground clutching his ass, limped after the pheasant, and vowed to kick it.But the pheasant is a thief, he flew into the air long ago, and escaped unharmed.
As a result, the two princesses are even more uncertain. Although this gamble does not involve any money, the value of both the Peach Blossom Island and the Lofoten Islands is immeasurable.So the two dragged Tang Ji aside, taking advantage of the fact that the contract hadn't taken effect yet, they had time to return.But Tang Jide was probably thrown out of anger, and he had to fight to the end no matter what he said.
And Yinov has more confidence in his heart. Even if his Thunder stands up and runs on two legs, it is estimated that he can win the game.
"Fool!"
"idiot!"
It made the two princesses lose their tempers and could only stomp their feet.
After the notarization of the contract, the competition officially begins.The two led the horse onto the track, Lei Ting was proud, while Black Rose shook his head, refusing to follow Tang Jide.
There are also many horse racing enthusiasts gathered around, and most of the people who can come here are nobles and gentlemen. After hearing about this gamble, they were also secretly shocked.However, most people are optimistic about Yinov, because in horse racing, horses and knights are equally important, and Yinov is superior in both aspects.
"Everyone, place your bet!" Robin was also a big gambler, and actually opened the market outside the market.
When the audience saw it, they all responded enthusiastically, and the least bet was a few thousand pounds.Although Tang Jide's odds were high, most people still bet on Yinov.
"I'll bet the big head!" The British princess bet all her pocket money for this month, and the other princess also bet [-] pounds, not far behind.
After counting the betting situation, Robin approached Tang Jide with a sad face: "Tang, you must win, otherwise, I can only declare bankruptcy—"
Tang Jide patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, even if you lose, I'll go begging with you, you play the violin, I play the erhu, you and I will be proud of the world, wouldn't it be fun!"
(End of this chapter)
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