Two-dimensional Guide to Becoming a God

Chapter 38 I'm Beautiful, I Can Be Seductive

There are so many parallel worlds. Although it is normal for many parallel worlds to be true, the harmony in this world is just stupid.

Perhaps there is Yang Han's butterfly effect in it, but in short, the matter has come to this point, and no one can save the direction of the story that has become a foregone conclusion. (except the author, lol)
After holding Yang Han's thigh and crying for a while, Aqua gradually calmed down, because she could feel that the other party stopped struggling, and if she kept crying, her eyes would become red and swollen.

This is the nature of this guy. When things happen, he will cry, be pitiful, and stop immediately after getting the result he wants, so as not to tire his throat and eyes.

"Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful, can't I promise to take care of you?" At this moment, Yang Han also calmed down, he was already speechless to this goddess who had no integrity at all.

Now that Kazuma is gone, and this guy said that he was also one of his idols in his previous life, he can't just leave it here and leave it alone!
"Really? Did you really promise to take care of me? Well, in fact, you don't need to be so sad. After all, I am a goddess. Taking care of me makes you look bright, right?" After receiving an affirmative answer, Ah Keya immediately revealed her true colors.

She is such an idiot who can't read the atmosphere at all, but to be honest, Yang Han miraculously doesn't hate her personality very much.

But I can't give her any good looks, because Aqua's nose push is completely a passive skill, as long as she relaxes, this guy will cause trouble.

"It seems that it is very necessary for me to tell you the current situation! First, I don't believe in Axis Cult; No one wants to see you; third, even if you are a goddess, so what, I have to take care of you just because you are a god, who stipulated it?" Yang Han mercilessly stretched out three fingers in front of Aqua and said .

"...Woo..." Aqua was indeed confused, and after three seconds of stunned, she wanted to cry again to solve it.

"Don't cry, show me some dignity! Although I promised to take care of you, if you have no value, it doesn't even make sense to be a pet, and you can't even do the most basic obedience, it will only add chaos and oppression My money and time, isn’t it even worse than a devil?”

"Who, who said I'm worthless, I'm a goddess, I can do many things!" Aqua's aversion to demons can be said to be like a cat seeing a mouse, and she immediately retorted when Yang Han said this.

"Oh? Then tell me, what is your value?"

"I...I will purify, I can purify any polluted liquid into clear water in the shortest time!"

"This is just a one-sided statement. According to what you said, any useful medicine will only be purified into useless boiled water in your hands!" Although Yang Han knew that this article was indeed valuable, in order to exploit this unworldly goddess , he still shook his head to express his dissatisfaction.

"I can also summon water, even next to the desert, I can also summon floods!"

"There is no shortage of water in this area, so there is no need for it." Yang Han was still shaking his head.

"Then, wouldn't it be useful for us to go on an adventure in the desert?"

"But I don't want to go to the desert."

"...Ugh..."

"I told you not to cry." Yang Han was not moved at all, although Aqua was indeed very beautiful, but her character really couldn't arouse her feelings of pity.

"By the way, I'm very beautiful, and I can seduce the eyes!" Aqua seemed to be unable to think of other specialties, so she said so without humility.

"...I've never seen such a brazen person!" Yang Han convinced, it was the first time in his life that he saw himself calling himself a vase.

"What else do you want? Is this enough to prove my excellence?"

"Forget it, it's my fault, I expect too much from you." Yang Han stroked his forehead and sighed softly.

"Hum, it's good to know."

"Anyway, don't just stand here, go with me to the guild to get an adventurer card." Seeing that this guy couldn't understand good words at all, Yang Han had no choice.

Turning around and taking the other party away, the street corner is almost quiet at this moment, if he doesn't leave, he is really worried that the town manager will come to check the two of them, and it will be difficult to explain Aqua's identity by then .

It's almost noon now, and I brought the foolish goddess to the Adventurer's Guild, and I could faintly hear the noise inside from the outside.It could be seen that Aqua, who was following behind, was not quite used to this atmosphere, she followed Yang Han closely, as if afraid of being left behind.

After entering the guild, he walked around the dining area with ease and came to the counter where the adventurer card was processed. Yang Han familiarly greeted the big sister who was there.

"Sister Luna, please help me get an adventurer card for this guy." Yang Han pointed at the receptionist inside the counter and pointed to Aqua behind him.

"So it's Brother Yang Han. Is this your new partner? She's really pretty!"

"It's not a partner, it's just a pet." After hearing Luna's words, Aqua's nose obviously started to turn up. In order to kill her arrogance in the cradle, Yang Han immediately explained.

"It's too much, how can you say that about me?"

"If you are not willing to make me a pet, then let's part ways here, so that I can save the cost of registering an adventurer."

"Really, really, how could I degrade myself into a pet just for this little money, you look after me, I still have a way to get money!" Aqua puffed her cheeks and turned to a direction to go.

Because they didn't know what she was going to do, both Yang Han and Luna at the counter cast curious eyes on her.

I saw Aqua walking towards an old man who was having lunch imposingly. The man seemed to be a priest.Yang Han seemed to have thought of something and was about to stop it, but it was too late.

"Father, tell me what sect you believe in! I am Aqua, yes, I am the god worshiped by the Axis Cult, the goddess Aqua! You, if you are my believer... still Please lend me some money!" Aqua first raised her chest and raised her head, announcing her family name, but then she lowered her head and asked for money, blackmailing the other party with a confusing attitude.

"But I was taught by Eris..."

For a moment, Yang Han felt his face hurt, this shameful guy, fortunately, her voice was not too loud, otherwise, wouldn't the whole guild know about it?When the time comes, I, who will come with her, how can I mess around in the future!

"Yes, I'm sorry old man, this guy drank too much, and his head is a little confused." He grabbed Aqua, she was already petrified at this moment, if she didn't stop her, she would be ashamed and thrown to grandma's house.

(End of this chapter)