Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 358

"Hiss, don't slap your face, you have to rely on your face to eat!"

Qu Xiaoyun's nose was bruised and his face was swollen from the beating, his hair was disheveled like a chicken coop, and his neck was scorchingly painful from being scratched.

"You left me when you were in danger, you are still a man, you know how scared and helpless I was at that time!"

Zhou Shuyi flicked the shreds of meat under her nails, and the more she said, the more wronged she became, the tears rolled in her eyes a few times, and finally Lihua cried with rain.

It's over, it's over, it's a big deal!

Seeing her aggrieved face, Qu Xiaoyun was both distressed and funny, and said in a professional manner: "I was wrong, I will dare to do it next time."

Thinking about it is a burden, but not saying it is uncomfortable.

"You fucking meow, I'll go home and tell you my mother, woo woo~" Zhou Shuyi cried miserably, like Paris at five o'clock in the morning, with big snot coming down her nose.

"No, no, no, I'm joking."

Qu Xiaoyun hastily took out a tissue and wiped his tears to comfort him, then patted his chest and assured him: "I promise I will never do that in the future. It was indeed an instinctive reaction just now. At that time, my mind went blank. I knew I was wrong. Don't cry. You should cry." No, how many times do you hit me to relieve my anger?"

"I killed..."

Zhou Shuyi sobbed twice, and immediately raised her hand.

"You can't do it!"

Qu Xiaoyun reacted quickly, and pressed her hand down with a playful smile: "Why don't you scold me?"

Zhou Shuyi opened his mouth and said, "You meow..."

"Good guy, I'm taking my polite words seriously."

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand and gagged her mouth.

"Wow wow wow~~"

"Wow wow wow wow~~"

Qu Xiaoyun is like coaxing a child to cry, whenever she wants to make a sound, she pats her mouth at a high frequency so that she can't speak, and can only make a "wow" sound.

"Pfft~"

Zhou Shuyi was amused, and pushed his hand away with an oops, angrily said: "You hate it to death!"

A cloud scattered!

"Okay, okay, it's all my fault, let's continue shopping."

After coaxing, Qu Xiaoyun took Zhou Shuyi's hand and started exploring again. This time they came to the most selling room of this horror house.

Restore the room at the end of the movie "Chain Saw 1".

Rusty pipes criss-cross in the messy bathroom, one of the pipes in the corner is still connected to an iron shackle, and a rusty hand saw is placed beside the shackle, and the dark red dye has solidified on the old yellowed floor tiles. The faucet of the old-fashioned bathtub beside it was still dripping water, which gave people a sense of oppression like a countdown.

The restoration is very scary, but what is interesting is that an old basketball hoop is nailed to one wall, and there is still a Heat team No. 32 home jersey hanging on the basketball hoop.

This is a bit of a joke, imitating the scene of Shaquille O'Neal in the movie "Scream" spoofing "Chain Saw 1", throwing stones into the goal frame to get the key, and the free throw difference leads to a lot of laughter.

"It's so classic, take a picture for me!"

Qu Xiaoyun has watched the entire series of "Chain Saw". When he came here, he looked at the familiar scenes and forgot that this is a horror house. He regarded this as a check-in place.

"There's nothing to photograph here."

Zhou Shuyi hadn't seen the movie, so she didn't quite understand it.

"Wait a minute, I'll do a pose."

Qu Xiaoyun sat in the corner excitedly, put the iron shackles on the ground on his left calf, then picked up the hand saw lying on the ground, and made a posture for sawing.

"Crack!"

"Crack!"

Zhou Shuyi shook the phone and said, "Can you take a look at the photo?"

"it is good."

Qu Xiaoyun got up and went over to take a look, not to mention, the photo is really good: "You send me this one and this one, and I will send it to Moments."

While the two were concentrating on their mobile phones, a man in black with a chainsaw crept in outside the door.

The man in black walked slowly behind them, very close, and suddenly pulled the chainsaw.

"Om~~"

Boy, this bang.

Qu Xiaoyun shuddered in fright, and almost threw the phone in his hand. He didn't even bother to look back at this moment, he already felt that he was behind him, and he ran away holding Zhou Shuyi's hand, pulling too hard, and Almost staggered her.

As promised, this time I will never abandon my girlfriend and slip away by myself.

He left the room like a gust of wind, and ran for about half a minute without looking back.

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly felt that Zhou Shuyi's hands seemed to have become rough, and they seemed to be two sizes too big, and it felt a bit like the hands of old men.

Turn around and look back.

"I'm rough!"

Qu Xiaoyun Guocui blurted out that he was about to cry when he was relieved. The light in the room was too dim just now, so he pulled out the npc holding the chainsaw in a hurry.

It's true that history is always strikingly similar.

npc: "Add money!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun: "Fuck you, I think I will be beaten to death when I go back, so give me another life first!"

"Xiao Zhou, I'm sorry for you!"

Qu Xiaoyun was speechless and burst into tears, thinking that it would be great if Uncle Qian was here, so he pulled out the pepper tree from behind with a 'poof', so that he could have a chance to plead guilty.

"What should I do?"

While thinking wildly, he had already walked back to the door of the room.

"What excuse are you looking for..."

When Qu Xiaoyun was hesitating whether to enter or not, he suddenly had an idea.

"Let's do it like this, it can only be a dead horse as a living horse doctor."

Thinking of this, Qu Xiaoyun took a deep breath to adjust his nervousness, and walked into the room with composure.

"Scared out baby, I've already taken away the bad guy who scared you and taught you a lesson, how about me?" Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest with a smile, and asked for credit.

Get started first!
"Hey, where are people?"

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he saw no one in the room, and was wondering, when he heard a "bang" behind him, and the door of the room was closed.

Suddenly.

Qu Xiaoyun was taken aback, turned around and looked around, and saw Zhou Shuyi with disheveled hair holding a handsaw to block the exit, coupled with the white dress and dim light she was wearing today, it was a bit creepy.

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned for a few seconds, then said with a hippie smile, "You're so naughty, you've even played cosplay, what are you doing with your hair down, cosplay Sadako?"

Zhou Shuyi sneered, didn't know the difference, and said contemptuously: "You are good enough, it's okay to bully me, but you can't treat me as an idiot, do you believe the reason just said?"

"Hahaha, it's so embarrassing, I actually... don't really believe it..."

Qu Xiaoyun forced a smile and said, "Wait a minute, I'll make up another one, this time you're satisfied!"

"Forget it, just tell me, how do you want to die?"

Zhou Shuyi said coldly, and raised the hand saw in his hand.

Thinking of a knife alone can't be hidden.

Seeing her murderous gaze, Qu Xiaoyun immediately gave up, stepped forward and hugged her thigh to beg for forgiveness: "I was wrong, the room was too dark and I didn't see clearly, so you just treat me like a fart and let it go! "

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm asking you!"

Zhou Shuyi gritted her teeth and said impatiently.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his head, sobbing and begging, "If it's possible, I want to be fine..."

"Die to labor!!!"

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(End of this chapter)