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Chapter 169 If You Don't Move, I'll Be Excited!
Chapter 169 If You Don't Move, I'll Be Excited!
"Dong dong dong..."
There was a knock on the door.
Zhou Shuyi carried two big bags of snacks, knocked on the door and shouted, "Open the door, open the door! I'm back! Your old father, I'm back!!!"
"..."
I thought it was raining, but she made me speechless.
Qu Xiaoyun shivered, strode over and opened the door.
Zhou Shuyi couldn't wait to get in. After putting two big bags of snacks on the ground, she took off her coat briskly, stretched herself, and then sat down on the sofa. The old sofa was crushed and her back collapsed. There was a crunching spring sound: "Snacks, snacks!!!"
"Hey……"
Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and helplessly took out a bag of potato chips from the bag, shaking it in front of her eyes: "Want to eat it?"
Zhou Shuyi blinked her big eyes, pouted, and stretched out her hand: "I want to eat!"
Qu Xiaoyun glanced at her, hid the potato chips behind his back, pointed to the bathroom and said, "If you want to eat, wash your hands first!"
Zhou Shuyi suddenly closed her eyes, her body went limp, and she collapsed on the sofa, saying weakly, "No, I'm sealed by the sofa, I can't move, go and get a sterilizing wipe for me. I……"
This is raising a daughter...
"You are so lazy!!!"
Qu Xiaoyun couldn't take it anymore, put down the potato chips, walked to her side, and patted her arm: "Get up!"
Zhou Shuyi still had her eyes closed, motionless.
"it is good!"
Seeing her pretending to be dead, Qu Xiaoyun was annoyed and at a loss. After pondering for a moment, he came up with an idea, and in an instant, he possessed a playful spirit. He rubbed his hands with a smirk, and said to her like an idiot: "If you move No more, I'm so excited!"
"Hey, don't mess around!"
Zhou Shuyi immediately released the seal, jumped up from the sofa, and covered her chest.
Qu Xiaoyun glanced at her, and said with disdain: "There is nothing to protect, go and wash your hands!"
"..."
As soon as the voice fell, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became frozen.
After about ten seconds of non-still frame.
"Hey hey hey!"
Zhou Shuyi squinted her eyes and raised the corners of her mouth slightly. There was no smile on her face, only contempt and anger.
"You fucking meow looking for death!!!" With one move, the vicious cat pounced on the food.
"Hey, I was wrong..."
2 minutes later.
Qu Xiaoyun sat slumped on the sofa, his eyes glazed over, his fixed back became messy, and there were a few bright red scratches on his neck and arms.
This is a cat...
Zhou Shuyi washed her hands with shredded meat, walked to Qu Xiaoyun's side with a smile, wiped her wet hands on his vest, took out a bag of potato chips with great satisfaction, and tore open the bag with her mouth, relishing the taste Sitting on the sofa and eating, he pressed the play button on the remote.
"Have you seen this movie?" Zhou Shuyi handed over the potato chips.
"Um……"
Qu Xiaoyun had already been captured, took the potato chips obediently, and nodded in response: "The movie "My Sassy Girl" used to be very popular, it was a movie that entered the domestic market, and it created a wave of savage girls. , I remember that all the female students in the class were taken away after watching it. Have you seen this movie?"
Zhou Shuyi nodded: "I've seen it twice, today it's the third time!"
Although I have seen them all, I am still amused by the first half of the movie when I revisit it.
"Hahaha~~"
When encountering particularly funny places, Zhou Shuyi would beat Qu Xiaoyun's arm while laughing.
"Fortunately, I have muscle body protection..."
Qu Xiaoyun clutched his arm with a look of disgust.
"First, don't try to make her gentle."
"Second, don't let her drink more than three glasses of wine, otherwise she will hit everyone."
"Third, you must drink coffee in cafes, not cola or orange juice."
"Fourth, if she wants to hit you, you must pretend that it hurts. If it really hurts, then pretend it's okay."
"fifth,……"
In the movie, when the male protagonist, Niu Niu, uttered ten classic lines, Zhou Shuyi's eye circles suddenly turned rosy.
Obviously I couldn't laugh just now...
It looks like it really went in.
Qu Xiaoyun had no choice but to pull out a tissue from the table, leaned over it, and handed it to her.
"So touching!"
Zhou Shuyi wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, leaned lightly on Qu Xiaoyun's shoulder, and continued to watch.
The faint smell of perfume surrounds the tip of the nose, so how can I be in the mood to watch a movie.
The more Qu Xiaoyun watched the movie, the more parched his mouth became, and he had no place to put his hands, because his back was not completely attached to the sofa, so he moved his hands and slowly climbed onto the sofa behind him.
Taking a sneak peek, she saw that she was watching the movie seriously, defenseless.
Qu Xiaoyun felt that his heartbeat would speed up, and his Adam's apple floated unconsciously. After some mental struggle, he put his eager arm on her shoulder.
Hey!
She didn't respond!
The shoulders are soft~~
Qu Xiaoyun was so beautiful in his heart, he suppressed a smile, his mouth almost grinned to the ears.
10 minutes passed, and I gradually became a little dissatisfied.
If the arm slides down and hugs the slender waist, it will feel better.
Qu Xiaoyun was thinking about beautiful things.
Zhou Shuyi spoke suddenly, but she was still lying in her arms: "Which part of this movie do you like best?"
From the moment she leaned on his shoulder, Qu Xiaoyun didn't watch movies much, and he was only thinking about some honest things, so he was really taken aback by the question.
But fortunately, I have seen this movie before, and I remember the plot.
Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment, and then expressed his opinion: "My favorite part is the part where the cow sneaks into the girl's school and gives flowers to the music class. "Background music, very romantic!"
"Well, I like that part too."
Zhou Shuyi nodded lightly, and then asked: "The hostess asked the hostess when he thinks girls are the most beautiful, and the hostess said when he played the piano, and the hostess asked the hostess when boys are the most handsome, and the hostess said when she gave her roses. Right?"
"Yes." Qu Xiaoyun affirmed.
Zhou Shuyi blushed suddenly, and asked shyly, "Then...then when do you think I am the most beautiful?"
"I……"
Qu Xiaoyun was stunned by this sudden question, and if he couldn’t answer well, he would send a proposition. After thinking for a while, he smiled and replied with a strong desire to survive: "In my eyes, you are the most beautiful and beautiful at any time. Yes, no matter makeup or bare makeup..."
"Hey, your answer is so greasy~~"
Zhou Shuyi interrupted him, obviously dissatisfied with this perfunctory answer: "No, you have to say something!"
"..."
Qu Xiaoyun was silent for a moment, and simply played a rogue and threw the question back, first listen to how she answered, and find inspiration: "Yes, but I have answered you just now, it is up to you to answer my question Now, when do you think I'm the most handsome?"
"All right……"
Zhou Shuyi covered her hot face with her hands, and replied very shyly, "I think you are the most handsome when you play the guitar and sing! It's your turn..."
"I……"
Is this a confession to yourself?
Qu Xiaoyun blushed, his mind went blank, and blurted out: "I think you are the most beautiful when you are not talking!"
"I rely on!!!!"
……
(End of this chapter)
"Dong dong dong..."
There was a knock on the door.
Zhou Shuyi carried two big bags of snacks, knocked on the door and shouted, "Open the door, open the door! I'm back! Your old father, I'm back!!!"
"..."
I thought it was raining, but she made me speechless.
Qu Xiaoyun shivered, strode over and opened the door.
Zhou Shuyi couldn't wait to get in. After putting two big bags of snacks on the ground, she took off her coat briskly, stretched herself, and then sat down on the sofa. The old sofa was crushed and her back collapsed. There was a crunching spring sound: "Snacks, snacks!!!"
"Hey……"
Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and helplessly took out a bag of potato chips from the bag, shaking it in front of her eyes: "Want to eat it?"
Zhou Shuyi blinked her big eyes, pouted, and stretched out her hand: "I want to eat!"
Qu Xiaoyun glanced at her, hid the potato chips behind his back, pointed to the bathroom and said, "If you want to eat, wash your hands first!"
Zhou Shuyi suddenly closed her eyes, her body went limp, and she collapsed on the sofa, saying weakly, "No, I'm sealed by the sofa, I can't move, go and get a sterilizing wipe for me. I……"
This is raising a daughter...
"You are so lazy!!!"
Qu Xiaoyun couldn't take it anymore, put down the potato chips, walked to her side, and patted her arm: "Get up!"
Zhou Shuyi still had her eyes closed, motionless.
"it is good!"
Seeing her pretending to be dead, Qu Xiaoyun was annoyed and at a loss. After pondering for a moment, he came up with an idea, and in an instant, he possessed a playful spirit. He rubbed his hands with a smirk, and said to her like an idiot: "If you move No more, I'm so excited!"
"Hey, don't mess around!"
Zhou Shuyi immediately released the seal, jumped up from the sofa, and covered her chest.
Qu Xiaoyun glanced at her, and said with disdain: "There is nothing to protect, go and wash your hands!"
"..."
As soon as the voice fell, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became frozen.
After about ten seconds of non-still frame.
"Hey hey hey!"
Zhou Shuyi squinted her eyes and raised the corners of her mouth slightly. There was no smile on her face, only contempt and anger.
"You fucking meow looking for death!!!" With one move, the vicious cat pounced on the food.
"Hey, I was wrong..."
2 minutes later.
Qu Xiaoyun sat slumped on the sofa, his eyes glazed over, his fixed back became messy, and there were a few bright red scratches on his neck and arms.
This is a cat...
Zhou Shuyi washed her hands with shredded meat, walked to Qu Xiaoyun's side with a smile, wiped her wet hands on his vest, took out a bag of potato chips with great satisfaction, and tore open the bag with her mouth, relishing the taste Sitting on the sofa and eating, he pressed the play button on the remote.
"Have you seen this movie?" Zhou Shuyi handed over the potato chips.
"Um……"
Qu Xiaoyun had already been captured, took the potato chips obediently, and nodded in response: "The movie "My Sassy Girl" used to be very popular, it was a movie that entered the domestic market, and it created a wave of savage girls. , I remember that all the female students in the class were taken away after watching it. Have you seen this movie?"
Zhou Shuyi nodded: "I've seen it twice, today it's the third time!"
Although I have seen them all, I am still amused by the first half of the movie when I revisit it.
"Hahaha~~"
When encountering particularly funny places, Zhou Shuyi would beat Qu Xiaoyun's arm while laughing.
"Fortunately, I have muscle body protection..."
Qu Xiaoyun clutched his arm with a look of disgust.
"First, don't try to make her gentle."
"Second, don't let her drink more than three glasses of wine, otherwise she will hit everyone."
"Third, you must drink coffee in cafes, not cola or orange juice."
"Fourth, if she wants to hit you, you must pretend that it hurts. If it really hurts, then pretend it's okay."
"fifth,……"
In the movie, when the male protagonist, Niu Niu, uttered ten classic lines, Zhou Shuyi's eye circles suddenly turned rosy.
Obviously I couldn't laugh just now...
It looks like it really went in.
Qu Xiaoyun had no choice but to pull out a tissue from the table, leaned over it, and handed it to her.
"So touching!"
Zhou Shuyi wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, leaned lightly on Qu Xiaoyun's shoulder, and continued to watch.
The faint smell of perfume surrounds the tip of the nose, so how can I be in the mood to watch a movie.
The more Qu Xiaoyun watched the movie, the more parched his mouth became, and he had no place to put his hands, because his back was not completely attached to the sofa, so he moved his hands and slowly climbed onto the sofa behind him.
Taking a sneak peek, she saw that she was watching the movie seriously, defenseless.
Qu Xiaoyun felt that his heartbeat would speed up, and his Adam's apple floated unconsciously. After some mental struggle, he put his eager arm on her shoulder.
Hey!
She didn't respond!
The shoulders are soft~~
Qu Xiaoyun was so beautiful in his heart, he suppressed a smile, his mouth almost grinned to the ears.
10 minutes passed, and I gradually became a little dissatisfied.
If the arm slides down and hugs the slender waist, it will feel better.
Qu Xiaoyun was thinking about beautiful things.
Zhou Shuyi spoke suddenly, but she was still lying in her arms: "Which part of this movie do you like best?"
From the moment she leaned on his shoulder, Qu Xiaoyun didn't watch movies much, and he was only thinking about some honest things, so he was really taken aback by the question.
But fortunately, I have seen this movie before, and I remember the plot.
Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment, and then expressed his opinion: "My favorite part is the part where the cow sneaks into the girl's school and gives flowers to the music class. "Background music, very romantic!"
"Well, I like that part too."
Zhou Shuyi nodded lightly, and then asked: "The hostess asked the hostess when he thinks girls are the most beautiful, and the hostess said when he played the piano, and the hostess asked the hostess when boys are the most handsome, and the hostess said when she gave her roses. Right?"
"Yes." Qu Xiaoyun affirmed.
Zhou Shuyi blushed suddenly, and asked shyly, "Then...then when do you think I am the most beautiful?"
"I……"
Qu Xiaoyun was stunned by this sudden question, and if he couldn’t answer well, he would send a proposition. After thinking for a while, he smiled and replied with a strong desire to survive: "In my eyes, you are the most beautiful and beautiful at any time. Yes, no matter makeup or bare makeup..."
"Hey, your answer is so greasy~~"
Zhou Shuyi interrupted him, obviously dissatisfied with this perfunctory answer: "No, you have to say something!"
"..."
Qu Xiaoyun was silent for a moment, and simply played a rogue and threw the question back, first listen to how she answered, and find inspiration: "Yes, but I have answered you just now, it is up to you to answer my question Now, when do you think I'm the most handsome?"
"All right……"
Zhou Shuyi covered her hot face with her hands, and replied very shyly, "I think you are the most handsome when you play the guitar and sing! It's your turn..."
"I……"
Is this a confession to yourself?
Qu Xiaoyun blushed, his mind went blank, and blurted out: "I think you are the most beautiful when you are not talking!"
"I rely on!!!!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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