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Chapter 314 "Playing Poker" pays tribute to the master

"Do you still remember that your master has a sketch? It's the one playing poker!" Guo Degang looked at the apprentices and asked with a smile.

"Remember, Master and Teacher Huang acted."

"Yes, postcards without poker."

The skit was so classic, the brothers nodded one after another.

Literature and art are originally a place for expressing emotions, anger, sorrow, and joy besides complicated social power. "Playing Poker" is almost a condensed version of a punching bag. Social issues, big and small, are scolded in the Spring Festival Gala, and everyone listens to it happily. It is very effective as a "relief valve" to catch up with what you should do tomorrow.

It’s all right now, I’ve been busy for a year and then I was forced to listen to an education on the evening of the New Year’s Eve. It’s very frustrating, which is why fewer and fewer people watch the Spring Festival Gala.

Guo Degang nodded and explained: "Ours is similar to that skit, and the cards we play are also similar. There are 34 cards in total, and each card in it is all the guests and characters that appeared in this season. Four cards are Special cards, this one is for you to draw!"

"Whoever draws, who is in charge, at the same time must explain the reason for controlling him, the other party has to accept, if the other party refuses to accept, we have an international referee, the international referee is a bench player, and there is a teacher Xiao Yueyue, there is a dispute, It's up to them to decide whether it's worth it or not."

"Also, when playing cards, you must bet on the steel coins in your hands. You can bet as many as you want. If you lose, the steel coins will belong to the winner."

"In addition, I want to talk about the issue of punishment. Did you post your own goals on Weibo before the recording of our group comprehensive?"

"Correct."

The brothers did set up a flag, and wrote in what they couldn’t accomplish. Qu Xiaoyun imitated the NBA star Buckley, and wrote that if he couldn’t achieve the goal, he would kiss the ass of the donkey.

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "I have read all the Weibo posts you posted. Since it is established, it must be completed. If we are like this, the losing team must send a person to complete it, okay?"

"it is good!"

The brothers nodded in agreement, and then the two teams began to count their chips.

Qu Xiaoyun's team has 91 steel coins.

The Zhanghe team has 130 steel coins.

"Let's start dealing the cards!"

After Guo Degang gave an order, Xiao Yueyue distributed the extra-large character cards to the two teams in turn.

"Brother Yue is playing a big game!" Qu Xiaoyun joked.

"Hahaha~~"

Seeing Xiao Yueyue staring, the brothers couldn't help laughing.

"Wow, this card is powerful, the game must be stable!"

"I'll go, even this card, this is the king!"

"Just wait to lose!"

"Impossible, I'll give you a chance, vote now!"

The two teams looked at the cards handed out, and they were very confident. Guo Degang and Yu Qian on the side laughed as they watched the disciples bickering.

"Wait a minute!"

After Yu Qian interrupted, he added: "I still have a rule. From the time the card is played, the next one must be placed within 20 seconds. If there is no card within 20 seconds or no result is negotiated, it will be regarded as this." Just lose!"

"The one with the fewest steel coins goes out first!"

The referee Xiao Yueyue was anxious when he saw that the two sides had been discussing endlessly.

"it is good!"

Luan Dangdang threw out the two cards, and said very imposingly: "We press five steel coins and play a pair, Gao Xiaobei and Liu Xiaoting!"

Xiao Yueyue's eyes lit up, he didn't expect that his apprentice was also in the card.

"I'm with you five steel coins!"

Zhang Jiunan got up angrily, and directly threw out the golden retriever of Big Brother Baotou recorded in the grassland and Lao Qinla who was hunting for treasure on the beach: "I have one person and one dog, Er Xiao can't beat me!"

Xiao Yueyue ran away immediately, staring and said: "I'll fuck you, compare my apprentice with a dog, you are a bit insulting!"

Zhou Jiuliang echoed: "That's right, besides, it's about being in charge, it's not about whether you can beat it or not!"

"I……"

Zhang Jiunan was speechless, and pushed the five steel coins over, and said nonchalantly, "We have a lot of coins, so I'll give you five!"

"I go!"

"Okay you ghost!"

Zhang Helun and Shaobing directly beat Zhang Jiunan, who made the decision without authorization.

Luan rang laughed, and played another card: "Bet ten steel coins, we will give you the Lord Hou! Who can take care of you except the leek box?"

Shaobing chuckled, and threw out a card to fight back: "We are with ten steel coins, out of Kong Yunlong! Let me explain to you, Master Hou is the driver who usually drives, and our third brother used the car to kill himself!"

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the explanation, the brothers were laughing hard.

"Correct."

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "Kong Yunlong is not stingy, he doesn't care who you are, so this is in charge."

Offensive and defensive conversion.

Zhang Helun pouted his big mouth, and played three cards as if he was bound to win: "We bet ten steel coins, and we get three cranes, Yan Hexiang, Yang Hetong, Cao Heyang."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, and also played three cards: "We play three traffic, Zhou Jiuliang, Qin Xiaoxian, and Wang Jiulong."

Xiao Yueyue, who was the referee, waved his hand and said with a smile: "You don't need so many, just one flow from Lao Qin is enough!"

"Hahaha~~"

Zhang Helun fought back unwillingly: "Then let's bomb, four nines, Shang Jiuxi, Yang Jiulang, Zhang Jiuling, He Jiuhua."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, and said, "Then we Wang Zha, Xiao Yueyue, and Sun Yue!"

"Too much care!"

Before Zhang Helun could speak, Xiao Yueyue directly pushed Zhang Helun's chips to Qu Xiaoyun.

Seeing that the referee was biased, Zhang Helun played his hole card angrily: "Don't play tricks, Xiao Yueyue and Sun Yue count as six, we will be the teacher's wife!"

Xiao Yueyue immediately changed his face, not only pushed back the chips, but also took more chips from Qu Xiaoyun's side to give away: "Master is taking care of me, I'm so happy!"

"This thing is too flattering." Guo Degang smiled and shook his head.

Luan Dangdang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Let it go, we can still take care of it."

Everyone was shocked.

"There are still people who can manage Master, are you crazy?" Xiao Yueyue said in surprise.

Luan Yanchen chuckled, played a special card, and explained: "Really, we have a sponsor's card, and the universal card can handle it!"

"Good guy, there are such cards."

The brothers and sisters were very surprised. Zhang Helun's team struggled for a long time, but they still lost this round.

"Ten coins, let's get Li Xueqin!" Shaobing said.

Luan Dangdang responded with a card: "Then let's play Qu Xiaoyun, he married Qu Xiaoyun in the show."

Zhang Helun waved his hand: "No way, now when you get married, you listen to your daughter-in-law."

Qu Xiaoyun became hardened for the sake of steel, rolled up his arms and sleeves and said, "I really don't listen to her, beat her three times a day!"

"Look what you can."

Zhang Helun curled his lips, and didn't say much even though he was dissatisfied. He directly threw out a trump card: "Will you listen to this, Luan Nengdeng!"

"I..." Qu Xiaoyun froze immediately.

"It doesn't matter, what kind of thing is Luan Dangdang!"

Good guy, Brother Luan directly hacked himself for the sake of winning, which made everyone laugh.

……

(End of this chapter)