Poor monk does not understand love

Chapter 244 You Are Perverted!

Looking at the shopkeeper, Wang Mu touched his handsome face, and said with a light smile, "You misunderstood, that girl and I are Qingbai."

"No need to explain," the shopkeeper cast a mysterious look, "I understand, there is no need to pretend, this is a magic place, there are not so many rules, and no one will say anything if a woman is in the position."

"..." Wang Mu rolled his eyes, it seemed that he couldn't explain clearly.

"Can I go out?" After a pause, Wang Mu said impatiently.

"Of course, hehe, don't bother me. Clean it up and don't annoy the black widow. It's not fun." There was another wink, and the shopkeeper patted Wang Mu on the shoulder before leaving.

Wang Mu shook his head and laughed, what and what!

Looking at the clear hot water in the bucket, he took off his clothes and jumped in without thinking too much.

Not to mention, I haven't showered for a few days.

Sitting cross-legged in the barrel, Wang Mu closed his eyes, ready to enjoy it.

"Boom!" As soon as I closed my eyes, the door was savagely knocked open, and then I saw the proud and tall Ning Ningshuang rushing in, her beautiful eyes were anxious, she scanned the room, and then He leaned over on the barrel.

That proud chest was almost touching the surface of the water in the barrel, and her beautiful eyes shot out superbly, staring straight at Wang Mu's eyes, as if trying to find some clues from it.

Wang Mu was stunned, swallowed, and said slowly: "Miss, didn't you notice that I was taking a bath?"

"Stop talking nonsense, tell me, how did you do it?" Ning Ningshuang's beautiful face moved forward again, not caring about Wang Mu's situation at the moment.

"..." Wang Mu was speechless, took a light breath and said, "How do you do it?"

"That elixir! Mysterious elixir! Aren't you homeless? With your level of cultivation, how can you have such a superb ability to refine medicine?" Ning Ningshuang breathed violently, and her words were almost He yelled and sprayed Wang Mu with saliva all over his face.

Wang Mu raised his hand and wiped his face. Since people don't mind, he doesn't care anymore. He regained his composure and said with a calm smile, "Is it impossible to make alchemy without sect? If I say that I was born to make alchemy Yes, do you believe it?"

"Believe in your sister! You are a three-year-old child!" Leng Ningshuang yelled again.

Wang Mu is demented, she really is a black widow, she is aggressive enough.

Ning Ningshuang narrowed her eyes, and involuntarily recalled the things Wang Mu taught her in her mind.In addition to some medicine refining skills, Wang Mu clearly said something that could instantly calm her down.

I have never eaten pork, but Ning Ningshuang has seen pigs running. The esoteric content in Wang Mu's words is likely to come from Buddhism, that is to say...

Looking at Wang Mu in the barrel, Ning Ningshuang smiled mysteriously and charmingly.

Wang Mu's various performances are indeed unimaginable, but the world is full of wonders, the so-called there are people beyond the sky, and Ning Shuang has accepted it. She is just curious, who can teach such a disciple?She said that Wang Mu was self-taught, even if she was beaten to death, she would not believe it.

"Wang Mu, are you a Buddhist disciple?" The slender jade hand landed on Wang Mu's face, Ning Shuang smiled lightly, her charming eyes flickered, making her heart itch.

Wang Mu swallowed his saliva, and his face suddenly became serious, "What do you want to do if a man and a woman can't kiss each other? Can you let me get dressed?"

"Of course...not! Giggle..." Ning Ningshuang covered her mouth and smiled delicately, the branches of her smile trembled wildly, and the demeanor of the black widow was clearly evident.

"Don't quibble, tell me, who is your master? Are you a senior disciple of that Buddhist temple?" The laughter fell, and the condensed jade hands slipped into the water.

That coolness, that gentleness, Wang Mu suddenly felt that the movement of spiritual power in his body accelerated.

"Cough," deliberately looking away from the other party, Wang Mu coughed lightly, "Miss Leng, please stop making trouble, I told you that you have no family or sect."

"Oh? Then I'll try it." Leng Ningshuang smiled more and more wickedly.

Wang Mu blinked, "Try? Is it still possible to try? Hiss..."

Before the words finished, Wang Mu involuntarily gasped, the black widow undressed.

First, she casually rolled her long hair into a delicate and beautiful bun on the top of her head, so that her white and smooth neck was clearly visible, and then her pair of jade hands gracefully and gently unbuttoned it.

The black cloak fell, and a warm fragrance filled the nostrils.Coupled with the ambiguous aroma of the inexplicable petals in the water, it can be called a fascination array.

"Damn..." Wang Mu's eyes widened, his skin suddenly turned red, and then, the water made a gurgling sound and boiled.

"Hehe, since you're not a Buddhist disciple, then you don't have to worry about it, come on..." Liu bent her waist, Ning Ningshuang lay on the bucket again, hooking her jade fingers, her sweet voice was a bit jerky, but it was enough It made people bleed.

Especially when she is lying on her stomach at this moment, the scenery in the neckline is more clear, and the snow white is almost full of eyeballs.

Wang Mu took a deep breath, this guy wanted to ruin his morality!

He silently recited the Purifying Mantra in his heart to separate the desires of the body from the soul. Soon, Wang Mu's star-like pupils became clear again.

Ning Ningshuang smiled proudly, "You also said that you are not a Buddhist disciple, ordinary people, who can resist the temptation of my old lady?"

"Hehe," Wang Mu smiled lightly, and said softly, "Miss Leng, you misunderstood, I'm just not interested in you."

"Really?" Leng Ningshuang smiled teasingly, and immediately put his hands on the barrel with force.

"Crack... shua la la!"

The wooden barrel shattered, and the water mixed with the flower petals fell down. Wang Mu, who was sitting cross-legged, was instantly exposed, and his naked body was exposed.

Crouching down, Ning Ningshuang's gaze sized up Wang Mu's well-proportioned waist without hesitation, and finally landed on the man's most exposed position.

"Yo, didn't you say you're not interested in me? Look at your stuff, it's about to explode, giggling..." Staring straight at Wang Mu's Optimus Prime state, Ning Ningshuang covered her mouth and chuckled lightly, her flowers trembling wildly , choppy.

Wang Mu's face turned black, it's true that Buddhas are also angry, and they don't play like this.

"Miss Leng, what about your morals? Do you think it's appropriate for you to undress a man and smash his bathtub?" Wang Mu asked hesitantly.

"What's the matter?" Ning Shuang stood up, folded her arms, squinted at Wang Mu and said, "This is the demon clan, and I, Ning Shuang, joined the demon clan long ago. Is something wrong?" At this point, she stretched out her jade hand to lift Wang Mu's chin, and said winkingly: "Besides, don't forget, I am a black widow, and I am your savior, what can I do? made."

Wang Mu was speechless, raised his hand to take away the other's cool and smooth jade hand, and said word by word: "Aren't you afraid that I really can't control that of yours?"

Ning Ningshuang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly glared and shouted, "How dare you!"

"Hula!" Almost at the same time, Ning Shuang's jade hand glowed with silvery brilliance, and went directly towards Wang Mu's Optimus Prime.

"Damn it!" Wang Mu was shocked, mopping the floor with one hand, standing upside down, kicking Ning Shuang with both feet, and at the same time retreating violently.

And during the fight, Brother Wang was completely watched by Ning Shuang.

"You still dare to fight back! Do you really think my old lady can't beat you? Stop! Want to wear clothes? No way!" Ning Shuang roared and chased after her, but the corners of her mouth still had a triumphant arc.

She felt that torturing the little fresh meat of a mysterious alchemist was exciting and exciting!

Unfolding at a lightning speed, Condensed Frost killed the past again.

As a result, there were crackling sounds of fighting in the room, and the unbearable yelling and cursing of the two.

"Hey! Are you crazy? Some kind let me get dressed and fight!"

"Hehe... You got it wrong, I'm a woman, I don't need to be kind, so I won't let you wear it!"

"Yeah, I saw it again, wow, it seems to be bigger, is it uncomfortable? Hehe..."

"Be careful, I almost got caught, if I catch it, I will uproot it!"

"You pervert!"

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Downstairs, the guests who were dining were all stunned, looking at the second floor with fiery eyes, all kinds of fantasies in their minds, although the black widow was a little scary, but no matter her appearance or figure, she was extremely hot, and several of my dear friends were crying Nosebleed.

"Oh, poor child," the shopkeeper looked up at the second floor, stroked his beard and sighed, "There are always pros and cons in everything. If you follow the black widow, although others dare not bully you, you won't have a good life."

The battle ended with Ning Ningshuang's compromise. After fighting for more than ten minutes, Ning Ningshuang didn't take advantage of anything, not to mention catching Wang Mu's Optimus Prime, he didn't even catch a fart.

Of course, Ning Ningshuang didn't use Tianxian's powerful cultivation, which would blow up the whole room. After all, she is a woman, so she still can't hold her face.

So she only fought against Wang Mu, but in pure fighting, she was no match for Wang Mu at all. Instead of taking advantage, she was kicked by Wang Mu and had to give up.

Wang Mu had already dressed, sitting on the bed in a serious manner, his eyes slightly squinted, his smile was peaceful, and he looked like an eminent monk, as if he wasn't the one who ran naked all over the room just now.

"Hey, can you admit that you can die? I just want to know who your master is, as for you?" Ning Ningshuang cursed while sitting at the table drinking tea, rolling her eyes.

Wang Mu chuckled, "I told you, I am self-taught."

"Pfft..." Condensed Cream sprayed again, "You can die without bragging? Can you learn this level by self-study? Do you think you are a Tathagata? Enlighten yourself under the Bodhi tree?"

Wang Mu did not explain. He is really self-taught. He has been meditating under the peach blossom tree for 3 years. Do you think he is just a dead person there?
(End of this chapter)