Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 30

Luan Dangdang pulled Zhang Helun with a serious expression: "Xiaoyue didn't lie to you, this is really the seat of Master!"

At this time, the fan of "As I am here" has been fully unfolded.

"Brother Yue, I misunderstood!"

Zhang Helun lifted his buttocks and wanted to slip away, but Xiao Yueyue sat down for him directly.

"Each seat can't be changed once it's taken!"

Luan Dangdang snickered inwardly, and also wanted to watch the fun: "Yes, you saw the fan Master gave you too!"

Zhang Helun took Xiao Yueyue's arm and begged, "Brother Yue, since you can exercise your power for Master, please help me out and show you the way."

Xiao Yueyue didn't have the same knowledge as him: "Okay, for the sake of your eagerness, I don't have the same knowledge as you, as long as you can fool other people to sit here, you can change seats! "

"Thank you, thank you Brother Yue!"

After a while, Xiao Zhui'er and Yang Jiulang walked in, both of them were very stylishly dressed.

In the live broadcast room, the fans of the little pigtail brushed up the barrage:
"Second Master!!!"

"Brother Six!!!"

"I think the second master still looks stylish in a coat."

"Don't be fooled by Zhang Helun!!!"

Seeing Xiao Zhui'er coming, Zhang Helun was secretly delighted—my brother-in-law is sitting here, and the brother-in-law will definitely not blame him.

"Brother Six! Help your sister Da Lian!"

Zhang Helun greeted him graciously.

Yang Jiulang stopped in the middle: "What are you doing? It's so disgusting!"

Zhang Helun didn't take him seriously, didn't even look at him: "Open your eyes before talking to me!"

Yang Jiulang replied: "Your eyes are much bigger than mine!"

Zhang Helun didn't pick up on the trouble, and directly invited Xiao Zhui'er to sit upright.

"Quick, please sit down!"

As soon as Xiao Zhui'er entered the door, she was brought out like this, and she really didn't react.

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief.

Although he didn't react, he didn't sit down immediately.

"Cough cough!"

Qin Xiaoxian couldn't stand it anymore, he was bullied by Zhang Helun yesterday, and today he saw him trying to bully others, couldn't take it anymore, coughed to remind him.

Xiao Zhui'er saw Qin Xiaoxian winking, looked around again, realized it, and took two steps back.

Zhang Helun pointed at Qin Xiaoxian with a sinister smile: "Xiao Qin, very good! When Master comes, I will let Master test your memorization!"

"..."

Zhang Helun saw that he had revealed his secrets, and he said the truth: "Brother Zhui'er, do me a favor! I just sat in the wrong seat. If you sit here, I can change seats. Master is your brother-in-law, so I won't say anything about you." .”

Xiao Zhui'er chuckled: "It's nothing serious!"

Zhang Helun gave a thumbs up: "Justice!"

"I haven't finished talking! If you start telling me the truth, I will definitely help you, but if you fool me, there is no way! Also, if Da Lian looks like you, Xiao Liu must be the first to jump into the river! Go ask your Xiaojuan for help!" After speaking, she left gracefully and sat next to Luan Dangdang.

Yang Jiulang didn't say anything, walked up to Zhang Helun, widened his eyes hard, mocked silently, and sat down next to his corner.

Live audience:
"Second Master did a great job!!!"

"I feel sorry for fool Qin, Zhang Helun is our Bai Yueguang's enemy!!!"

"Jiu Lang's staring eyes are too cute!!!"

Zhang Helun has not given up yet, waiting for Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang.

"Let's say goodbye to the old and welcome the new year!"

Meng Hetang twisted and came in, followed by Zhou Jiuliang.

Zhang Helun knew that Meng Hetang was clever, so he fooled Zhou Jiuliang first, but the two of them didn't fall in love with each other, and they were happy for nothing.

The brothers and sisters were all seated, and Zhang Helun's C seat was extremely conspicuous.

"My heart is thumping, everyone, give me a witness, I'm just covering for Master."

While the brothers were whispering to each other, the door behind the table opened.

Guo Degang held a folding fan, followed by Yu Qian and Gao Feng, and the three of them appeared together.

All the brothers and sisters stood up.

"Hello, Master!"

"Hello, uncle!"

"Hello, Teacher Gao!"

Zhang Helun immediately jumped up from his seat and invited Guo Degang over.

Xiao Yueyue fanned the flames: "Master, he is sitting in your seat."

Zhang Helun justified with a smile: "Master, I did it to warm up your seat, and I'll show you off!"

"Good good!"

Guo Degang sat down with a smile, and Yu Qian Gaofeng sat on the left and right.

Everyone sat down, only Xiao Yueyue did not sit down.

Zhou Jiuliang was curious: "Brother Yue, why don't you sit down?"

Xiao Yueyue stood beside the master, leaning on the big fan of "as I come in person" with both hands, quite like a master.

"Sit down, I have something to do."

Guo Degang: "I didn't sit down when I had something to do."

Xiao Yueyue nodded, thinking of the past: "Yes, there is a show tonight."

"Have you all eaten yet?"

Yu Qian continued: "Who comes here after dinner!"

"They're all here for the family banquet? What do you want to eat?"

Zhang Helun stood up: "I want to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, stewed pig, stewed duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat, sausage Son!"

Guo Degang glanced at him: "Get out!"

Yu Qian was amused: "It's still on my back!"

Zhang He looked at Qin Xiaoxian with a dark smile: "Hey, I'm not good at memorizing, Junior Brother Qin is good at memorizing!"

Guo Degang nodded: "Then let's have a while!"

Qin Xiaoxian didn't have the slightest precautions, pondered for a moment, and said, "There was a reckless man in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. Since Taoyuan was married three times, my uncle's surname is Liu, his name is Bei, and his name is Xuande, and he lives in..."

Guo Degang interrupted: "Don't talk about it, you really look like a third-level announcer at a county radio station, sit down!"

After Qin Xiaoxian sat down, he said to Qu Xiaoyun in a low voice: "See, what if we don't form an alliance? Brother, be careful Brother Lun, he's broken!"

"it is good……"

Guo Degang suggested: "How about we eat noodles today?"

"Okay!"

"Eating noodles is a traditional custom of our Chinese, especially in Jincheng. People in Jincheng must eat noodles when they celebrate their birthdays. They also pay attention to cooking noodles. In the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter, they must be served with different stir-fry dishes. There are [-] dishes in total. Stir fry..."

Qu Xiaoyun was very happy to hear that. I had eaten at Master's house before, and I was looking forward to it!

"Top noodles!"

Following Guo Degang's greeting, the staff put a bowl of noodles without brine in front of everyone, and placed several bowls of sea bowls with lids on the table.

"The noodles are ready. Today we hide a mystery in the noodles. There are different dishes in these sea bowls with lids. Each dish has a different saying. Who will open one first?"

Xiao Yueyue volunteered: "I'll do it!" He opened one of the lids, and inside was stewed tomatoes with bananas, and there were comments on the lid.

"Cross talk has become an idol now, it's inflated!"

Guo Degang looked at the apprentices: "Who do you think this sentence is about, and whoever says it, raise your hand!"

Everyone looked at me and looked at you, then Xiao Zhui'er, Qin Xiaoxian, and Shaobing raised their hands.

Guo Degang glanced at the biscuits: "It's so embarrassing to scare the dog even standing up! Xiaoyue, give him a spoon first!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Xiao Yueyue waved out of the camera: "Xiaogu Xiaogu, bring me a spoon!"

Sponsor's doll walks over with a spoon.

Xiao Yueyue teased: "Sun Yue didn't come, it's better to come, as if the elephant is here!"

Netizens in the live broadcast laughed:

"If Sun Yue was here, I could crush you with one ass!!!"

"Hahaha, as if the elephant is here!!!"

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