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Chapter 227 Trash Snack Yan HeDetails

The referee Kong Yunlong announced: "Luan Dangdang's team chooses a wrestling game, let's send someone from both sides!"

"Wrestling?"

Xiao Yueyue patted Yan Hexiang on the shoulder: "Big head, come wrestling! You have an advantage in your size, the heavyweight player of our team!"

"Yes, your head is very heavy!" Yang Jiulang echoed with a smile.

"go with!"

Yan Hexiu patted his stomach, a little unconfident: "Can I do it? My physical strength is poor..."

"It's okay, you have to believe in yourself!" Qu Xiaoyun encouraged.

The time to negotiate.

Just in time for Luan Dangdang to hear it, he turned his head and whispered to Zhang Helun: "I heard them talking just now. Their team is going to send Yan Hexiang to participate. Wrestling is mainly about the bottom hand. Yan Hexiang's weight is mainly concentrated on the head, and the bottom hand is not Steady, just hold his head and throw it!"

Listening to Team Luan's strategy, and looking at Yan Hexiang, who is warming up on the other side, he combined his brains with one another, making the netizens in the live broadcast room very funny.

"Are you ready?" Kong Yunlong asked.

"Ready!"

"start!"

Like a Tie Hanhan, Yan Hexiang opened his arms and slowly moved towards Zhang Helun, looking non-threatening.

"I'm going to hug your leg!"

Zhang Helun roared loudly, and leaned over and swayed when the move came. Yan Hexiang foolishly believed it, and leaned over to protect his lower body, but who knew that Zhang Helun suddenly jumped up and immediately hugged his big head, and then Stretch out and trip.

Yan Hexiang struggled for a few seconds, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell to his knees on the ground.

Good guy, Zhang Helun is really good at it, he didn't brag, the whole process was so fast, there was no sloppiness at all, he looked like a security guard who had received serious training before.

"Hahaha~~"

Luan Dangdang's team was overjoyed, and Qu Xiaoyun's team was overwhelmed with anger.

"Bai Chang has a whole body of flesh. It's really a [-]-jin longevity peach, a waste snack!" Xiao Yueyue looked at Yan Hexiang who was sitting on the ground and smirking, with a look of disgust.

The victorious Zhang Helun was very proud, with his lips curled up like eighty thousand, after hearing Xiao Yueyue's scolding, he thought he was praising himself and belittling Yan Hexiang, so he leaned forward and asked with a smile: "What do you mean? You are praising me as Shoutao, Are you saying he's trash?"

"Pfft~"

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled after hearing this, and explained with a smile: "Brother Lun, the two things that Brother Yue said are synonymous. In the past, Empress Dowager Cixi celebrated her birthday, and a handful of ministers with stinky feet paid for her to make her happy. I used my boss’s energy to make [-] catties of birthday peaches to celebrate her birthday, but the Empress Dowager Cixi looked disgusted when she saw the birthday peaches, and rewarded them as trash snacks!”

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the explanation, everyone was amused. Zhang Helun scratched his head in embarrassment, and defended himself: "I heard it wrong just now. This word is very appropriate to describe a big head. His head is like a birthday peach!"

"I'll fuck you!" Yan Hexiang kicked him, and said fragrantly.

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Da Zhuang is really lazy and stupid, he was thrown so quickly, disgusted..."

"Qu Xiaoyun is worthy of being a storyteller. There is something in his belly. So that's how the word 'waste dim sum' came from. It's knowledgeable!!!"

After the laughter.

When it came to the punishment, Team Luan selected the punishment content of jumping sheep, which was very ordinary and not as interesting as kicking ass just now.

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands on his knees, leaned down and lined up, waiting for the members of Luan Dangdang's team, and jumped over with their backs propped up.

The whole process was uneventful until Zhang Helun made everyone laugh again.

Just now Yan Hexiang was hurt by Zhang Helun, and he was holding a grudge in his heart. When he jumped from his body... Yan Hexiang suddenly fell to the ground, Zhang Helun jumped up, his hands didn't reach his back, he lost his balance and fell like a dog eating shit .

This scene made the people in the room laugh so badly that they lay down several times, and the screen of the live broadcast room was swiped with "haha".

Zhang Helun's nose was crooked with anger, he struggled to get up and directly pulled Yan Hexiang to practice martial arts for a while.

……

Halfway through the game, the outdoor weather gradually improved. Since indoor games were limited, the referee Kong Yunlong took both teams outside.

It was Qu Xiaoyun's team's turn to choose the game, and Yang Jiulang, a football fan, chose "penalty shootout".

In the green field.

In order to reduce the difficulty, a small goal was chosen.

The rules are very simple. The two teams send two players to take turns to attack and keep the goal. The side with the most goals wins.

The participants of the two teams are Luan Dangdang, Sun Honglei, Qu Xiaoyun and Yang Jiulang.

The first ball was Yang Jiulang's attack and Luan's defense.

Yang Jiulang was really clever. First, he bounced the ball twice to show off his skills, and then he volleyed vigorously, breaking the goal easily.

After the exchange of offense and defense, Luan Dangdang kicked it out. The football didn't even touch the goal, and it went out of bounds.

Then it was replaced by Sun Honglei attacking and Qu Xiaoyun defending.

"Brother Hong Lei, come on!"

As the team's last hope, the team members cheered for it.

"Don't worry, this goal will be scored!"

Sun Honglei was full of confidence. After giving the team members a reassurance, he began to move his body. It looked like that.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know his strength, so he was really intimidated by him. He was very concentrated and didn't dare to slack off.

"It's done!"

As soon as Sun Honglei finished speaking, he kicked his leg.

There was a sound of "whoosh~".

Qu Xiaoyun saw a black shadow flying over, he reacted quickly, stepped forward and swooped over, and successfully threw it off, but after falling, he felt that the touch was not quite right, and he took a closer look and saw that it was a black sneaker , Just at this moment of stupefaction, another black shadow flew over, and the football crashed into the net.

"Hahaha~~"

Immediately afterwards, the laughter of the brothers and sisters resounded through the football field.

Seeing this funny scene, the netizens in the live broadcast burst into laughter:
"Good guy, as expected of King Yan, he has been keeping a low profile before, and these two kicks have directly brought the program to full effect, hahaha!!!"

"King Yan, at four o'clock in the morning, the man who studied the program rules!!!"

"Love, love, this scene has the taste of the previous "Extreme Challenge"!!!"

After only scoring one goal, Luan Dangdang's team directly lifted Sun Honglei up to celebrate as if they had won.

After being tricked, Qu Xiaoyun was furious. After switching from offense to defense, he turned his anger into strength, and directly scored the goal, winning the match point of the game.

As punishment for the loser, Luan Dangdang's team each did five push-ups.

The referee Kong Yunlong told Luan Dangdang's team: "You guys have to work hard. The next game is very important. If you win a draw, if you lose, the game is completely over!"

"it is good!"

"We will choose basketball for the next game, and I will participate!" Qu Xiaoyun shouted.

"basketball!"

"Great choice!"

Luan Dangdang was very happy after hearing this, and patted Zhang Jiuling on the shoulder in the team and said: "Among our seniors, Jiuling is the best player in basketball, nicknamed De Yun San Beast!"

"What three beasts! That's Deyun Mitsui Shou!" Zhang Jiuling corrected speechlessly.

"Oh, I heard wrong!"

Luan Dangdang smiled and scratched his head: "I'm still wondering, you are alone, why do you call you three beasts..."

"Hahaha~~"

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(End of this chapter)