Two-dimensional Guide to Becoming a God

Chapter 3 Two-dimensional preparation for God
The smoke and dust were blown away by the momentum of the goddess, revealing her true face.

This is exactly what Yang Han thought, she is a goddess whose beauty is too beautiful to describe.It is said that beauty is delicious, but such a beauty can give people a feeling that let alone food, even looking at it and smelling it can make people die.

"Have you seen enough?" The meaning of the goddess showing her true face is actually to let the other party see how angry she is now, so as to frighten him.

Let this mortal learn to restrain himself a little, and quickly express a wish obediently, so that he can get away as soon as possible after it comes true.But who ever thought that there was no trace of fear in the eyes of the other party, but seemed to be more excited.

"Ah? Cough cough, I haven't seen enough. If you have anything to say about yourself, don't worry about me." Yang Han's nosebleed, which was slightly under control, burst out again, but this time he didn't care so much. Well, after wiping his nose casually, he continued to stare at the other party's moving body, and even his tone of reply became perfunctory.

"You! You! What do you want?" The goddess was about to cry angrily. If I had known this, why did I swear at the beginning? You must know that God's swearing is different from ordinary people, so what is said is what it is, even if I am the same. There is no way to go back on it. (Settings are negotiable)
"I didn't think about it. You asked me to say my wish, and I already said it. Isn't this waiting for you to realize it?" He looked at the goddess in front of him with wandering eyes, from top to bottom, and then from bottom to top , as if looking at some treasure again.

I have to say, sure enough, a beautiful girl is so beautiful even when she is angry!

"If you can't do it, you just can't do it. Where can a goddess marry a mortal? It's simply impossible!" Said in a crying tone, at this moment, she no longer has the original image of a goddess.

"Why not? Isn't Dong Yong, Xu Xian and Ning Caichen better than each other?"

"Why are they so powerful?" After hearing Yang Han's words, the goddess couldn't understand for a while. Although she had been locked in the box for a long time, she could still know some things outside.

Although the three men he mentioned were fictitious, they were all characters she admired very much, but how could he listen to what the other party meant, as if he was saying that these three men were actually on the same front as him?

"One slaps gods, one slaps demons, and the other won't let go of ghosts, isn't one better than the other?"

"What, you are really a human being with no integrity at all. Those are all fictions and don't count."

"What a twisted woman, is it true that the more beautiful a woman is, the more twisted she is? Why are you so disobedient. Then tell me, how can you marry me." Although there seemed to be some dissatisfaction with the goddess in front of her tone, But Yang Han's eyes never left her.

"No matter what, I am a god, and you are a human being. There is no hope at all. Wait, unless..." The goddess may have gradually gotten used to such an atmosphere, and the anger was slowly suppressed at the same time. , a clever plan rose to her mind.

"Unless what?" Yang Han was the opposite of the goddess. After watching for a long time, he became more and more fascinated. Hearing what the other party said, he couldn't help but follow the question.

"Unless you become a god too!" Seeing that the other party had already stepped into her next trap, the goddess couldn't help being overjoyed, and her brows relaxed slightly.

"Oh? Then can you make me a god?"

It's not that he's completely out of his mind, but after chatting for a long time, he can also see that the melon that is twisted is not sweet, and he can't twist the other party. After so much exhaustion, he might faint in a while, so he had no choice but to On the slope down the donkey.

"Becoming a god is not easy. I can only give you the qualifications to become a preparatory god. You still need to practice continuously and go through many tests before you can become a regular."

"It's so troublesome, then if I become a regular, will you marry me? Don't think that fulfilling my wish to become a God of Preparation will fool me!" Yang Han said.

"Okay, I promise you, the premise is that you can become a regular, ha ha." The goddess agreed without the slightest hesitation, and her tone was full of confidence that the other party would lose!
She chuckled silently in her heart.Brat, how do you know how troublesome it is to become a god from the preparation of a god, and it is impossible to achieve it without a few lifetimes of experience.And judging by the way you look, you probably have completely forgotten this agreement in a lifetime.

What's more, if you want to become a new god in charge of a certain item, you have to wait until the previous god abdicates, tsk tsk, this time will be indefinitely long.

"You agreed so easily? How did I feel that there was a conspiracy?" Yang Han's heart skipped a beat, and the other party's undisguised expression had already told him that he had been tricked.

"Your wish has been made, and there is no room for repentance. So what kind of god do you want to be? Let me tell you, if the god you want to be is present, you have to wait until the god abdicates." "The goddess told the other party this fact without hesitation, she was very eager to see Yang Han's regretful expression immediately.

"Oh, the fox's tail is showing, then I want to ask you, my lady, have you ever heard of Amaterasu?"

"I've heard of it." Although the other party didn't show much of the expression she wanted to see, the goddess was not discouraged. After hearing the other party's question, she answered casually without thinking too much.

"Then who is the Two-dimensional God?" Yang Han suddenly changed the topic.

"What is a Two-dimensional God...ah, I don't know about it, but there is no place for a Two-dimensional God!" It was too late to start remedial action at this time.

"Haha, my lord goddess, your acting skills are really clumsy. I've decided! I want the position of the Two-dimensional god, please give it to me quickly!" With a haha ​​smile, Yang Han finally took back his view eyes for a long time.To be honest, although it is very eye-catching, if you just look at it for a long time without blinking, your eyes will be sore.

"You're so despicable!" Seeing that she was powerless at this moment, and the goddess had nothing to do, she ignored Yang Han after saying this.

The only thought in her mind now is that she must never have any conversations with the other party, the person in front of her is a big villain countless times more than her own mind.

Thinking of this, she immediately cast a spell.A burst of brilliant colorful light was waved out from her palm continuously, and then shot into Yang Han's body.

Although Yang Han didn't know what these lights meant, he believed that there shouldn't be too much harm, not to mention that the other party was a goddess, so even if he played tricks, he wouldn't make such a big circle, right?So he just stood there and watched it all happen.

(End of this chapter)