Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 45

After hearing this, Zhou Shuyi's eyes were red and filled with tears, her lips were pursed, and she could no longer hold the Ziqing sword.

"It's so annoying, what you said is so touching!"

"Crack!!!"

Xiao Yueyue praised: "Xiao Yun's performance is not bad!"

Shaobing nodded in agreement: "The acting is a bit interesting."

The brothers all applauded for him.

Director Yan Min shouted: "Actors prepare for shot two."

During the waiting period, an interesting short film was inserted.

Guo Degang changed into Tang Monk's clothes, and his hands were tied to the execution frame.

On the left stood Qin Xiaoxian, and on the right stood Xiao Zhuang'er, both of them were wearing bull demon costumes.

Guo Degang turned his head to Qin Xiao and chanted: "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, sauce Meat, sausages..."

The program team used special effects, and large colorful characters were thrown at Qin Xiaoxian one by one.

Qin Xiaoxian pretended to be good at blocking, but in the end he couldn't bear the master's chanting, so he took out a prop and dagger to kill himself.

Guo Degang turned his head and chanted scriptures to Xiao Zhuier again: "Dongmen Guanyin, Beihai Tower, Guijia Hutong, Longevity Palace, Beidaguan, Hebei Street, Dahongqiaoer, Xiyuzhuangzi, Dingzigu, Nancang, Beicang, Zoupukou , Hangou, Taohuakou, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexiwu, Anping..."

"I can't stand it!!!"

Xiao Zhui'er took out the rope and hung it on the execution rack, and stuck his neck inside.

Yu Qian, who also played the bull-head soldier, also passed by the execution rack, and Guo Degang once again showed his three-inch tongue.

Yu Qian took off his socks with a smirk, and shook them in front of him, Guo Degang died.

After the short comedy film, everything in the camera scene was changed to the Tucheng Tower.

The program team played a narration:

"The Supreme Treasure has gone through n reincarnations and has become a cross talk actor. When he meets Zixia Fairy's reincarnation again, what kind of sparks will there be?"

Qu Xiaoyun was wearing a blue coat with a folding fan in his arms, and Zhou Shuyi was standing opposite him in a white dress.

Actors of the Deyun Club and tourists from the film and television city watched the excitement downstairs.

Qu Xiaoyun, who bowed his head and remained silent for a long time, said, "It seems that I shouldn't come."

Zhou Shuyi said coquettishly, "It's too late to know now!"

"Leave some memories, okay?"

"I don't want memories, if you want, keep your people!"

"This way only gets my body, but not my soul. I already have a lover, and we will have no results. Let me go."

"Okay, I'll let you go, but before you leave, you have to kiss me!"

The people downstairs booed: "Kiss one! Kiss one!" It seemed like a cross talk theater.

Qu Xiaoyun glanced down the tower: "No matter what I say, I'm still a crosstalk actor of the Deyun Society. I can't do that well in this kind of public place. My master will be regarded as a hooligan leader. If I do this, I will be seen by the audience. In my eyes, hasn't the Deyun Society become a stronghold for hooligans!"

Zhang Helun, who participated in the elimination before playing the game, fanned the flames under the tower: "Master, he is making fun of you!"

Guo Degang raised his foot and gave Zhang Helun a kick: "It's not a ditty you made up, but you have the nerve to say it!"

Zhou Shuyi stared at Qu Xiaoyun who didn't dare to look up, and said harsh words: "You say that, but you're running wild in your heart, right? You still like me! Let me tell you, if you reject me this time, You will regret it forever!"

"I regret that I don't know how to kiss, I can only blame the meeting and hate for being late, and creation tricks people!"

At this time, under the city tower, the blower blows dust.

The music of "The Love of My Life" sounded——

"The past, the present, the past will never come again..."

"The red and red fallen leaves are buried in the dust..."

As if struck by lightning, Qu Xiaoyun suddenly raised his head, threw away the fan in his hand, and walked towards her gracefully.

Seeing him slowly approaching her, Zhou Shuyi began to breathe rapidly, and her body heaved a lot visible to the naked eye.

Qu Xiaoyun walked up to her, turned her over and hugged her in his arms, and the faint scent of perfume also came to his nostrils.

Zhou Shuyi closed her eyes shyly.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at her alluring red lips, and slowly lowered his head.

If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, let me stop this source of evil!
As the distance drew closer, both sides felt each other's warm breath, when the distance between their lips was only [-] centimeters...

"Crack!"

"very good!"

Director Yan Min applauded under the tower.

The two of them turned around shyly, just like men and women who secretly had sex with their partners in a special era, and distanced themselves from geming friendship.

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"Usually I regard Sister Zhou as a brother. Why did I feel a little sore when I saw this scene? It's not very good..."

"Same feeling!!!"

Netizens who newly clicked into the live broadcast room:
"What program is this?"

"Why did the program team invite Mr. Fukada?"

……

The camera cuts to the Water Curtain Cave in the Film and Television City.

Everyone from the Deyun Society gathered here.

Guo Degang explained to the camera: "Due to the limited space in the second issue, and because only one of Deyun's nine sons was eliminated, the cross talk competition was canceled in this issue, so I announce that the first episode of "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" The champion of the second round is Qu Xiaoyun! Thanks to the teacher for awarding him."

The crowd applauded.

Qin Xiaoxian put his arms around Qu Xiaoyun's shoulders, and praised: "Brother, that's really good, you've won honor for our Xiaozike!"

Yu Qian picked up the golden hoop on the stone platform and handed it to Qu Xiaoyun: "Put it on! But I want to remind you that after wearing the golden hoop, you will no longer be an ordinary person! You need to code every day, and the world Your holiday has nothing to do with you, if you don’t code, the golden hoop will tighten on your head, making you miserable.”

(just kidding!)

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and took the golden hoop and put it on his head.

"Okay, then this is the end of the second issue of our "Deyun Fighting Laughter Society". Audience friends, see you next time!"

"goodbye!!!"

All the staff involved in the recording of Deyun Club smiled and waved to the camera.

……

Seven o'clock in the evening.

Qu Xiaoyun returned to the hotel and took a shower first.

As soon as I lay down and picked up my phone after washing, I received Zhou Shuyi's WeChat.

"Didn't you say we'll meet again and play with me?"

"Men are big hooves!"

This……

On the day of the theater, I did say so.

Qu Xiaoyun kept his word and typed a reply.

"Where are you? I'll pick you up now!"

"I'm at xx hotel."

"Okay, I'll be there soon!"

Qu Xiaoyun changed into clean clothes, straightened his hairstyle briefly, and set off in the Porsche that he borrowed from his brother Qin for a bet.

……

Qu Xiaoyun arrived at the hotel, and after wechat told her that she had arrived, she paced and waited outside the hotel door.

Not long after, the automatic door of the hotel opened, and Zhou Shuyi trotted out.

Denim shorts, canvas shoes, a T-shirt with a Pikachu pattern on the upper body, and a high ponytail.

The matching of this outfit is proper, pure and not necessary.

The only fly in the ointment is that Pikachu is a bit malnourished.

Didn't hold up...

　Thanks to Snowflake TV, blue dream97 for the monthly tickets, and thanks to the book lovers who vote every day!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)