Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 41 The Scary Spring Thirteen Niang
Guo Degang pushed Zhang Helun away, who was like a dog's skin plaster: "Come on! You think beautifully! With your body shape and appearance, you can almost play a sand monk."

Xiao Yueyue smiled: "Lun, you are so naive, you think the task is as simple as roasting chicken wings? Listen up! If you want to win Fairy Zixia's heart, you must first capture her stomach and do it for her. Make a charcoal-grilled chicken wing."

"The crew of raw chicken wings has been prepared, and the stove and charcoal for grilling chicken wings are also prepared, but there is no seasoning for grilling chicken wings. You need to go to work in the black shop opened by Chun Shisanniang and rely on labor to obtain grilled chicken wings. Seasoning for chicken wings."

Guo Degang nodded: "Hurry up, Fairy Zixia is hungry."

"it is good!"

Deyun Jiuzi followed the staff to Chun Shisanniang's black shop. Many buildings in the film and television city seem familiar, especially the small tower where the swordsman and the infatuated woman confront each other—look, that person looks like a dog!

"Brother Braid!!!"

"Old Qin!!!"

"One slice, one cake!!!"

On the way to the black shop, there were many tourists who came to play and check in and greeted the Deyun actors.

Chun Shisanniang's black shop has a taste of Tongfu Inn, and Deyun Jiuzi was in trouble before entering the door.

An old lady in ancient costume in a red shirt stopped at the door.

The old lady's face was smeared with powder as if she had shaved white, and she arranged a particularly enchanting ancient hairstyle. She sized them up and asked, "You guys are the nine sons of Deyun?"

"Yes, ma'am!"

Deyun Jiuzi was at a loss, and didn't know how the program group arranged it, so he answered whatever was asked.

The old lady straightened her cloud temples, and said coquettishly, "Please call me Chun Shisan Niang!"

The nine people were all stupid, not only stupid, but also too different from the image in their minds, and even a little nauseated.

Zhang Helun held back his laughter, as if he was farting, and suppressed the laughter.

Qin Xiaoxian and his seniors murmured in low voices: "Director Yan has been short of funds since he filmed "Extreme Challenge", and now he is still short of funds, so he should hire a little girl... even the young lady who takes the camera is fine, but he actually asked An old lady will play the role of the Thirteenth Spring Lady..."

After hearing the identity of the old lady, Xiao Zhui'er took a step back unconsciously: "The thirteenth lady of Chun looks like this, and Fairy Zixia is probably a low-quality one. I have seen Jia Ling play Zixia in a sketch, Could it be her acting? I don’t want to play Supreme Treasure, Xiaomeng likes this role so let Xiaomeng..."

Jia Ling said: "Are you polite?"

Meng Hetang shook his head, then turned to look at Shaobing: "I am young, and I will carry forward Kong Rong's spirit of making pears. Brother Bing likes the role of Zhizunbao, so I let him. I am ashamed that my acting skills are not as good. I will act like a cow." The lice on the Demon King's body, just run a trick..."

Shaobing shook its head like a rattle, and threw the pot to Qu Xiaoyun: "I am a man with a family, I am afraid that if I play Zhizunbao, my wife will be jealous. Xiaoyun, you are single, and the role of Zhizunbao is given to you ..."

Qu Xiaoyun was also very speechless: "Let's not talk about who will play Supreme Treasure, the one in front of me is not Chun Shisan Niang, she is clearly Chun 38 Niang..."

"Hahaha!!!"

When Zhang Helun heard about Chun 38 Niang, he couldn't hold back any longer, and burst out laughing, sitting on the ground and covering his stomach.

Netizens in the live broadcast also laughed:
"Ms. Chun 38, hahaha!!!"

"Poor Deyun Jiuzi..."

"This episode is very interesting, what kind of masterpiece will Zixia Fairy play?"

"I predict that this issue will be the most harmonious one among Deyun's nine sons..."

Chun Shisanniang saw that Zhang Helun laughed at herself, and laughed so wildly that she sat on the ground laughing, she was very unhappy, she turned around and found a staff member, and whispered in her ear.

The staff nodded, then went to the director's group to take a loudspeaker and shouted:
"Zhang Helun, out!!!"

Deyun's nine sons had question marks on their faces, especially Zhang Helun. He hasn't finished the game yet, so how could he be eliminated...

Zhang Helun couldn't laugh anymore, and looked innocently at the staff yelling the horn: "Why?"

The staff also explained.

"There is only one Supreme Treasure, and there are nine of you, so the elimination of the game is very cruel. Chun Shisanniang will have the right to decide which of you will go and who will stay."

As soon as the words fell, two men in black appeared in front of the camera, walked up to Zhang Helun, and dragged him away, to be precise...

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Hahaha, I haven't seen the game yet!!!"

"The fastest elimination in history!!!"

"Zhang Helun, the spokesperson for the tragic word..."

Zhang Helun was pulled back to the previous hall.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were drinking tea leisurely, while Xiao Yueyue fanned them with a plantain fan.

"Master, I am wronged..."

Zhang Helun was extremely aggrieved when he called Master.

Guo Degang curled his lips: "Hey, this kid looks so unlucky, it's too wronged! Xiaoyue, go out and take a look, see if it's snowing outside!"

Yu Qian smiled and continued: "It's more wronged than Dou E!"

Zhang Helun walked up to Master and acted like a baby: "Master, I was eliminated..."

Not only was Guo Degang not sad, but he was very happy: "Great! No one in the program group knows how to grill skewers. I'm just worried! It's just right for you to be eliminated. When they finish the game and bring back the seasoning, grilling skewers is your job." Alright! Xiaoyue, quickly make tea for this skewer master!"

"Okay!"

Zhang Helun looked hopeless, humming a song sadly:
"It's so sad, this is not the kind of result I want, the result..."

Meanwhile, on the other side.

Deyun Jiuzi hadn't entered the inn yet, and was waiting for Chun Shisanniang to order. At this moment, their expressions were serious, and no one dared to laugh anymore.

"Guys, get on the props!"

Chun Shisanniang gave an order, and several strangely dressed guys came out of the shop, holding peach branches with peach blossoms in their hands, and one of them held a tray with copper coins in his hand.

They pulled a red rope in front of the store, and a long table was placed outside the red rope. A large foam board was fixed on the long table, and peach branches with peach blossoms were inserted on the foam board. Branches are kept at a distance of one to two.

Taking advantage of everyone's unpreparedness, Chun Shisanniang suddenly opened her shirt, revealing her fragrant shoulders, with a peach blossom pattern tattoo sticker on her fragrant shoulders, and shouted angrily: "Where peach blossoms pass by, no grass will grow, and money will not protect anyone's head!"

The remaining eight people closed their eyes in unison.

Netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it either:

"Spicy eyes!!!"

"I'm going to wash my eyes!!!"

"I'm going to give a bad review in this issue, it's too easy to make people have nightmares!!!"

Chun Shisanniang talked about the rules: "The remaining eight of you stand outside the red line, hold ten copper coins on your heads, blow the peach blossoms on the branches of the peach tree, and ask the peach blossoms to fall to the ground, and the copper coins on your heads do not fall, and those who complete it will be eligible to be shop assistants! "

This game is a test of balance and lung capacity.

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