Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 157 Calling Crazy, Qu Xiaoyun Playing Bad
"Please go to the new destination, the one who arrives first can choose the order of appearance first!"

After listening to the director's call, Zhou Jiuliang was stunned: "Do you still have to ride a bicycle?"

"Good guys, you guys came here by bicycle?" Zhang Helun asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

Yang Jiulang was very sympathetic after hearing this: "It's too difficult for you, please take our car and go, don't turn around and stand still for the performance."

"Great, I love you!" Zhou Jiuliang excitedly grabbed Yang Jiulang's arm.

The four of them left the theater and set off by car.

After getting on the bus, I received information about the destination. It was a hotel. Master had prepared delicious food and was waiting for everyone to come.

As soon as they heard "Food", Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang's stomach growled loudly. This ride was too exhausting, and they also drank a pot of Pu'er in Sanqing Garden. Hungry now.

Huguang Guild Hall is the closest to the hotel, followed by the overpass, and the farthest is Sanqing Garden. When they arrive, the brothers and sisters will have already arrived.

"Master!"

"uncle!"

"Hey, sit down!"

The four of them entered the box and greeted the master and uncle.

A large table of delicious delicacies, everyone has already eaten, if you slow down, you will really have to lick the bottom of the plate.

Guo Degang put down his chopsticks and asked, "How many of you came together? How did you assign the team?"

Zhang Helun replied: "I'm in a team with Yang Jiulang, and Qu Xiaoyun is in a team with Zhou Jiuliang."

Guo Degang nodded, and explained: "Since you are here together, you can decide the order of the performance, now there is a lack of the opening and the second."

The opening performance is relatively difficult, because the audience has not yet entered the state, and it is easy to be thankless.

The four discussed it, and Zhang Helun stepped forward, patted his chest: "We have decided, the four of us belong to me, and the word "he" is the biggest. Yang Jiulang and I will start the show, and take care of the younger brother!"

"Sure, Zhang Helun, I like your approach!" Luan Dangdang praised with a thumbs up.

After being seated, wait for everyone to eat for a while.

Guo Degang suggested with a smile: "Let's make a small game. You take out your personal mobile phones and set them to ringing mode so that we can all hear them. After you are done, put them on the mobile phone holder on the table. Not on the shelf in front of you, but on the shelf in front of others, understand?"

"what?"

Although the brothers were reluctant, they still listened to the master's words and obeyed obediently.

After watching everyone follow suit.

Guo Degang continued: "Now, you pick up other people's mobile phones to post a Moments, and post the content casually. When a friend calls, you have to ask if they will come tomorrow!"

"What do you mean?" Zhang Helun didn't understand.

Guo Degang explained: "It means to invite someone to come to the show tomorrow, but you can't directly tell him to watch the show. If you want to ask him if he will come tomorrow, if he wants to say, the invitation will be considered successful, understand?"

"understood."

The brothers nodded.

Guo Degang pointed to Yu Qian who was beside him: "Time is limited to your uncle. When your uncle stands up and says I'm full, let's count the time as over, okay?"

As soon as the voice fell, Yu Qian was very cooperative, put down his chopsticks immediately, and said with a smile: "I..."

Guo Degang hurriedly stopped him: "Don't be so fast!"

Uncle Qian's fury made everyone laugh.

After the joke was over, the brothers also picked up other people's mobile phones to operate as the master said.

Qu Xiaoyun picked up Zhang Helun's cell phone and found a lock screen password: "Brother Lun, what is your unlock password?"

"I love you and you love me!" Zhang Helun blurted out.

After listening to the music, Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help teasing: "Good guy, Brother Lun, you are worthy of the nickname 'Deyun Dayoutian' given to you by your fans. Your password is quite greasy!"

Zhang Helun didn't take it seriously, and showed Qu Xiaoyun his affection: "You don't even have a girlfriend, how do you know the romance of a married man!"

"Haha, yes, Helun!" The brothers laughed at Zhang Helun's greasy appearance.

"The sour smell of love!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a helpless smile, unlocked the phone, first took a photo of Master and the uncle, and then edited the text with a smirk—the omnipotent circle of friends, just now with Xiaoguo and Yuyu The restaurant is drunk and has no money to pay the bill. Quickly transfer the money to me, or I will run away and leave them to clean the dishes.

send……

Zhang Helun also sent Qu Xiaoyun a circle of friends - transfer 1 yuan to me, and I will tell you a way to get rich, limited to the top five.

After posting, he gave Qu Xiaoyun a look: "Just say that I'm not for you! I'll tell you if you get rich!"

"..."

Half a minute later, Zhang Helun's phone rang.

"I'll go, my wife called, what did you send?" Zhang Helun's eyes widened in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and told the truth.

"Xiaoyun, you are too ruthless, Zhang Helun, wait to be scolded!" Shaobing looked like watching the excitement is not a big deal.

Under the expectant eyes of everyone, Zhang Helun answered the phone tremblingly.

"Hello... Mistress!" The voice began to tremble.

"You're too polite, Xiaoguo and Xiaoyu, why don't you call me Xiaowang?" Wang Hui's tone was hidden in a smile.

"Xiao Wang, it's not Mistress...Pfft! I was wrong, Mistress..." Zhang Helun slapped his mouth for his slip of the tongue.

"Hahaha!!!"

The brothers and sisters couldn't be happier, they really deserved to be the king of the grave.

"Zhang Helun! You..."

Good guy, Wang Hui is swearing all over the street.

"Muffle the sound, this silence!" Luan Dangdang said to the director team with a smile.

In the end, Zhang Helun was scolded severely.

Covering his face, Zhang Helun was about to cry, and said aggrievedly, "Qu Xiaoyun, you can do it, you've already taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!"

"Hahaha~~"

While talking, the phone rang again.

This time it was Qu Xiaoyun's call, and it was his buddy.

Zhang Helun was overjoyed: "The retribution came too fast. After collecting the money, let me see how you make it up!"

On the other end of the phone: "Hey, I've finished transferring the money to you, please tell me the method!"

"kindness……"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a moment, then came up with an idea, and replied with a smile: "You need to go back to 1996, go to Hangzhou to find a young man named Ma Yun, invite him to dinner, invite him to drink, ask him for help, and you will get rich! "

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter in the private room.

The other end of the phone asked patiently: "Then how do I go back to 1996?"

Mention crossing.

Qu Xiaoyun instantly thought of Master Xing's "Shanghai Bund Gambler", and replied with a smile: "If you are like this, come to me tomorrow. I have already gathered the five masters of Zhongnanhai. How about asking them to work together for you and send you back to 1996?"

The other end of the phone shouted angrily: "Come on? I'll fuck you! Rxx, refund the money!!!"

"Beep beep beep~~" busy tone.

"Hahaha!!!"

"Xiao Yun, I really have you, you are too bad!!!"

……

(End of this chapter)