Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 60 Recalling the Past

Xiao Yueyue struggled to stand up, wiped his face: "I'll go, I'm all over makeup."

Qu Xiaoyun controlled the water in his ears, and continued to sing: "Your makeup is all over, how do you want me to remember, remember you tell me to forget..." While singing, he suddenly widened his eyes in surprise, And took two steps back: "Brother Lun, did you fart, why are there bubbles in the water?"

Guo De, who had just stepped into the pool with one foot, heard it, and immediately retracted his foot: "I will go down later."

"Hahaha!"

Zhang Helun smiled, but pretended to be innocent: "Master, come down, I'm good at squeezing."

"Zhang Helun, you have so many crooked skills." After speaking, except for Sun Yue, the next few people also got into the water and sat in the pool.

Xiao Yueyue suggested: "It's no fun just sitting, let's compare something? Who dares to drink the water in this pool!"

Qu Xiaoyun entered the state of partnering with Xiao Yueyue in advance, and sang together: "Yes, whoever can drink up this pool of water will win."

Shaobing raised his hand: "I'll be the referee!"

Guo Degang glanced at Shaobing, and then looked at the crowd: "You really have nothing to play, do you know why Shaobing is the referee? Because he just kicked his foot, get the hell out of me, don't pick his foot next to me!"

Xiao Yueyue smirked: "Shaobing, are your two feet enough to buckle? Not enough for my two feet to let you buckle."

After hearing this, Shaobing shook its head like a rattle: "You can pull it down, I'm afraid I'll get athlete's foot after kicking your feet!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Guo Degang patted Sun Yue who was sitting by the pool: "They are all in the water, why don't you come down and wait!"

Xiao Yueyue pulled Sun Yue's leg: "Come down and play!"

"Okay, I'll come down by myself!"

After Sun Yue sat down, Qu Xiaoyun and Xiao Yueyue, who were sitting next to them, obviously felt the water level rise: "It's all done, the water is rising!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Sun Yue glanced at them both: "Why don't you drown you two!"

Guo Degang turned his head and asked, "Fatty Sun, how long have you been here?"

"Fifty-eight years."

Guo Degang asked Luan Dangdang again: "Which backstage were we in that year, and invited him to our Deyun Club."

Xiao Yueyue smirked: "Which zoo has a backstage!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Sun Yue raised her hand to threaten: "Your surname is Yue, I'm going to slap you!"

"Wrong, wrong!"

Luan raised his eyes and thought for a moment: "Zheng Cheng!"

Guo Degang nodded: "I didn't expect it to go so fast, but when I first met Fatty Sun, he was still young, and he was among the children."

Xiao Yueyue rowed to one side, and continued to tease: "It's the fattest."

"Not really, there are quite a few fat ones."

Zhang Helun continued: "They all came out of the same column!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Sun Yue stared and pointed at Zhang Helun: "I really regret that I didn't beat you together today, and I will definitely beat you together next time!"

"No, uncle, I was wrong!"

Guo Degang went on to say: "At the most difficult time, Fatty Sun didn't catch up, but the biscuits caught up. The biscuits offended all the vendors at the entrance of the theater. According to regulations, the theater could sell more than 300 tickets, but We could sell more than 700 tickets in one session. The aisles were full of people, and the stools were limited. Theater stalls and hawkers all had plastic stools. As long as there were customers, as soon as the seller stood up, the biscuits would be replaced by other people’s stools. Take it away, and then take it to the theater to sell it."

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised: "My cake brother really takes care of the family!"

"As long as the show starts, those who have not gone to the toilet will be gone when their buttocks touch the seat, and they will all come to watch with food and water."

Shaobing nodded: "Yes, the most powerful one, the audience in the afternoon show didn't leave after the performance, and just sat and waited for the evening show to continue watching. The audience who bought tickets in the evening quit, and finally everyone sitting on the stage It's people!"

"Then I had to drive to the theater after lunch to get busy. My teacher stared at the ticket office. The worst time, the people who bought the tickets squeezed the door of the ticket office. The big iron gate was photographed, which scared me. I ran to the bathroom with my wife."

Yu Qian was happy: "The meeting just became popular, and there were always reporters interviewing us. We were busy, and they couldn't do the interviews. Then they went to interview the pancake vendors at the door. Later, the pancake vendors wore suits and ties and sold pancakes every day!"

Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously, "Where did the pancake seller go?"

"I don't know, maybe I'm going to the newspaper office!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Guo Degang asked: "Do you remember that there were only fights at that meeting? Those who fought, those who came after drinking, those who sat under the stage and sweared, all kinds of things, and those who were entertained by the audience had epilepsy, and those who had convulsions under the stage! "

Shaobing's eyes lit up: "Yes, it was my dad who pinched someone in the past and saved him, because my grandma had epilepsy before."

Sun Yue continued: "Shaobing, it used to be said on the Internet that your family sold the house to learn cross talk, is it true that all the money from the sale of the house was lost to others!"

Guo Degang patted the water and complained: "That's right, it's none of my business, I didn't get a cent!"

"Hahaha!"

Guo Degang asked his apprentices: "I am very moved. It can be seen that it is not easy for a society to develop from a young age. Have you ever thought about it? If there is no Deyun Society, what would you do now? Xiaoyue, are you farming in the east of the village? West end of the village?"

Xiao Yueyue thought for a while: "I may still work in the hotel, and this may become the first brother of our restaurant!"

"This is a comrade who loves the catering industry very much. He is ambitious. Where is Zhang Helun?"

Zhang Helun laughed: "I'm the same as Brother Yue, the first brother of Security!"

"You can just say the security captain, Xiao Yun, what about you?"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while, then joked: "I might be a fitness trainer in the gym, and then find a rich woman, the first brother of Yuege Restaurant, the first brother of Lun's security guard, then I will be the first brother of Ruanfan!"

Guo Degang frowned: "What kind of apprentices have I taught? All of them are very promising!"

"Okay, it's good to take a bubble bath to relax and relax. I can talk about cross talk better tomorrow when I'm done. The soaking is almost done. Let's play a little game. All of you actors who will be performing tomorrow will steam in the sauna room. The order of the sauna rooms determines the order of the team's performance tomorrow!"

Xiao Yueyue asked curiously: "Xiao Zhui'er and Jiu Lang didn't come, how do they count?"

Guo Degang was happy: "Then let them start!"

The opening was the most difficult, and all the disciples raised their hands in agreement.

The brothers and sisters all got out of the pool, and Qu Xiaoyun deliberately wet his whole body before getting out of the pool, and everyone poured several glasses of water.

The staff splashed water frantically in order to heat up the sauna.

Xiao Yueyue was the first to go in, and a wave of heat rushed towards her face: "Good guy, can't this scalp be steamed?"

The staff has no intention of stopping yet.

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled him back with a smirk: "Good boy, you are too bad, don't leave, steam with us!"

"Hahaha!!!"

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