Three Kingdoms: My relationship with Diaochan has been exposed!
Chapter 13 No one is allowed to laugh at me Lu Bu is not a husband!
Chapter 13 No one is allowed to laugh at me Lu Bu is not a husband!
"Your Excellency has said that the distinguished guests have arrived, so you must dress up quickly and carefully, and there must be no mistakes!"
In the backyard, the person who got Wang Yun's order spoke loudly.
Those already dressed singers and dancers agreed one after another.
In a separate room, Diao Chan, who was sitting alone in front of the dressing table expressionlessly and well-groomed, trembled when she heard this, and almost didn't ruin her eyebrows.
She knew that the words Wang Yun sent from someone sounded like they were meant for everyone, but in fact they were meant for her alone, and it was a reminder to her.
What should come will always come, even if it is rumored that Lu Bu is a very cruel and hideous person, I still have to face it bravely.
This is your own destiny!
Thinking of this in her heart, she put down the eyebrow pencil in her hand, picked up the rouge that was put aside, and brought it to her lips...
"Marquis Wen, this painting halberd..."
While Wang Yun was secretly looking down on them, the two had already arrived in front of the packed main hall.
Lu Bu walked straight inside holding the painting halberd.
Seeing Lu Bu's appearance, Wang Yun couldn't help being startled. After a change in his complexion, he hurriedly smiled and said, wanting to let Lu Bu leave the painting halberd in his hand outside the hall.
"Half of my courage is on this painting halberd in my hand, and I never leave my body on weekdays, even when I am meeting His Majesty with Dong Gong.
Now that Mr. Situ wants to let my subordinates put the painting halberd outside, could it be that some kind of swordsman has already been arranged, and he wants to capture and kill Lu Bu during the banquet? "
Lu Bu stood still, looked at Wang Yun and said with a smile.
Lu Bu's body was already long, nearly two meters long. Standing here, looking at Wang Yun, there was no need to deliberately set anything up, and he immediately became looking down, with a great sense of oppression. Especially with what he just said.
These words were said by Lu Bu on purpose, in order to hit Wang Yun in advance, so that he would have some waves in his heart and some fear of himself.
In this way, in the following matters, I can better take the initiative and lead Wang Yun by the nose!
Wang Yun already had ghosts in his heart, and he wanted to trick Lv Bu into killing Dong Zhuo with the help of Lv Bu.
At this time, when I heard Lu Bu say such words, my heart couldn't help but a sudden shock, and my face changed.
Fortunately, he, a well-learned man, also has a certain amount of city and concentration, so he resisted the panic in his heart and calmed himself down.
"Marquis Wen is joking, the old man is just an old man, and there are only some useless servants in his family, how dare he do such a thing.
Moreover, today is a chaotic world, only relying on Marquis Wen to lead the army can deter Xiaoxiao..."
Wang Yun said in a hurry, his voice became a lot more hurried, and he stuttered a bit.
"It's the old man who took the liberty and forgot that Marquis Wen's painted halberd never leaves his body, so it doesn't matter if Marquis Wen just takes it with him.
If Marquis Wen is not at ease and thinks that Wang Yun intends to ambush the swordsman and harm Wen Marquis, Wang Yun will have the food and wine removed, and the banquet will be fine in the courtyard..."
Faced with Lu Bu's sudden dominance, he who had always looked down on Lu Bu could only apologize in haste and explain why he still had the wisdom pearl in his hand like before.
"Hahaha……"
Lu Bu laughed.
He stretched out his hand to support Wang Yun who saluted him and said earnestly: "Mr. Situ, don't panic. Lv Bu was just joking with Mr. Situ just now. Mr. Situ is a famous official in the world with a noble character. How could he do such a senseless thing?" thing!"
"Since I'm here, I have absolute trust in Mr. Situ. Don't mention the banquet in the courtyard again, lest someone laugh at me, Lu Bu, for not being enough a husband after it gets out!"
"Don't say that this is Lord Situ's mansion. Lord Situ will definitely not harm me. Even if it is a dragon's lake and a tiger's lair, I, Lu Bu, am not afraid, and dare to venture into it!"
After Lu Bu said this, he grabbed Wang Yun's hand, laughed and walked towards the living room, not giving Wang Yun a chance to speak at all.
Obviously it was Wang Yun who invited Lu Bu to dinner at home, but at this moment, things seemed to be turned upside down, as if Lu Bu was inviting Wang Yun to dinner.
It seems that this is at Lu Bu's mansion, not Wang Yun's mansion, and Wang Yun is the guest here.
In just a short moment, the host and the guest had already changed positions. Lu Bu successfully turned the guest into the main, suppressed Wang Yun, took the dominant position, and successfully seized the upper hand.
"Mr. Situ, don't you want people to serve wine and food?"
When they came to the living room, the two sat down separately.
Frightened by Lu Bu just now, Wang Yun lost his mind, lost his sense of proportion, and forgot to serve people food and wine for a while.
It was only when Lu Bu said this that he realized this.
"The old man was negligent, the old man was negligent."
He said repeatedly, and then hurriedly called out for people to start serving the dishes.
After arranging this matter, Wang Yun, who was kneeling on the main seat, secretly put his hand on his lap, twisted it fiercely, and cursed in his heart: "Wang Yun, Wang Yun! You are still a A well-educated man, determined to save the sky, eradicate the villains, and help the country!
Now you are just dealing with a reckless Lu Bu, and you have become like this, confused and out of proportion, the next thing will be more difficult than this, how do you face it! "
Wang Yun scolded himself mercilessly in his heart with remorse and hatred, and twisted his legs purple with his hands, and then he stopped.
However, the effect of such self-harm behavior is still very good.
After such self-mutilation and self-swearing, Wang Yun's heart became much calmer, and the panic in his heart was also driven out by him.
The whole person becomes natural again.
He started to talk to Lu Bu actively, showing off his talents and learning, trying to make some words as funny as possible, so as to show his talents.
Lu Bu just watched quietly here, not saying much.
While he was speaking, the servants brought the food and wine.
Seeing this, Lu Bu picked up his chopsticks and smiled at Wang Yun, saying, "Mr. Situ, how about this dish?"
Wang Yun, who was talking here endlessly, thought that what he said was very funny, and regained the initiative, couldn't help but pause when he saw this.
Why did I just focus on talking, but forgot about this matter!
If he didn't pay attention, Lu Bu took the initiative.
With such a thing here, all the things I have worked so hard to do just now are in vain.
"Yeah, um, eat, and Marquis Wen eats too."
Wang Yun answered unnaturally.
Although he was extremely reluctant, he still had to hold his nose to accept Lu Bu's invitation, picked up the chopsticks, pretended to be okay as much as possible, picked up some dishes from the table in front of him, and put them in his mouth. Secretly using his hand, he twisted his leg once again...
(End of this chapter)
"Your Excellency has said that the distinguished guests have arrived, so you must dress up quickly and carefully, and there must be no mistakes!"
In the backyard, the person who got Wang Yun's order spoke loudly.
Those already dressed singers and dancers agreed one after another.
In a separate room, Diao Chan, who was sitting alone in front of the dressing table expressionlessly and well-groomed, trembled when she heard this, and almost didn't ruin her eyebrows.
She knew that the words Wang Yun sent from someone sounded like they were meant for everyone, but in fact they were meant for her alone, and it was a reminder to her.
What should come will always come, even if it is rumored that Lu Bu is a very cruel and hideous person, I still have to face it bravely.
This is your own destiny!
Thinking of this in her heart, she put down the eyebrow pencil in her hand, picked up the rouge that was put aside, and brought it to her lips...
"Marquis Wen, this painting halberd..."
While Wang Yun was secretly looking down on them, the two had already arrived in front of the packed main hall.
Lu Bu walked straight inside holding the painting halberd.
Seeing Lu Bu's appearance, Wang Yun couldn't help being startled. After a change in his complexion, he hurriedly smiled and said, wanting to let Lu Bu leave the painting halberd in his hand outside the hall.
"Half of my courage is on this painting halberd in my hand, and I never leave my body on weekdays, even when I am meeting His Majesty with Dong Gong.
Now that Mr. Situ wants to let my subordinates put the painting halberd outside, could it be that some kind of swordsman has already been arranged, and he wants to capture and kill Lu Bu during the banquet? "
Lu Bu stood still, looked at Wang Yun and said with a smile.
Lu Bu's body was already long, nearly two meters long. Standing here, looking at Wang Yun, there was no need to deliberately set anything up, and he immediately became looking down, with a great sense of oppression. Especially with what he just said.
These words were said by Lu Bu on purpose, in order to hit Wang Yun in advance, so that he would have some waves in his heart and some fear of himself.
In this way, in the following matters, I can better take the initiative and lead Wang Yun by the nose!
Wang Yun already had ghosts in his heart, and he wanted to trick Lv Bu into killing Dong Zhuo with the help of Lv Bu.
At this time, when I heard Lu Bu say such words, my heart couldn't help but a sudden shock, and my face changed.
Fortunately, he, a well-learned man, also has a certain amount of city and concentration, so he resisted the panic in his heart and calmed himself down.
"Marquis Wen is joking, the old man is just an old man, and there are only some useless servants in his family, how dare he do such a thing.
Moreover, today is a chaotic world, only relying on Marquis Wen to lead the army can deter Xiaoxiao..."
Wang Yun said in a hurry, his voice became a lot more hurried, and he stuttered a bit.
"It's the old man who took the liberty and forgot that Marquis Wen's painted halberd never leaves his body, so it doesn't matter if Marquis Wen just takes it with him.
If Marquis Wen is not at ease and thinks that Wang Yun intends to ambush the swordsman and harm Wen Marquis, Wang Yun will have the food and wine removed, and the banquet will be fine in the courtyard..."
Faced with Lu Bu's sudden dominance, he who had always looked down on Lu Bu could only apologize in haste and explain why he still had the wisdom pearl in his hand like before.
"Hahaha……"
Lu Bu laughed.
He stretched out his hand to support Wang Yun who saluted him and said earnestly: "Mr. Situ, don't panic. Lv Bu was just joking with Mr. Situ just now. Mr. Situ is a famous official in the world with a noble character. How could he do such a senseless thing?" thing!"
"Since I'm here, I have absolute trust in Mr. Situ. Don't mention the banquet in the courtyard again, lest someone laugh at me, Lu Bu, for not being enough a husband after it gets out!"
"Don't say that this is Lord Situ's mansion. Lord Situ will definitely not harm me. Even if it is a dragon's lake and a tiger's lair, I, Lu Bu, am not afraid, and dare to venture into it!"
After Lu Bu said this, he grabbed Wang Yun's hand, laughed and walked towards the living room, not giving Wang Yun a chance to speak at all.
Obviously it was Wang Yun who invited Lu Bu to dinner at home, but at this moment, things seemed to be turned upside down, as if Lu Bu was inviting Wang Yun to dinner.
It seems that this is at Lu Bu's mansion, not Wang Yun's mansion, and Wang Yun is the guest here.
In just a short moment, the host and the guest had already changed positions. Lu Bu successfully turned the guest into the main, suppressed Wang Yun, took the dominant position, and successfully seized the upper hand.
"Mr. Situ, don't you want people to serve wine and food?"
When they came to the living room, the two sat down separately.
Frightened by Lu Bu just now, Wang Yun lost his mind, lost his sense of proportion, and forgot to serve people food and wine for a while.
It was only when Lu Bu said this that he realized this.
"The old man was negligent, the old man was negligent."
He said repeatedly, and then hurriedly called out for people to start serving the dishes.
After arranging this matter, Wang Yun, who was kneeling on the main seat, secretly put his hand on his lap, twisted it fiercely, and cursed in his heart: "Wang Yun, Wang Yun! You are still a A well-educated man, determined to save the sky, eradicate the villains, and help the country!
Now you are just dealing with a reckless Lu Bu, and you have become like this, confused and out of proportion, the next thing will be more difficult than this, how do you face it! "
Wang Yun scolded himself mercilessly in his heart with remorse and hatred, and twisted his legs purple with his hands, and then he stopped.
However, the effect of such self-harm behavior is still very good.
After such self-mutilation and self-swearing, Wang Yun's heart became much calmer, and the panic in his heart was also driven out by him.
The whole person becomes natural again.
He started to talk to Lu Bu actively, showing off his talents and learning, trying to make some words as funny as possible, so as to show his talents.
Lu Bu just watched quietly here, not saying much.
While he was speaking, the servants brought the food and wine.
Seeing this, Lu Bu picked up his chopsticks and smiled at Wang Yun, saying, "Mr. Situ, how about this dish?"
Wang Yun, who was talking here endlessly, thought that what he said was very funny, and regained the initiative, couldn't help but pause when he saw this.
Why did I just focus on talking, but forgot about this matter!
If he didn't pay attention, Lu Bu took the initiative.
With such a thing here, all the things I have worked so hard to do just now are in vain.
"Yeah, um, eat, and Marquis Wen eats too."
Wang Yun answered unnaturally.
Although he was extremely reluctant, he still had to hold his nose to accept Lu Bu's invitation, picked up the chopsticks, pretended to be okay as much as possible, picked up some dishes from the table in front of him, and put them in his mouth. Secretly using his hand, he twisted his leg once again...
(End of this chapter)
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