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Chapter 103 Squeeze a fart
"That's my hammer, and it's mine," Thor roared.

"But that hammer was given to me by Loki."

"That's my hammer."

"But Loki gave me that hammer."

"That's my hammer, Loki has no right to give it away."

"But it was indeed given to me by Loki."

"Shut up, that's my hammer, Mjolnir, it belongs to me, my hammer." Thor still growled loudly.

"But it was given to me by Loki." Saitama plucked his ears.

"..."

"Thor, don't pay attention to this mortal from Midgard, we just go in and take Mjolnir." The three warriors of Asgard looked at the two who seemed to be arguing, well, it's mainly Thor, Thor Er was already blushing and his neck was thick, but Saitama still turned over and over to say that sentence, the pitch of his voice was not loud, there was no ups and downs, and he even picked his ears and nose from time to time.

"Hey, it's too much for you to say that." Looking at the appearance of the three warriors of Asgard, Saitama shook his head.

"Go away, mortals of Midgard." The three warriors of Asgard roared at Saitama.

In fact, the three warriors of Asgard were abused so badly by Hydra because of Thor, that their sense of all people on the earth became very poor, because Jane and the others had been helping them before. , so he didn't make any excessive moves.But now that they met Saitama, they no longer want to be patient, and want to vent the accumulated work.

He yelled at Saitama, and even pushed Saitama directly with his hands. Although he couldn't say that he was using all his strength, if he was an ordinary earthling, if he pushed like this, the other party might encounter what Thor encountered before.

Snapped!
Saitama slapped the guy who stretched out his hand, flew out, hit the wall directly, and then fell to the ground.

"Bastard, how dare you attack the warriors of Asgard." Vostagg got up from the ground, roared, and slashed towards Saitama with his ax in hand.

"stop."

"No."

Except for Dr. Savig and Daisy who wanted to stop them, everyone else just watched with cold eyes, and the rest of them no longer regarded the rest as ordinary Midgard mortals.

Vostagg's blow was powerful and heavy. Although it can't be said that he had tried his best, he didn't hold back too much. The cold light on the ax flickered, and the ax came down, as if it was about to split a mountain.The whole person jumped up high, and the ax slammed down heavily.

bump!
Vostagg flew backwards at a faster pace than he had been attacking.

bump!
First, the dropped ax fell to the ground, half of the sharp ax's head was inserted into the ground, and then Vostagg's whole body was embedded on the wall, becoming a realistic mural.

"Vostage! Bastard." After seeing this scene, the remaining two of the three warriors of Asgard roared angrily and rushed directly towards Saitama.

Boom!

These two people appeared next to Vostagg, one on the left and one on the right, and they also turned into a mural. The three of them formed a very realistic large mural.

The pupils of Sif and Thor contracted violently, although both of them were stronger than the three warriors of Asgard.Well, well, Thor doesn't count now.Sif is also a god with the status of a god, with her own divine power, which is much stronger than the three warriors of Asgard, but she cannot guarantee that she will retreat completely when facing the siege of the three warriors of Asgard.

Although the three warriors of Asgard attacked one after the other this time, Saitama defeated the three so easily, but it is definitely not something ordinary people can do.

Sif stood in front of Thor with a long sword in her hand, guarded Thor behind her, and looked at Saitama very vigilantly: "Who are you? Did Loki send you here on purpose? What do you want to do?" What? What conspiracy?"

"Ah?" Saitama scratched his head: "I don't understand what you're talking about. Now, how about I lend you a hammer, and then you fight with me?" Saitama looked around Sif and asked Thor.

"What do you want to do?" Sif stared at Saitama sharply.

Thor grabbed Sif's shoulder: "Sif, let me do it."

"But Thor you..."

"It doesn't matter." Thor took two steps forward and came to Saitama: "As long as I get Mjolnir, then I will definitely win. If I win, then Mjolnir is mine. "

"Huh? Well, okay. If you can beat me, then I'll give you that hammer." Saitama thought for a while, but after all, he still couldn't resist the temptation of a bloody all-out fight.

"That's good. We've made an agreement, whoever wins will have Mjolnir." Thor said loudly.

"it is good."

Saitama and Thor have made an agreement.

Saitama came to the room with Thor, Sif, Jane and the murals cut from the wall, that is, the three warriors of Asgard.

"Hey, the massager is over there." Saitama pointed to an inconspicuous corner of the wall.

Thor saw that Thor's Hammer, his eyes lit up, and he grinned: "Hahaha, Mjolnir, my old man, here I come."

Striding to the front of Mjolnir, Thor stretched out his hand and said, "Oh!"

"Hmm!" Catch again.

"Aha!" Grab hard.

Thor's Hammer remained motionless.

Thor couldn't help but looked back at the others, especially Saitama, and smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, that, my old buddy is a little shy. But it doesn't matter, I can lift it. Hehehe."

After finishing speaking, Thor grabbed Thor's Hammer with both hands: "Ah!!!"

Thor exerted all his breastfeeding strength, his face was red and his neck was thick, but Thor's Hammer remained motionless.

"Man, what's the matter with you, don't you know me? I'm Thor, I'm Thor. Man, we should go, we should go. Man." Thor whispered to the hammer, Even faintly with a hint of flattery, he grabbed the hammer again and forcefully——

"puff!"

It seemed that the force was too great, and a fart was squeezed out, but the hammer was still there, without moving.

"Pfft!" The girl Daisy couldn't help laughing, but when she saw that everyone else was staring back at her, she quickly covered her mouth, lowered her head, and tried to be an ostrich.

"So, this hammer is not yours at all. You can't pick it up at all." Saitama shook his head, quite disappointed. He thought he could fight to his heart's content, but now it seems that he is going to be disappointed.

"No, why, why is this happening? Father, have you really abandoned me? No!" Thor knelt on the ground and roared.

"Shut up, are you still letting people sleep? What are you shouting about—"

Skye, who has almost become a night owl recently, was woken up. She was so angry that she got up from the bed, opened the door, stuck her head out and yelled at the living room, but after the yelling, she realized that someone had come from the living room. With so many people, especially those who were still staring at him, he couldn't help blushing, quickly retracted his neck, and slammed the door shut.

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