Poor monk does not understand love

Chapter 529 Jade Emperor Arrives in Person
Originally, the Dragon Emperor asked Master Huang what was the matter as soon as he entered the Wuji Palace, but Master Huang just smiled mysteriously, then clapped his hands, and a group of beautiful and delicate fairies walked in, and began to twist, dance and sing.

Master Huang was sitting on the white jade bed, squinting his eyes, and looked at it very seriously, as if there was some great mystery hidden in this group of fairies, and they were silent the whole time, completely treating the Dragon Emperor as nothing.

Ever since, the suspicious Dragon Emperor also narrowed his eyes, watching the enchanting singing and dancing earnestly and suspiciously, really thinking that there is some mystery hidden in this group of fairies.

It took half a day to look at it, until the heavenly soldiers sent by the heavenly court found the Dragon Emperor.

"Dragon Emperor, the Jade Emperor has an order, ordering you to mobilize the subordinates of the Dragon Emperor to suppress the war, and to meet you at the Lingxiao Palace immediately."

Standing behind a group of fairies, Tianbing nodded slightly and shouted in a deep voice.

The Dragon Emperor's face suddenly sank, looking at the virtues of the soldiers that day, one could guess that the Jade Emperor must have lost his temper.

Without him, how could I waste such a long time here?The blood flowed like a river outside, and he is the master of the human world, but he is here to enjoy singing and dancing?Feeling guilty just thinking about it.

So, Dragon Emperor took a deep breath, his gaze became cold and severe, he turned his head slowly, and looked at Master Huang.

"Master Huang, what do you want to tell me? It's been a long time, and I just watched these songs and dances. What do you mean?" With a dark face, Dragon Emperor said every word clearly, with a bad tone.

"Could it be, haven't you seen it yet?" Master Huang said without turning his head, still squinting, looking seriously at the group of writhing fairies in front of him.

The Dragon Emperor blinked, and looked at those fairies again. Apart from their good looks and good temperament, they really didn't see anything.

"Master Huang, just speak up if you have something to say, what did you see?" Suppressing the urge to kill in his heart, the Dragon Emperor shouted angrily again. The Jade Emperor is still waiting for him in the Lingxiao Palace, but this guy still has the mood to talk to him Charade?
The point is, the Dragon Emperor feels that his IQ has been insulted. As the Dragon Emperor, the Lord of the Human World, and the Immortal Emperor, his IQ is naturally superb, but at this moment, Master Huang and a little golden fairy can see it, but he guesses It is not clear what Master Huang saw.

Master Huang finally had a reaction, looked at Dragon Emperor slowly, narrowed his eyes even smaller, and said mysteriously: "Master Dragon Emperor, can't you see that the singing and dancing of my little fairies has made a qualitative leap?"

"Uh……"

The Dragon Emperor opened his mouth wide and was struck by lightning.

Song and dance... a qualitative leap...

Pants are off, you just fucking tell me this?It's none of my business!
A group of fairies also froze, each maintaining their own dancing posture, and a fairy who was dubbing the flute and piano was also stunned, unable to play any more.

It's been a long time, Master Huang, who likes to watch songs and dances most on weekdays, suddenly became baffled for some reason, with those squinted eyes, like a pervert, staring at all the fairies in a state of ecstasy Next, after working for a long time, you are just looking at our singing and dancing skills, has there been a qualitative leap?Are you as for you?
"Master Huang, are you joking?" Long Di stared at Master Huang with a face full of black lines and asked.

Master Huang blinked, then became unhappy, and suddenly stared and shouted: "What is a joke? Can this kind of thing be joked? The singing and dancing of these little fairies is the only way to relieve my boredom in this heaven! Without them, I would Huang has been depressed for a long time, do you know?"

"Lord Dragon Emperor, you are living freely in the human world, so you can't understand." Taking a deep breath, Master Huang's expression became extremely painful again, and he said with great sorrow: "This heaven is really too boring. These years, if it weren’t for these little fairies singing and dancing for me every day, I, I really don’t know how to survive, so their singing and dancing is my life. Recently, I found that their singing and dancing have innovated. Heart, joy, great joy, Dragon Emperor, you are upright and kind, and Huang has always admired him, so I wanted to share with you, but you actually said I was joking?"

"What's wrong with you, Dragon Emperor? If you breathe like this, you will suffer from lack of oxygen." Master Huang suddenly noticed that Dragon Emperor's chest was heaving violently, and the exploding momentum on his body caused a strong wind, so he shouted again: "Dragon Emperor, what are you doing? You don't want to hit me, do you? Dragon Emperor, Dragon Emperor, how did you leave? I haven't finished yet...Hey! You kicked my vase for Mao? It's very expensive!"

Amidst Master Huang's chatter, the Dragon Emperor walked away, and when he was about to leave, he kicked and broke a gorgeous jasper vase.

And when he could no longer see the back of the Dragon Emperor, Master Huang smiled deeply and proudly.

"Sigh, the majestic Dragon Emperor can't even see through this little trick. It seems that what Xiao Wandou said is right, the simplest is the most brilliant. This high cultivation base does not mean high IQ, it may just be a simple trick. There is a bit of talent in cultivation, or too single-minded. Haha, someone like me, Huang, clearly develops in an all-round and three-dimensional way. My cultivation base is not high, so it’s because I’m too lazy to practice well! Hahahaha..."

As he spoke, Master Huang stroked his beard and laughed happily, feeling that he was smarter than the gods all over the sky.

As soon as the fairy looked sideways, every pretty face was a little jealous. This Master Huang is simply too unscrupulous. He never blushes, and he can say anything brazenly. There is no lower limit to morality, so be careful.

"Oh, my little sisters, what are you doing looking at me? Let's dance! Your singing and dancing today is really good, but the clothes are a little too much, and the sky is not cold. Why do you say you are wearing such tight clothes? It will cover you up." beautiful."

After the laughter fell, Master Huang raised his old eyebrows and flirted with a group of fairies, his eyes were bright and he said.

"I don't respect you for being old!" The fairies rolled their eyes, and then insisted on singing and dancing. There was no way, they were the singing and dancing fairies arranged by the heavenly court to the Wuji Palace.

After leaving the Wuji Palace, the Dragon Emperor was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger. Then when he arrived at the Lingxiao Palace, he was scolded by the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. The majestic Dragon Emperor was about to explode. They were all thrown into the latrine, and the scholars could not be humiliated.

Ever since, the Dragon Emperor vented all his anger on the first class Mozun who was attacking the Heavenly Court outside.

When leaving the Wuji Palace, the Dragon Emperor notified one of the subordinates of the Dragon Emperor Region with the Jade Slip of Communication, and when he arrived at the Lingxiao Palace, the army of the Dragon Emperor Region had already begun to assemble in the Brahma Region.

Due to the joining of Monkey King and the monsters of Phoenix Mountain, the Jade Emperor decided to go on a personal expedition this time. He felt that no one could restrain Monkey King and the monsters of Phoenix Mountain except himself.

Outside the Zhou Tian Xing Dou formation, the battle between the two sides is still advancing in a way of consuming each other.

There is no difference between night and day in Brahma Realm, but in terms of time alone, the armies of both sides have been fighting for at least three days.

The lineup of hundreds of thousands of troops has shrunk to more than 20, leaving only 10,000+ soldiers on both sides.

More importantly, the spiritual power consumption of the monks on both sides is also extremely serious. If it weren't for the rich spiritual energy in the Brahma Domain, they could still refine the spiritual energy for their own use during the battle, but it was very limited. I can't hold on anymore.

Everyone was out of breath, and the spiritual power of body protection had dimmed a lot, including the immortal emperor master who fought at the highest level.

And at this critical moment, the Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, and Dragon Emperor appeared above the Zhou Tian Xing Dou formation.

Looking at the light spots of spiritual power everywhere, seeing those condensed blood droplets, and the endless broken armor, broken swords and broken swords, the Jade Emperor closed his eyes and heaved a long sigh of relief before suppressing the pain in his heart. of depression.

Life is overwhelmed with charcoal.

"Great Sage, what exactly do you want to do? Don't you think it's messy enough? And you monsters like Phoenix Mountain, are you going to make an enemy of the Heavenly Court? Why don't you quickly retreat!" Opening his eyes again, the Jade Emperor said .

The unhurried tone, the low but clear voice, but in everyone's ears, it echoed for a long time like thunder from nine heavens.

10,000+ monks, all the people on the several floors of the battlefield looked up at the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, and then continued to fight, but Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and a group of monsters from Phoenix Mountain had to withdraw from the battlefield.

After all, today's Monkey King and Zhu Bajie are no longer the free and easy monsters they used to be. They represent the Western Buddhist world. If they go too far, it may be difficult to end.

Not to mention the Phoenix Mountain group of monsters, if they provoke the Heavenly Court, they will be absolutely hard to resist with their strength.

"Haha, my old grandson just can't get used to those three-eyed eyes. It doesn't mean anything else, so don't think too much about it. Three-eyed, today I will show Jade Emperor some face and let you go. Remember to go back and watch your pug, I One day, Lao Sun will have an appetite, so be the first to cook him!"

Monkey King laughed loudly, his sharp voice was still echoing in the sky, he had turned into a golden light and flew towards the west sky.

"My old pig is just a soy sauce maker, so you don't have to be so serious, heh heh heh, goodbye Jade Emperor." Zhu Bajie picked his nostrils and gave Jade Emperor a foolish smile, and then swaggered away with the rake on his shoulder.

"It was these heavenly soldiers who accidentally soiled our feathers! We just came to say hello to the clansmen, how could we become enemies of the heavenly court? I am wronged, brothers, let's go!" Huang Pengniao flapped his huge Wings complained aggrievedly, then turned around and set off in the direction of Phoenix Mountain.

(End of this chapter)