Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 121 Get some wine, let's have a drunken version
"Do you want me to measure "Fenhe Bay" for you?"

Hearing Qu Xiaoyun's strange request, Yu Qian meaningfully glanced at Guo Degang next to him, then turned his head and smiled wrinkled all over his face.

"Yes, sir!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded affirmatively.

Fanning his fan, Guo Degang asked, "Don't tell me, since that time, brother, have you never mentioned "Fenhewan" again? I don't remember clearly."

Yu Qian nodded and smiled: "Yes, didn't you say at the time that you won't talk to me about this again after you're killed?"

Guo Degang slapped his thigh, curled his lips and recalled: "I can't tell you anymore, and besides, I'm afraid I won't suffer anywhere when I think of my laughter that day! Xue Rengui said it was Xue Pinggui, and Xue Rengui's wife said it was Wang Baochuan. They should sing "Fen "The Bay of the River" was folded into "Bie Kiln" and "Shooting Wild Goose", and I would have died on stage at that time."

Shaobing also complained: "Is it difficult for you for half an hour? Good guy, I guessed the lantern riddles for an hour and a half. It's okay for Xiao Si to hold a joke. It was difficult for me at the time. I wanted to pull the theater switch. !"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "Didn't this matter become a joke later? The one who drank with Uncle Qian that day was Brother Bing's father, Lao Shaobing. In order to let his son perform for a while, he deliberately poured Uncle Qian down! "

Guo Qilin was overjoyed: "This is a real father, he is really toward his son, it's Brother Pan's fault for being sympathetic."

"Hahaha!"

There was laughter inside and outside the cage.

After the laughter, Yu Qian joked: "Since you want to cooperate with me in "Fenhe Bay", how about we have a drunk version?"

Qu Xiaoyun's heart is too much, the normal version has more baggage than the drunk version, if there is a drunk version of "Fenhewan", the first issue of this issue will most likely be included in the bag.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded excitedly: "Success! The drunk version is the classic."

Yu Qian waved his hand with a smile: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and buy wine and vegetables."

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed.

After the joke, Yu Qian raised his eyes and thought for a while: "Don't say it, since the 15th anniversary of Deyun Club, I really haven't said it once, since Xiaoyun proposed it, sir, I will measure you a " Fenhe Bay"!"

"Huh!"

Guo Degang's eyes widened in surprise: "Your uncle really dotes on you, thank you soon!"

"Thank you uncle!"

Under the envious eyes of the three brothers, Qu Xiaoyun smiled and bowed to thank him.

Guo Degang waved his fan and said: "Okay, since your uncle has agreed, don't waste any time here, you go to the task!"

"okay!"

"Then let's earn some time for the two of you."

The four of them resigned and followed Liu Xiaoting to the next mission.

In addition to the mission point just now, there are four mission points, namely the school, the cafeteria, the tea room and the granary.

There are a lot of lines made of rough hemp on the road on the side of the school, and the lines are full of bells. A copper bell array is set up. The challenger needs to pass through the copper bell array without triggering the bell to find the program in the school. Group the fans hidden in advance to get time blocks.

The task of the cafeteria is to eat without talking or sleeping. There are jelly, walnuts, dried okra, nuts and other snacks that make noise on the table, and balloons are placed under the chairs.

The challenger needs to eat quietly. Once the decibel exceeds 60, the game will be suspended, and the challenger will be punished by popping balloons. Before all the balloons are popped, they will win if they eat the contents of the bowl.

The task of the granary is to order the old and the young. The nine-square grid is printed on the floor tiles, and each grid is engraved with ancient words to describe age, such as Buhuo, Chizi, and Ruoguan.

Two people in the battle each choose a word for comparison. The older side wins and gets a time block, and the loser is punished.

Liu Xiaoting separated the four of them and took Qu Xiaoyun and Guo Qilin to the tea room.

There is also a wooden sign outside the entrance to the courtyard of the tea room, which reads - seven points of tea, three points of love.

Entering the yard, there is a tea table in the center of the hall, on which there are all the tools for making tea.

When he came to the table, Liu Xiaoting took out the mission card and introduced the rules.

"The rules of the tea room game, two people wear a T-shirt, sit down one behind the other, the person behind wears a blindfold, and the person in front instructs the person behind to make a cup of special milk tea. Red line, each person who succeeds in the task will get three 10-minute time blocks."

Guo Qilin took the black T-shirt: "This is for the two of us!"

Qu Xiaoyun asked: "Which one of us is in front and who is behind?"

"Let me go."

Guo Qilin put it on first, and it looked like a skirt after he put it on. He couldn't help but joked: "Good guy, this crew borrowed Mr. Sun's vest, it's too big."

The space that Qu Xiaoyun got into was quite rich, enough to accommodate another old Qin.

"Jack!"

"Shredded pork!"

"Close your eyes and open your hands, do you believe me?"

"I believe you!"

Before the start, the two of them had quite a sense of camera, Guo Qilin opened his arms, Qu Xiaoyun put his arms around his waist, and played with the classic Titanic scene.

"Go left, go up, right, right, go up!"

The two cooperated well. They poured the tea and milk into the cups one by one, only to pour boiling water at the end.

Under Guo Qilin's command, Qu Xiaoyun fumbled to lift the teapot. Since it had a long mouth, it was not easy to control, and it took a lot of effort, but he made a mistake.

A pot of water was poured on Guo Qilin's crotch.

"stop!"

Guo Qilin's eyes widened, and he exclaimed: "Good guy, thanks to the warm water in the pot, or else he would burn his bald hair."

"..."

Finally, the test was completed after a second attempt.

With the time block of 10 minutes in hand, Guo Qilin and Qu Xiaoyun happily returned to the iron cage, and the other brothers and sisters were also here.

"Master!"

"uncle!"

After saying hello, Luan Dangdang asked on behalf of everyone: "How much time is left before you two can travel back?"

"Half an hour." Guo Degang said.

Luan took out three time blocks and handed them to Liu Xiaoting: "Then we will send you two back first. This is how we discussed it. No matter who is playing with whom, we must first make sure that everyone does not miss the show, and I will give it to you first." The two of you will send it back, and we'll make it up when it's over, if it's not enough, we'll do the task again."

"Yes, listen to my disciple."

After the time block was used, Guo Degang and Yu Qian jumped in the iron cage according to the director's password, pretending to travel back.

After sending off the master and uncle, the brothers and sisters sat in a row in front of the iron cage, counting the time for the performance, and finally made up enough time, discussed the order of the performance, and jumped in a row just like when we came here before, today Even if the recording is over.

Back at the hotel, it was still the same as before, the brothers were all working hard to study the jokes for the next day's ranking.

The next day.

Before the show starts.

The brothers and sisters were working against each other backstage, and the director team suddenly brought yesterday's wardrobe and asked the actors to come back from the wardrobe to pretend to time travel, and use it to deduce the theme.

Everyone took turns to perform, and the scene was quite funny.

In a blink of an eye, the recording started.

The first group to take the stage was Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang. They had a good start and the atmosphere of the theater was very good.

Towards the end, Yu Qian and Qu Xiaoyun walked from the backstage to the backstage.

They were about to play, and the two of them looked at each other and smiled.

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　Let’s sum it up at the end of the month. In fact, this chapter is a headache to write. I really can’t think of any link that can be written more interestingly, such as pouring tea, hanging lanterns, drilling ropes, and eating. There are 4000 updates per day. If you always want to return the code not finished.

　　As for the last short period of adding and subtracting time blocks, group work and so on, other Douxiaoshe books can write two chapters, I don’t want to waste time, all I can do is seriously code.

　　Although the book is rushed, I will continue to write it seriously. Finally, I would like to thank the book friends who supported this book.

　　
　
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