The Pope of Douluo, please let me save nine hundred times

Chapter 2 Misty Rain Village

"But Huzi, our village is poor..."

Even if what you said is true, martial spirits can mutate, but we are not a chamber of commerce, just a poor village that sells some low-level spirit animal fur and food, and the whole village has never had five thousand gold spirits. Currency, can it afford energy consumption?
"Uh···"

Huzi was taken aback when he heard the words, and the unchewed pieces of meat also fell to the ground.

It makes sense, if a village is not poor, then it is not called a village?Outside, whoever has a little money will obediently farm land and vegetables, wouldn’t it be nice to build a small town...

Do you still eat the pork jerky in this pocket?When the old man came back, he bragged to those old uncles about a folk saying that "the form complements the form".It is very likely that it is a pig spirit, if you still eat this pork jerky, will it be...

No, no, no, this is the essence of a pig, and it cannot be wasted. Who let himself be in such a home?After eating these, go to boil the ancestral tiger bone into a soup tonic, maybe you can get a tiger stabbing spirit.

Also, the old man and the old man said that they could make up for the wine they secretly drank together every day.

"Our village is poor? Speaking of which, it's all my old man's fault!"

After regaining consciousness, the tiger immediately exploded.He finally remembered who the culprit was!
"You said that there are so many soul masters in our village. If you can go out, you will be subsidized by hundreds of gold soul coins even if you don't do anything. But now? Eat leaves every day! Look, Xiaobai, you are so hungry, you are more delicate than a girl weak!!"

noob:"--"

If you scold me, scold me, why are you teasing me?Not to mention this we are still good friends.

"The most extreme thing is that I don't bring me anything when I go to the city. All I buy are wine, cloth and so on. When I grow up, I must drink all the wine secretly, and I don't leave a drop of them. Cheapskate."

I really get angrier the more I think about it!Thinking that I, as the 52nd generation single heir of the Xu family, shouldn't I be enshrined as a little ancestor?Isn't it right to bring some snacks or something?Why didn't you forget about grandma's clothes and mother's jewelry? !

I won’t talk about food and drink, and I’m not a glutton, but what’s the matter with exercising, beating and scolding as soon as I go back?

Isn't this forcing me to end the Xu family's children and grandchildren?I can tell you guys, grandma asked if she wanted to take her last name.With the prestige of the head of her family, it depends on what you do.

Looking at the sulking Huzi, Xiaobai didn't know what he was thinking again?
I had no choice but to comfort him from the side: "Huzi, even if your awakened martial spirit is not strong, the village chief's grandfather and uncle are all soul masters. After you awaken your martial soul, you will become a soul master."

When Huzi heard this, the words made sense, and his curled mouth couldn't help but curl up.A soul master is everyone's yearning, and he is the most likely child in the village to become a soul master.

"That's right! After I awaken my spirit, I will definitely not be as rigid as the old man. Why don't I want to owe favors to the Empire and the Hall of Wuhun? But even if our small village owes those adults, will they come to accept it? Very It is a waste of money to hold the awakening ceremony at your own expense."

Hu Zi cursed and said, "The key point is not letting us go out?"

"If I can go out, I will go to a spirit master of the Wuhun Palace that my father rescued before. It seems to be called Su Yuntao. His Wuhun is a wolf, and he will definitely be able to echo the boiling in my body when he awakens. Wolf blood!"

I don't know why?Since the establishment of the village, it has been in a state of seclusion.

No matter how beautiful this place is, there are wild forests and barren mountains. If you see too much, you will want to go to the outside world to see it, but the village is far away from the city, and there are more spirit beasts on the way. The villagers here are not strong enough, so they are naturally trapped here.

"Grandpa, the village head, must there be some difficulty to prevent us from going out?"

Xiaobai was also very puzzled. He asked the adults and didn't tell them that he had been living in seclusion for hundreds of years.But he didn't care, anyway, he was living well in the village, so why go out?
"Huh~ There's a fart problem! We poor and white, they are all too timid!"

I think the men in their village are all burly men with great skills, able to hunt and kill soul beasts (ten years old), and there are seven or eight soul masters and great soul masters, plus the village chief who has the strength of a soul master .If you have a little courage and ambition, you can get a title by joining the country, even if you join the army, you can get a good job, lead the village to prosper, and build a small town.

"Xiaobai, just wait! After I become a soul master, I will beat up the soul masters in the village first. If I am still so stubborn, I will not accompany you." Hu Zi stood up and said proudly: "After I get out, I'm going to get a nobleman, and the subsidy of the Wuhun Temple, one hundred gold soul coins a month! The village can't make so much money in a few months, so I don't want it if I'm stupid."

"At that time, those old guys will be dead and old, and no one will stop me from leading everyone in the village to live a good life!"

"Tiger is so powerful!!"

Although I don't know much about it, just becoming a noble and being able to have a hundred gold soul coins a month must be very promising.

"Hmph, right?!"

Huzi raised his head triumphantly, he could already feel that a better life was waving to him.

'Everyone is amazing! ! '

The people of Yanyu Village are outstanding, and all the people living here are physically strong. Ordinary adults do not have the soul power to hunt and kill soul beasts. Children at the age of four can exercise their bodies with the adults in the village and learn hunting skills.And why did the two little friends, Xiaobai and Huzi, lie in this stolen floating life for half a day?Among them, the unknown pain is deeply buried by [lazy] and [weak].

Seeing Xiaobai who was a little low-key beside him, Huzi realized that he was too complacent just now.That's right, other people don't know if they have innate soul power, but I'm already successfully going ashore!
Hey~ It's all because I'm too good.

"But Xiaobai, if the old guy in my family really lives to be a hundred years old, then I can rely on you to save the village and lead the villagers away." Huzi suddenly said with a lot of heart and soul.

"Save? How to save?"

In the village, he was notoriously weak. He had no soul power after awakening his martial soul, and even if he had soul power, he was still weak.

"Isn't it easy for a boy as cute as Xiaobai to marry the daughter of a wealthy businessman and noble family?" , the key point is that those women in the village are not as good-looking as Xiaobai! What a crime!!"

The Douluo Continent respects the strong, so it's best for him to be awesome, and he can lead the village to be awesome too.But if you are not strong and can't get up, then you can rely on a strong person.This kind of thing is very common in the mainland, and it is very natural for a small power to attach itself to a big power.

Among them, "marriage" is the most solid and common!
It's just a pity that the people in the village are not outstanding, and there is no such condition for a beauty trick, so I have to take a step back. Anyway, no one stipulates that the strong must be a man, and the result will be the same.

"I don't want to be married!"

Xiao Bai said with a face full of resentment, he felt that his dignity had been insulted.

"The uncles said that a man should use his fist to fight for what he wants, whether it is money or a woman!"

It's too much to rely on his face to eat soft rice, but he still wants to bring some rice back for the villagers to "eat"?
"Xiaobai, you are still too young!" Huzi patted Xiaobai on the shoulder, and sighed slightly: "What do those bastards know? Most of them are single dogs! If they are capable, they should marry a good wife. the village, rather than talking nonsense in front of you."

"Let me tell you, they are jealous! They are jealous of Xiaobai, you are good-looking, and there are a lot of girls who like it! Do you understand?"

Although he didn't answer, the word 'don't understand' was already written on his face.

"Eating is based on ability, methods and so on are all floating clouds. Xiaobai, you don't know, it's good to eat soft rice!"

What happened to soft rice?Don't you know that the most delicious 'rice' in the world is soft rice?

People in the village are a group of guys who say that grapes are sour if they can't eat grapes. They say that they are not delicious because they can't afford them.If you don't have that hardware in your strength, and you don't have that software in your appearance, it's no wonder you can get a wife outside!Are you still here to teach Xiaobai who has software?No wonder he has been hiding in this useless village all his life, it's fine if he's not courageous, and he doesn't have a heart.

Zuzu, what a bunch of guys who have disgraced our ancestors!
That looks like me, even if I look average, I can't eat it, and I will say it is delicious.

Xiaobai couldn't help but roll his eyes back, I'm still a six-year-old child, can't understand what this little fat man is talking about?
"For a successful life, in addition to nine points of strength, one point of appearance is also necessary! Unfortunately, I have strength but no beauty, Xiaobai, you have this beauty but no strength." Huzi said heartbroken, " Why is God not willing to create a perfect person? Can't give me a perfect life?"

It's understandable that Xiaobai is cute and weak, but why can't I, a genius who is bound to become a soul master, not have Xiaobai's face?Is it because our family's blood is too strong?
Isn't this forcing me to choose between a thick guy and a cute little fat guy?

"Perfect? ​​Strength plus appearance?"

Xiaobai was a little confused, remembering that Huzi complained all day long that no woman in the village was good-looking except his mother.Sure enough, Huzi still thinks that the women outside are good-looking, and wants to marry a beautiful wife outside.

"That's right!" Hu Zi nodded and grinned: "In this way, I can complete the biggest step in my life: joining the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School!"

"???"

Why are you still married?Even if you want to leave the village, you don't need to use this method, do you?

Seeing the contemptuous gaze cast upon him, Hu Zi completely ignored it, and raised his head proudly, feeling as though everyone is drunk and I am alone.

"The Seven Treasures Glazed Tile School is the richest sect in the world, but we are a poor little village. You said that I will marry a child of their family. Will the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile School be stingy? Besides, I, a big man, will marry The dowry they prepare is not easy to give too little! At that time, everyone in our village will have meat to eat every day, and there will be enough money to repair this dilapidated village..."

Exchange a little gift for someone else's dowry? !Xiaobai blushed even though he was a child.

As if seeing Xiaobai's change, Huzi said with even more disdain: "What's the face, what's the meanness, the white wolf with empty gloves is a skill! Who would foolishly work hard if he can get rich overnight? The popular ones, the spicy ones Isn't it more important than these imaginary things? Unfortunately, none of us have this life!"

When it comes to the end, the expression is gloomy. After all, the hardware is average and the software is insufficient!So that girl from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect would like him?This plan died before it was carried out!

"It's all my fault. Why can't my family be more beautiful? Otherwise, with my talent and strength, it's not like I don't have a chance."

"Really?"

"Of course, if you look at Aunt Fang and then Xiaobai, you will know what it means: it's not that one family doesn't enter one house."

"Then I'm really sorry that you were born into our Xu family!"

A hoarse voice full of murderous intent came from far to near, and a gust of heat wafted to the earlobe.

"Um~ wait..."

boom--! !

"Hey~"

The little fat man flew five meters away at once, then rolled and rolled, and finally lay powerlessly on the ground, his face showing the pain that went deep into the bone marrow.

"Murderer! Domestic violence! Xiaobai, quickly find someone to save me, I want to kill my relatives righteously! I want to reveal the ugly face of this stinky old man to the world!!!"

When the visitor heard it, there were a few more black lines on his face.

Xiaobai didn't dare to pay attention to Huzi, and obediently called out politely to the tall figure that suddenly appeared: "Grandpa, the village chief!"

"Haha! Xiaobai is still sensible. How can you be like my brat who knows how to be lazy all day long and doesn't know what to think about? Let's ruin the mighty image of our Xu family for generations. Are you ashamed to say that your grandpa is ugly? If it wasn’t for this kid who fell to the ground that day, the old man wonders if he hugged him wrong.”

The person who came was Xu An, the current village head of Yanyu Village, the only one in the village who has reached the realm of soul master.

Although Xu An, who is over sixty years old, has gray hair all over his head, his body is still tall and straight, with muscles protruding like rocks, and he doesn't look like an old man at all in terms of spirit.

"Mom said the village head grandpa is the burliest man in the village, and he's not ugly at all."

Xiaobai praised that he respected the village chief's grandfather who took great care of their family.

When the village chief heard that, the depression was gone. He laughed and said, "Girl Fang's eyes are still so good, she's just different from those wives outside. That brat is right, it's not that the whole family doesn't come in." A family. No wonder you will marry in! No wonder your kid will float to our village!!"

Listen, how sweet these words are.Why didn't you think of giving that free stuff to others?

"Hey, hey, old man, Xiaobai, are you ignoring me?"

The tiger who howled on the ground screamed for a long time but no one paid any attention to him, and the culprit even recruited his brother to surrender, so he can no longer just sit around and wait for death.Don't give me ten yuan, no, at least boil a big pot of tiger bone soup for me, don't think I'll forgive you.

Mr. Xu An didn't bother to take care of his grandson, his family knew about his family affairs, and he had a pile of meat as a buffer, so what could he do?

"Xiaobai, go back and rest for the next two days. I'll bring you some freshly beaten leopard meat later, so you'll be full."

Upon hearing this, Xiaobai quickly shook his head and said, "Grandpa Village Chief, this is too much trouble for you!"

This kind of meat is also rare in the village. Although there are many mountains and rivers near the village, the beasts in the forest have learned their skills in the struggle against their village for generations.If there is any sign of trouble, I will run immediately, and I will not be able to catch up.

"Hehe, why am I shy with Grandpa? We are from the same village, we are a family! You are my grandson too!!"

The old man rubbed Xiaobai's head vigorously with his hands, and before he regained consciousness, he picked up the tiger on the ground and left.

"Haha! Grandpa, I'll go back first, and I'll pick a piece of good meat for you when I go back."

Looking at the village chief who had gone away and the struggling Huzi, Xiaobai murmured softly, "A family?"

"Thank you! Grandpa Village Chief!"

clap clap...

[This village is based on the Peach Blossom Spring in Peach Blossom Spring. 】

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