Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund
Chapter 138
Chapter 138
After the laughter.
Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Anyway, it was a very difficult time. What should I do? I have to find a class. I sent my resume to the company for a written test. After passing the written test, I was ready for an interview. I was not confident when it came to the interview."
"The interview is more of a test of on-the-spot adaptability." Guo Qilin praised.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, in order to be prepared, I was watching various interview questions on the Internet. I wonder if you have seen a movie?"
"what?"
"It's called "When Happiness Comes Knocking on the Door"."
"I've seen it, it's so classic and inspirational." Guo Qilin praised with a thumbs up.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "There was an interview scene where Will Smith was dressed very sloppily, and the interviewer also asked him a question directly, if there was a person who was very sloppy, why did I hire him? I was particularly impressed by Will Smith's answer, he said that the man must be wearing a particularly high-end pair of trousers."
"High EQ answer." Guo Qilin praised.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "Later, I thought I was well prepared, so I went to the interview when I got there, but the interviewer asked me a question that I wasn't prepared for."
"What's the question?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.
Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene that day: "The interviewer said with a big mouth, I will give you a chance to leave me the deepest impression in the shortest time, and let me remember you!"
"How did you do it?" Guo Qilin praised.
Qu Xiaoyun spoke and then gestured: "After he finished speaking, I swung it round, and it was a big mouth."
Guo Qilin was overjoyed: "Hey, give someone a mouthful!"
This burden has not been in vain for so long, the audience was amused, and the atmosphere was very happy.
Qu Xiaoyun suppressed a smile and said, "Turn around and I'll leave."
Guo Qilin nodded: "That must go."
Qu Xiaoyun put on a reading posture: "I just got home and the admission letter arrived."
"I want you?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Please come here immediately."
"Did you listen to him?"
Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head in embarrassment: "I haven't dared to go after thinking about it for three days."
"Then you shouldn't go! I'm holding back and beating you!" Guo Qilin praised.
"Hahaha~~"
The audience was amused again.
After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Sometimes when things go wrong, I like to chat with my friends. I have a good friend, Guo Qilin's elder brother."
"Oh, my brother." Guo Qilin praised.
When Qu Xiaoyun mentioned the special effect, he raised his tone: "It's called Guo Lao Er."
The audience in the audience chuckled.
"Fuck you, I haven't heard of it!" Guo Qilin pushed with a smile.
Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Guo and I are good friends, and my daughter-in-law is called Iron Hammer."
"Hey, this name is Zhencishi!"
"Guo Er Er persuaded me, you have to persevere, you have to grit your teeth and persevere, and his wife also persuaded me, let's talk on an equal footing." Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest after speaking.
Guo Qilin laughed: "Then you can't talk about her!"
"Hahaha~~"
Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Tie Hammer told me, you can do it, you have to enrich yourself. I thought what she said was too right. I really should enrich myself. When I come out of the mountain, I will amaze everyone!"
"It's a good idea." Guo Qilin praised.
The corners of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth raised, and he said meaningfully: "After I got home, I thought, how can I enrich myself? Later, I came up with an idea to watch CDs!"
"What do you think? Watch CDs to enrich yourself?" Guo Qilin didn't understand after listening.
Qu Xiaoyun raised his tone: "Because there are some things in the CD that you don't usually see easily."
"Hahaha~~"
Guo Qilin smiled and nodded: "That's true!"
Seeing that his expression was not right, Qu Xiaoyun quickly stopped him: "No, don't think about it, the scene I'm talking about is very simple!"
The audience laughed again after listening to it.
"Yes!" Guo Qilin said with a suppressed smile.
Qu Xiaoyun looked very anxious: "It's not what you think, just don't change the scene!"
"If you don't change the scene, you have to change the disc!" Guo Qilin continued with a smile.
"Hahaha~~"
This period of work was too dense, and without saying a few words, there was another burst of laughter from the audience.
Qu Xiaoyun laughed strangely from the audience in the audience, and persuaded: "You can't do this, you can't watch that movie that can be finished by two or three people!"
The audience laughed even louder.
Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh anxiously: "No, what I'm talking about is that the scene doesn't change, and there are very few people."
"It's not out of the circle, what?" Guo Qilin continued with a smile.
"Hahaha~~"
Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said, "I'm talking about a man!"
"Just a guy?"
"Correct!"
Guo Qilin's tone was a little disappointed: "What's the point of that?"
The audience in the audience laughed and discussed:
"Did you hear that? Da Linzi doesn't like movies made by just one man!"
"Hey, I can't tell, Dalinzi has this kind of taste."
Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "The scene I'm talking about is very simple. It's just a man with a big back, giving a lecture there, talking about how to be inspirational and how to work hard!"
Guo Qilin was a little disappointed: "Then you just say that the teaching of the lecture is over!"
Seeing his disappointed look, Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help asking, "What do you think?"
"I thought there had to be a demonstration!"
Guo Qilin who asked was very embarrassed, his face was slightly red.
The audience in the audience was amused again. It can be said that every sentence in this paragraph is a joke.
Backstage.
Both Guo Degang and Yu Qian fanned their fans, watching very seriously, with the corners of their mouths raised from time to time.
Yu Qian took a sip of tea, looked at Da Linzi in front of the camera, and couldn't help boasting: "My apprentice hasn't talked about it for a long time, and his performance on stage is still very good, especially today, he is not good at singing, it's great , this master taught you really well!"
Guo Degang curled his lips after hearing this: "Hey, you still haven't forgotten to bring yourself."
Yu Qian smiled and nodded: "That is!"
After the laughter.
Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "You think too much, someone told me later that there is a big TV next to the airport bookstore, dedicated to this inspirational speech!"
"Yes, I have an impression of this." Guo Qilin nodded in affirmation.
"I heard that's right. When I leave home, I take the subway for three stops, 385 to 64, and then to the airport station. I have a classmate who sells watermelons there. I will borrow his bicycle to ride to the airport!" Qu Xiaoyun While talking, he imitated the exaggerated riding action, which was so vivid that it firmly attracted the audience's attention.
Guo Qilin was tired from listening: "Hey, take this effort."
Qu Xiaoyun went on to restore the situation of the day: "When I arrived at the airport, I went to find a security guard. I had to ask him. I said, excuse me, where do you sell platform tickets?"
After listening to it, Guo Qilin was all amused: "Have you ever been to the airport? It's so fresh to go to the airport to buy platform tickets!"
"Hahaha~~"
The audience in the audience laughed together, anticipating what to say next...
(End of this chapter)
After the laughter.
Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Anyway, it was a very difficult time. What should I do? I have to find a class. I sent my resume to the company for a written test. After passing the written test, I was ready for an interview. I was not confident when it came to the interview."
"The interview is more of a test of on-the-spot adaptability." Guo Qilin praised.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, in order to be prepared, I was watching various interview questions on the Internet. I wonder if you have seen a movie?"
"what?"
"It's called "When Happiness Comes Knocking on the Door"."
"I've seen it, it's so classic and inspirational." Guo Qilin praised with a thumbs up.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "There was an interview scene where Will Smith was dressed very sloppily, and the interviewer also asked him a question directly, if there was a person who was very sloppy, why did I hire him? I was particularly impressed by Will Smith's answer, he said that the man must be wearing a particularly high-end pair of trousers."
"High EQ answer." Guo Qilin praised.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "Later, I thought I was well prepared, so I went to the interview when I got there, but the interviewer asked me a question that I wasn't prepared for."
"What's the question?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.
Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene that day: "The interviewer said with a big mouth, I will give you a chance to leave me the deepest impression in the shortest time, and let me remember you!"
"How did you do it?" Guo Qilin praised.
Qu Xiaoyun spoke and then gestured: "After he finished speaking, I swung it round, and it was a big mouth."
Guo Qilin was overjoyed: "Hey, give someone a mouthful!"
This burden has not been in vain for so long, the audience was amused, and the atmosphere was very happy.
Qu Xiaoyun suppressed a smile and said, "Turn around and I'll leave."
Guo Qilin nodded: "That must go."
Qu Xiaoyun put on a reading posture: "I just got home and the admission letter arrived."
"I want you?" Guo Qilin asked curiously.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Please come here immediately."
"Did you listen to him?"
Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head in embarrassment: "I haven't dared to go after thinking about it for three days."
"Then you shouldn't go! I'm holding back and beating you!" Guo Qilin praised.
"Hahaha~~"
The audience was amused again.
After the laughter, Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Sometimes when things go wrong, I like to chat with my friends. I have a good friend, Guo Qilin's elder brother."
"Oh, my brother." Guo Qilin praised.
When Qu Xiaoyun mentioned the special effect, he raised his tone: "It's called Guo Lao Er."
The audience in the audience chuckled.
"Fuck you, I haven't heard of it!" Guo Qilin pushed with a smile.
Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Guo and I are good friends, and my daughter-in-law is called Iron Hammer."
"Hey, this name is Zhencishi!"
"Guo Er Er persuaded me, you have to persevere, you have to grit your teeth and persevere, and his wife also persuaded me, let's talk on an equal footing." Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest after speaking.
Guo Qilin laughed: "Then you can't talk about her!"
"Hahaha~~"
Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Tie Hammer told me, you can do it, you have to enrich yourself. I thought what she said was too right. I really should enrich myself. When I come out of the mountain, I will amaze everyone!"
"It's a good idea." Guo Qilin praised.
The corners of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth raised, and he said meaningfully: "After I got home, I thought, how can I enrich myself? Later, I came up with an idea to watch CDs!"
"What do you think? Watch CDs to enrich yourself?" Guo Qilin didn't understand after listening.
Qu Xiaoyun raised his tone: "Because there are some things in the CD that you don't usually see easily."
"Hahaha~~"
Guo Qilin smiled and nodded: "That's true!"
Seeing that his expression was not right, Qu Xiaoyun quickly stopped him: "No, don't think about it, the scene I'm talking about is very simple!"
The audience laughed again after listening to it.
"Yes!" Guo Qilin said with a suppressed smile.
Qu Xiaoyun looked very anxious: "It's not what you think, just don't change the scene!"
"If you don't change the scene, you have to change the disc!" Guo Qilin continued with a smile.
"Hahaha~~"
This period of work was too dense, and without saying a few words, there was another burst of laughter from the audience.
Qu Xiaoyun laughed strangely from the audience in the audience, and persuaded: "You can't do this, you can't watch that movie that can be finished by two or three people!"
The audience laughed even louder.
Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh anxiously: "No, what I'm talking about is that the scene doesn't change, and there are very few people."
"It's not out of the circle, what?" Guo Qilin continued with a smile.
"Hahaha~~"
Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said, "I'm talking about a man!"
"Just a guy?"
"Correct!"
Guo Qilin's tone was a little disappointed: "What's the point of that?"
The audience in the audience laughed and discussed:
"Did you hear that? Da Linzi doesn't like movies made by just one man!"
"Hey, I can't tell, Dalinzi has this kind of taste."
Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "The scene I'm talking about is very simple. It's just a man with a big back, giving a lecture there, talking about how to be inspirational and how to work hard!"
Guo Qilin was a little disappointed: "Then you just say that the teaching of the lecture is over!"
Seeing his disappointed look, Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help asking, "What do you think?"
"I thought there had to be a demonstration!"
Guo Qilin who asked was very embarrassed, his face was slightly red.
The audience in the audience was amused again. It can be said that every sentence in this paragraph is a joke.
Backstage.
Both Guo Degang and Yu Qian fanned their fans, watching very seriously, with the corners of their mouths raised from time to time.
Yu Qian took a sip of tea, looked at Da Linzi in front of the camera, and couldn't help boasting: "My apprentice hasn't talked about it for a long time, and his performance on stage is still very good, especially today, he is not good at singing, it's great , this master taught you really well!"
Guo Degang curled his lips after hearing this: "Hey, you still haven't forgotten to bring yourself."
Yu Qian smiled and nodded: "That is!"
After the laughter.
Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "You think too much, someone told me later that there is a big TV next to the airport bookstore, dedicated to this inspirational speech!"
"Yes, I have an impression of this." Guo Qilin nodded in affirmation.
"I heard that's right. When I leave home, I take the subway for three stops, 385 to 64, and then to the airport station. I have a classmate who sells watermelons there. I will borrow his bicycle to ride to the airport!" Qu Xiaoyun While talking, he imitated the exaggerated riding action, which was so vivid that it firmly attracted the audience's attention.
Guo Qilin was tired from listening: "Hey, take this effort."
Qu Xiaoyun went on to restore the situation of the day: "When I arrived at the airport, I went to find a security guard. I had to ask him. I said, excuse me, where do you sell platform tickets?"
After listening to it, Guo Qilin was all amused: "Have you ever been to the airport? It's so fresh to go to the airport to buy platform tickets!"
"Hahaha~~"
The audience in the audience laughed together, anticipating what to say next...
(End of this chapter)
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