Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 55

Xiao Yueyue made a guarantee with Guo Degang before departure, and Zhang Helun was bound to be persuaded to surrender.

"Wheel, it's pretty good!"

Xiao Yueyue entered Zhang Helun's examination room with a smile on her face.

"Brother Yue!"

Zhang Helun was about to stand up.

"No, you sit in your seat!"

Xiao Yueyue pushed him down, and even picked up the folding fan on the table to fan him.

Looking at his courteousness, Zhang Helun had already guessed in his heart that it was almost inseparable—there was nothing to be courteous about, adultery or robbery.It must be that Wudou wants to whore for nothing, so he has to choke him back before he can speak.

Before Xiao Yueyue could mention it, Zhang Helun made a sign of the cross with his hands: "Brother Yue, I want to get ten beans in the exam! Let me start with the first, I only recognize beans but not people!"

"Lun, if you say that, you're offended, aren't they just beans? Brother, I have plenty, and I'll give you twenty!"

Xiao Yueyue took out a stack of beans from his pocket and counted them with his hands.

"one two three four five six……"

"Oh, my dear brother! You are too generous, thank you!" Zhang Helun stood beside him, watching him count the beans with good eyes.

Xiao Yueyue counted and looked up: "He Lun, why are you staring at me and counting? How can I fool you? As a person, I can only give you more, and I can't give you less, do you know?"

Hearing this, Zhang Helun burst out in dialect: "You can pull it down! Still think you are a human being? You are so embarrassed to say it!" Then he turned his head and pointed at the camera.

"Let me break the news for everyone. Brother Yue used to fight us against the landlord. He told us the bomb with three 6s and a 9. How wicked! He was afraid that we would see through, so he deliberately threw the cards into the pile when he played the cards. The skill is so high, the four cards are scattered when they enter the deck, it's amazing! If he didn't throw the wrong face, let him be blinded!"

"Goose goose goose~~~"

The young lady who took the camera couldn't help it, and the camera was shaking.

Netizens in the live broadcast laughed:

"The cameramen are professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, they won't laugh unless they can't help it!!!"

"I didn't expect such a cute little Yueyue to be such a thief!!!"

"Yue Laoqian!!!"

"I also learned this trick, hahaha!!!"

Xiao Yueyue blocked Zhang Helun's mouth with his fat hand: "Why bring up those old things! Let me tell everyone, Zhang Helun likes to shuffle cards when playing poker, because he hides the king!"

"Goose goose goose~~~"

Zhang Helun pushed Xiao Yueyue aside, looked left and right: "What's the sound? The goose playing with Baisha is coming!"

Xiao Yueyue thought that it would be useless to win everyone over anyway, so he simply gave Zhang Helun all the beans: "Lun! You don't believe me, I'll give you all these, count them yourself, and take more!"

Zhang Helun waved his hand: "Aren't you burying people? Am I, Zhang Helun, that kind of person? My Ding is Ding, and Mao is Mao. I will never take too much!"

After speaking, he took the beans and started counting: "One, two, three, three, two, three, four..."

Xiao Yueyue was amused: "Don't bother, is your math teacher taught by a physical education teacher?"

Zhang Helun chuckled: "Guo Degang taught it!"

"Goose goose goose~~~"

Xiao Yueyue clapped his hands with a smile: "Hahaha, high-level black, it's alright, I've given you all these, according to your count, my registration fee is still not enough!"

Zhang Helun put the beans into his pocket with a smile: "I'll stew the barking goose in a while, and the big goose stewed in an iron pot will serve you Brother Yue!"

Xiao Yueyue shook his head: "There's no need to stew the big goose in an iron pot, Lun, just promise me something!"

"Needless to say, Brother Yue, you don't need to take the exam. I'll open a back door for you, and you'll pass now!"

"It's not about this, it's about something else!"

"What's the matter, Brother Yue? If we brothers have something to say, just talk about it, there's no need to beat around the bush like this!"

Xiao Yueyue persuaded with a cheap smile: "You join our Guo family class! Everyone in the Yu family class has joined the Guo family class, even your accountant Mr. Sun Yue has joined!"

"Can't it?" Zhang Helun couldn't believe it.

Xiao Yueyue was sure: "It's true, when did I ever lie to you!"

Zhang Helun suddenly realized——

Master said, if someone says it's not about money, then it's about money.

If he succeeds in this kind of virtue and says he won't lie to himself, then he must be lying!

It is estimated that this is a test of the program group, a test of whether our examiners stand firm, yes, it must be so!

Thinking that this crane took out all the beans in his pocket just now, threw them all on the ground, and said angrily: "Big ass face, get the hell out of me! You want to bribe me with this thing? You Yunzike loves to be traitors." How many people have passed away in Yunzi over the years! I, Zhang Helun, will never do anything to offend Master!"

Xiao Yueyue was dumbfounded, he didn't expect him to react so strongly: "No, He Lun, I didn't lie to you!"

"Stop explaining, I won't listen, you go!" Zhang Helun pushed Xiao Yueyue out.

"You smelly security guard, don't regret it!" Xiao Yueyue cursed and left.

Zhang Helun sent him away, returned to the house and made a show for the camera:

"In my life, Zhang, I look up to the sky and bow down to the earth. I will be a hero in life, and I will be a hero in death!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated up:
"Isn't this what Yan Nantian said in "Little Fish and Flowers"???"

"Zhang Helun is as treacherous as Jiang Biehe!!!"

"Poor Zhang Helun, missed the opportunity, today must be the worst!!!"

……

Meanwhile, on the other side.

"Why is there no one taking the exam?"

Yu Qian was bored in the room.

"No, I have to go out and have a look!"

Thinking of this, Yu Qian went out and ran towards Sun Yue.

……

"uncle!"

"uncle!"

Seeing Yu Qian coming, all the disciples stood up to say hello, only Sun Yue lowered his head shyly.

"Master Yu!"

Guo Degang smiled and waved: "Oh, class leader Yu has also come to surrender! Welcome!"

Yu Qian was taken aback, his eyes widened in surprise: "Have you all surrendered? Sun Yue, even you have voted?"

Sun Yuele said: "Yes, Xiao Yueyue will be able to recruit Zhang Helun to surrender in a while, and you are the only one left in Yu's squad. You are the commander-in-chief!"

Yu Qian was silent when he heard this...

Guo Degang persuaded with a smile: "Brother Qian, you can come too, our two classes will be combined into one class, and we will work together as partners to develop this craft!"

"Yes, sir, come on!" All the apprentices persuaded one after another.

Yu Qian smiled and said: "I dare say we were partners 500 years ago! It's done, then we will join forces and fight as a family!"

"Okay, welcome sir!" All the apprentices applauded.

"Master!"

"uncle!"

After a while, Xiao Yueyue came back with an aggrieved face: "Master, you have to make decisions for your pet disciple, I let Zhang Helun bully me!"

Xiao Yueyue said everything before.

Guo Degang comforted: "It's okay, Master will make the decision for you!"

Everyone sat and chatted together, waiting for Zhang Helun to come.

……

The program team informed Zhang Helun to go find Sun Yue, but he didn't take it seriously, thinking it was a meeting of Yu's class.

After arriving at the place, Zhang Helun was dumbfounded when he saw the scene in front of him: "No, what's going on? Why are you all together?"

Guo Degang smiled and waved: "The leader of Yu's class is here!"

"Hahaha!!!"

……

(End of this chapter)