Chapter 57

"Miss, what kind of outfit are you wearing today? It's too different from yesterday's!" Tweety said in surprise when she saw me dressed in a ruffian.

"What do you know? Because there are different strategies, you have to dress differently. Okay, I'm leaving. It's almost time, I'm going to meet Little Walnut."

Now I am wearing a dark blue coarse cloth shirt, a left eye patch, and a horrible fake scar on my right cheek.Doesn't look like a nice guy.

Chu Yuntian was sent out early in the morning by me to abduct my sworn brother.I'm afraid even he won't recognize me in this outfit!In short, everything has to be realistic, I just hope that my brother will not hit too hard, or I will be finished.

That princess really couldn't sit still, she ran out all day, which happened to create so many opportunities for me.I stayed at the front door for a while before they showed up, but this time there was a new trouble, her second brother actually followed.I just don't know how his skills are.I can't take the risk of letting Heipi lure him away when the time comes.

Tracking my specialty, I have done this kind of work before.It is also easy to do now.This princess seems to be addicted to wearing men's clothes, and now she is still wearing men's clothes with her brother around.It's quite to my taste, if it wasn't for Chu Yuntian, I could have a good talk with her.

Now they have arrived at the bustling street, and Zuixiang Tower is also in front of them, but I haven't seen Heipi and them until now, and I clearly told them to wait for me here.These bastards let me go, if they are not here, who will help me lead the second prince away!

It's nerve-wracking, it seems that I have to think of another way.

I looked around helplessly, hoping to find something to help me through the difficulties. "Yes," I snapped my fingers, grabbed the child who was running past me, handed him ten taels of silver, and asked him to buy a small jug of wine.

But he stared at me in horror and couldn't speak, no!My appearance is also quite childlike, why now. . .Oh, by the way, it must be that I look scary now!I coaxed him so hard that he finally went.But the princess and the others were already some distance away from Zuixiang Tower.

I couldn't and had to keep up.After the little boy bought the wine, he ran straight to the second prince. The wine jar in his hand happened to fall at the second prince's feet, and the wine splashed on his brocade boots.

A man as noble as he should be unable to bear the filthy dirt on his feet!I am complacently speculating.

But that savage princess didn't intend to let the child go easily, she twisted his ear and wanted to slap him, but she was stopped by the second prince, "Forget it, Yalin. He's just a child, let him go." Pass him!"

Princess Yalin let go of her hand reluctantly, and said, "But second brother, your boots are dirty!"

"It's okay, I'll just change another pair." The second prince's temper and temperament are quite good.That's right, get out of here!I can do business after you leave.I kept urging in my heart.

"I'll come back after I've changed it. I'm not in our country now. I have to be careful in everything. I'm really worried about you as a girl." Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, hurry up.

"Understood, second brother. I have kung fu and there is no danger in wearing men's clothes. I taught some gangsters a lesson yesterday! I really hope that I will try again today. Just don't be as stupid as yesterday." Don't worry, you will get what you want soon.The second prince who loves his sister so dearly has finally left.

Then it's time for my great plan to get started.I proudly patted Princess Yalin on the shoulder from behind, and it was no surprise that she would throw me over the shoulder.After somersaulting in the air, I landed firmly on the ground.

The princess was a little surprised that I was able to escape her attack. After seeing my appearance and clothes, she said contemptuously: "Here comes another bastard, but I see that your kung fu is much better than those of yesterday. Let me accompany you." ...Maybe you can have a good time with two tricks."

"I wish for it! I would be happy to accompany you, a little beauty, to do two tricks, but I don't know what reward you will give me if I win?" I deliberately looked her up and down several times with a lewd look.

"What did you say? How did you see through my attire?" The princess was obviously surprised that I recognized her as a daughter, and even ignored what I said that was disrespectful to her.

Hadn't she been told that she was too poorly dressed and too easy to spot?
"Hahahaha..." I laughed wildly, "Beauty, if you knew who I am, you wouldn't be so surprised. I'm a famous playboy in the capital, and my women can go around the capital twice. It's just Beauty, no matter what she is dressed in, I can recognize it at a glance. What's more, my little beauty is so beautiful, so it is even more impossible for me to miss it." I said wickedly.

"Playboy? Just you? Don't laugh so hard. Just by looking at your face and clothes, you can tell that you are just a big talker. Hmph, but you really interested me, I have to personally You can't beat like a dog crawling on the ground." The princess looked at me with contempt and said.

"Really? Then we'll have to rely on our own abilities. If you win me, how about I not only learn how a dog crawls but also learn how a dog barks? The premise is that you can't ask for help. But if you lose, you have to accompany Ben Grandpa drinks." I said shamelessly.

"Okay, I promise you."

"Your... son, you can't." The two little girls beside her hurriedly dissuaded.

"Don't talk about it, no one can change what this young master decides. Besides, I will definitely not be the one who loses." The princess said confidently.

"Okay, be ambitious! Then it's a deal." The fish took the bait. (thief laughing~)

"Hmph, let's see how I fix you. Smelly man!" The princess attacked me fiercely as she spoke.I also tried to resist, but I didn't use all my strength. Instead, I always "coincidentally" avoided her attack when I was about to lose.

After playing for a while, he pretended to be out of breath and said: "I don't want to play anymore." Ignored the princess who was addicted to playing and rushed towards the direction of Zuixianglou. There's nothing to play with, the most important thing is how can my brother save the beauty if he can't see it!
"Want to escape? It's not that easy." The princess followed me without hesitation.

When I arrived at the base of Zuixiang Tower, I stood still, turned my head to the princess who had just caught up and said, "Okay! Since you want to play so much, I have no choice but to accompany you!" After speaking, I touched the princess's face .Still quite tender.

"You..." The princess trembled boldly at my rudeness, "I can't spare you." I didn't intend to let her this time, I'm still waiting for my elder brother to come to save the beauty!During the period of fighting with the princess, I kept eating the princess's tofu, but she always refused to admit defeat, and just attacked me more fiercely with a blushing face and gritted teeth.

I also don't want her to admit defeat, otherwise there is no fun!I've been fighting for a while, how did my big brother get down?It seems that we have to make a tough move.

I grabbed the princess's arm with a weird smile, and she pulled her into my arms as soon as I took advantage of the situation. The feeling of warm and fragrant nephrite is really good, but it's a little weird.

The princess's pretty face was flushed red with anger, and her almond eyes were burning with two small flames, staring at me bitterly.

"Little beauty, you lost! Come on, let the Lord love you well." I smiled evilly and kissed her on the face.

I moved very slowly, just to let my elder brother jump out to save people at this critical moment.Besides, I'm not glass, so I don't care about kissing women.If you don't come, if you don't come, I will really kiss you.

But just when my lips were about to touch her red face, that stinky girl hit me hard with her forehead.Don't tell me it's really a pain in the ass.But I didn't let her take this opportunity to escape from my clutches.

"Beauty, it's delicious, I like it!" I really want to kiss you this time, so I just bumped into you this time, and I must let you give me your first kiss.I leaned towards her again.

But. . .When I was half an inch away from her face, "Shut up!" An anxious and angry voice stopped me, and then a palm wind hit me from behind.finally come.I smiled triumphantly, put my arms around the princess and avoided the attack.

I just couldn't help being dumbfounded when I saw this hero who saved the beauty.Why is it the second prince, why did he come back so soon.Looking at his feet, it is true that he has changed a pair.The speed is too fast!
"Let go of my sister, otherwise, even if you have a hundred, it's not enough to chop." The second prince's voice was full of natural majesty.

"Hmph, I don't think I will be killed if I make a bet. Just ask your sister who made a bet with me. Now that she loses, it's time to fulfill her promise. Are you right, beauty?" I smiled gently at the princess beauty.In exchange, she snorted coldly.

"Presumptuous. I don't care what bet you made, but just your rude actions are enough to destroy your nine clans." The second prince's face turned blue.

"Destroy my nine clans? Haha, stop fooling people. Could it be that you are the royal family?" I looked at them provocatively.I don't believe that you dare to admit that they value face more than life.

"Whether we are or not is not important, what is important is that if you don't let go of my sister, you will be a dead body in no time." The second prince's face showed a trace of cruelty.

I remember hearing Chu Yuntian tell me that his name was Yu Kangqi, right? The name is really weird.It doesn't look much better in person, he looks handsome even if he speaks too poisonous!But it's not that easy to kill me.I can't do it, and Chu Yuntian and Big Brother are still there!
Oh, no, Chu Yuntian can't show up, and my elder brother doesn't know it's me, besides, he has seen my "evil deeds" just now, and he won't save a pervert at all.It seems that I have to solve him by myself, but today's plan failed again, which is really frustrating. It would be great if my elder brother came out earlier. What the hell are they doing?
I was lost in thought, but I forgot that the beautiful woman in my arms is not a fuel-efficient lamp.Suddenly, the arm holding her hurt, and I couldn't help but let go of it.This stinky girl actually bit me.But she took this opportunity to escape from my grasp.

Yu Kangqi had already made a move the moment the princess left me, and he was fast, ruthless, and accurate.Not the slightest gesture of mercy.It's no wonder, if my sister was bullied by a satyr, I would be more ruthless.However, his tricks are too fast!I couldn't stand it anymore.

After dozens of strokes, I was already out of breath and dripping with sweat.Although they can still hold on for a while now, defeat is inevitable.If you have a sword in your hand, maybe you can barely draw with him.

One of my negligence, Yu Kangqi's big palm hit my chest, I backed up again and again and finally sat on the ground with a bang, my butt hurt from the fall.But this is not the most important thing, the key point is that my blood is churning, my chest is extremely painful, and there is a wave of heat in my throat trying to get out of my mouth.My heart is so stuffy!
I suppressed that breath, and tried my best not to let myself vomit blood.Because if Chu Yuntian sees me vomiting blood, he will run down desperately.At that time, not only will my identity be exposed, but even my plan will have no room for redemption.

But what surprised me was that Yu Kangqi didn't attack immediately, or take the next step. He just stared at his hand in disbelief, and then looked at me with confused eyes.It almost made me think that his head was flooded, and the change from front to back was so big?

"Damn it, you shameless pervert, you're rushing to molest me... Young Master, I have to teach you a good lesson today to get rid of the hatred in my heart." The princess walked towards me with a look of hatred on her face.

Of course I can't just admit defeat like this.Struggling to stand up, he put his hands on his chest and said, "Hmph, you can't afford to lose, you're a coward. You're far from being able to teach me a lesson."

"You...shut up. I'm not a coward. I can do whatever I want? I don't need you, a ruffian, to take care of it." The princess became angry and rushed towards me.

Although I was injured, I was able to escape, "If you don't dare to take responsibility, you are a coward." The princess didn't succeed, and suddenly squatted down and took out a dagger from her boots, "I don't believe you can still escape."

I was shocked, it seemed that she wanted to play for real.Then am I going to die.No matter what, you can't wait for her to chop like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.But I suffered internal injuries, and my speed was not as good as before. Fortunately, the second prince didn't help me yet, and I don't know what I was thinking about. Whatever, it's best not to move for the rest of my life.Otherwise, I would really die here.

I don't know whose prank it was, but it actually tripped me when I was trying to avoid it. I didn't notice that I was tripped, and my butt was really about to break into four pieces.Before I had time to get up, the princess stabbed me again.My god, it's really over this time.

"Little sister, stop!" The second prince shouted, trying to stop the princess, but it was too late, her dagger was already in front of my eyes.

Just when I was covered in cold sweat and felt a little desperate, a white shadow flashed in front of my eyes, and the dagger was successfully stopped.I breathed a sigh of relief and looked up. It turned out that the eldest brother grabbed the princess's wrist in time to save me who seemed to be in trouble.

"Who are you? How dare you stop me from teaching others?" The princess said with raised eyebrows.

"Teach people a lesson? I think you are clearly killing people." The elder brother said coldly with a livid face.

Completely out of touch, what is this with what?I want Song Qiran to save the princess from my hands, not let him save me from the princess's hands.If you didn't jump out at the most suitable time just now, what are you doing now?I'm not sure I'll lose yet!I was able to dodge just now, am I that good at it?Do not ask others to come to your rescue.Now she actually made a bridge for the princess because of me, but how can I implement my plan!It's so bad.

"Whether I kill or not is my business. You don't need to worry about it. You hurry up and get your stinky hands away, or I'll chop you off too." The princess's face was not sure whether it was because she was angry or very red, and she deliberately looked angry. A fierce look.

I think maybe she didn't really intend to kill me just now, she was just pretending.

"As long as you promise me not to kill her, I will let you go." Song Qiran said, his voice was firm, and there was no room for change.

"You... Forget it. If I kill her, I'm afraid I'll get my hands dirty! You can let go now!" the princess said angrily.Only then did Song Qiran slowly let go of his hand, and seeing that the princess really had no intention of killing me, he knelt down facing me and tried to help me up.

I pushed him away and stood up by myself, and said unwillingly: "I want you to be troublesome!" Song Qiran withdrew his hand indifferently, but I also saw the helplessness in his eyes.

"This son knows him?" Yu Kangqi pointed at me and asked Song Qiran.Song Qiran glanced at me, and said calmly: "I've never seen it before. Could it be that someone I know must be able to rescue me?"

"That's not true. I admire your brother's narrow-mindedness. Can you please have a meal together and let him get over today's unhappiness!" The second prince said sincerely.

Before Song Qiran could answer, he heard the unruly princess say: "Second Brother, I don't want to have dinner with these two stinky men."

"Well, you can go home first, as long as you have a brother here." The second prince's tone seemed to wish that his sister would go back soon.

"Second brother, I don't want it. It's okay to have dinner together. But this person can't go, you didn't see how disgusting he was just now." The princess pointed at me in disgust.

Hmph, it's exactly what I want, I don't want to go yet!However, where did Chu Yuntian go?Although I won't let him show up, don't hide so thoroughly!Said with a super bored heart.

After hearing his sister's words, the second prince looked at me with strange eyes for a while and said, "How can that be? I just want you to turn hostility into friendship and eat this meal."

"Brother, I'm polite enough not to kill him, why do I have to deal with a lowly person like him..."

"Shut up! Don't be so unruly." I didn't expect the second prince to yell at his sister. Not only the princess was stunned, but I was also stunned.Doesn't he love his sister the most?It seems a little unusual for me to hurt the relationship between brother and sister for such a low-level "untouchable".Could it be that he has already guessed that I have a conspiracy?Impossible!
(End of this chapter)

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