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Chapter 326 Tiger Zhou Can't Touch His Butt (Please Subscribe!)

Due to lunch time, there are not many guests in the cattery.

There was not even a single guest in the activity room, which was reserved by Zhou Shuyi and Qu Xiaoyun. There were six cats in the room of about [-] square meters, all of them were orange cats. It could be described as——

The big tangerines are big, the big tangerines are the most important, ten tangerines and nine are fat, the tangerines are gratifying, and the tangerines are precisely distributed. If you are a fan of tangerines, you have the tangerines. If you enjoy the tangerines, the tangerines are world-famous.

Nine of the ten orange cats are fat, and one is very fat. The orange cat lives up to everyone's expectations. It really is that big oranges are the most important thing in everything. Even the kitten is a little chubby.

After entering the room, Zhou Shuyi seemed to have opened the door to a new world, her eyes lit up, and her little boyfriend was immediately overshadowed by these cats.

Zhou Shuyi picked up the cat teasing plush ball, walked to a small orange cat, and began to tease it.

The little orange cat has a yellow and white head, and the whole body is orange, only the feet are white, as if wearing two pairs of white socks, very cute.

The little orange cat became interested when he saw the plush ball on the ground, and stretched out his small paws to fiddle with it, and the plush ball rolled along with it. Where do you run, I will definitely catch you!"

Zhou Shuyi squatted down, stretched out her white hand and gently touched the little milk cat's head, the little milk cat "meowed" a few times in a childlike voice, and stretched out its small tongue to lick Zhou Shuyi's hand.

Qu Xiaoyun could see clearly from the side, Zhou Shuyi's eyes were smiling.

"Mimi!"

Soon Zhou Shuyi and the kitten became acquainted, hugging each other in their arms, hugging and holding them high, people are not as good as cats, which made Qu Xiaoyun very envious.

"Do you want to pet it?" Zhou Shuyi smiled and pointed to the little orange cat in her arms.

"Can you really touch it?" Qu Xiaoyun was taken aback for a moment, and then his eyes lit up.

"Of course." Zhou Shuyi nodded with narrowed eyes.

"Really, really?" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't believe his ears.

"As long as you're happy, you can touch it however you want." Zhou Shuyi encouraged.

"As long as I'm happy and I'm really proactive, then I won't be polite." Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head, showing Crayon Shin-chan's shy smile, and then stretched out his hand.

"Go to hell, what the hell are you doing touching my ass!" Zhou Shuyi put down the cat with a blushing face, stood up and was ready to do it.

"No, you asked me to touch it, and you said that as long as I like it, I can touch it however I want..." Qu Xiaoyun defended innocently.

"I'm talking about touching cats, you pervert!"

Zhou Shuyi punched fiercely with staring eyes, and Qu Xiaoyun got a big bump on his head.

Qu Xiaoyun: "..."

……

Zhou Shuyi likes cats very much, and the two of them stayed in the cattery for more than an hour in a blink of an eye.

"I'm going to the toilet."

Qu Xiaoyun took the excuse of going to the toilet, went out of the room and found the owner of the cattery, talked about the price of the little orange cat that his girlfriend liked, and wanted to give it to her as a surprise.

The owner of the cattery is a middle-aged man, a native of Modu, who looks like a profiteer, and when he comes up, he asks for 1 yuan.

Qu Xiaoyun doesn’t know much about pets either. According to his knowledge, no matter if it’s a cat or a dog at the grandma’s house in the countryside, as long as they have cubs, they will give them away for free. If they are more advanced, a classmate’s golden retriever has a cub, five hundred. This opening cost [-], and the real value was shocked.

"Give me a reason why it's worth 1 yuan!" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help blurting out.

The owner pushed his small glasses, spoke the standard Modu dialect, and proudly told the origin of the cat: "My little orange cat has an unusual origin. Fat Guard, Gong Miao, Aixinjueluo Papa's work before tearing down the eggs!"

"I have gone through thousands of mountains and rivers to open eggs for matching. The price of [-] is already a lot of water. If you can't buy it, you will lose money and you can't be fooled. This little female cat is worth a lot after giving birth. You buy it and you earn money... ..."

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and interrupted: "Don't come here, let me tell you, I'm talking about cross talk, you can bluff others, but you can't bluff me, do you know what I can do when I change careers? "

The shopkeeper shook his head.

"Fortune-telling is better than you, don't tell me these things are useless, I will buy them sincerely, can it be cheaper!" Qu Xiaoyun said seriously.

"Excessive asking price, pay back the money on the spot, you pay the price!" The shopkeeper wanted to hear the price in the heart of the young man in front of him, to see if he understood or not.

Qu Xiaoyun sneered, swung out the dragon-slaying knife, and bargained: "2000!!!"

The shopkeeper bared his teeth and excitedly shook Qu Xiaoyun's hand: "Deal!"

"???"

After hearing this, Qu Xiaoyun immediately regretted it. The price was not only mixed with water, but also mixed with a river of quicksand. Suddenly, he felt that his head was bigger than Yan Hexiang...

Qu Xiaoyun swiped his card to complete the formalities, then took the receipt and went back to the activity room, and gave the little orange cat to Zhou Shuyi, who excitedly kissed him.

"Let's give it a name!" Zhou Shuyi hugged the little orange cat in her arms, loving it so much.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Okay, you can think of a name for it!"

Zhou Shuyi raised her eyes and thought for a while, then she had an idea: "How about calling the little guy 'Laifu'?"

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips after hearing this, shook his head and said, "It's not that good, it's better to be called Chang Wei..."

"Then get up!" Zhou Shuyi rolled his eyes at him.

"How about Xiaobai?" Qu Xiaoyun suggested.

"Brother, please, it's an orange cat, isn't it appropriate to call a yellow cat Xiaobai?" Zhou Shuyi was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun changed his tune and said, "That's called rhubarb!"

Zhou Shuyi pushed him away with a look of disgust: "I hate it, rhubarb is like a dog's name, listen to me, just call it 'Laifu'!"

Qu Xiaoyun was speechless: "Actually, if you have a veto, you don't have to ask me..."

"Yes, I'm not discussing with you, I'm informing you!"

Zhou Shuyi raised her small fist and put on an unreasonable look.

Qu Xiaoyun: "..."

"Little Laifu, Tie Tie!"

Zhou Shuyi turned on the cat sucking mode again, and the little orange cat blinked Kazilan's big eyes, and screamed "meow" when it was sucked, as if it was shouting "baa".

Qu Xiaoyun squatted behind the little orange cat with a look of envy, and applied with a smile: "Well... I'm in line, and I want to post it too!"

Zhou Shuyi chuckled: "Get lost!"

After Zhou Shuyi had had enough fun, Qu Xiaoyun chatted with the owner about opening cat cafes, and accompanied her to visit cat cafes in other places the next day. The holiday was very busy.

……

Qu Xiaoyun flew back to Shencheng the next night to prepare for Penguin Video's "Cloud First Crosstalk Conference".

This cross talk conference, in order to better the performance, adopted the old partner plan. Except for some random combinations of partners who did not come to the show, the rest were based on the old ones. Zhou Jiuliang partnered with Meng Hetang, Shaobing partner Xiaosi, Xiaoyun's partner Yan Hexiang...

The Steel Boys competition is over, and it's easier for everyone to study jokes.

The next afternoon.

It is still Nanshan Theater.

The audience was fully seated 10 minutes beforehand, and they were all looking forward to today's performance.

In a blink of an eye, the performance started and the live broadcast room opened at the same time.

The number of viewers in the live broadcast room exceeded [-] in an instant, and continued to rise, and the barrage filled the screen:

"Wow, I didn't expect there to be a cross talk conference in Yunfa, it's so conscientious!!!"

"I love it, I'm here for the characters, Deyun girl is reporting!!!"

"Looking forward to a new episode today!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun was sitting behind the desk in a blue gown, when a piece of Xingmu slammed, he opened his mouth:

"After ten rounds of team battle assessment, the steel boy appeared from the sky. Taking advantage of the wind, Penguin Video Cloud Premiere exclusively presents the "Deyun Douxiaoshe" Cloud Premiere Crosstalk Conference for all readers. Come and listen to the crosstalk together. Happy, happy!"

Yibing Xingmu slammed again, and the camera cut.

The host Liu Xiaoting came to the stage to announce the curtain, and the audience applauded.

"Dear viewers and friends, good afternoon, everyone. I am the host of this session, Liu Xiaoting. Penguin Video Cloud First will present you a "Deyun Douxiaoshe" crosstalk conference, so that love can be present at any time, and crosstalk can be supported !"

"Next, please enjoy the performers of the first program "Big Face", Liu Xiaoting and Gao Xiaobei!"

The two played soy sauce for two seasons, and today they finally stood on the stage as the opening performance, which was not easy.

Liu Xiaoting, like Master Xiao Yueyue, took the route of teasing, and Gao Xiaobei, like Master Luan Dangdang, took the route of flattering.

"Da Xiangmian" is a traditional program, the two of them added some new burdens to it, and added some ethics. As far as the opening is concerned, the performance is not bad.

After you sing, I will appear.

In a blink of an eye, Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang came on stage. Qu Xiaoyun, who was standing at the gate of the field, experienced two seasons of training in the team, and now he is very calm, no longer the nervous boy he used to be.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "One Huhou", performed by Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang!"

"it is good!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun, who is the hottest boy in steel, is very popular now. As soon as Liu Xiaoting finished speaking, there was bursts of applause from the audience.

Amid the enthusiastic applause, Yan Hexiang and Qu Xiaoyun, both in black coats, stepped onto the stage with square steps one after the other.

After adjusting the microphone, Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile on his face: "Thank you, thank you for your enthusiastic applause. I am very happy to be on this stage again. Let me briefly introduce myself. My name is Qu Xiaoyun, yes An actor from the Deyun Club, this amazing guy next to me..."

Hearing the compliment, Yan Hexiang showed a naive smile.

did not expect……

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly changed the subject: "The famous widow of Deyun Club, Yan Hexiang!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Go to hell!"

Yan He patted the table angrily: "A man is a widow only after he dies, Guo Qiling, Guo Qilin is alive and kicking, and he is still filming!"

"Good guy!"

Qu Xiaoyun stopped with a smile: "The widow even forgot who her husband is?"

Yan Hexiang shook his head, turned his head and explained to the audience: "I made a slip of the tongue when I got excited just now..."

Qu Xiaoyun snorted coldly, and said mockingly: "They don't want you anymore, and you still help them maintain it, tsk tsk tsk..."

"Hahaha~~"

As soon as these words came out, there was a direct shock, and the audience in the audience laughed.

Yan Hexiang was stunned speechless.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun snickered and said, "When it comes to names, we have a lot of interesting names in Deyun Club, so we won't mention Zhou dog food, donkeys, and whips..."

"How fresh, you've mentioned it all!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, and gave an example: "Teacher Zheng Hao's name is interesting."

"What happened to Teacher Zheng Hao?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Actually, very few people at our age use this name. It sounds like a stage name. His real name is not Zheng Hao, but his real name is 'Xiding'!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Why is he called that name?" Yan Hexiang curled his lips after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "His parents wanted a son after they gave birth to two daughters. His father was happy that he was born. This time it's okay. The family's big happy event has been settled, so it's called Xiding."

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun said happily: "He has forgotten what his last name is, Zheng Xiding."

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"This has been changed to ongoing." Yan Hexiang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his thigh with a smile and said: "Oh, their family made a lot of jokes about it later!"

"What kind of joke is this?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and imitated the situation at that time and said: "Zheng Hao went to work, and his father stayed at home. When the daughter-in-law came back, she saw that her husband was not at home——Dad, is he washing his ass?"

"Let my daughter-in-law see it." Yan He said in detail.

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the audience, the audience laughed up and down and gave warm applause.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Actually speaking, cross talk is to study people, and only after careful consideration on stage and off stage can we do a good job in this line of work."

"I have to think about it." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun said: "What is the purpose of dealing with different audiences these years? You spend money to buy tickets to support us, you are our parents, I have to understand what you think in your heart."

"Thought it out."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, of course there are different types of audiences."

"Tell me."

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "For example, a large number of audiences have risen to the status of fans. They like this actor, and they will follow him wherever they play. They will support and encourage them, and treat them like their own relatives. We can never have too many such audiences. .”

"That is."

"Currently, those who send flowers and food don't send money, right?" Qu Xiaoyun twisted his fingers and turned his head to ask.

The audience in the audience chuckled.

"How fresh, why should I give you money!" Yan He complained in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved to the audience: "There will be, I have to give them to them slowly."

"Hahaha~~"

"Just wait and see!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to give an example: "This kind of audience is very welcome, of course, there are some audience friends who can't reach this fanatical state. They can listen to everything and watch everything!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Oh, I appreciate it more comprehensively."

"I listen to cross talk today, and I like to listen to drama tomorrow, I also watch Peking opera, and I can explain symphony, allegro, monkey playing, cockfighting, and dog matching!"

Yan Hexiang frowned as he listened, and complained: "Huh? This is too complicated, isn't it? The last one is similar to my hobby..."

"Hahaha~~"

Seeing that the popular actors started to laugh at themselves for the effect of the show, the audience laughed and gave warm applause.

……

(End of this chapter)