Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 362
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said flutteringly: "Then since they are all predetermined, let's just come here."

"What's the matter?" Yan He asked in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly: "How about "Civil and Military Shuangquan"?"

"Oh, it's so difficult for you to come here casually?" Yan Hexiang was surprised after hearing this.

The crosstalk colleagues in the assembly hall were also very surprised. They didn't expect the two to dump Wang Zha at the beginning. If this show doesn't have some effort, it will be thankless.

Guo Degang in the audience is also looking forward to this program, and wants to see how far the two apprentices can complete this work.

Qu Xiaoyun squinted his eyes, raised the corners of his mouth, and said proudly: "It's not a problem for me, it's easy to control."

Seeing that the audience in the audience were confused, Yan He explained to him: "Some of the audience present may not understand that there is such a saying in our cross talk world, it is called "Wen is afraid of the article meeting, and Wu is afraid of the big bodyguard". " and "Bodyguard" are very difficult for a comedian to perform."

"That's right." Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"Actually, these two programs were one program in the past. In our cross talk jargon, this "Article Meeting" was an extension of "Bodyguard". Later, due to the ability and time of the actors, the two programs were separated. , it’s difficult to perform together separately, let alone connect together.”

"Are you successful?" Yan Hexiang asked suspiciously.

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled, and complimented, "Is it possible that I still have you? Who are you? You can be said to be the best in our Deyun Club's Crane Characters Division!"

"Don't dare."

Yan Hexiang enjoyed listening to it very much, and was as happy as if he wanted to bite someone.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up, and continued to praise: "Regardless of your artistic attainments, or ability, you are all of this."

"You held me."

Yan He smiled and waved his hands.

"Usually, the audience in the theater will support you and give you flowers and gifts on stage. That is well-deserved."

"Award."

Qu Xiaoyun dragged his words and said: "There is such a saying that is good, it is called red powder to beauties, and swords to martyrs."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Yan Hexiang frowned and stopped: "Don't talk about it, am I that beautiful woman or that martyr?"

"Hahaha~~"

"You can choose whatever you want." Qu Xiaoyun said nonchalantly.

Yan He glanced at him carefully, and corrected him: "Choose a story at will, that's called giving a sword to a strong man."

"Correct!"

Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh and changed his words: "The sword is given to a strong man, and it should be given to Teacher Yan to get a big sword."

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

"no, I'm fine."

Yan Hexiang blushed and waved his hands to refuse.

"The audience has given away, and I want to give you something too."

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he copied the folding fan on the desk in his hand, and stared at Yan Hexiang with frowning eyes.

Yan Hexiang didn't understand: "Why, stab me with a sword?"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, I want to write something for you."

"Have you ever practiced calligraphy?" Yan Hexiang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I have practiced a little bit, and I admire this art very much."

"You like this?"

"I like it. This character is easy to learn from others, and that character is easy to write according to others."

"Which style do you write Ou Liu Yanzhao?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "This is a very layman's way of saying it."

"Why is this a layman?"

"Although Ou Liu Yanzhao generally said so, those of us who have handicapped handwriting don't say so."

"Then what did you say?" Yan He asked carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "We are talking about 'Ji', Zhang Ji, Li Ji, Wang Ji, Sun Ji, Wang Ji, Lao Chen..."

"Hahaha~~"

It has become a sauce shop, and the audience burst into laughter and gave warm applause.

"Wait a minute, Old Chen? Who can write calligraphy called Old Chen?" Yan Hexiang asked suspiciously.

Qu Xiaoyun vaguely explained: "It's like this when you reach a certain level."

Yan Hexiang nodded dubiously: "Oh, Zhang Ji and Li Ji will be the ones who have reached the grade."

"Yes, you have to practice. Some practice big characters and some practice small characters. As a person, I seldom write big characters."

"Oh, you like small print."

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Occasionally, big characters are also written, such as a plaque. Whoever does business asks me to write a plaque for him, and use my characters to hook him up."

Yan Hexiang couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "Is your word so hooking?"

Qu Xiaoyun proudly said: "That's right, my word is so provocative, Lao Qin's father even came looking for me."

"Why?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

"Business is bad, let me go."

"Are you going?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands, looking very embarrassed: "I don't have time to go, I have to write for the common people, but his father begged me, there is no way, go, there at seven or eight o'clock in the evening Pick up the pen, and swipe to write two big characters on the plaque."

"What word?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said loudly, "Apply for a certificate."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Hey, you have to go at night." Yan Hexiang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his mouth, patted his chest and said triumphantly: "As soon as we leave, his business will explode."

"Good guy, that's amazing." Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I am very busy all day, because the common people ask for words a lot, and the pressure of life is very high, and I need to use my words to warm the hearts of the people."

"Are you writing for the common people for nothing?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed softly: "If you don't write for nothing, you can also sell characters. People have to live."

Yan Hexiang nodded, understanding: "That's right, which gallery do you sell calligraphy in?"

Qu Xiaoyun clasped his ears, wondering: "What is the hair salon doing? I don't sell calligraphy at the hair salon, usually..."

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

The male audience booed meaningfully.

Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Stop it, I'm not interested in your private life, where do you sell this word?"

"Oh, selling words!"

Qu Xiaoyun heard it clearly this time, and explained: "I sell characters on the street, at the gate of the community, at the entrance of the alley, in the large living area, and on the way to work in the factory."

"Why are you always out in the open?" Yan Hexiang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest: "Serve the people!"

"Writing and serving the people?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I am in a hurry, everyone is rushing to go to work in the morning, come to me and hurry up and go to work."

"Come to work?" Yan Hexiang became more and more confused the more he listened.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, it will be delayed when I get up late, I have to go early, and when I get there, everyone is waiting for me."

"Oh, how much do you sell this word for?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

"Whoa!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "What money is not money, small business, no matter Zhang."

"Then what is it?"

"I've just finished writing the bill, but it will be discussed after I hand it over to the customer."

"Hahaha~~"

Some viewers had already guessed it and couldn't help laughing out loud.

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(End of this chapter)