Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 302 Uncle Qian reproduces the god-level praise, the speed is too fast

The brothers who have successfully entered the job are full of enthusiasm and are looking forward to this new job.

Guo Degang continued to introduce: "Of course, Mr. Yu and I can't stare here every day, because we have to talk about other companies, so we must select an excellent team to be in charge of the daily operation of this company. Each of the three teams has its own strengths and characteristics."

When Guo Degang talked about pointing at Lao Qin, he joked with a smile: "For example, Qin Xiaoxian's team is good at intelligence."

"Ashamed, ashamed..." Qin Xiao smiled while covering his face.

"Hahaha~~"

"So which of the three teams will manage the company is the most important thing at the moment, so we call it a three-party game today."

Guo Degang turned to look at Yu Qian: "Vice President Yu, can you tell us some of our rules and specific management methods?"

Yu Qian nodded and said seriously: "As Mr. Guo said just now, we need to find a team to take charge of our company, but before that we have to conduct an internal test. There are a total of nine games that need internal testing. Good games An accurate clearance rate is required, which is an important factor in the player experience and the key to listing."

"You three teams need to choose the program by yourself, and conduct an internal test based on the passing rate. The internal test is divided into two parts. In addition, the other two groups must also send one person to participate, and the number of people participating in the internal test for each program must not be less than four."

"In order to ensure orderly progress, we have prepared some high-quality human players to help and supervise you. The winning team can give priority to the order of the game."

"And your research and development funds are water, and the water will gradually be lost as time goes by. The longer you use it, the less water you have left. If the water is used up, the development will be considered a failure."

Guo Degang nodded, turned around and introduced Xiao Yueyue who was standing behind him all the time, and said: "Okay, let's introduce grandly next, why this person has to stand behind me all the time, he is not an ordinary person, he is the UFO of our unit! "

"CFO!" Xiao Yueyue was speechless.

Guo Degang nodded, and changed his words: "Yes, CFO, also known as the company's chief financial officer, he is the commander of the navy and is responsible for supervising and managing our finances. Except for me and Mr. Yu, he has the final say on the rest. Does he recognize this identity?"

"denied!"

"Too unapproved!"

The brothers laughed and booed.

Guo Degang nodded and said: "Okay, since everyone disagrees, let's choose him!"

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang waved his hand and said, "It's getting late, everyone, work hard, I hope you can all get good grades."

"it is good!"

Camera switch.

The brothers and sisters came to the game location.

A nine-square grid is drawn on the ground, and on the nine-square grid are three large discs placed horizontally and vertically. Except for the outermost four discs, a net bag hangs down from the ceiling corresponding to each disc, which contains different quantities of mineral water. .

Xiao Yueyue, the captain of the Navy, pointed to the venue and introduced: "The rules of this game are as follows. Each team draws out one person, chooses an inflatable horse, puts on this thing and stands in the four outermost corners, among them is me One, there will be water bottles hanging above the matrix, one to two bottles on the outside, and four bottles of water in the middle. We jump to the place where there is water. If people touch it, we will fail. If we don’t touch it, we will succeed, and we will get water. !"

The three teams were Qu Xiaoyun, Shaobing, and Zhang Jiuling joined the battle.

Because this issue is the theme of the Three Kingdoms.

Zhang Jiuling changed into Zhuge Liang's costume and put on the pants of an inflatable black horse.

Qu Xiaoyun dressed as Lu Bu with a purple gold crown on his head and inflatable red rabbit horse pants. He has a stylish figure and this outfit is full of heroism.

Guo Degang recently recorded "Three Kingdoms" on the Liangku platform. He was talking about Lu Bu's battle against Sanying. When he saw his apprentice's outfit, he couldn't help but patted his round belly, and called out: "My son, where is Feng Xian?"

"Father! My son is here!"

Qu Xiaoyun reacted quickly and had enough drama, he knelt on one knee and bowed his hands to listen to the orders.

Guo Degang nodded in satisfaction, looked around, and joked, "Where is my Diaochan?"

Yu Qian smiled and said: "It's wrapped around the waist!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

After hearing this, the brothers and sisters all laughed, and Xiao Yueyue laughed so hard.

Guo Degang hurriedly covered Yu Qian's mouth: "Hey, don't talk nonsense, you won't be allowed to broadcast it later!"

After the joke.

Guo Degang patted Qu Xiaoyun on the back, and changed his words: "Get up, I can't stand being your adoptive father. We all know that the three high-risk occupations in the Three Kingdoms are Liu Bei's daughter-in-law, Sun Quan's governor, and Lu Bu's adoptive father. Good end..."

Shaobing is Guan Yu's dress, and it is also inflatable red rabbit horse pants, but Guan Yu's green hat is not worn, but it makes everyone laugh.

"Brother Yue, you don't even play, why do you still participate?" Zhou Jiuliang asked puzzled.

"The commander of my navy must control the water!"

After Xiao Yueyue explained, seeing that the three people had all stood in three corners, she also stood in the remaining corner.

"Are you ready?" Guo Degang asked.

"Ready!"

After shouting, the four of them squatted down slightly and began to accumulate energy.

"Okay, get ready..."

"start!"

The goal of the four people is very clear, to jump on the middle disc and get the most four bottles of water.

After hearing the start, the four jumped up at the same time, almost jumping to the middle disc together.

The disc is not big, it can probably stand two little Yueyue, or one Sun Yue.

Good guy.

With this jump, four people directly bumped into one man, and Shaobing relied on his physical advantage to directly squeeze the three people to the ground.

Qu Xiaoyun was able to have a [-]/[-] fight with sesame seed cakes, but his legs were a little weak just after returning from the magic capital, and he never confronted.

Guo Degang applauded: "Congratulations to Shaobing for getting four bottles of water!"

Immediately after the second round began.

With the experience of the first round, most of them set their targets on the disc with two bottles of water.

At last.

Qin Xiaoxian's team got five bottles of water.

Team Qu Xiaoyun received five bottles of water.

Zhang He's team got ten bottles of water.

After the three teams got the game chips, Xiao Yueyue led the three teams to a long table. On the table were nine empty drinking fountain buckets with words and tick marks printed on them.

A staff member in a suit introduced Liu Xiaoting and Gao Xiaobei behind his fingers: In the development of this project, my two colleagues and I will supervise you. "

"There are nine buckets in front of us, corresponding to nine game items. These nine items are seven in and seven out, happy to miss Shu, seven captures of Meng Huo, hope for plums to quench thirst, clothes and belts, Huarong Road, borrow the east wind, and pass five levels. Six generals, cook wine and talk about heroes."

"The water in your hands is very important now. Pour the water in your hands into the bucket of your favorite game item. When you unlock the line, you can take this bucket away and put it on the device where the game is located. , and the game will be unlocked."

"Once the game is unlocked, the dripping device will start to leak water, and the water will continue to be lost. Except for the water obtained from the game, no other water can be injected until the end of the game. Please ask our captain of the navy to affix a seal, and the water will flow. Stop. If the game loses all the water before it passes the closed beta, the project will be shut down."

The brothers also understood after listening to it. In order to increase the difficulty, the game adopts a time limit.

"We are defending the competition now, the more water we pour, the more games we control!"

"Yes, for example, if our water can be put into four game barrels, they won't be able to measure it."

The three teams are discussing the strategy of defeating the enemy.

"Old Qin, which bucket do you fill with water?" Xiao Yueyue asked, interrupting their conversation.

Qin Xiaoxian chose the closest one: "Let's choose to cook wine and talk about heroes!"

"Where are your two teams?"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while, and pointed out: "We choose seven in and seven out!"

Zhang Helun's team had a lot of water, so he chose two buckets: "We chose Dongfeng and Wangmei to quench our thirst."

"Okay, let's pour water and start the game!" Xiao Yueyue waved.

Team Zhang Helun and Team Qin Xiaoxian poured the water they got from the game into the selected buckets one by one. After the water was filled to the start line, they took the bucket away to play the game.

"Brother Luan, wait a minute!"

Qu Xiaoyun stopped Luan Dangdang who was about to pour water into the bucket.

"What are you doing?" Luan asked in bewilderment.

"We don't have enough water, use it sparingly!" Qu Xiaoyun threw one of the five bottles of water into the bucket, and then began to pour water into it.

"Good guy, the crow drinks water!"

"Sure, Xiao Yun!"

"smart!"

The team members gave thumbs up one after another, and even Xiao Yueyue thought the method was good.

I was also afraid of throwing too many water bottles and not having enough time for the game, so I just threw a bottle into the bucket and successfully saved about one-third of the water.

The four of Qu Xiaoyun took buckets and moved to the seven-in-seven-out game location.

After the staff waited for them to insert the bucket into the timer, they pointed to the venue and introduced: "Seven hollow cardboard boxes of different sizes are placed on this slide. Players sit on the skateboard and slide down from the slide. When the carton reaches the destination, it can pass the customs, and the internal control clearance rate is 50.00%.”

"I'll try the difficulty first, and then we'll adjust it!" In order to save time, Luan took the lead in participating in the test.

"Brother Luan, please slow down." Cao Heyang said with concern.

"Do not worry!"

Luan Dangdang lay on the skateboard, hooked his feet, and slid down a slope of about [-] degrees. Using his feet to control the direction, he passed the level easily.

Luan Dangdang spread his hands: "This is not difficult, you can pass it if you control it!"

"How do we control it? No use of feet?" Cao Heyang thought while rubbing his chin.

"Well, let me give it a try! If we don't use anything, let's see where we can stop!"

After speaking, Qu Xiaoyun lay down on the skateboard, raised his hands and feet, and slid down the slope, only to get stuck in the third box.

As a result of the test, the box broke a hole.

Qu Xiaoyun patted the box and suggested: "If you don't use anything, it will definitely be difficult to pass. How about we control the number?"

"OK, let's try the three boxes first!"

……

Qu Xiaoyun's team was studying, and the camera in the live broadcast room switched to Zhang Helun's team.

It is even more difficult for the Zhang Helun team to look forward to plum blossoms and quench their thirst. Those who participate in the challenge need to carry a cage that is very similar to the back of the ancient scholar's college entrance examination. The cage is a box with a shed, which is used to store books, pens, inks, papers and inkstones. The shed can protect against sun and rain.

There are several strings hanging from the roof of the prop shed. One end of the string is tied to the tray in front of the player. There is a glass of water on the tray. The other end of the string is controlled by the player. The player controls the tray to swing back and forth like a puppeteer. The water in the cup counts as a clearance.

The first biscuit I tried was a headache. Even those who have practiced fitness struggled to touch their backs. The strength is too high and the agility is too low. After wearing it, it looks like a puppet. It is very inflexible.

In the end, he pulled and bit fiercely angrily, and spilled a glass of water on his clothes.

Shaobing complained while wiping his clothes: "This thing is too difficult. I think the difficulty should be lowered to ensure the pass rate. I think it should be considered a win if your mouth touches the cup!"

"What's the problem with this thing, I'll do it!"

Zhang Helun pouted his big mouth, and put on the equipment confidently.

5 minutes later……

Zhang Helun grabbed Shaobing's hand, and apologized: "I was wrong, brother cake!"

This move also made everyone dumbfounded.

……

The camera cuts to the team kicking the gymnasium.

Qin Xiaoxian's team played a relatively simple hero about cooking wine. The player and the developer scratched each other's armpits. The challenger won without smiling. The clearance rate was 20.00%.

The four people are scratching each other's armpits to compete in anti-itching ability, and finally Yang Jiulang is selected to participate in the test.

There is nothing to test repeatedly in this game, Yang Jiulang immediately shouted through the loudspeaker, announcing the start of war.

After hearing the broadcast, Qu Xiaoyun discussed with the team members and brought 350 milliliters of water as a ticket to the challenge according to the rules. If you win, you will get 500 milliliters of water.

"bring it on!"

"Just tickle!"

"it is good!"

Qu Xiaoyun and Yang Jiulang sat on the chairs, holding hands on the same side, and started scratching with the other hand.

Both men were ticklish, and the engagement reached a stalemate.

"Jiu Lang, tell jokes to tease him!" teammate Zhang Jiuling suggested.

Yang Jiulang obeyed, raised his eyes and thought for a while, and said, "Once upon a time there was a..."

"Open your eyes and talk to me again!" Qu Xiaoyun interrupted with a glare.

"Hahaha~~"

One sentence broke the defense, not only Yang Jiulang, but also his teammates couldn't help laughing.

"thank you boss!"

Qu Xiaoyun hurried back to the camp with the spoils of war.

……

Camera switch.

The biscuits appeared in front of the camera, and they are studying another project in the group, "Borrowing the East Wind". The game is very simple. There are ten paper cups stacked on a table, and a cannon barrel that can shoot air stands three meters away. Just knock down A paper cup on the table counts as a victory.

This high-tech game attracted several people in Qin Xiaoxian's team to watch. After all, tickling is too boring.

"Brother Bing, can you borrow me to play?" Qin Xiaoxian pinched Shaobing's shoulders graciously.

Shaobing generously agreed: "Success, my brother taught you, you have to pull this rope..."

Qin Xiaoxian, who had learned it, operated according to the method. After pulling the switch, a cloud of white smoke shot out, directly knocking down six of the ten paper cups.

Qin Xiaoxian clapped his hands in surprise: "Wonderful, this is too advanced, why is this?"

Shaobing pushed the sunglasses, pretended to be a scholar with his hands behind his back, and after Fan Er got up, he explained solemnly: "This is the principle of firing!"

Qin Xiaoxian didn't know whether to laugh or cry after hearing this: "I thought it was raining, but it turned out that Brother Cake made me speechless!"

"Hahaha~~"

……

(End of this chapter)