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Chapter 355 Xiao Zhou is a Pervert (please subscribe!)

Zhou Shuyi violently adjusted her clothes completely, as if nothing had happened just now, she took one bite after another of the snacks, and watched the TV show with gusto.

Qu Xiaoyun, who was treated inhumanely, fought back tears and got up from the sofa, sobbing: "I need to pay more!!!"

"how much is it?"

Zhou Shuyi didn't even look up, and asked lightly.

"Ten thousand!"

Qu Xiaoyun opened his mouth wide while arranging his clothes.

After hearing this, Zhou Shuyi showed a smirk on his face, took out his mobile phone from his bag, shook his eyebrows, and said, "I'll transfer [-] yuan to you, and seven more times!"

"forget it!"

After hearing Qu Xiaoyun's head buzzing, he just ran away, not to mention seven more times, he probably won't be able to get up again, this perverted behavior is simply a punishment.

Qu Xiaoyun went back to the kitchen and threw the durian skin into the garbage bag first, tied it up and put another layer on it, trying to make the damage as small as possible, otherwise it can work together with snail powder as a biochemical weapon, and it can kill rhinitis for many years cured.

After finishing packing, Qu Xiaoyun checked the time. The noodles should be almost cooked. He took out one with chopsticks and tasted the softness.

"Cough cough!"

As soon as the package was opened, Qu Xiaoyun choked and coughed. He took a deep breath and sprinkled the seasoning packet, then quickly moved back to the living room.

"Is the snail powder ready?" Zhou Shuyi asked while watching the short video.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head, picked up a bag of potato chips and ate it: "Not yet, just put the seasoning bag in it, and it's almost ready when the water boils again."

"Great!"

Zhou Shuyi applauded happily, and handed over the plate containing durian meat.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Qu Xiaoyun took the plate and asked.

"No."

Zhou Shuyi smiled and shook her head: "Help me cook durian meat and snail noodles together!"

Qu Xiaoyun stared like copper bells after hearing this, and said in shock, "What? What kind of abnormal way to eat durian boiled snail noodles?"

"Look at this!"

Zhou Shuyi handed the short video that she just got to Qu Xiaoyun to watch, and explained: "I just watched that's how Zhang Meng and Cheng Xiao ate in "Oh, Good Body", and they added a piece of stinky tofu to it, saying It's the same smell, the negative and the negative are positive!"

"I don't like stinky tofu, so you can just cook durian meat and snail noodles for me. I see how delicious they are. I want to try it!"

Qu Xiaoyun already had a sense of the picture after listening to it, and wondered if he did this, would the neighbors think that this house was cooking Ollie, and that pretty girls have such special tastes...

"No! I stink just thinking about it!" Qu Xiaoyun resolutely refused.

"Hurry up, please!" Zhou Shuyi pouted coquettishly.

"No negotiation!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said firmly.

After hearing this, Zhou Shuyi's expression changed instantly, and she said with a blunt smile: "Okay, then let's talk about you hugging female fans on stage, you smiled happily, I hope you can have more beautiful fans, right? "

"Oh, woman!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't expect that she would turn over the old score. She had no reason to talk to the woman, and could only beg for mercy with tears in her eyes: "I...I'll cook for you..."

"Humph!"

Zhou Shuyi rolled his eyes at him and urged, "Hurry up!"

"Hold on……"

Dejected, Qu Xiaoyun went back to the kitchen and rubbed two balls of paper to plug his nose, and began to operate this dark dish. The durian taste became more intense after being heated, and when it collided with the snail powder, a foul-smelling spark was wiped out, and the taste was suffocating.

Turn off the heat and take out the pot.

"It's ready, let's eat!"

After Qu Xiaoyun brought this dark dish to the dining table, he began to brush the pan non-stop. The dishwashing liquid was pumped out crazily, foam splashed everywhere, and the hand that was washing the pan left an afterimage.

"coming!"

Zhou Shuyi patted the snack crumbs on her hands, came to the dining table humming a song, looked at the snail noodles in the bowl very satisfied, turned her face to look at Qu Xiaoyun who was washing the pot, and couldn't help laughing: "It has a little taste That's all, why don't you stuff your nose with paper balls!"

The faucet was turned on and there was a sound of running water. Qu Xiaoyun didn't hear what she said. Looking back, she saw her standing there silly, laughing at herself after all her hard work, very annoyed: "What are you laughing at? You shouldn't be so delirious from being smoked." right?"

Zhou Shuyi smiled and shook her head: "No, I remembered something."

"what?"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and asked.

Zhou Shuyi pointed to the snail noodles on the table and said with a smile: "When I was at home, I cooked the snail noodles and put them on the coffee table to cool. Scratching the table with its paws, trying to bury the bowl, it thought I was eating...hahaha!!!”

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips, looked at Zhou Shuyi whose smile was getting more and more presumptuous with the eyes of a mentally retarded person, unable to complain.

"Isn't it funny?"

Zhou Shuyi was laughing like crazy. Seeing that he was not smiling, she continued: "The next thing is interesting. After I finished eating, it meowed at me, led me to the litter box, and pooped on my face, and then it Instead of burying it with cat litter, I beckoned to me with a small paw, hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun had already completed the picture in his brain, and sighed softly: "Little Laifu's cat life has been subverted by you, and you are still laughing!"

"You're boring, isn't it funny!"

Zhou Shuyi snorted, sat down and began to chatter.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a serious face: "We say that cross talkers are professionally trained, and they won't laugh unless they are particularly funny!"

"Little red guy, your brain is out of order!" Zhou Shuyi gritted her teeth.

"Hahaha~~"

He has always spoken Mandarin, and Qu Xiaoyun thought it was very fresh when he came to this sentence suddenly: "This sentence you said is quite funny, let me say it again."

The face slap came so quickly.

Zhou Shuyi's face was full of disgust, and he ignored it, picked up his chopsticks and started to inhale the storm.

"Wow! This way of eating is really amazing. The durian meat soaked in the soup of snail noodles, and it has another taste!" Zhou Shuyi was full of praise.

"As long as it's delicious, I'm not in vain!"

"Just now we talked about Xiaolaifu, how is Maoca doing business recently?" Qu Xiaoyun asked with concern.

Zhou Shuyi chuckled, chewed and said vaguely: "Very well, I have taken care of two more people, otherwise they will be too busy, and the business hours will be postponed for another hour."

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's amazing. The popularity of short videos is good for the pet market. You can also record videos of cat cafes. Being a pet blogger and accumulating fans is also good for business. , and then open another store.”

Zhou Shuyi smiled and nodded: "I think so too, I will work hard!"

"How do you think this job compares to live streaming?"

"Compared to live broadcasting, I actually like this job better. Although it is a bit tiring, I live a fulfilling life every day. It is also easier to be my own boss. Live broadcasting has to complete the amount of tasks every month, and I feel tired."

"It's very good. Sometimes losing is another kind of gaining. I'm optimistic about you."

"alright!"

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(End of this chapter)