Poor monk does not understand love

Chapter 80 Viagra!

"Sister, I'm really fucking convinced by you." Thumbs up, Duan Yirui looked at Duan Yixue with a troubled expression on his face and said: "As a girl, it's really unfortunate for my family to be as coquettish as you! "

Hearing this, Duan Yixue's pretty face also became gloomy, and she paused each word: "Are you going, or not?"

"Damn it!" Duan Yirui was about to jump, he took a step back, put on a fight posture, glared at Duan Yixue and said, "Why don't you go by yourself? I'm a man, you asked me to fight for another Don’t you think it’s abnormal for a man to take Viagra?”

Duan Yixue narrowed her eyes, her eyes were full of murderous intent, she took a step closer to Duan Yirui, and said in a low voice, "Do you believe that I won't give you a penny from now on?"

"Cough," Duan Yirui faltered immediately, coughed dryly, turned around and walked into Wang Mu's room, muttering as he walked, "It's really bad luck for eight lifetimes to see a sister like you."

On the bed, Wang Mu was closing his eyes and circulating the spiritual power in his body to repair the scars on the meridians. Duan Yirui walked in, and sat in front of Wang Mu's bed with a smile on his face.

"Brother Wang, drink some water!" He said with a smile.

"Don't drink, just put it there." Wang Mu half-closed his eyes and took a look.

But Duan Yirui pushed the water glass forward again, his smiling face turned into a chrysanthemum, "Brother Wang, be good, drinking some water will be good for your injury. Haven't you heard what the experts on TV said, Water can detoxify all kinds of poisons, even cancer, maybe once you drink it, your injury will be healed?"

"Fuck, are you annoying?" Wang Mu was depressed, then grabbed the water glass and was about to pour it down, but found that the color of the water seemed a little different.

"What kind of water is this? Why is it blue?" Blinking, Wang Mu looked at Duan Yirui and asked.

Eyeballs whirled, Duan Yirui hurriedly said with a guilty conscience: "There is no such thing as blue, brother, you are too injured and have hallucinations, hurry up and drink, it will be fine."

Wang Mu is demented, what happened to this guy today?Why do you look so stupid?

Without thinking too much, Wang Mu picked up the water cup and drank it, then continued to close his eyes and meditate.

Duan Yirui was agitated, he stared straight at Wang Mu's face with wide-eyed eyes, and sometimes moved his gaze to the bottom of Wang Mu to see if the white quilt had been pushed up.

At the same time, he looked at his watch from time to time, waiting for the time to pass.

More than half an hour passed quickly, Wang Mu still closed his eyes and meditated, Duan Yirui couldn't wait.

"Brother? Do you feel anything strange?" Duan Yirui asked with a smile, raising his eyebrows.

"What's strange?" Wang Mu asked with his eyes closed.

Duan Yirui grabbed Wang Mu's hand, then touched and touched, and at the same time said in a eunuch-like enchanting voice: "It's the kind of weirdness that wants to squirt thousands of miles without ejaculation."

Wang Mu frowned, opened his eyes, looked at Duan Yirui like an idiot, and said, "Are you crazy?"

"No!" Duan Yirui was still touching, his eyes moved to the quilt on Wang Mu's lower abdomen, and he raised his brows again and asked, "Brother, does your little brother want to hold his head high..."

"Crack!" Wang Mu slapped Duan Yirui on the face, and shouted angrily, "You pervert! Get out of here!"

"Master Wang is really not an ordinary person. He took a Viagra and there was no response... What are you doing, sister?" Duan Yirui walked out, covering his red and swollen face. As soon as he looked up, he saw an astonishing scene .

Duan Yixue has changed, the black stockings are still black stockings, but the small white suit on her body is gone, replaced by a tight leather jacket.

That white waist, that deadly curve, that coquettish eyes, that sparkling under the sun!
"How is it? Am I tempting enough like this?" With one long leg stepping on the coffee table, Duan Yixue shook her long hair and cast a wink at Duan Yirui.

"Gudong." Duan Yirui swallowed, and then roared, "Sister, you are crazy! I am your younger brother! My dear brother!"

"Look at your potential, what's wrong with my brother? Who made you a man?" Duan Yixue rolled his eyes, "But looking at you like this is enough to prove my charm. When Wang Mu's medicine takes effect, I can't control it. When you see me, this sexy big beauty, giggling, then you're done!"

Duan Yirui slumped down on the sofa, closed his eyes and sighed, "The family is unlucky!"

Duan Yixue got busy again, took out two blue pills, and quickly melted the water.

Then she came to Duan Yirui, smiled confidently: "Wang Mu is not an ordinary person, it's normal if one medicine doesn't work, here, let him drink these two, it will definitely work!"

Duan Yirui raised his eyes, looked at the water glass brought back again, was stunned, opened his mouth wide to look at Duan Yixue, and said in amazement: "Sister, you want to eat him to death? This is Viagra! The medicine is very powerful, He has already eaten one, and two more will kill him!"

Duan Yixue crossed her arms, squinted at Duan Yirui and said, "Is it that dangerous? How do you know? Have you ever eaten?"

"Ha!" Duan Yirui jumped up excitedly, patted his chest and said, "I still need to eat this with my body? The one who doesn't ejaculate for nine or ten minutes is me!"

"Then you are still talking nonsense! Hurry up and go!" This time, Duan Yixue growled, matched with that coquettish dress, as if he wanted to eat people.

Helpless, Duan Yirui had no choice but to go to Wang Mu's room with a water glass, and muttered as he walked, "Brother Wang was caught by you, and he was really unlucky for eight lifetimes! Fortunately, he is very good at martial arts. If he were an ordinary person, It's not because you've exhausted all your energy and died."

In the room, Wang Mu listened to the conversation between the siblings outside, and laughed secretly in his heart, it is really unfortunate for the Duan family to have such siblings.

In fact, after drinking the first glass of water, Wang Mu felt that something was wrong, so he deliberately used his cultivation base to listen to the movement in the living room, and only after listening did he realize that the two siblings actually gave him Viagra!
At this time, Duan Yirui pushed the door and walked in with a water glass in hand.

"Brother, drink another glass of water." Sitting in front of Wang Mu's bed, Duan Yirui pushed the water glass over with a smile.

"Drink your uncle!" Wang Mu glared suddenly, shouted angrily, put his hands on his hands, and poured the whole glass of water into Duan Yirui's mouth at a fast speed.

"Gudong!" Duan Yirui's throat rolled, and then he let go of his hands naturally, dropped the water glass in his hand, and his whole body was petrified in front of the bed.

"It's over!" He looked at Wang Mu in a daze, and said in a daze.

"It's just a glass of water, why is it over?" Wang Mu looked at Duan Yirui with a smile.

Duan Yirui licked his lips, and said in a low voice: "It's not ordinary water, there are medicines in the water, Viagra, or two."

"Haha..." Wang Mu laughed loudly.

Duan Yirui's face turned red in an instant, flushed, and then his breathing became short, his eyes began to glow wolfishly, and he stared straight at Wang Mu.

"Crack!" Wang Mu slapped the opponent's face, stopped laughing, and said with white eyes: "Don't look at me like that, fuck off!"

"Yes." Swallowing, Duan Yirui walked away tremblingly. When he got up, he obviously felt that his pants were tighter.

However, when he walked out of the room and saw Duan Yixue twisting his waist against the sun in the living room, he couldn't move his feet.

"What's wrong? Did he drink?" Duan Yixue found Duan Yirui and ran over excitedly.

Duan Yirui didn't answer immediately, his green eyes fell on Duan Yixue's snow-white chest, and then he murmured: "I drank it!"

"What?" Duan Yixue exclaimed, and immediately realized that her younger brother was looking at her in the wrong way, so she stared at her with phoenix eyes, and slapped her up!

"Crack!" A loud voice came, and Duan Yirui's face turned into a pig's head, followed by Duan Yixue yelling angrily, "I'm your sister, dare to look at me like that, can I castrate you?" you!"

"Woooo..." Duan Yirui cried, "You are all fucking perverts, I'm going to find a woman, woooo..."

Weeping loudly, Duan Yirui turned around and ran out of the room, yelling the word "woman" all the way, drifting away.

"Useless stuff!" Cursing at the door, Duan Yixue straightened her long black hair, stepped on high heels and entered Wang Mu's room.

Wang Mu sat up from the bed with a bang, wrapped himself in the quilt, as if he was afraid of being ruined.

"What are you doing?" Wang Mu asked nervously, watching Duan Yixue approaching, wriggling the waist of the water snake.

Duan Yixue smiled charmingly, cast a wink at Wang Mu, and snorted, "Yes!"

"..." Wang Mu was speechless.

"Brother, I just want to be your woman, I want to be your woman every day, every night, you just follow me." Duan Yixue climbed onto Wang Mu's bed, dressed in tight black like a black spotted leopard.

Resisting the urge to commit a crime, Wang Mu raised his hand to touch Duan Yixue's red lips, preventing her from taking a step forward.

Looking at Wang Mu who was close at hand, Duan Yixue's pretty face suddenly changed, and tears welled up in her beautiful eyes.

"You still don't like me?" she said, tears burst into tears, "What do you want from me? I've already put everything down, why do you still refuse? What's wrong with me?"

Wang Mu took a deep breath, looked aside, and said in a low voice, "Miss Duan, it's not because you are bad, but because you are too kind to me. I, I might not be ready."

He is telling the truth, Duan Yixue is different from Sister Lan, let alone her prominent family background, just her persistence, Wang Mu must take it seriously, not to mention Duan Yirui said that his sister has never Wang Mu is the first one who has ever been in a relationship, such a simple and serious girl, Wang Mu doesn't want to mess around, and he is definitely not an irresponsible person.

Seeing Wang Mu's appearance, Duan Yixue stood up, touched the tears, and smiled again, "I know, you haven't really fallen in love with me yet, you are afraid that being too casual will make me sad. Hehe, I just like You do. I'll make you fall in love with me."

When she was done, she turned and walked away.

However, Wang Mu was disturbed and looked at the ground for a long time unable to let go.

Love?It sounds catchy, but in fact, he really doesn't understand.

(End of this chapter)