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Chapter 329 Uncle Yu Takes Master Hou to Play

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a sad expression on his face: "So it's a pity that Mr. Hou didn't know where he was born in the end."

"The tragedy of that era." Speaking of this, Yan Hexiang was also very sad.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Old Mr. Hou has been struggling in the capital for so many years, and he has finally become a generation of cross talk masters. Everyone is familiar with his three young masters."

"Yes." Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his fingers and pointed: "One is Mr. Hou Yaozhong, the father of Lord Hou, an actor in the art troupe, with a good voice, but he quit this job later, so everyone is not familiar with it."

"Yes."

"The third son is Mr. Hou Yaowen, the master, and the second son, everyone, go online and have a look." Qu Xiaoyun sneered.

Fighting for his younger brother's property is very famous, and some audience members in the audience smiled wryly and shook their heads.

"I won't introduce any more." Yan Hexiang said coldly.

Qu Xiaoyun concluded: "There are only a few young masters. Just now the host said that the program is called "One Family Hou". What does one family Hou mean? It's because Mr. Hou Baolin has a seal engraved with One Family Hou."

"My own words." Yan He said in detail.

"A scholar once said that your name is well chosen. Do you mean that when the dung soil was ten thousand households? Mr. Hou said no, one household Hou means that there is only one family named Hou in this large courtyard." Qu Xiaoyun smiled. explained.

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, speak the vernacular." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Unfortunately, I have never met old Mr. Hou, not even my master. Only Mr. Yu has seen these people in the backstage, because Mr. Yu grew up in the capital and Mr. Hou passed away. Teacher Yu went to the hospital before."

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Mr. Hou is holding Uncle Yu's hand, you have to work hard, you go to the front and wait for me."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, and laughed so hard that they gave warm applause.

"Let's go first with the uncle?" Yan Hexiang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said with a smile, "Uncle Yu didn't listen to the old man."

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang couldn't help laughing: "How fresh."

Qu Xiaoyun said with emotion: "Fortunately, Uncle Yu didn't leave. If Master leaves, Master won't be able to recognize his mentor, Mr. Hou."

"It's the truth, I'm familiar with you at that time." Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I heard from Master that I was not very familiar with Mr. Hou at that time. I met by chance. Master and Mr. Hou collaborated in a cross talk called "Xiqu Solitaire". Then, after singing Mr. Hou, he liked him very much, and later when master and Mr. Hou were in the bathing center..."

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

The audience booed with laughter.

"Hey! The bathing center..." Yan Hexiang was surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hands with a smile, and explained: "I mentioned this matter when I was taking a bath. Later, Mr. Hou had a video, and he answered the phone in the shed. Mr. Hou called my master—I want to collect it recently. One apprentice, people say you are suitable, are you willing? Of course my master is willing, and one sentence has settled such an important matter."

"Knocking their heads on the ground, master and apprentice are like father and son." Yan He said in detail.

"Mr. Hou was in his sixties at the time. He was very naive, like a child. During the performance, he was in the theater, and everyone was talking about something. A small toy car came up on the stage. Who caught who hit whom. People wondered, picked it up and asked what to do. Mr. Hou came out from behind the scenes, put it down, this is mine."

"Old kid." Yan He praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Mr. Hou's greatest characteristic is timidity, how can he be timid? The first thing is not to go to the crematorium to send someone off."

"Oh, scared."

"Secondly, I don't go to the hospital to see patients, including his death. After three months of trouble every day, I feel distressed. When I enter the backstage, I lie down on the sofa. Quick, give me a press, click for him, and feel good when you press it. Well, it’s actually a heart attack, I’ve made appointments many times and I’m afraid to go to the hospital, people tremble in the corridors of the hospital station and are afraid, such a big artist is timid and can’t think of things.”

"But he is a warm person. At that time, Mr. Hou lived in the suburbs, far away from the city. He went up and down three floors by himself, and the elevators were not open, because he was afraid of power consumption."

"It's really meticulous." Yan He praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "You are timid, you can't live in such a big house. There is a hut in the basement, the hut is five or six square meters, and there is a double bed. Find a corner there and endure it. There is a sword in the room. When the door slams, Mr. Hou picked up the sword, he is extremely cowardly."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Sometimes when I get bored and panic, I call everyone, come quickly, come and eat seafood."

"eat seafood?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Take this to fool everyone. People from Shannan to Haibei have gone. If you want to say three or two people, get some shrimps and crabs to eat. There are more than five or six people, and stretch noodles."

"Huyou went to eat noodles?" Yan He shook his head with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, and then said: "Mr. Hou is very cute. His biggest hobby is playing mahjong. There is only one room with glass. There is no glass on the side where he sits."

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun emphasized, "The other three sides must have glass."

"Why is this used?" Yan He praised in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "He just sits there and watches, and he can know what cards you have at any time."

"It'd be nice to just lay down and fight." Yan Hexiang snickered.

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"If he loses, he won't give it. If you lose, you must give it."

"Good guy."

"If you won, he would lose face at that time, he is so innocent and cute." Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up.

"Old naughty boy." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject and said, "Of course my master has gone, and Mr. Hou is willing to chat with my master about cross talk. There is a private room on the second floor, and the two of you chat there. Mr. Hou also likes playing strings."

"Oh, like pulling strings."

"I don't know what department he is pulling. Anyway, my master will sing along to whatever he pulls. The two of us can play for half the night, which is very happy."

"The relationship between master and apprentice is good." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun recalled: "My master told me that once in his memory, Mr. Hou taught him a timid book, which he always sang on stage, but the one that Mr. Hou sang was different." Singing:
There is a big drum playing slowly
My Sanxian is slow and slow
I won't say a little bit

Give the big one to Duke Ming
Yesterday I sang the half-finished Peng Gong Case

There are two or three paragraphs
did not explain it clearly

"it is good!!!"

"Crash~"

"Papapapa~~"

Qu Xiaoyun sang with correct accent and full of charm, the audience applauded and applauded.

"Teach my master these few words, and my master called me again."

"Inheritance." Yan He applauded carefully.

"I've never heard anyone sing this part before."

"The only one." Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

Backstage.

Guo De just listened to this familiar ditty, memories welled up in his heart, recalling the scene with his mentor, back and forth in his mind like watching a movie, his eyes were red.

Yu Qian's nose was sore when he heard this.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly and said: "It's a pity that the great artist passed away as soon as he said he was going to die. Fortunately, now that the Hou family has a descendant, Mr. Hou Yaozhong's son Hou Zhen has inherited his will, and he also talks about cross talk."

"Master Hou."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Master Hou actually has to think about his kindness."

"Why do you think of the uncle?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "My master met the master through Uncle Yu, and Master Hou entered the Deyun Club through Uncle Yu. They are good friends, and they are apprentices of the same master."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Yes, they are all Mr. Shi's apprentices."

Qu Xiaoyun twitched his lips, and complained: "Master Hou not only has a big face, but also has an extremely broken mouth. He babbles, listening to him makes his brain boil."

The audience in the audience couldn't help laughing thinking about Lord Hou's appearance.

"It's boiling." Yan Hexiang nodded in agreement.

"Broken mouth, what are you doing, what are you doing, is it plausible?" Qu Xiaoyun's imitation was lifelike, and the audience laughed and applauded.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject and said: "Although the mouth is broken, but people are very kind, Hou Ye and Uncle Yu are the best."

"Yes, he is a real teacher and brother." Yan Hexiang nodded.

"Let Master Hou come to Deyun Club to talk about cross talk, the Hou family is the only one who can inherit it."

"Let him come."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued, "Of course, Uncle Yu has selfish intentions. The two of them have a good personal relationship. When they were young, they both grew up in the same alley."

"They're all neighbors." Yan He said in detail.

"That will be how many years older than him, my son."

"Take the kids to play."

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "Uncle Yu named himself a captain. At that time, children would play like that, and he was in charge of Lord Hou."

"Oh, Master Hou is a team member."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Captain Tiantian led the team, the two of them had a great time."

"There are only two people in their team, this popularity is not very good." Yan Hexiang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and the audience laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Think about it, who cares about the two children who talk about cross talk?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "It's really bad to talk about cross talk."

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "The two play together every day. In fact, it would be said that childhood life was miserable, and there was nothing to eat, and there was nothing to wear, but now it is very sweet."

"That's true." Yan Hexiang agreed.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example while gesticulating: "At that time they played hoop rolling. Most of the audience don't know about it now. It's something played in that era. The whole hoop is pushed with an iron rod and walked four times on the street. an hour, now that I think about it, isn't that crazy?"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Don't feel tired and panic." Yan Hexiang nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "At that time, I also played catching dragonflies. Sometimes the guy was not smooth, so he took off his vest to smoke dragonflies. He was very happy. Children are the happiest during the New Year and holidays. Why? They can change into new clothes during the New Year. Clothes, good food, and cannons."

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject and said, "But firing cannons is not like it is now. Now it is said to buy 5000 yuan cannons. In the past, there was no money."

Correct.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "The 100 yuan firecrackers are still going out to be lit. They are prodigal sons. They have to be dismantled. After dismantling, put them in the pocket, and put the whole stick of incense. Light one and throw one away."

"That's it." Yan Hexiang nodded.

"It's just fun."

"you do not say."

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "But this fun was enough for them when they were young."

"No money?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained: "The Hou family has a little money, but they don't want their children to play with cannons. They are afraid that they will collapse. Master Hou has never seen someone buy cannons. Sometimes he has to pick up the ones that others have put away. Whoever still hangs up?" Firecrackers, the ones that didn’t go off, he picked them up, had fun with this, and caught them everywhere to see who set off the firecrackers.”

"Yes." Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Other people lighted a whip and threw it on the street. It cracked so loudly that Uncle Yu rushed in immediately when he saw it."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, and laughed so hard that they gave warm applause.

"Good guy, charge right after you release it, won't it explode?" Yan Hexiang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands, nodded and said: "Isn't that right, Uncle Yu's clothes are all rotten."

"Did it explode?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, bent down and imitated searching around on the stage: "Uncle Yu didn't care about his clothes torn, and searched all over the floor for whips. It took a long time, and one of them didn't make a sound."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

"Good guy, after so much effort, none of them made a sound." Yan Hexiang was speechless.

The corners of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth rose, and he said proudly: "Kung fu is not in vain."

"It's not in vain yet." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at his hand and said excitedly, "Great, now I have the mastery over this cannon."

"It's not easy." Yan Hexiang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Master Hou will come later—report to the captain, give me this cannon."

Yan Hexiang raised his eyebrows: "Why?"

"Yeah, why!"

Qu Xiaoyun pulled his coat, imitating the situation at that time, and scolded: "It's wishful thinking, didn't you see that my clothes are all rotten?"

"That's right."

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject, patted his coat and said, "Although my jacket and trousers are all torn, you, as my team member, can share my happiness."

"How do you share this?" Yan Hexiang was very curious.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "The sound of the artillery can't be heard by others, but we have to listen to it."

"My good fellow, I haven't heard of it, so it's only worth listening to yourself!" Yan Hexiang couldn't laugh or cry after listening.

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head and looked around, thinking: "Where should I put this thing? I searched and searched again, let's go to the public toilet!"

"You really know where to choose!" Yan Hexiang pouted, very speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience. Everyone listened very attentively, and was very curious about how Yu Qian led Hou Zhen to set off the cannon in the toilet.

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(End of this chapter)