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Chapter 288 The female guest turned out to be her
Chapter 288 The female guest turned out to be her
The prince's mansion.
"Open the door!"
The herald led a group of officers and soldiers and forcibly rushed into the mansion.
Wang Jiulong was sitting in the lobby chatting with the maids. The maids were very loyal. When they saw a group of soldiers coming aggressively, they all stood in front of the young master.
The herald opened the imperial decree and read out: "Your Majesty Yi has lost his morals, his reputation has been ruined, and he gave you poisoned wine. I hope all the princes will take it as a warning!"
"Good guy, my father is too cruel, grabbing a piece of cloth will poison me to death!" Wang Jiulong said in surprise.
The herald said angrily, "Your Majesty Yi, there is an order in the market. Why do you want to grab the red cloth instead of buying it?"
Wang Jiulong threw the stolen red cloth at the foot of the herald, and said nonchalantly, "If I pay you back, it's over, I don't want it!"
The herald shook his head and said, "My lord, what you snatched from the red cloth is a fact, it has already been done."
"If you say no, I don't want it. I'll give it to you, but it's useless to me. I didn't go to Li Ji either." Wang Jiulong pouted, playing a rogue.
The herald pointed to the poisonous wine on the tray and said, "But Lord Leng has ordered you to give you poisonous wine."
Wang Jiulong waved his hand and refused: "I don't drink, I don't drink, I have to drive there later."
The herald gritted his teeth and made trouble, turned his head and told the soldiers behind him: "Well, you stay here to watch him first, and I'll report back quickly when I go back."
"promise."
Soon.
Liu Xiaoting and Gao Xiaobei came with the imperial decree, and ordered:
"Yi Wangjun, I have good news for you. Because you have lost your morality and robbed cloth in the street, now we will take back all your clocks, and you will not be able to go out from now on."
"Don't mind me, then I won't be able to marry a wife!"
Gao Xiaobei and Liu Xiaoting ignored his plea and took all the chime bells from the mansion.
……
The screen switched, and it appeared in front of the clock tower again.
Qu Xiaoyun discussed with the disciples: "Brothers, from now on, my feet will not get dusty, how about we go to marry the bride?"
"Okay, let's go, don't let people rush you to finish the marriage."
After Shaobing finished speaking, he and Luan Dangdang cooperated to spread two pieces of red cloth on the ground, Qu Xiaoyun took a step, and the two moved forward to add another piece.
"Thank you brother."
After 10 minutes, the speed of Shaobing and Luan Dangdang both slowed down, exhaustion visible to the naked eye.
"It's too costly."
Luan Dangdang picked up the red cloth and covered his waist.
"Good guy, my brother is tired. Walking the red carpet like this will be exhausting!" Even the biscuits, who are always exercising, can't stand bending over to work under the sun.
The road to marriage is long...
5 minute later.
Shaobing couldn't take it anymore, so he suggested: "Why don't you put the red cloth on the shoes, there is a rope here."
"it is good!"
Qu Xiaoyun is very sympathetic, the two of them are wearing too much clothes on a hot day, bending over to work is second only to working with their heads up, not to mention that they have only walked a third of the way so far, they can only change their ways, otherwise the game will not be able to continue playing .
Qu Xiaoyun tied up two red cloth shoe covers, and embarked on the road of marriage with the two disciples again.
Camera switch.
Yang Jiulang and his followers appeared at the grocery store.
Yang Jiulang looked around in the store and asked, "Boss, do you have any weird things, such as things that girls will like after seeing them, and I want to take a look at some of your most valuable things."
The waiter pointed to the fake lotus in the vase and said, "The most precious thing here is the lotus. It comes out of the mud without being stained. This is the most precious."
Yang Jiulang took out one, fiddled with it for a while, and asked, "How much is this one?"
The waiter smiled and stretched out three fingers: "Three salted fish, one."
"You are a black shop, right?" Yan He taunted after listening to the price.
The waiter in the shop looked like a profiteer, and explained with a smile: "The gift is expensive because the price is expensive."
"Sure, I've rounded up all the lotus flowers in this vase."
Yang Jiulang raised his finger to the roast duck hanging on the cabinet door, and asked, "I think the girl should buy something to eat after traveling, how much is a roast duck?"
The waiter stretched out two fingers: "Two salted fish, one."
Yang Jiulang showed pitiful little eyes, and said sincerely: "Red cloth, lotus, roast duck, these add up to too expensive, I don't have enough salted fish at the moment, can I get credit first, and when I have fish, I will send the fish to you .”
Yang Jiulang's very polite attitude was in great contrast to Wang Jiulong's behavior of grabbing things.
The waiter didn't make things difficult for him, and nodded in agreement: "Okay, I believe in your character."
"Thank you!"
The four of them left the grocery store, and Yang Jiulang discussed, "Big head, go to Li Ji's first, and see if she's married, so we don't have to work so hard for nothing."
"to make!"
Yan Hexiang didn't hesitate, and set off immediately.
Zhang Jiunan suggested: "Jiu Lang, how about this, since the rule is that your feet don't get dusty, how about the two of us wrapping you in red cloth and taking you to see Li Ji?"
"Success, I can do whatever I want." Yang Jiulang had no objection.
"Okay, then do that."
Zhang Jiunan and Shang Jiuxi took cloth to surround Yang Jiulang, one lifted his upper body and the other lifted his legs, like two young eunuchs in ancient times wrapped up the concubine who had turned over the sign and sent them to the emperor's room. The scene was very funny.
The lens switches again.
Leng Gongfu.
Princess Li Ji finally appeared in front of the camera, played by talk show actor Li Xueqin.
Li Xueqin was dressed in a white Hanfu, dressed very carefully, especially in her hairstyle, she braided several small braids and tied hair ropes of different colors, and also inserted a white feather for decoration. She was admiring flowers in the back garden.
"Hi Mr. Leng!"
Li Xueqin walked along the road and came to the agreed blind date room.
Guo De just got up to greet him: "Oh, this is the tenderloin! Why didn't I see the sesame seed cake?"
Li Xueqin chuckled: "Are you craving pork tenderloin?"
"No, just finished eating, let's sit inside!" Guo Degang invited her in.
"Thank you."
After taking his seat, Guo Degang exchanged greetings: "I've been waiting for you for a long time, is the weather hot?"
While fanning the wind with her hand, Li Xueqin replied, "It's hot, this city is too hot."
Guo Degang nodded with a smile: "Don't worry, you'll have heatstroke in a while. That's fine, the young masters will come one after another in a while."
"This... How many young masters are there in total?" Li Xueqin asked a little shyly.
"Four, you can pick whatever you want!"
"Do you have any special recommendations?"
"Have!"
Guo Degang joked: "Do you want someone who is lacking in intelligence, or someone who is handsome?"
Li Xueqin responded quickly: "I want to be handsome and have an advantage in intelligence."
Guo Degang raised his eyebrows, happy: "Oh, it's broken, it's me!"
"Hahaha~~"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all amused:
"Good guy, there are really no good people who talk about cross talk, Li Xueqin has to be careful!!!"
"Why do I feel that talk show actors are better at talking about cross talk???"
"One person talking about cross talk is hard to resist, and there will be a group of people talking about cross talk in a while. It's a good show!!!"
……
(End of this chapter)
The prince's mansion.
"Open the door!"
The herald led a group of officers and soldiers and forcibly rushed into the mansion.
Wang Jiulong was sitting in the lobby chatting with the maids. The maids were very loyal. When they saw a group of soldiers coming aggressively, they all stood in front of the young master.
The herald opened the imperial decree and read out: "Your Majesty Yi has lost his morals, his reputation has been ruined, and he gave you poisoned wine. I hope all the princes will take it as a warning!"
"Good guy, my father is too cruel, grabbing a piece of cloth will poison me to death!" Wang Jiulong said in surprise.
The herald said angrily, "Your Majesty Yi, there is an order in the market. Why do you want to grab the red cloth instead of buying it?"
Wang Jiulong threw the stolen red cloth at the foot of the herald, and said nonchalantly, "If I pay you back, it's over, I don't want it!"
The herald shook his head and said, "My lord, what you snatched from the red cloth is a fact, it has already been done."
"If you say no, I don't want it. I'll give it to you, but it's useless to me. I didn't go to Li Ji either." Wang Jiulong pouted, playing a rogue.
The herald pointed to the poisonous wine on the tray and said, "But Lord Leng has ordered you to give you poisonous wine."
Wang Jiulong waved his hand and refused: "I don't drink, I don't drink, I have to drive there later."
The herald gritted his teeth and made trouble, turned his head and told the soldiers behind him: "Well, you stay here to watch him first, and I'll report back quickly when I go back."
"promise."
Soon.
Liu Xiaoting and Gao Xiaobei came with the imperial decree, and ordered:
"Yi Wangjun, I have good news for you. Because you have lost your morality and robbed cloth in the street, now we will take back all your clocks, and you will not be able to go out from now on."
"Don't mind me, then I won't be able to marry a wife!"
Gao Xiaobei and Liu Xiaoting ignored his plea and took all the chime bells from the mansion.
……
The screen switched, and it appeared in front of the clock tower again.
Qu Xiaoyun discussed with the disciples: "Brothers, from now on, my feet will not get dusty, how about we go to marry the bride?"
"Okay, let's go, don't let people rush you to finish the marriage."
After Shaobing finished speaking, he and Luan Dangdang cooperated to spread two pieces of red cloth on the ground, Qu Xiaoyun took a step, and the two moved forward to add another piece.
"Thank you brother."
After 10 minutes, the speed of Shaobing and Luan Dangdang both slowed down, exhaustion visible to the naked eye.
"It's too costly."
Luan Dangdang picked up the red cloth and covered his waist.
"Good guy, my brother is tired. Walking the red carpet like this will be exhausting!" Even the biscuits, who are always exercising, can't stand bending over to work under the sun.
The road to marriage is long...
5 minute later.
Shaobing couldn't take it anymore, so he suggested: "Why don't you put the red cloth on the shoes, there is a rope here."
"it is good!"
Qu Xiaoyun is very sympathetic, the two of them are wearing too much clothes on a hot day, bending over to work is second only to working with their heads up, not to mention that they have only walked a third of the way so far, they can only change their ways, otherwise the game will not be able to continue playing .
Qu Xiaoyun tied up two red cloth shoe covers, and embarked on the road of marriage with the two disciples again.
Camera switch.
Yang Jiulang and his followers appeared at the grocery store.
Yang Jiulang looked around in the store and asked, "Boss, do you have any weird things, such as things that girls will like after seeing them, and I want to take a look at some of your most valuable things."
The waiter pointed to the fake lotus in the vase and said, "The most precious thing here is the lotus. It comes out of the mud without being stained. This is the most precious."
Yang Jiulang took out one, fiddled with it for a while, and asked, "How much is this one?"
The waiter smiled and stretched out three fingers: "Three salted fish, one."
"You are a black shop, right?" Yan He taunted after listening to the price.
The waiter in the shop looked like a profiteer, and explained with a smile: "The gift is expensive because the price is expensive."
"Sure, I've rounded up all the lotus flowers in this vase."
Yang Jiulang raised his finger to the roast duck hanging on the cabinet door, and asked, "I think the girl should buy something to eat after traveling, how much is a roast duck?"
The waiter stretched out two fingers: "Two salted fish, one."
Yang Jiulang showed pitiful little eyes, and said sincerely: "Red cloth, lotus, roast duck, these add up to too expensive, I don't have enough salted fish at the moment, can I get credit first, and when I have fish, I will send the fish to you .”
Yang Jiulang's very polite attitude was in great contrast to Wang Jiulong's behavior of grabbing things.
The waiter didn't make things difficult for him, and nodded in agreement: "Okay, I believe in your character."
"Thank you!"
The four of them left the grocery store, and Yang Jiulang discussed, "Big head, go to Li Ji's first, and see if she's married, so we don't have to work so hard for nothing."
"to make!"
Yan Hexiang didn't hesitate, and set off immediately.
Zhang Jiunan suggested: "Jiu Lang, how about this, since the rule is that your feet don't get dusty, how about the two of us wrapping you in red cloth and taking you to see Li Ji?"
"Success, I can do whatever I want." Yang Jiulang had no objection.
"Okay, then do that."
Zhang Jiunan and Shang Jiuxi took cloth to surround Yang Jiulang, one lifted his upper body and the other lifted his legs, like two young eunuchs in ancient times wrapped up the concubine who had turned over the sign and sent them to the emperor's room. The scene was very funny.
The lens switches again.
Leng Gongfu.
Princess Li Ji finally appeared in front of the camera, played by talk show actor Li Xueqin.
Li Xueqin was dressed in a white Hanfu, dressed very carefully, especially in her hairstyle, she braided several small braids and tied hair ropes of different colors, and also inserted a white feather for decoration. She was admiring flowers in the back garden.
"Hi Mr. Leng!"
Li Xueqin walked along the road and came to the agreed blind date room.
Guo De just got up to greet him: "Oh, this is the tenderloin! Why didn't I see the sesame seed cake?"
Li Xueqin chuckled: "Are you craving pork tenderloin?"
"No, just finished eating, let's sit inside!" Guo Degang invited her in.
"Thank you."
After taking his seat, Guo Degang exchanged greetings: "I've been waiting for you for a long time, is the weather hot?"
While fanning the wind with her hand, Li Xueqin replied, "It's hot, this city is too hot."
Guo Degang nodded with a smile: "Don't worry, you'll have heatstroke in a while. That's fine, the young masters will come one after another in a while."
"This... How many young masters are there in total?" Li Xueqin asked a little shyly.
"Four, you can pick whatever you want!"
"Do you have any special recommendations?"
"Have!"
Guo Degang joked: "Do you want someone who is lacking in intelligence, or someone who is handsome?"
Li Xueqin responded quickly: "I want to be handsome and have an advantage in intelligence."
Guo Degang raised his eyebrows, happy: "Oh, it's broken, it's me!"
"Hahaha~~"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all amused:
"Good guy, there are really no good people who talk about cross talk, Li Xueqin has to be careful!!!"
"Why do I feel that talk show actors are better at talking about cross talk???"
"One person talking about cross talk is hard to resist, and there will be a group of people talking about cross talk in a while. It's a good show!!!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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