Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund
Chapter 187 Headhunting Market
Chapter 187 Headhunting Market
"Hey!"
"This table should count as the same!"
After Shang Jiuxi suddenly realized, he frowned again and fell into deep thought.
2 minute has passed...
"If you beat me to death today, these are three things!" Shang Jiuxi patted the table firmly.
The messy staff couldn't hold back anymore, and the camera in their hands had already started to shake.
After observing the words and expressions, Shang Jiuxi asked angrily: "Are you staring and talking nonsense? Are you laughing at me?"
The staff member cleared his throat and said with a serious face: "No, Mr. Shang, you have to believe me, our recording staff are professionally trained, unless it is particularly funny, we will not laugh, please choose as soon as possible. "
"..."
"Forget it, forget it, I don't care how many, just choose from these three!"
After Shang Jiuxi finished speaking, he began to analyze: "Since it is for the convenience of team formation, no one will choose the table, because it is big and heavy. On the contrary, there must be many people who can choose the rolling pin because it is easy to hold. If you want to make Asanfei cakes, you should also You can’t use a rolling pin, right? A chopping board is useless, you can knead the dough directly on the table!”
The more Shang Jiuxi analyzed, the more he felt that he made sense, he patted the table and said, "I will choose the table!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Pfft, this fool, I laughed so hard!!!"
"This season's Deyun Club's characters are too difficult, even the staff are doing bad things, hahaha!!!"
The staff smiled and said, "Then please move the table away!"
"Come on, I'll fight for the ranking!" Shang Jiuxi rolled up his arms and sleeves, picked up the table and walked out, but got stuck in the middle of the revolving door, and it took a lot of effort to join the brothers.
"Hahaha~~"
"Jiuxi, why did you move a table!"
The brothers all burst out laughing, with a look of incomprehension.
Shang Jiuxi was stunned, and scanned the things around everyone, seeing that there was no one moving the table, he couldn't help asking with trembling lips: "Could it be... I put so much effort, isn't this table a prop? ..."
Hou Zhen smiled and nodded: "There is only one Zhang Helun left, you just expect him to take the chopping board, otherwise you won't be able to form a team!"
Shang Jiuxi collapsed instantly after hearing this, and collapsed on the moving table.
3 minute later.
The door opened, and under everyone's gaze, Zhang Helun appeared with a chopping board. His fellow apprentices swarmed up, and the miserable apprentice became a sweet potato in seconds, enjoying the one-stop service of pinching shoulders, beating legs, and pouring water.
"What's the situation?" Zhang Helun was stunned, but he liked this feeling very much.
Hou Zhen explained with a smile: "Your status is so great now, none of them form a team, because there is no cutting board, you have great power now, you can pick a team!"
"Thank you, Uncle Hou!"
Zhang Helun looked as if he was about to bite someone: "Hahaha, this is a bit of my duty, so I'm going to talk!" After speaking, he glanced around and saw Qin Xiaoxian crossing his legs, and walked over to him Putting his legs down: "I'm going to talk now, why don't I have a sitting position!"
Shaobing smiled and said in surprise: "Oh, Zhang Helun, now you even dare to kick a popular niche?"
Qin Xiaoxian understood, covered his legs and yelled in pain: "Oh, it hurts!"
"Where does it hurt?" Zhang Helun hesitated, and walked over to pinch his leg.
"Hahaha~~"
Zhang Helun's fickle face made everyone laugh.
After pinching his legs, Zhang Helun patted Qin Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "I want him, his baking pan is very practical!" After that, he chose Zhang Jiunan's water and Yan Hexiang's rolling pin.
This is how the IQ Team was established.
Shang Jiuxi rolled his eyes and made a request for a partner: "Brother Lun, take me with you. If there is no table, how tiring it is to squat on the ground!"
"Too."
Zhang Helun turned his head to greet Zhen: "Uncle Hou, can you bring Jiuxi along?"
Hou Zhen nodded: "Sure, Jiuxi is also your brother, give him a chance!"
"Thank you, Uncle Hou!"
"You five come with me!"
Hou Zhen took the team of five people to the place where the pancakes were made, and gave them the task of pancakes.
The rest followed the staff to a courtyard.
Qu Xiaoyun was first taken to a room. There was a row of massage beds in the empty room. There were many circular holes on the wall next to the massage beds. Yu Qian was pacing in the room in a white coat.
"Master!" Qu Xiaoyun greeted with a smile.
"Hey, let's buy and sell!"
Yu Qian was amused, and pointed to a row of massage beds and said, "Come on, just pick one and lie down on it!"
"Hey, get on the kang when you come..." Qu Xiaoyun lay down on one of the massage beds as instructed.
As soon as he got down, two men in black came over and tied his hands and feet to the massage table.
"What is this for?" Qu Xiaoyun was surprised.
Yu Qian pressed the button on the massage bed, and the bed on which Qu Xiaoyun was lying on his stomach stood up at an angle of 45 degrees.
Qu Xiaoyun looked at Uncle Qian cheerfully walking behind him with a fan, and couldn't help being vigilant: "Don't give me a 'poof' from behind, then I can't bear it..."
"You think too much!" Yu Qian winked at the two men in black, and the two men in black pushed the massage table and pushed Qu Xiaoyun's head into the circular hole.
Yu Qian suddenly changed his face. In order to show his vicious image, he came up with a passage from "The Confession in the Lobby": "How crooked the outside is, how crooked the inside is, the lobby doesn't grow sorghum, the second hall doesn't grow lentils, the shoes are ruined by running , Grandpa, I will buy it myself!"
Qu Xiaoyun shuddered, his hands and feet were bound and he couldn't move, thinking that this is because he didn't finish the game well enough to be tortured...
"Master, who messed with you just now?"
Shaobing heard something vaguely, rolled up his arms and sleeves and walked in quickly.
Yu Qian didn't speak, and turned his head to look at Qu Xiaoyun lying on the bed with a smile. His head was in the hole, and his body was exposed.
Shaobing didn't see who it was, and he came up with recklessness, and he didn't care too much, walked over and took off his shoes, and slapped Qu Xiaoyun's buttocks: "Let you fight with the uncle, I will let you You and the uncle are at odds!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Hahaha, Teacher Yu is too bad!!!"
"Is Shaobing intentionally avenging personal revenge? I feel sorry for Qu Xiaoyun for a second, haha!!!"
……
"Hey, it hurts!"
"Brother Cake, it's me!"
Qu Xiaoyun struggled and begged for mercy.
"Who do I care about you? Why are you messing with the uncle?" Shaobing took his shoe and asked again.
"I'm so wronged, the uncle said the words in "Su Sanqi Jie", how dare I fight with the uncle!" Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.
"Master, what do you think he is doing?" Shaobing turned around and asked.
Yu Qian finished watching the fun with a smile, and refused to admit it solemnly: "Who said he had sex with me, I think the meaning over there is to let you choose to lie down on the bed too!"
"Oh, brother, brother misunderstood you, I'll rub it for you!" Shaobing put down his shoes and apologized with a smile.
Yu Qian urged: "Quick, get down quickly, don't waste time!"
The man in black also tied up the biscuits and pushed them into the cave.
In the blink of an eye, the six eliminated were all pushed in by the man in black.
When the camera turned, four big red characters were written on the outside of the wall.
Headhunting market!
……
(End of this chapter)
"Hey!"
"This table should count as the same!"
After Shang Jiuxi suddenly realized, he frowned again and fell into deep thought.
2 minute has passed...
"If you beat me to death today, these are three things!" Shang Jiuxi patted the table firmly.
The messy staff couldn't hold back anymore, and the camera in their hands had already started to shake.
After observing the words and expressions, Shang Jiuxi asked angrily: "Are you staring and talking nonsense? Are you laughing at me?"
The staff member cleared his throat and said with a serious face: "No, Mr. Shang, you have to believe me, our recording staff are professionally trained, unless it is particularly funny, we will not laugh, please choose as soon as possible. "
"..."
"Forget it, forget it, I don't care how many, just choose from these three!"
After Shang Jiuxi finished speaking, he began to analyze: "Since it is for the convenience of team formation, no one will choose the table, because it is big and heavy. On the contrary, there must be many people who can choose the rolling pin because it is easy to hold. If you want to make Asanfei cakes, you should also You can’t use a rolling pin, right? A chopping board is useless, you can knead the dough directly on the table!”
The more Shang Jiuxi analyzed, the more he felt that he made sense, he patted the table and said, "I will choose the table!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Pfft, this fool, I laughed so hard!!!"
"This season's Deyun Club's characters are too difficult, even the staff are doing bad things, hahaha!!!"
The staff smiled and said, "Then please move the table away!"
"Come on, I'll fight for the ranking!" Shang Jiuxi rolled up his arms and sleeves, picked up the table and walked out, but got stuck in the middle of the revolving door, and it took a lot of effort to join the brothers.
"Hahaha~~"
"Jiuxi, why did you move a table!"
The brothers all burst out laughing, with a look of incomprehension.
Shang Jiuxi was stunned, and scanned the things around everyone, seeing that there was no one moving the table, he couldn't help asking with trembling lips: "Could it be... I put so much effort, isn't this table a prop? ..."
Hou Zhen smiled and nodded: "There is only one Zhang Helun left, you just expect him to take the chopping board, otherwise you won't be able to form a team!"
Shang Jiuxi collapsed instantly after hearing this, and collapsed on the moving table.
3 minute later.
The door opened, and under everyone's gaze, Zhang Helun appeared with a chopping board. His fellow apprentices swarmed up, and the miserable apprentice became a sweet potato in seconds, enjoying the one-stop service of pinching shoulders, beating legs, and pouring water.
"What's the situation?" Zhang Helun was stunned, but he liked this feeling very much.
Hou Zhen explained with a smile: "Your status is so great now, none of them form a team, because there is no cutting board, you have great power now, you can pick a team!"
"Thank you, Uncle Hou!"
Zhang Helun looked as if he was about to bite someone: "Hahaha, this is a bit of my duty, so I'm going to talk!" After speaking, he glanced around and saw Qin Xiaoxian crossing his legs, and walked over to him Putting his legs down: "I'm going to talk now, why don't I have a sitting position!"
Shaobing smiled and said in surprise: "Oh, Zhang Helun, now you even dare to kick a popular niche?"
Qin Xiaoxian understood, covered his legs and yelled in pain: "Oh, it hurts!"
"Where does it hurt?" Zhang Helun hesitated, and walked over to pinch his leg.
"Hahaha~~"
Zhang Helun's fickle face made everyone laugh.
After pinching his legs, Zhang Helun patted Qin Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "I want him, his baking pan is very practical!" After that, he chose Zhang Jiunan's water and Yan Hexiang's rolling pin.
This is how the IQ Team was established.
Shang Jiuxi rolled his eyes and made a request for a partner: "Brother Lun, take me with you. If there is no table, how tiring it is to squat on the ground!"
"Too."
Zhang Helun turned his head to greet Zhen: "Uncle Hou, can you bring Jiuxi along?"
Hou Zhen nodded: "Sure, Jiuxi is also your brother, give him a chance!"
"Thank you, Uncle Hou!"
"You five come with me!"
Hou Zhen took the team of five people to the place where the pancakes were made, and gave them the task of pancakes.
The rest followed the staff to a courtyard.
Qu Xiaoyun was first taken to a room. There was a row of massage beds in the empty room. There were many circular holes on the wall next to the massage beds. Yu Qian was pacing in the room in a white coat.
"Master!" Qu Xiaoyun greeted with a smile.
"Hey, let's buy and sell!"
Yu Qian was amused, and pointed to a row of massage beds and said, "Come on, just pick one and lie down on it!"
"Hey, get on the kang when you come..." Qu Xiaoyun lay down on one of the massage beds as instructed.
As soon as he got down, two men in black came over and tied his hands and feet to the massage table.
"What is this for?" Qu Xiaoyun was surprised.
Yu Qian pressed the button on the massage bed, and the bed on which Qu Xiaoyun was lying on his stomach stood up at an angle of 45 degrees.
Qu Xiaoyun looked at Uncle Qian cheerfully walking behind him with a fan, and couldn't help being vigilant: "Don't give me a 'poof' from behind, then I can't bear it..."
"You think too much!" Yu Qian winked at the two men in black, and the two men in black pushed the massage table and pushed Qu Xiaoyun's head into the circular hole.
Yu Qian suddenly changed his face. In order to show his vicious image, he came up with a passage from "The Confession in the Lobby": "How crooked the outside is, how crooked the inside is, the lobby doesn't grow sorghum, the second hall doesn't grow lentils, the shoes are ruined by running , Grandpa, I will buy it myself!"
Qu Xiaoyun shuddered, his hands and feet were bound and he couldn't move, thinking that this is because he didn't finish the game well enough to be tortured...
"Master, who messed with you just now?"
Shaobing heard something vaguely, rolled up his arms and sleeves and walked in quickly.
Yu Qian didn't speak, and turned his head to look at Qu Xiaoyun lying on the bed with a smile. His head was in the hole, and his body was exposed.
Shaobing didn't see who it was, and he came up with recklessness, and he didn't care too much, walked over and took off his shoes, and slapped Qu Xiaoyun's buttocks: "Let you fight with the uncle, I will let you You and the uncle are at odds!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Hahaha, Teacher Yu is too bad!!!"
"Is Shaobing intentionally avenging personal revenge? I feel sorry for Qu Xiaoyun for a second, haha!!!"
……
"Hey, it hurts!"
"Brother Cake, it's me!"
Qu Xiaoyun struggled and begged for mercy.
"Who do I care about you? Why are you messing with the uncle?" Shaobing took his shoe and asked again.
"I'm so wronged, the uncle said the words in "Su Sanqi Jie", how dare I fight with the uncle!" Qu Xiaoyun was speechless.
"Master, what do you think he is doing?" Shaobing turned around and asked.
Yu Qian finished watching the fun with a smile, and refused to admit it solemnly: "Who said he had sex with me, I think the meaning over there is to let you choose to lie down on the bed too!"
"Oh, brother, brother misunderstood you, I'll rub it for you!" Shaobing put down his shoes and apologized with a smile.
Yu Qian urged: "Quick, get down quickly, don't waste time!"
The man in black also tied up the biscuits and pushed them into the cave.
In the blink of an eye, the six eliminated were all pushed in by the man in black.
When the camera turned, four big red characters were written on the outside of the wall.
Headhunting market!
……
(End of this chapter)
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