Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 123 Drunken Version of Fenhe Bay ([-])

The burden rings.

The audience applauded warmly, and the audience applauded one after another.

"My father and I had a good time. Since you have thoughts of doing other things, we won't tie you down. Tell me, what are you going to do if you don't talk about cross talk?" Yu Qian asked curiously.

"I have a craft before I learn cross talk, what do you think I do?"

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he took two steps back, stretched out his hand to lift up his coat, the hem was an inch above the ground, and walked forward with his head held high, like a drunk general.

After seeing him finish his appearance, Yu Qian touched his chin and expressed his opinion: "I think you look like a martial arts practitioner, and you keep punching drunk on the stage!"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience was amused, not to mention, it was quite vivid.

"Drunken fist? I can do it! Is there any wine?"

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest confidently, and looked around for wine.

Those who are knowledgeable or have heard of the normal version of "Fenhewan" will actually understand it. After talking about what you look like, the teaser meeting should be refuted.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't suffer anywhere, and had to serve wine.Yu Qian, as a fan, can't help him in the direction of the jokes, so he can only pick up his comments and try to bring the theme as much as possible.

Yu Qian shook his head and waved his hands: "There is no wine on the stage!"

"Hey, how are you lying? What is this without wine? Who put the red wine here!" Qu Xiaoyun reached out and picked up the red-packaged sponsor drink on the desk.

Yu Qian frowned and couldn't bear to look at it: "Hey, you really didn't drink too much!"

Qu Xiaoyun unscrewed the cap and threw it aside, then raised the bottle and said to the audience, "I'll spin one for everyone!"

Spinning one means blowing on the bottle, drinking a bottle in one breath, and swirling and shaking while drinking. The wine in the bottle is like a whirlwind, which is very ornamental.

In the physical experiment, the same two bottles of water flow faster when they are rotated and poured than normal ones.

"it is good!!!"

Regardless of whether they can drink or not, they have basically seen this kind of wine table video when they watch short videos, and the audience understands what it means, laughing and applauding.

Seeing the audience looking forward to it so much, he got excited.

Qu Xiaoyun unscrewed the lid, tilted his neck, held it in his mouth, and then shook it with his hand, and his Adam's apple, like a cicada pupa, began to float up and down.

"Googling, gurgling, ton ton~"

"Hiccup~"

Qu Xiaoyun wiped the drink from his mouth with the back of his hand after drinking, and turned the empty bottle upside down to prove to the audience that there was not a single drop left.

"it is good!!!"

"another one!!!"

The audience loved watching it so much, they clapped and booed and asked to continue, and even Yu Qian had fun watching it.

Qu Xiaoyun smacked his lips and shook his head: "I won't come, this wine is not good, why is it so sticky!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience was amused again by his stupidity.

Yu Qian snorted and asked, "How is it? Are you drunk?"

"drunk!"

Qu Xiaoyun responded, entered the scene in seconds, covered his head with his hands and began to sway on the stage. Those who didn't know it thought Tang Seng had chanted the magic spell.

After wandering around for a while, he suddenly shook his body, came to Zhao and hugged the moon in his arms, raised one leg, and then began to stagger and punch drunken fists, muttering words while beating:
"Lv Dongbin is very powerful when he is drunk, and Li Xuan is really drunk when he is drunk. He Dan lifts a toast and breaks his waist, Cao Guojiu, an immortal toasts and locks his throat, and He Xiangu flicks his waist to offer wine and walk drunkenly."

Previously, there was the 15th anniversary celebration of Deyun, Guo Degang's "Fenhe Bay" turned somersault, and then there was the seventh issue of Douxiaoshe, Qu Xiaoyun's "Fenhe Bay" was a drunken fist.

"it is good!!!"

"awesome!!!"

Shouts and cheers became one.

The audience couldn't be happier, and the atmosphere on the scene can be said to have reached its peak.

The brothers in the background were also quite surprised.

"Good guy, I've never seen such a Fenhe Bay!"

"The performance is good, this ordinary person really can't come!"

……

Like Cheng Yaojin who knows only three and a half axes, Qu Xiaoyun knows a few tricks, which he learned from the movie with his tablet when he was fighting with Uncle Qian last night.

Learn now and sell now, repeating those tricks over and over again, just fooling the layman, and the atmosphere of the hype scene is okay.

Anyway, today's performance is very good, and the move has been closed in a blink of an eye.

Qu Xiaoyun wobbled back to the microphone and asked Yu Qian, "How is my drunk punch?"

Yu Qianle's face was full of wrinkles, and he asked curiously: "Who did you learn this drunken boxing from? Xing Butou? Or Debiao?"

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun snorted disdainfully, then patted his chest: "I didn't learn from anyone, I learned without a teacher!"

Yu Qian nodded: "Oh, it's quite powerful, so after talking for a long time, do you practice martial arts?"

"No!" Qu Xiaoyun replied in a rather harsh tone.

Yu Qian slapped the table angrily: "It's not that you didn't say it earlier, you have been talking for so long!"

The audience was amused again and applauded again.

"Then what are you doing?" Yu Qian asked again.

Qu Xiaoyun flicked the back of his fixed head, proudly said: "I'm actually an artist!"

Yu Qian suddenly realized and nodded: "Oh, it turns out that he is engaged in art!"

"Everywhere I go, people respect me, am I half of your peers?"

"How do you say? What is half a colleague?" Yu Qian didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun emphasized his tone triumphantly: "I'm an actor!"

"Oh, it turned out to be an opera."

Qu Xiaoyun turned around, looked at Yu Qian, and smiled evilly: "There is a saying that is good, you are ruthless and I am ungrateful!"

"Hahaha!"

A bitch is ruthless, an actor is ruthless.

The audience is too familiar with these words, and it's easy to be burdened, especially when the younger generation uses the older generation, the effect is very good.

Yu Qian glanced at him and said with disdain: "You are polite, you can do it by yourself!"

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head shyly: "Hey, how embarrassing that is!"

After going around for a long time, it can be regarded as coming back.

Yu Qian breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked, "Which genre are you singing?"

"I sang Hebei Bangzi."

"Hebei Bangzi is good."

Qu Xiaoyun folded his hands behind his back, curled his lips like eighty thousand, and froze: "I'm pretty good in this industry, and I even have a stage name!"

Yu Qian was surprised: "You still have a stage name?"

Qu Xiaoyun looked disapproving: "Don't everyone in this industry have a stage name? For example, you also have a stage name!"

"What's my stage name?" Yu Qian praised.

Qu Xiaoyun made a gesture of three with his hands, and said with a smile: "Yu San, smoking and drinking burns my head!"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Yu Qian stretched out his hand to block the way, and then asked: "I don't call this! What's your stage name?"

Qu Xiaoyun said proudly, "My stage name is Diao Chan!"

Yu Qian asked curiously: "Diao Chan among the four beauties?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, stretched out his hand like wearing a trouser belt, and gestured at his waist: "Yes, it can be wrapped around the waist."

"Applause!!!"

"Goose goose goose~~"

"I love you!!!"

The audience in the audience understood, especially the female audience, as if they were about to bite someone.

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