Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 193

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I'm going to drive my big motorcycle to the streets!"

Shaobing looked disgusted and asked: "Do you really dare to go to the streets? Do you have a license?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, so I decided to get one, but when I got to the place where I got the license plate, they wouldn't do it for me, for fear that my car would break down and the parts would fall apart and hurt people!"

"Then it's really not suitable for you."

Qu Xiaoyun had an idea: "But it doesn't matter, I decided to ask someone to draw one!"

The audience in the audience chuckled.

"You are so brave, you are a fake document!" After hearing this, Shaobing curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed and touched his pocket: "It turned out that the license plate cost me 200 yuan, and my car is not that expensive!"

"You bought this motorcycle at the price of scrap metal, right?" Shaobing asked in surprise.

"Hahaha~~"

"This time I got my ID, I have to ride on the street!" After finishing speaking, Qu Xiaoyun imitated the sound of the motorcycle starting up: "Puff~Puff~~Puff!!!"

Shaobing looked disgusted and said: "Your motorcycle has a bad stomach!"

This oral technique is amazing, and the imitation is so vivid that the audience in the audience laughed so hard that many of them pinched their noses tightly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "My car burns soybean oil."

Shaobing nodded: "Slippery sausage!"

"happy!"

Shaobing pointed to the stage behind him: "You just care about your own happiness, you didn't look at the ground behind!"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his mouth, nonchalantly: "I don't care about that, ride a motorcycle to the street, get out of the way when it gets dark, and close your eyes!"

"Killer, this is it." Shaobing praised.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "But I was stopped by the traffic police not too far away."

"Back your back!"

"15 minutes I stopped."

"Why did you stop for so long?" Shaobing was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the difference, and continued: "I was parked next to the traffic policeman. He was very polite and told me two things. First, you are pressing my foot!"

"Just said that? Why didn't he cry out that it hurts?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The shoes are big!"

"Hahaha~~" bursts of laughter came from the audience.

"Just look at the shoes!" Shaobing said with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I asked him what was the second thing? He told me that he didn't tell me to stop, it was the traffic police at the intersection ahead!"

Shaobing had a look of disbelief: "Hey, I said stop for 15 minutes, so you have already passed the intersection?"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

Qu Xiaoyun made nine gestures: "I apologized to them, and I said to take them there, but they said - no, I just got married, and my daughter-in-law is still [-]% new!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

Hearing his unscrupulous description, the audience laughed and booed him.

Shaobing was happy: "Hey, this is what someone said, why is it so similar to what a cross talker said!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I think so for him."

"Oh."

"As a result, I was arrested after I returned."

"You should be detained."

Qu Xiaoyun didn't care about it: "As the saying goes, you have a good size. After I went out, they introduced a girlfriend to me. She looks good, looks like a husky, and has a nice name, but her surname is nonsense." Speaking of this, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Shaobing blocked the way: "What? The girl looks like a dog?"

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head and looked surprised: "Doesn't husky mean good-looking in English? I said how can I praise other people's huskies, and they keep beating me!"

The burden rang, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

Shaobing grinned after hearing this: "It's right to hit you!"

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I chatted with the girl very happily. In the end, she asked me if I had a car? I said yes, and she asked me to drive back to find her!"

"You are creating something out of nothing." Shaobing said.

Qu Xiaoyun frowned, and murmured: "I'm so stupid when she left, I hate being on the side of the road, why doesn't anyone drive over and give me my car?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Why? Isn't this crazy!" Shaobing looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured on the stage, recreating the situation at that time: "I happened to see a galloping car approaching, I was angry from the heart, and the evil was born from the guts, and I squatted down to sweep my leg!"

"Huh!"

"it is good!!!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was so teased that they gave applause one after another. Backstage Guo Degang and Yu Qian also nodded in satisfaction.

"The owner of the big Benz was terrified, and it hurt me too!" Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his legs and said in pain.

"Have you hit it?" Shaobing said with a smile.

The audience in the audience watched his funny movements and expressions, and were amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It hurts a bit and I wake up, I'll buy one and fight for myself!"

"Still fighting!" Shaobing curled his lips.

"I went to the scrap yard to buy parts. If the parts were not enough, I dismantled my motorcycle. If not enough, I built two more bicycles!"

"You are really skilled!" Shaobing smiled and gave a thumbs up.

"It's alright, I'm going to pick up the nonsense when it's assembled, come on, get in the car, and pedal hard!"

"Do you have to pedal the finished car?" Shaobing asked in surprise.

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded disapprovingly: "Environmental protection! It's just tiring to drive!"

"That's tiring!"

"It's been running for a long time, begging me for nonsense, you start it, I have something to do the day after tomorrow, I'm afraid it will be delayed!"

"Good guy, you can delay the day after tomorrow." Shaobing was surprised.

"Hahaha~~"

"I said, OK, I started the car." After finishing speaking, Qu Xiaoyun showed off his ventriloquism again: "Puff~puff~~puff!!!"

"My displacement is [-]!"

Shaobing joked with a smile: "A displacement of [-]? That's not as powerful as a fart! This car can be driven by anyone who eats two taels of soybeans!"

"Hahaha!!!"

This piece of baggage was so funny, it made the audience lean forward and back together, tears came out of laughter, and it directly brought the atmosphere of the performance to its peak.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "After starting, an old man came on the road ahead!"

"Yo, it's broken!" Shaobing said.

Qu Xiaoyun panicked: "Gaba, the brake wire is broken and the brakes are out of order! I shouted at the top of my voice, don't move, sir, don't move! Just listen to the bang!"

"Crash?" Shaobing asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The old man was kicked out at once, and the old man turned over and stood up - I said no, why are you aiming here?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Well, I can't hit it at all!" Shaobing laughed and said.

Qu Xiaoyun restored the situation at that time: "I hurried down to apologize, the old man has a really good physique - because I have practiced, most people can't get up. I said it's okay, so I left, the old man asked me to lose money! I said it's okay What kind of money should I pay, the old man lay down as soon as I finished talking—fifty thousand!"

"This is to blackmail you!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I don't have [-] yuan, I didn't spend [-] yuan on this car, I'll run, I run fast, I cross the streets and alleys, and I don't know who is so wicked , the manhole cover is not covered, I am falling in."

"It's bad luck, isn't it?" Shaobing praised.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "I wanted to hide for a while, but I didn't expect the old man to see me. Old people have good eyesight. Come here, bend down and raise your hands..."

"Pull it up for you?"

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows: "Put the manhole cover on!"

"Hey!"

"Hahaha~~"

……

(End of this chapter)