Poor monk does not understand love

Chapter 31 Beasts
Wang Mu is younger than Duan Yixue, a serious young man, and it is every woman's dream to find such a handsome guy for an older leftover girl.Although Duan Yixue is older than Wang Mu, she is the best among beauties, high-end and high-end, even if she is a few years younger, it is the desire of all men to have such a goddess.

Ever since, all the people who saw the two, regardless of men, women, young or old, all showed fascinated expressions, they were like golden boys and jade girls.

After entering the house, Wang Mu sat on the sofa and began to think.

Assuming that the demon is really hiding in the campus, it is possible to attack the girls in the campus one after another.

Wang Mu thought of the perverted teacher he met last night. If that monster is as perverted as this teacher, he would have a motive for committing the crime. He wanted to play with other young and energetic girls, but she didn't want to, and even wanted to expose her. He has a perverted face, so he withdraws the soul of others and turns them into a vegetable, which not only achieves the effect of killing people, but also does not have to bear the responsibility of killing people.

That's it, but how did this guy hide in the school?be a teacher?

Wang Mu didn't doubt that sex teacher last night. Although that guy was also perverted and had good sensory acuity, he could spot Wang Mu immediately, but he didn't have much cultivation.

To be able to extract the soul of a living person from the body, at least the cultivation base in the middle stage of foundation establishment, is equivalent to a fourth-level Buddhist disciple in Buddhism, and that wretched teacher does not have such a level.

Wang Mu decided that when he arrived at the school tomorrow, he would focus on investigating the teachers and other staff members of the school, trying to dig out that monster in the shortest possible time, and then torture him to death.

After figuring it out, Wang Mu's mood improved a lot, and then he found that the atmosphere in the room was not right.

"Who the hell turned off the light?" Looking at the dimly lit living room, Wang Mu was puzzled, looked down, and was even more startled, "Haunted?"

The coffee table is already filled with delicacies, as well as a bottle of red wine, two wine glasses, and two red candles.

Candlelight dinner, this is it, but in the eyes of Wang Mu, who often catches ghosts, this weird red candle ruins the atmosphere too much.

"Brother, are you satisfied? Hehe..." A bewitching laughter came, which caught Wang Mu's attention.

It was Duan Yixue, who came out of the bathroom wearing Wang Mu's pajamas.

Wang Mu swallowed secretly, then was puzzled, "Why are you here?"

"I hate it..." Duan Yixue gave Wang Mu a white look, "You didn't say to let him leave, of course you just wanted him to stay with you. He is so smart, you can guess it without thinking."

What an overbearing logic!

With a sweet and melodious voice and winking eyes, after finishing speaking, Duan Yixue sat down on the sofa opposite Wang Mu.

Wang Mu recited the Mantra of Purifying Heart in his heart, narrowed his eyes after stabilizing his mind, and asked solemnly, "What do you want to do?"

Duan Yixue was stunned for a moment, her pretty face turned red, and it took a long time before she shyly muttered a word: "I think."

"..." Wang Mu went into a daze.

Seeing Wang Mu's dumbfounded expression, Duan Yixue blushed even more. She was highly educated, so she really couldn't stand such a simple and rude conversation, and felt like her body was going to melt.

Half leaning on Wang Mu, Duan Yixue shyly said while holding Wang Mu's arm: "You are so annoying, why are you so anxious, at least take a bath first, although people like you, you should be clean Well."

Her mind was turbulent and she couldn't control it anymore. What's more, at this moment Duan Yixue had closed her eyes, and her red lips started sweeping towards Wang Mu's neck.

"My mother..." Wang Mu shouted in his heart, ready to smash the jar.

But at this moment, a picture popped up in his head for no reason. An old monk with a long white beard was sitting upright on the futon, looking at Wang Mu deeply, and said in a calm tone: "One precept, the dunya Turbidity, you must not take it lightly, especially beautiful women, they are the barbs released by the devil! Once you fall into the trap, you will be completely bruised, and you will never recover." At this point, the old monk narrowed his eyes again, moved closer to Wang Mu, and put He whispered: "More importantly, women hurt their kidneys. You'd better not feel the pain. Life is better than death."

Wang Mu woke up with a start, pushed Duan Yixue away, and immediately stood with one hand on his chest, speaking extremely fast: "Amitabha, the poor monk suddenly feels urgent to urinate, maybe it's because of kidney problems, forgive me. "

After speaking, Wang Mu directly used his cultivation, and broke into the toilet like a wind.

"It's so handsome to piss." Duan Yixue lay on the sofa like a water snake, sighing in a daze.

After locking the toilet, Wang Mu didn't dare to come out all night.And when Duan Yixue realized that she had been fooled, she started pointing at the toilet door and yelling angrily.

"Wang Mu! You coward! Do I, Duan Yixue, look ugly? Why are you so frightened? People are already dressed like this, but you still want to be like this? What do you want from me?"

"Don't monks not tell lies? How can you lie to me? Did you pee or die in the toilet?"

Then came a heartfelt confession.

"Wang Mu, I really like you. From the first time I saw your face, I fell in love with you. If there is even half a lie, I will make me ugly!"

"You are the most manly man I have ever seen, just follow me! Although I am a little older than you, there is nothing wrong with it, so that I can serve you not only on the bed, but also under the bed. From If you marry me, you will marry a wife and mother at the same time!"

An hour later, Duan Yixue began to cry while holding the bottle against the toilet door while drinking.

"Do you know? Everyone says that I, Duan Yixue, am good-looking and have a good family background, but I have never enjoyed love, isn't it ridiculous? I don't even know what love is. It’s the bastard, oh, not including you. Hehe, those who keep saying that they like me all want to be with me. They even pretend so poorly in front of me. I can directly see their eyes from their dilated pupils. Heart, a heart full of sperm!"

"But when I met you, I suddenly found that I was in love. Your calm eyes, cold expression, and that miraculous ability. God, I can't take it anymore...Wang Mu, I am a persistent person , in this life, I must get you."

Wang Mu in the toilet was about to faint, and goosebumps fell all over the floor.

In the end, Duan Yixue got himself drunk, and Wang Mu came out when he heard no sound outside. Looking at the beautiful woman lying at the door of the toilet, and the wet tears on that pretty face, Wang Mu also felt weird Unexpectedly, Duan Yixue, who is usually vigorous and vigorous, has a fragile side, which makes people want to protect involuntarily.

Women, maybe they are not as scary as Master said, they seem to be very fragile.

Taking a breath, Wang Mu picked up Duan Yixue and put him on his bed, then covered the quilt up, and then walked out of the room in peace.

It was almost dawn, Wang Mu simply washed up, prepared some breakfast for Duan Yixue, wrote a note, and went out alone.

When Duan Yixue woke up, looking at the note on the table and the hot breakfast in the kitchen, she stood in the sunshine and burst into tears.

In people's eyes, Master Wang, who is like a half fairy, is also so considerate, handsome and capable, and can take care of others so well. I am so lucky to meet such a man.

"Still pretending to treat me badly." Drinking hot milk, Duan Yixue laughed foolishly, and decided again in her heart, if she doesn't win Master Wang in this life, she will never give up!
Wang Mu is already in class.

He and Wang Erxiao are in the same profession, and it is a great honor that Wang Mu sat at the same table with Wang Erxiao again, and sat in the last row with a very tacit understanding.

Wang Mu is thinking about the next action plan, where to start, so as to dig out the monsters hidden in the school faster.

"Brother, let me ask you a question. Do you know the difference between a beast and a professor?" Wang Erxiao's very serious voice came.

Wang Mu looked back at Wang Erxiao, who was staring at the professor on the podium with hatred.

Rolling his eyes, Wang Mu didn't respond. Although he had only known each other for two days, Wang Mu already understood this nagging character very well.

"I don't know, let me tell you." Taking a breath, Wang Erxiao said to himself, "Beasts are always beasts, but sometimes professors are not professors."

The deep voice was almost like gnashing of teeth. After finishing speaking, Wang Erxiao clenched the pen in his hand tightly, making his hand tremble with excessive force.

Wang Mu was finally attracted. This guy is a bit too abnormal. Could it be that he has a grudge against the professor on the podium?So, Wang Mu followed his gaze to the podium, he didn't know if he didn't look at it, and he was startled when he saw it.

Looking at the tall teacher on the podium with a pleasant face, talking softly, wearing a white shirt and trousers, and wearing myopia glasses, Wang Mu realized that this guy was the pervert teacher he met in the playground forest on the first night.

Not to mention, this guy has superb acting skills. If you only look at it from this point of view, that smile, that gentleness, that slowness, is definitely a teacher's example, a moral benchmark, and the vicious, wretched face in Wang Mu's impression. The sex devil teacher has nothing to do with it.

"You seem to have a grudge against him, did he cheat on your girlfriend?" Looking back at Wang Erxiao, Wang Mu asked in a low voice.

Wang Erxiao was slightly startled, and turned his head slowly, with admiration in his eyes again, "Dude, you have a higher status in my heart. How can you see this bastard's human face and animal heart at a glance?" Er Xiao Turning around, he looked fiercely at the podium, "Unfortunately, those beautiful girls in our school can't see it, and they will regret it when they fall into the clutches of the devil. Why do you think women are so easy to deceive?"

Wang Mu smiled and nodded, feeling the same way.He has already had a deep understanding of women's thinking from Duan Yixue. Although it is not stupid, it is definitely not smart, let alone calm. The key is that the thinking is too weird and irregular.

(End of this chapter)