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Chapter 146 They Are Actually in the Entry List (Must Read)
After listening to Uncle Qian's words.

According to the method, Qin Xiaoxian brewed some emotions and then opened his mouth: "Cao Cao listens to the truth, bark! Your family, Mr. Zhang, is here today. You can attack or fight or advance or retreat or fight or fight. Don't attack. Don't fight, don't advance, don't retreat, don't fight, don't fight, you ordinary people... are reckless and reckless through the ages!"

"it is good!"

Yu Qian was very satisfied after listening, applauding and encouraging.

"Brother Qin, you have made great progress, you are enlightened!" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help giving a thumbs up in praise.

Qin Xiaoxian really didn't exaggerate, he swelled up with a few words, smiled and said: "Brother, bring my Zhangba Snake Spear, I can't stand it anymore!"

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at him, and said: "Yes, yes, you want everything, I have a fart in my crotch, do you want it!"

Yu Qian smiled habitually and said: "Buy one get one free, I have one too!"

"...Master, don't help him, I'll go down and fight Sanbaihe with him!"

After being speechless for a while, Qin Xiao jumped off the pony and started a fight with Qu Xiaoyun.

Qu Xiaoyun taunted with a smile: "Brother Qin, don't brag, the two of you urge the horses to jingle and beat, two horses with the wrong stirrups count as one round, and you are the only one who fights with me for three hundred lilies, one round I Just put you down!"

Yu Qian lit a cigarette with a smile, and while smoking he booed: "Quick, throw him, I love to watch this!"

After the joke, Yu Qian said seriously: "You guys are going to participate in the "National Crosstalk Contest" this time. I don't care what jokes you say, but you have to listen to me for the first competition. If you want to say "Eight Fan Screen" is reckless, Xiaoyun you It doesn't matter if the ranking is not ranked, we mainly don't steam the steamed buns to win!"

"Don't they all say that Qin Xiaoxian's basic skills are poor? Let them see that the basic skills of our Deyun Club are the worst, and the level is generally beyond the reach of cross talk! Xiaoxian, you should work harder and give our Deyun Club Long face!"

Qin Xiaoxian nodded vigorously, and agreed: "Don't worry, sir! I will definitely fulfill my mission and live up to your expectations!"

"Good boy, let's drink some more!" Yu Qian happily walked back with his arms around their shoulders.

"Good guy, it looks like I didn't enjoy my drink just now..."

……

The three of them had another drink for dinner.

They were too drunk to drive. That night, Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian lived in the racecourse and experienced the heated kang in the farmyard.

The overwhelmed Qu Xiaoyun fell drunk on the kang, and when he was in a drowsy state, Qin Xiaoxian pushed him awake.

"Quick, look at this!"

Qin Xiaoxian pressed the phone on his face emotionally and urged.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't even open his eyes, he pushed his hand aside, and said drunkenly: "Wine is a gut-piercing poison, and sex is a bone-scraping steel knife. I was poisoned twice today, so keep it for yourself!"

"Teacher Liu Yue!"

As soon as the words fell, Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand: "Quick, help me up!"

"Oh, tui~~"

Qin Xiaoxian gave him a brainstorm and pushed him up.

"What are you doing, Brother Qin..." Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his head with a dazed expression.

"The "National Crosstalk Contest" has posted on the official Weibo!" Qin Xiaoxian pointed to the phone in his hand, feeling very excited.

"Just post the quilt, just to create momentum for the show, wash up and sleep." Qu Xiaoyun didn't watch it at all, took a breath, and lay down again.

"The list of opponents is out, let's see who they are!" Qin Xiaoxian said with an emphasis.

"what?"

As soon as he heard the name list, Qu Xiaoyun immediately sat up, snatched the phone away, looked intently, and was attracted by the first photo of Jiugongge.

In the photo, there is a man and a woman. There are not many men and women who talk about cross talk. They are the "equation cross talk" (a pseudonym) couple who used to boast.

This Qu Xiaoyun was very impressive. The couple had high education. After hearing the cross talk twice on stage in the past few years, they felt that they were great.

To use a metaphor to describe it, it's like a talk show.

Talk shows existed in the part of stand-up comics 100 years ago. I can’t just tell you about "Jigong" and "Three Kingdoms". Before the story starts, there must be a part of the story. The weather is good today. Yesterday I told my classmates What, what, wow, everyone laughed and talked for 10 minutes, and entered today's story amidst the audience's laughter.

Is the previous paragraph a talk show?

Obviously it is a talk show, but stand-up comedy has acting skills.Give you a text, and you stand up and say, you can say that you are a talk show actor, a cross talk artist (not a fancier). If you want, everyone is a talk show actor, and a talk show actor can't be a cross talk artist.

The cross talk business did not become famous overnight. Master Guo Degang learned storytelling at the age of seven, and cross talk at the age of nine. It is not so easy.

I started learning at the age of seven, and I didn’t succeed until I was in my 40s. Why do you succeed after finishing college, just because of the phrase “love cross talk”, is it unreasonable?
The cross talk business is easy to fake, and if you make the audience amused by saying a few words, you can call yourself a cross talk talk talker.

Unlike martial artists in Peking Opera, there are three tables at the door, and you will put on your boots, tie them on, and turn up and down. No one dares to pretend to be afraid of falling to your death.

To respect traditional art, because it is not so easy to come by.

Qu Xiaoyun watched that episode, saw the man pointing fingers at Master, if he was there, he would go up and beat him up.

But seeing that he couldn't speak well of Master, and was so angry that he wanted to stomp his feet and curse the street on the stage, he thought it was funny.

Master Guo Degang has traveled through wind and rain for dozens of years, and his mouth can be said to be the strongest king. In his autobiography "Just Lived Well", there are several pages of slanderous quotations, and it is too presumptuous to talk to him.

It's especially good to change one of the sentences to use it to hate them-when I scold the street, you cross the threshold and still rub your ass!

Qu Xiaoyun felt a lot more energetic this time. Looking carefully, he saw that there was a play button on the photo. It turned out to be a nine-square video.

Click to take a look.

The couple looked arrogant and shouted to the camera:

"We are here for the "National Crosstalk Contest". The competition is a hard standard for measuring strength. We believe in the professionalism and fairness of the judges this time, because this competition has audience scores. We believe in the audience's eyes. Our formula crosstalk this time It will definitely change the current cross talk situation and set off a new wave, and the No.1 in this competition is definitely ours!"

After speaking, they fit together in front of the camera and compared their hearts.

"Good guy, I'm really not afraid that the wind will flash his tongue..." Qu Xiaoyun was so entertained, like watching a clown, he didn't take them seriously at all.

The second one is Lu Xin and Yu Hao. The content of the promotional video they recorded is very modest.

Master Guo Degang liked the two of them very much. He had tactfully invited them three times on the show, hoping that they could join the Deyun Club.

Their high EQ answers left a deep impression on Qu Xiaoyun—you have to think that one day, there is a place that we are worth using, and we will do our best with just one call from you.

The two of them are talents recognized by the master, and this will be a big opponent on the road of competition. The competition must not be taken lightly...

(End of this chapter)