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Chapter 343 Playing Chess with Father Zhou
The opening of the cat cafe has been busy all day, and as the evening approached, Zhou Shuyi's father decided to meet his daughter's boyfriend.

As the old saying goes, if you can marry a daughter-in-law, you can't hire a daughter-in-law.

If the son wants to talk about marriage, what is divorce every three days? That's not a problem.As long as the daughter goes out in the bridal sedan chair, it's as if someone stole her father, stomping her feet in the house, how can she take advantage of him?nonsense!
Usually it is when a daughter is married that she cries when she is a father. You can see that he usually kills seven and eight, but he has completely changed on this day.

Zhou Shuyi's father was very happy when he learned that his daughter had a boyfriend. After all, her daughter is 28 this year and worried about getting married. Ten blind dates are difficult, and the goal I set for my daughter is to get married before the age of 30.

Yesterday, I learned from my daughter-in-law that my daughter has a boyfriend, and my daughter is quite willing, as if she can make it, not to mention how happy she is, but after being happy, thinking about her daughter getting married and leaving her, and possibly marrying far away, I really feel a little uncomfortable.

Zhou Shuyi's father has been thinking about the meeting since yesterday, and was busy taking care of relatives and friends at the opening today. He didn't say a word. When he was almost busy, he asked his daughter to close the shop in advance and prepare to meet at the cat cafe.

Six o'clock in the evening.

"Thank you for coming today, we are closing, welcome to join us tomorrow!"

After seeing off the unfinished customers, Zhou Shuyi and Qu Xiaoyun began to clean up the messy shop, waiting for Zhou's father to arrive.

"My father is very talkative, so don't be nervous." Seeing Qu Xiaoyun's absent-minded appearance while packing up, Zhou Shuyi reassured.

"Okay." Qu Xiaoyun came back to his senses, nodded with a smile.

Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, the wind chimes rang, the store door was pushed open, and Dad Zhou came.

Zhou's father is wearing a black suit today, about 1.7 meters tall, very thin but very energetic, his face is flushed, as if he just had a drink.

"father!"

Seeing her father coming, Zhou Shuyi immediately put down her work and trot over to greet her father coquettishly.

"Hey!"

Father Zhou raised his hand lovingly to scrape the bridge of his daughter's nose.

Zhou Shuyi pointed at Qu Xiaoyun and introduced, "Father, let me introduce you. This is my boyfriend. His surname is Qu, and his name is Qu Xiaoyun."

"Hello, Uncle!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled, stepped forward to shake hands, and smelled of alcohol.

"Hello."

Zhou's father looked Qu Xiaoyun up and down, patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and praised: "The young man is strong enough!"

"Uncle, you are flattering me, please sit down, uncle."

Qu Xiaoyun invited Zhou's father to sit on the sofa, and moved a chair to sit on the opposite side to chat. Zhou Shuyi saw that his father had just had a drink, and thoughtfully brewed a pot of tea for him to sober up.

The content of the chat is nothing more than the topics that I talked with Zhou's mother yesterday.

"Where is your home?"

"How old are you?"

"How is work?"

"How did you meet my daughter?"

wait wait wait……

"Young man, are you in good shape? Do you often go to the gym?" Father Zhou took a sip of tea and chatted casually.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Yes, you can work better if you are in good health. Usually, you will go to the gym to exercise when you are not busy."

Father Zhou once worked at a construction site when he was young. From his point of view, he felt that going to the gym was useless. A good figure was just a sham. It was useless to spend that money. It would be more affordable to run outside and do push-ups and sit-ups.

"Exercising is right. I'm [-] this year, and I still exercise every day. Believe it or not, I can do [-] push-ups at a time now?" Father Zhou is extremely confident in his physical fitness.

"I believe."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, how could he not believe it.

"Young man, how about the two of us doing more push-ups?" There is no way to test whether you are dedicated to your relationship or whether you are good to your daughter. Test his fitness.

Qu Xiaoyun was taken aback after hearing this, how can he do more push-ups than anyone else when he meets him?

"Dad, what are you doing? You drank too much, what nonsense!" Zhou Shuyi saw that her father was drinking too much, and his face was flushed with embarrassment. It is possible to ask for help in a while.

Father Zhou waved his hand, frowned and said, "I'm happy today, don't worry about it, just worry about me getting angry!" After speaking, he looked at Qu Xiaoyun expectantly, waiting for a reply.

"Sure, exercising is good, let's just treat it as a digestion. I'm not as brave as you, so just treat it as a joke." Qu Xiaoyun understands people who drink a lot, and if they don't agree, they will chatter endlessly, so he agrees with a smile.

"Okay, I just said that I can do [-] push-ups in one go, so I'll follow this standard!" Father Zhou just did what he said, got up and took off his suit jacket, put his hands on the ground and started counting while doing it.

"One!"

"two!"

"Three!"

The first few push-ups were considered standard, and then a slight bend of the arms counted as one. Qu Xiaoyun didn’t take it seriously. It’s not easy to do it at the age of 50.

"63!"

"64!"

"65!"

"66!"

Zhou Shuyi was worried when she saw that her father was sweating from exhaustion, and he was getting more and more strenuous, so she leaned over and persuaded: "Dad, it's ok, you are too good, just do this, and do 66 push-ups for the opening of the business. It's auspicious." !"

"Okay, I will listen to my daughter."

Zhou's father really couldn't do it anymore. When his daughter came to persuade him, he went down the donkey and agreed, got up and patted the ashes on his hands, and said with a proud face: "Young man, it's your turn!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "Uncle, your physical fitness is great, you are fifty, you can do so many push-ups in one breath, more than 90.00% of your peers above nine, it is really amazing! "

"Hey, I'm getting older, it's no problem to make a hundred last year!" Dad Zhou was very happy after hearing the praise, as if he was about to bite someone.

"Okay, then I'm showing my ugliness. Don't dislike me if I don't do it up to standard."

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he bent down, opened his arms, put his legs together, and kept his body straight, doing them one by one in a very standard manner.

"One!"

"two!"

"Three!"

……

"eighty!"

"81!"

Qu Xiaoyun thought while doing it, how many would be appropriate to make?It’s okay to do twice as many more than 100 at a time, but it’s like a teacher running with the principal to release water. If you do the same amount, it’s not appropriate. It seems that you are too weak.

"87!"

"88!"

Qu Xiaoyun stopped after doing this, got up and scratched his head with a smile: "I'm tired, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to open today to make it auspicious!"

Zhou Shuyi and her father looked at each other with a smile, and they both understood that everything was in silence.

We chatted for a while, but there was nothing to talk about.

Zhou Shuyi had an idea, and suggested: "Father, he can also play chess, and he's pretty good at it. Would you like to play two games?"

"Success, do you have chess?"

When it came to playing chess, Zhou's father became interested. The physical examination was over, and it happened to be a test of IQ.

"Have."

Zhou Shuyi had prepared the chessboard a long time ago. After fetching it, Zhou's father couldn't wait to set the chessboard and start playing.

"Uncle, I'll learn from you, let me order." Qu Xiaoyun said modestly.

"Okay, then you use Hongzi."

Zhou's father saw that he spoke very politely and modestly, and he also liked him.

"You guys play first, I can't understand, I'll clean up the shop." Zhou Shuyi felt very boring after watching it for a while, so she continued to clean her precious shop.

After several games, Qu Xiaoyun figured out the strength of Zhou's father. It was not as good as Zhou Shuyi said, and belonged to the average level of the amateur group, but for the sake of being happy with him, Qu Xiaoyun did a good job.

……

after an hour.

Zhou's father answered a phone call from a dinner party and left in a hurry. Qu Xiaoyun heaved a sigh of relief. Seeing his uncle smiling, he passed another level.

After sending off Father Zhou, the two of them returned to the cat cafe. Qu Xiaoyun was physically and mentally exhausted, lying on the sofa and not wanting to move.

"What do you want to eat tonight?" Zhou Shuyi was very happy to see that her boyfriend was very popular with her parents, and helped her shoulders virtuously.

"Yes, pinch the acid twice more."

"We'll talk about what to eat later..." Although Qu Xiaoyun was hungry, he finally enjoyed Xiao Zhou's massage treatment, and now he just wanted to lie on his stomach.

10 minutes later……

"Tell me how you two are playing? Which of you two is better?" Zhou Shuyi is very confident in her father's chess skills, and is very curious about the outcome just now.

"It's so comfortable! Well, let me tell you about it."

Qu Xiaoyun was exhausted from the meeting, stretched his waist, got up and sat back on the small bench, placed four chess pieces on the chessboard, pointed to the chessboard and introduced Zhou Shuyi in detail: "What I played with your father is The one who eats everything and wins is a pair, and the bet is that there will be one veteran and one soldier left on my side, and one veteran and one prime minister left on your father's side."

Zhou Shuyi pointed at the chessboard with a look of surprise on her face: "There are only two chess pieces left? I didn't expect that, you are good enough, and there are too few opponents who are evenly matched with my father."

"Then take a look." Qu Xiaoyun pursed his mouth with a smug expression.

Zhou Shuyi scratched her head, and asked curiously: "There are two pieces left, and then? Who wins?"

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and explained: "It is reasonable to say that there is no way to play. It should be a draw, but your father is competitive. He came up with an idea. The red face crosses the river as a pawn, and the veteran goes out to take a turn."

"Can't it be like this?" Zhou Shuyi, who didn't understand the rules of chess, had a question mark on his face.

"Of course not, this is nonsense, but it doesn't matter if I want to keep your father happy, let's play!" Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said with a smile.

Zhou Shuyi smiled, gave a thumbs up and praised: "You are very enlightened!"

"Then look!"

In order to explain to Zhou Shuyi, a chess rookie, Qu Xiaoyun picked up the chess pieces and explained while placing them: "Your father picked up the 'phase' of the chess pieces while talking, before I could react,' Crack me! Don't wait when I see it, I copied my 'shi', 'crack' I'll 'shi' your father once!"

"Your father 'looks' at me like this, and I 'send' your father!"

"Your father 'photo' me, I 'sister' your father!"

"Four and 10 minutes have passed. I'm so tired of it. I thought of a way to pick up your father's 'photograph' and put it in my pocket. This time your father's 'photograph' can't get me anymore. I can only 'Shi' your father!"

"roll!!!"

Zhou Shuyi listened and recalled the memory, gritted her teeth with a ferocious face, pulled Qu Xiaoyun's arm, and printed several high-end watches on it one bite after another.

(The cross talk jokes were successfully inserted into the plot, hahaha!)

……

In order to prepare for the New Year's Eve performance, Qu Xiaoyun didn't stay in Shanghai much, and returned to the capital the next day.

Practicing, reading, designing jokes, practicing, reading, designing jokes.

Every day is very simple.

Half a month before the performance, Qu Xiaoyun was sent to the rose garden by his master.

Inside the study.

Guo Degang was wearing a blue pajamas, sitting behind the desk, brushing and practicing brush calligraphy, while Qu Xiaoyun was helping to study ink.

After a while, the writing was finished, the writing was neat and beautiful, and the word "fullness" was written.

After the ink was dry, Guo Degang raised the corner of his mouth, satisfied with his work. After admiring it for a while, he pointed to the work and turned his head to ask his apprentice, "Qu Xiaoyun, explain to me what these two words mean?"

"Master, this apprentice is dull, please explain." Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while, but couldn't figure out what it meant.

Guo Degang curled his lips, and joked: "What kind of fish is stewed? Is it stewed with noodle sauce? I'm not used to stewed with noodle sauce!"

After listening to the music, Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "Master, you really know how to find trouble."

Pointing to the writing on the table, Guo Degang explained to his disciples: "These two characters are called Man Ying. This is the philosophy of the Chinese people. Everything should not be too full. Why do you say that Xiao Man is the best in solar terms?"

"What is Xiaoman?"

Guo Degang raised his hand angrily: "I will slap you with a big mouth!"

Qu Xiaoyun reacted quickly, and quickly flashed out of the attack range, and explained: "Master, I really don't know, and I haven't done much research on the plot that I couldn't get along with since I was a child."

Guo Degang glared at him, suppressed his anger and said: "Xiaoman means that the rice grains have been filled, but not full. This time is the best, including the actors. If you are old red and purple, you are not far from bad luck. The moon is the worst What is taboo is being extremely round, after being extremely round, it will start to be short immediately, it is the best when it seems round but not round, you have to know what is contentment in life.”

"I chatted that day and said that the Deyun Society is not as good as it is now, and I am content. You really gave me 40 billion to [-] billion, of course no one will give it."

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled and flattered him, "Master, I will try my best to earn several billion, and I will give it to you after I earn it!"

Guo Degang was overjoyed, and changed the subject: "Don't worry, I recently fell in love with a boa robe."

Qu Xiaoyun reacted quickly, took out his mobile phone, and joked: "Master, I will call your son right away!"

"go with!"

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hand: "If you really give me tens of billions, I have to think about it. So much money is useless. What is the use? I have talked with many very rich people, and I asked what is the money for in the end? "

"He said that it is useless. People spend money with a purpose. I need a house and I bought it. After buying it, my next purpose is to need a big house, and then I need a great big villa. Then I need a refrigerator worth 10 yuan and a TV worth 50 yuan, okay, after all these are met?"

"The money is useless, so you just sit in the house and count the money. At the end of the count, you don't even have fingerprints, and you can't unlock your mobile phone. These things are really belongings, but you have to look at them while you are alive. It's not easy to understand."

"Take a piece of Tang Bohu's words, from the Ming Dynasty to my hand, it has to pass through the hands of many people, everyone loves it like a treasure, but you are just a passerby, unless you burn it and tear it up when you die, then this Things are yours, as long as you love it and you are reluctant to tear it, it must belong to someone else!"

"Oh, this house is precious. It cost eight thousand purple gold to buy. After you died, your son asked someone to come in and took 100 yuan. So people's happiness is the most important thing."

Qu Xiaoyun seemed to understand but didn't understand after listening, scratched his head and said: "Master, I don't have billions, and I'm not so red..."

Guo De just finished listening to the music: "Do you want to have a chat with me and you, Uncle Qian, for the New Year's Eve performance?"

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(End of this chapter)