Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 114 This is strength

I haven't seen anyone vying to be taken advantage of.

Guo Degang, who was watching from the sidelines, was so beautiful that his mouth was almost grinning to his ears.

Qu Xiaoyun rolled up his arms and sleeves, and tried to say: "You are unreasonable, what basis do you have for being the eldest prince?"

Gao Feng stared back and asked: "There is still a basis? Isn't it obvious? How many years have I cooperated with the father?"

"Hahaha!"

Called so skillfully, the audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun looked disdainful, pointed to the audience and said, "Look, everyone is laughing at you, what does the eldest prince have to do with cooperation?"

Gao Feng lowered his head, revealing his bald hair: "It's because I'm too old to talk about cooperation. I'm older. The eldest prince should take it for granted!"

Qu Xiaoyun replied: "You are too old to die early, why do you mention that?"

The two choked on it.

"Hahaha!!!"

When the son was still fighting for size, the audience in the audience was so amused.

Guo Degang suppressed a smile, shook off the sweat from his forehead, and said to the audience: "Did you see? It's not easy to be an emperor..."

"Wait!"

Gao Feng heard something was wrong, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "You are still talking about books! How do you read history books? You have made a mistake in calling you!"

Guo Degang scratched his head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Gao Feng explained: "Huang Aman was called in the Qing Dynasty, and Prince was called in the Ming Dynasty!"

"That should be?"

Gao Feng pointed to himself, and then to Qu Xiaoyun: "You should call us Big Brother, Second Brother!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun pushed Gaofeng: "Wait a minute, it's all from the Ming Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, should I be the big brother? The country and the country take turns!"

Seeing the audience laughing again, Gao Feng suddenly recalled it: "After a while, I realized that we are all sons, why are we still fighting?"

Qu Xiaoyun also thought about it for a while, and suddenly a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Conflict, master and apprentice are like father and son, I don't care!"

After listening to the tune, Gao Feng played several tunes: "You two won't suffer if you co-operate, but I will suffer alone!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed out loud.

The brothers in the background also gave a thumbs up, everyone listened very carefully, this is also a learning process.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Just now you are willing!"

"I don't want to!"

After Gao Feng finished speaking, he asked Guo Degang to settle the score: "It's not right for you to take advantage of it!"

Guo Degang thought for a while: "Anyway, what I want to express is gratitude."

Gao Feng shook his head like a rattle: "I've never heard of it. I'm grateful for calling him a son."

The audience was amused again.

Guo Degang didn't answer, and went on to say: "The main purpose of going on stage today is to accompany the performance."

"You have worked hard." Qu Xiaoyun praised.

"This kid has been in the Deyun Club for several years, and he got the chance to stand on the stage of the Douxiao Club today because of an accidental appearance on stage."

"Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared." Gao Feng praised.

Guo Degang then introduced to the audience: "This kid has a good family background. He is from Liaocheng and has a house in the capital."

"That's good." Gao Feng continued.

"The house is in the south of the capital, and there is a Tiantanghe Cemetery."

Hearing this, Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly waved his hand to interrupt: "It's still far away from that place!"

"Oh."

Guo Degang nodded and continued: "The house is in the suburbs, with [-] acres of land."

Gao Feng gave a thumbs up: "The rich."

"The land can't be idle. They grow all kinds of vegetables and fruits. Their family is very particular about it. They are afraid that the fertilizers outside will not be good, so they use all their own fertilizers." laugh.

Qu Xiaoyun stared wide-eyed: "Good guy, sixty acres of land, our family is too good at it, isn't it?"

The audience was amused from ear to ear, and they were very satisfied with the performance of the three.

Guo Degang smiled and said, "Maybe it's because I'm not used to eating other people's food."

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "I've never heard of it!"

Guo Degang said while gesticulating: "My apprentice loves to eat watermelons. There are many watermelons planted at home. As soon as the watermelons sprouted, he poked his hands in the field and watched until the watermelons were ripe."

"Good guy, my waist is pretty good." Qu Xiaoyun praised.

Guo Degang went on to say: "I've been watching it since I was a child, and I worry about it. I'm afraid of birds. If a bird comes, peck it with your beak, and the melon will split. The two months will be in vain."

"Is there any way?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Guo Degang nodded and said: "Yes, I nailed a stick to the ground and put a straw hat on it. It really works, but after a day or two, the effect will be worse."

"Spotted by the bird."

Guo Degang spread his hands upwards, and said helplessly: "I still have to think about it. Hanging a plastic sheet on the stick, and the wind blows it, it will work for two days, but the bird won't believe it on the third day."

"What should I do?" Gao Feng asked curiously.

Guo Degang gave a thumbs up: "The next method will show that he is rich."

"What?" Gao Feng then asked.

Guo Degang made a four with his hands, and said solemnly: "I bought forty inflatable dolls."

"I'm doing too much." Qu Xiaoyun continued.

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Guo Degang didn't blush, and continued to say: "The forty dolls have been buried in the watermelon field, and all kinds of poses have been placed."

"Hahaha!!!"

"Goose goose goose~~"

The effect of the slightly tainted jokes was great. The audience laughed from ear to ear, and some female audience even let out a goose cry.

At this time, the atmosphere of the theater was very good. There is no doubt that this accumulation was very successful.

"Just stop posing!"

"What are you doing with your posture!"

Upon hearing this, Gao Feng and Qu Xiaoyun complained one after another.

Guo Degang didn't disagree, and said with a smile: "When it's night, good guy, all the hooligans in the capital are here."

"The place where the hooligans gather has been changed." Gao Feng continued.

Guo Degang stretched out his hand to press on the ground, and said in surprise, "These people have trampled down the watermelon field all night, and the soil has gone three feet down!"

The audience was amused again by this exaggerated description.

Qu Xiaoyun looked aggrieved: "It's a white race!"

Guo Degang smiled and continued: "After he got tired of farming, he decided to keep a pet, and after thinking about it, he bought a little fragrant pig."

"I like pigs." Qu Xiaoyun praised.

"Gao Feng also has this hobby, and bought a little fragrant pig and put it in his house."

"His house is big." Gao Feng praised.

"I have to make a mark. What should I do if I get confused? Gao Feng cut off his own pig's ear cruelly."

Gao Feng scratched his head in embarrassment, and laughed: "I want to drink now."

The audience chuckled.

Guo Degang sighed: "Unexpectedly, when the two pigs fought, Qu Xiaoyun's little fragrant pig's ear was bitten off."

"Animals are aggressive." Qu Xiaoyun continued.

"Gao Feng has no choice but to cut off the pig's tail as a distinction."

"I didn't drink enough." Gao Feng continued with a smile.

Guo Degang spread his hands, feeling very helpless: "Unexpectedly, in the fight, the other pig's tail was also knocked off."

"What can we do?" Qu Xiaoyun asked.

Guo Degang was amused: "Finally, Gao Feng really has no choice. How about it, the black pig is yours, and the white pig is mine!"

"Why did you go early!"

"I'll go to you!"

"Hahaha~~"

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(End of this chapter)