Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund
Chapter 184 When Are You in Jinmen Chapter 1
Chapter 184 You Are No. [-] in Jinmen
Shaobing was ashamed, covered her face and cried, "I'm ashamed to face people, I'm leaving!" After speaking, he got up and was about to leave.
"Cake, don't go!"
Guo Degang stopped him with a smile: "Okay, you are already very handsome in this appearance, how about this, let you choose one of these compartments first!"
"Thank you, Master, you are still good to me!" After Shaobing thanked, he chose a cubicle and walked in.
Yu Qian pointed out: "Xiaoyun, Xiaoxian, you two should choose one too!"
"Okay, thank you sir!"
After the two finished their selection, the camera switched again.
The next one is Zhang Helun, the "spokesperson for miserable characters". He is wearing a martial arts outfit today. His announcement for the second season is——I hope that the worst person in this season is not me!
Push open the double doors, and people arrive before they come.
"The years flow by in a small town, clear courage."
"The washed memories, I remember you living proudly."
"Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo, Huo Jiaquan's routine moves are flexible..."
Zhang Helun walked in with one hand behind his back.
He didn't talk to him, looked at the ceiling, and flicked his front to show his face.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at each other, and exclaimed: "Good guy, all the people who came today are master-level figures..."
Zhang Helun put on a show, and said with a serious face: "Some people say that I have won 38 games in a row, and there is no opponent in Jinmen, but I think that if I want to become the real No. One, there is one more thing to do!"
"Crane Lun is fine, act like that!"
Yu Qian was amused, smiled and praised: "What is it?"
Zhang Helun made a gesture with his fingers: "This thing is to win today's game and be the captain of the second season of "Deyun Fighting Laughter Society"!"
Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "Hahaha, they made their debut today, and they have worked hard on their looks. Zhang Helun, I like you!"
"I'm also optimistic about myself!" Zhang Helun was praised, and immediately broke his merits, as if he was about to bite someone with joy.
Guo Degang pointed to the cubicle: "Go, choose a cubicle and go in!"
"Got it!"
Just when Zhang Helun was about to enter the cubicle, Xiao Yueyue stopped him: "Master Zhang, are you number one in Jinmen?"
Zhang Helun patted his chest with a smile: "Just today!"
after that.
The brothers and sisters entered the arena one after another and issued a declaration. After greeting the master and the uncle, they entered the cubicles one by one.
The arrangement between the compartments is circular, and the middle is connected by a conveyor belt.
After everything is arranged.
Guo Degang said to the camera: "Okay, it's getting late, there are not many people, the chickens don't crow, the dogs don't bite, the hard-hitting guy can't sing, the hot pot can't be a kang, Xiaoyue Yue, should we do something serious?"
"That's right, it's time to work!" Xiao Yueyue nodded.
"Our second season of "Deyun Douxiaoshe" has officially started!" Yu Qian said with a smile.
"Great!"
Guo Degang picked up the envelope on the table and introduced the rules to everyone: "Compared to the previous season, the competition in our "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" is more intense this season!"
Yu Qian smiled and continued: "It's quite intense, I picked two words at the beginning!"
"Hahaha~~"
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Of the fourteen of us, only eight can have the right to start, and who can enter the starting lineup in the end is determined by the captain. fate!"
"As for how this captain got here, it depends on your performance in the first period. Whoever performs better in the first period will have the opportunity to become the captain!"
"To sum up, we only play team battles this season. Of the 14 players, only 8 can enter the starting lineup, and the remaining 6 will be benched. After the captains of both sides select the starting lineup, there will be 4 vs. 4 team battles. The losing team will enter the bench at the bottom, win two out of three games, and disband immediately after losing two games, and the team that wins in the end will be awarded the title of Steel Boy!"
"This is composed of four thunders. The meaning is very obvious. I hope you can be as loud as thunder. One thunder is already shocking the sky. The effect of four thunders together can be imagined!"
Yu Qian continued with a smile: "Four thunders together, the audience will definitely be knocked down by them!"
"Go! Don't listen to your uncle talking nonsense!"
"Hahaha~~"
Who wants to sit on the bench, the brothers are all thinking about their plans in the cubicle.
Guo Degang gave everyone some time to react, and he probably understood almost everything, and continued to explain: "Today our recording location is in Jinmen, and when it comes to Jinmen, we have to mention big cakes. The task is related to the cake!"
"The name of this game is long-short game. Less is more, and more is less. The cakes will be distributed randomly. At the end, if the number of people who got the cakes is less than seven, the three people who got the least cakes will win. Count, there are 14 people in total now, after a while Xiao Yueyue will cut the cakes and put them on the conveyor belt, you can decide for yourself whether to take the cakes or not!"
After finishing speaking, Guo Degang emphasized another sentence: "Everyone, let's take the cakes, but no one can waste them. Get as much as you eat!"
Yu Qian added with a smile: "In the past, Mr. Guo's long-haired steamed buns were eaten by Xiaoyue. You can handle it yourself!"
Guo Degang looked at Xiao Yueyue, and joked: "Eat what you eat to make up for it, long hair!"
"Hahaha~~"
The reason for emphasizing this point is to use the program to set an example for the audience and not to waste food.
After the laughter.
Xiao Yueyue put the cakes on a plate and began to distribute them on the conveyor belt.
Qu Xiaoyun sat in the cubicle, thinking about tactics after listening to the rules.
If there are less than seven people who take the loaves, the three who take the most loaves win.
If more than seven people took the loaves, the three who took the fewest loaves won.
Obviously, the first method has a higher probability of winning, so he decided his tactic is to take as much cake as he can, how beautiful it is to be the captain!
Qu Xiaoyun silently took out a bag of pickled mustard from his pocket. He read the opening remarks of the show as a storyteller. The opening remarks were all recorded in advance, so he knew the general theme of the show in advance, knowing that the theme was cakes, so he was prepared I brought a pack of mustard, just in case.
However, what he didn't expect was that "Deyun Xinyi Brother" has a privilege at the beginning. Not only is he the first to come in at the beginning, but the cakes are also distributed from Xiaomeng's conveyor belt...
As a "virtuous person", Xiaomeng naturally thought of everything that others could think of.
As soon as Xiao Yueyue put the biscuits on the conveyor belt, Meng Hetang took the pan away. He eats and then takes, chooses the amount to consume, and drinks the sponsor's drink when he chokes.
The other seniors were all stunned—good guy, where is the pancake?
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all teased by Xiao Meng.
The biscuit couldn't bear it anymore, and complained: "Who is so wicked, keep a bite!"
When Qu Xiaoyun heard Brother Bing's complaints, he probably knew it. Seeing that there was no cake to eat, he simply put his bag of pickled mustard on the conveyor belt with a smirk.
……
(End of this chapter)
Shaobing was ashamed, covered her face and cried, "I'm ashamed to face people, I'm leaving!" After speaking, he got up and was about to leave.
"Cake, don't go!"
Guo Degang stopped him with a smile: "Okay, you are already very handsome in this appearance, how about this, let you choose one of these compartments first!"
"Thank you, Master, you are still good to me!" After Shaobing thanked, he chose a cubicle and walked in.
Yu Qian pointed out: "Xiaoyun, Xiaoxian, you two should choose one too!"
"Okay, thank you sir!"
After the two finished their selection, the camera switched again.
The next one is Zhang Helun, the "spokesperson for miserable characters". He is wearing a martial arts outfit today. His announcement for the second season is——I hope that the worst person in this season is not me!
Push open the double doors, and people arrive before they come.
"The years flow by in a small town, clear courage."
"The washed memories, I remember you living proudly."
"Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo, Huo Jiaquan's routine moves are flexible..."
Zhang Helun walked in with one hand behind his back.
He didn't talk to him, looked at the ceiling, and flicked his front to show his face.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at each other, and exclaimed: "Good guy, all the people who came today are master-level figures..."
Zhang Helun put on a show, and said with a serious face: "Some people say that I have won 38 games in a row, and there is no opponent in Jinmen, but I think that if I want to become the real No. One, there is one more thing to do!"
"Crane Lun is fine, act like that!"
Yu Qian was amused, smiled and praised: "What is it?"
Zhang Helun made a gesture with his fingers: "This thing is to win today's game and be the captain of the second season of "Deyun Fighting Laughter Society"!"
Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "Hahaha, they made their debut today, and they have worked hard on their looks. Zhang Helun, I like you!"
"I'm also optimistic about myself!" Zhang Helun was praised, and immediately broke his merits, as if he was about to bite someone with joy.
Guo Degang pointed to the cubicle: "Go, choose a cubicle and go in!"
"Got it!"
Just when Zhang Helun was about to enter the cubicle, Xiao Yueyue stopped him: "Master Zhang, are you number one in Jinmen?"
Zhang Helun patted his chest with a smile: "Just today!"
after that.
The brothers and sisters entered the arena one after another and issued a declaration. After greeting the master and the uncle, they entered the cubicles one by one.
The arrangement between the compartments is circular, and the middle is connected by a conveyor belt.
After everything is arranged.
Guo Degang said to the camera: "Okay, it's getting late, there are not many people, the chickens don't crow, the dogs don't bite, the hard-hitting guy can't sing, the hot pot can't be a kang, Xiaoyue Yue, should we do something serious?"
"That's right, it's time to work!" Xiao Yueyue nodded.
"Our second season of "Deyun Douxiaoshe" has officially started!" Yu Qian said with a smile.
"Great!"
Guo Degang picked up the envelope on the table and introduced the rules to everyone: "Compared to the previous season, the competition in our "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" is more intense this season!"
Yu Qian smiled and continued: "It's quite intense, I picked two words at the beginning!"
"Hahaha~~"
Guo Degang said with a smile: "Of the fourteen of us, only eight can have the right to start, and who can enter the starting lineup in the end is determined by the captain. fate!"
"As for how this captain got here, it depends on your performance in the first period. Whoever performs better in the first period will have the opportunity to become the captain!"
"To sum up, we only play team battles this season. Of the 14 players, only 8 can enter the starting lineup, and the remaining 6 will be benched. After the captains of both sides select the starting lineup, there will be 4 vs. 4 team battles. The losing team will enter the bench at the bottom, win two out of three games, and disband immediately after losing two games, and the team that wins in the end will be awarded the title of Steel Boy!"
"This is composed of four thunders. The meaning is very obvious. I hope you can be as loud as thunder. One thunder is already shocking the sky. The effect of four thunders together can be imagined!"
Yu Qian continued with a smile: "Four thunders together, the audience will definitely be knocked down by them!"
"Go! Don't listen to your uncle talking nonsense!"
"Hahaha~~"
Who wants to sit on the bench, the brothers are all thinking about their plans in the cubicle.
Guo Degang gave everyone some time to react, and he probably understood almost everything, and continued to explain: "Today our recording location is in Jinmen, and when it comes to Jinmen, we have to mention big cakes. The task is related to the cake!"
"The name of this game is long-short game. Less is more, and more is less. The cakes will be distributed randomly. At the end, if the number of people who got the cakes is less than seven, the three people who got the least cakes will win. Count, there are 14 people in total now, after a while Xiao Yueyue will cut the cakes and put them on the conveyor belt, you can decide for yourself whether to take the cakes or not!"
After finishing speaking, Guo Degang emphasized another sentence: "Everyone, let's take the cakes, but no one can waste them. Get as much as you eat!"
Yu Qian added with a smile: "In the past, Mr. Guo's long-haired steamed buns were eaten by Xiaoyue. You can handle it yourself!"
Guo Degang looked at Xiao Yueyue, and joked: "Eat what you eat to make up for it, long hair!"
"Hahaha~~"
The reason for emphasizing this point is to use the program to set an example for the audience and not to waste food.
After the laughter.
Xiao Yueyue put the cakes on a plate and began to distribute them on the conveyor belt.
Qu Xiaoyun sat in the cubicle, thinking about tactics after listening to the rules.
If there are less than seven people who take the loaves, the three who take the most loaves win.
If more than seven people took the loaves, the three who took the fewest loaves won.
Obviously, the first method has a higher probability of winning, so he decided his tactic is to take as much cake as he can, how beautiful it is to be the captain!
Qu Xiaoyun silently took out a bag of pickled mustard from his pocket. He read the opening remarks of the show as a storyteller. The opening remarks were all recorded in advance, so he knew the general theme of the show in advance, knowing that the theme was cakes, so he was prepared I brought a pack of mustard, just in case.
However, what he didn't expect was that "Deyun Xinyi Brother" has a privilege at the beginning. Not only is he the first to come in at the beginning, but the cakes are also distributed from Xiaomeng's conveyor belt...
As a "virtuous person", Xiaomeng naturally thought of everything that others could think of.
As soon as Xiao Yueyue put the biscuits on the conveyor belt, Meng Hetang took the pan away. He eats and then takes, chooses the amount to consume, and drinks the sponsor's drink when he chokes.
The other seniors were all stunned—good guy, where is the pancake?
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all teased by Xiao Meng.
The biscuit couldn't bear it anymore, and complained: "Who is so wicked, keep a bite!"
When Qu Xiaoyun heard Brother Bing's complaints, he probably knew it. Seeing that there was no cake to eat, he simply put his bag of pickled mustard on the conveyor belt with a smirk.
……
(End of this chapter)
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