Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 70 Mark Boyun
When Qu Xiaoyun was discussing with Qin Xiaoxian, the writing game was still going on.

In the writing session, Zhang Helun was the most entertaining. As the spokesperson of the word "miserable", he wanted to write a word "miserable", but he didn't know how to write it on the right side of the vertical heart. He asked Xiao Yueyue for help. Both of them were highly educated and studied for a long time, and the paper was useless. There are quite a few of them, and finally I have no choice but to ask for help from the input method to write them out.

Luan Dangdang wrote the word "go" because he hates people saying "go" in the background, and thinks it sounds a bit like a dismissal, which is unlucky.

Xiao Zhui'er wrote "Porcelain Doll". He doesn't like others to call him that, because he looks too fragile. He prefers fans to call him Iron Man, which makes him more tenacious and difficult to destroy.

(Personal guess.)
Yang Jiulang wrote "no eyes", although the eyes are smaller, but hearing someone say that, on the surface, he laughed it off, and his heart skipped a beat.

Meng Hetang wrote "no eyebrows" because he has semi-permanent eyebrows tattooed, and he doesn't like others to talk about it.

Zhou Jiuliang wrote "Appearing Old". As a 26-year-old youth, he is often said to be 46, which makes him very distressed.

Yu Qian and Guo Degang also came to join in the fun.

Yu Qian wrote "actor", which is a derogatory term for actors in the old days, and he didn't like to hear it.

Guo Degang wrote about "elegance and vulgarity". The highest state of art is to appreciate both elegance and vulgarity. The temple is high and the rivers and lakes are far away. If it is purely liked by elegant people, it will not become a complete art. If it is only liked by ordinary people, it may not be suitable. Over the years, Insiders and outsiders have made many comments on the elegance and vulgarity of Deyun Club, so there was a time when he hated these two words, and for this reason he specially created a comic joke "Anti-Three Vulgarities", etc., to attack back in a mocking way .

After Guo Degang finished writing, this part came to an end, and the four of them left the house together.

All the apprentices had been waiting for a long time. After the master came out, they were completely quiet, and they were all waiting for the master to talk about the recording arrangement of this issue.

"Master!"

Guo Degang responded: "Aren't you tired after driving for a long time? Go back and rest. We will start team building at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning."

The brothers were very surprised, seeing that the master didn't want to reveal too much, they all surrounded Xiao Yueyue.

"Where are we going tomorrow?"

Zhang Helun grabbed Xiao Yueyue and asked.

"Secret for now!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled mysteriously.

"Don't disclose any information?"

The brothers wouldn't let him go, and finally Xiao Yueyue let go after being soft and hard.

The general information is boating, rafting, football, and other small games.

In fact, no matter where you go to play or what, as long as the brothers and sisters participate together, you will be happy.

The next day.

It's exactly eight o'clock.

Everyone is ready to go to the destination by car.

After driving out of the urban area, head all the way north.

Passing through the mountains, driving through the criss-crossing fields, the group finally came to Tangshan Yimu Fangtang Hot Spring B&B.

This hot spring homestay belongs to the secret place in the city, surrounded by mountains and elegant environment.

After getting off the car, everyone couldn't help but take a deep breath. After taking a deep breath, they were refreshed and relieved from the fatigue of the journey.

The Revenge Cake Alliance was in a car. After getting out of the car, Qin Xiao glanced around and asked.

"Brother Yue, where is the B&B?"

Xiao Yueyue pointed to the roadside sign: "Go along the road!"

While chatting, the three of them walked up the mountain. As they walked, they found that there were men in black with water guns on both sides of the road.

The man in black saw someone coming, and two of them followed behind.

Qu Xiaoyun asked the man in black: "What do you mean?"

The two men in black followed without making a sound.

The three of them quickened their pace, and the man in black also quickened his pace.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the man in black's water gun, and discussed it with Xiao Yueyue and Qin Xiaoxian with a smile: "Let's learn from Brother Hong Lei, how about snatching their water gun? This is a chance to sneak attack Brother Pie!"

Xiao Yueyue's small eyes suddenly lit up: "Yes, good idea!"

Qin Xiaoxian delayed (460), listening to the two talking, but before he could react, Qu Xiaoyun had already rushed over at a brisk pace and snatched the two water guns.

The two men in black are two skinny guys. It seems that the film crew doesn't have enough funds, and they were hired cheaply. How can they grab Qu Xiaoyun.

The two men in black were stunned, seeing that they couldn't do business, they tried to snatch the water gun back.

"do not move!"

Qu Xiaoyun lowered the sun hat and pointed the water gun at the crotch of the man in black.

"Have you ever played Glory of Kings? I won't hide it from you two. My nickname is Mark Boyun. If I turn around, your crotches may get wet!"

The two men in black instinctively protected their crotches at the same time. This thing was being broadcast live. If that was the case, it would be a big embarrassment.

The netizens in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy:
"Laughing to death, looking at Qu Xiaoyun's muscles, he looks like a half-meat Marco Polo!!!"

"He is too hurt, this is more bullying than Brother Honglei!!!"

"Is he still a youthful boy in the first episode? Why does he become more and more variety show after participating in a few episodes?"

"Hahaha, love to watch!!!"

Xiao Yueyue couldn't help laughing at the side: "Haha, Xiaoyun, you can do it, our Vengeance Cake Alliance needs your skills!"

Qin Xiaoxian also smiled and stepped forward to threaten: "Since both of you have been disarmed, let's go, if you continue to resist, you will only go back with your crotch wet!"

"Hahaha!"

Xiao Yueyue behind him laughed like a pig.

The two men in black looked at each other, and left dejectedly, their backs were very lonely, as if their souls had been drained.

The three of them were very happy after they had weapons.

"Xiaoyun, you have two, give me one!"

"it is good!"

After Xiao Yueyue took it, she was extremely beautiful, and compared a look that she thought was cool: "Do I look like James Bond!"

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian looked at each other and smiled, but as allies, they still praised Xiao Yueyue: "It's so similar, if you find a Bond girl, it will be even more similar!"

Xiao Yueyue was very satisfied: "I love hearing this so much!" After speaking, he asked Qin Xiaoxian, "How about Gao Yuanyuan being our Bond girl?"

Qin Xiaoxian immediately changed his face: "That can't be done! If that's the case, I have to be Bond!"

Xiao Yueyue knew that Gao Yuanyuan was the goddess of Qin Xiaoxian, so she deliberately made a joke with him.

While talking, the three of them arrived at the hot spring hotel.

There are several houses in the B&B, the exterior design is very beautiful, and the largest one has a large swimming pool in front of it.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the swimming pool and had an idea: "We have water guns, it would be great if we had a few more water balloons! Throw water balloons if you are far away, and shoot water guns if you are close."

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "That's a good idea, do you have any balloons?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "Brother Qin, do you have any?"

Qin Xiao spread his hands, turned to the cameraman and asked, "Do you have any balloons?"

The cameraman touched his pocket: "I have a box..."

Xiao Yueyue hastily interrupted his words: "Good guy, let's say it can't be broadcast anymore!"

Qin Xiaoxian scratched his head: "Even if it's broadcast, it's so flexible that it won't explode when thrown!"

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes were sharp, and he saw someone coming up the mountain road: "Hurry up, hide quickly, my cake brother is here!"

The three hurriedly hid behind a large green plant, fearing that they would be exposed, so they pulled the photographer over.

Xiao Yueyue smiled sinisterly.

The first action of the Revenge Cake Alliance is about to begin...

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