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Chapter 1 Did I Become a Chicken?
Chapter 1 Did I Become a Chicken?
Fu Xuanrong stared, standing in the cage and staring at the rest of the chickens.
It was dark, at the back door of Prince Li's Mansion, Orion was haggling with the cook with a smile on his face, "The best wild game in the mountains is here, so you just give me two bucks, it's really unreasonable."
The cook looked swollen, kicked the cage with his feet, and said impatiently, "How much is a sickly basket of pheasants worth? "
Orion ink for a long time, and finally changed the money.The cook expertly carried the basket to the backyard, then opened the cage and dumped all the pheasants inside into the fence.
Fu Xuanrong fell all over the place, and looked at the tall things around her in a daze. From this angle, she was only 40cm tall at most.
The space in the fence was limited, and the pheasants instinctively flapped their wings to grab the territory. Seeing that the big wings were about to slap her in the face, Fu Xuanrong hurriedly stretched out her hand to block it.
But she didn't want a pair of gray wings to stand in front of her. She was stunned for a moment, then moved a little, and finally confirmed that the pair of wings belonged to her.
"Aww——" Did I turn into a chicken? !Fu Xuanrong screamed in shock, shrill and ugly.
[System]: The identity verification is successful. After completing the task, you can get a reward for rebirth. The task will be issued later. I wish the player a happy life.
A cold mechanical voice sounded in her mind, and before Fu Xuanrong had time to react, she watched the fat cook fold back, the boning knife in his hand gleamed coldly in the moonlight, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "I want to drink chicken soup in the middle of the night, is it really possible?" Toss people!"
he!want!kill!chicken!
Fu Xuanrong reacted very quickly, and jumped headlong into the chicken pile in horror, hiding behind the chickens.
A pheasant that couldn't understand human language was still stretching its neck to look around. The cook grabbed the neck suddenly, and before it could scream, its trachea was cut with a knife in its hand.
The blood spurted out, and the cook skillfully threw it back into the fence, watched it thrash and struggle for a while, and waited until the pheasant was completely silent, then plucked it while whistling, and took the pheasant The naked dead chicken came into the kitchen.
Before the warm blood on the ground solidified, the pheasants who had just been frightened had already returned to normal, and they were fighting for the territory proudly.
Only Fu Xuanrong's teeth were chattering. In the past, she was terrified when she saw people killing chickens, but now she was about to be killed as a chicken, she was almost scared to pee, okay?
Taking advantage of this group of silly pheasants still pecking at each other, Fu Xuanrong thumped hard, barely standing on the fence, and the pheasants who watched were very envious.
Under the paws was the fence that was usually no more than half a person high, but now she was standing on it and she felt dizzy for a while, and she didn't dare to jump down.
Fu Xuanrong could only tentatively get close to the system, "System, that, it's my first time cooking chicken and I don't have much experience, what should I do now?" '
[System]: ... Spread your wings and lean forward, so that you won't fall too hard...
As soon as the word tragic fell, Fu Xuanrong fell headfirst straight down, hit the ground with a 'dong' and didn't get up for a long time.
The severe pain flashed in her mind before she died, and the man she loved the most pushed her towards the speeding truck.
Only then did she recall that she had died like this.
After resting on the ground for a long time, Fu Xuanrong slowly got up, looked at the tall buildings around her, shook her head in confusion, and walked quietly towards a yard that still had lights.
There seemed to be a dispute in the house, the woman's voice was choked up, as if she was crying hard, "Li Junhao, no matter how much you hate me, I am still your princess!"
"Finished?" The man's voice was cold, without any fluctuation, "Get out."
Then there was the sound of porcelain bowls breaking inside the room.
It was cold and windy outside. Although Fu Xuanrong had hair on her body, her two thin legs were trembling non-stop.
The woman opened the door suddenly and almost photographed Fu Xuanrong who was keeping warm at the door. Fortunately, the woman was running and crying, so she didn't notice her.
Fu Xuanrong carefully listened to the movement inside the door, and extinguished the candle after seeing that it was not long inside, presumably the man had already gone to bed to rest.
Little Black Douyan looked in through the crack of the door. It was cold and windy outside, but there was a pot of stove burning in the middle of the room, which was burning red, and even the air was warm.
Silently stretched a small claw into the crack of the door, and scratched at the stove twice in emptiness, Little Black Dou's eyes were full of hoarse desire.
The little match girl still has a match!She has nothing!
[System]: You still have me.
Fu Xuanrong wasn't moved at all, and didn't even have the desire to talk to the system. Instead, she twisted her body desperately and squeezed in through the not-so-wide crack in the door.
'Stove!I'm coming! '
The warm air in the room instantly dried up Fu Xuanrong's exhaustion. She rushed towards the stove quickly, but someone stepped on the broken porcelain bowl without paying attention.
Chicken blood was scattered all over the ground in an instant.
oops!my paw paw!Fu Xuanrong wanted to cry, but she hopped on one leg twice in pain, then sat down on the edge of the bed, lowering her head in frustration.
It's better to let the cook kill him and reincarnate again, why should he suffer such a crime.
The man on the bed was breathing steadily, presumably fell asleep, she stretched her neck curiously, the extremely handsome face of the man was reflected in her small black eyes.
I didn't expect this person to be so good-looking.
Fu Xuanrong sighed, suffering from hunger and cold and losing blood, in the warm room, she turned her head on one side and fell asleep.
……
Li Junhao has always been self-disciplined. As soon as the cock crowed in the mansion, he opened his eyes and prepared to finish the official documents that he hadn't read last night.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he straightened up, out of the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of a woman sleeping beside the bed.
Frowning instantly, who is this woman, and when did she come to his room? !Why didn't he hear a sound at all!
Here Li Junhao was asking a lot of questions, but the woman who was lying on her stomach straightened up as if she was in a daze.
Fu Xuanrong had a nightmare. In the dream, she was hit by a car and turned into a chicken. Fortunately, she woke up from the dream. She looked at her slender fingers with a satisfied smile, and when she turned her head, she saw the man with a gloomy face. Looking her up and down.
WTF!
She roared crazily in her heart, and the smile on her face trembled uncontrollably. Is she a human or a chicken?
[System]: There is an obstacle in identity recognition, the host has twelve hours a day, six hours in the daytime is a human, and six hours in the night is an animal, with the first cock crowing on the second day as the boundary.
Fu Xuanrong has seen someone who wears a cat and a dog, but this is the first time she has seen someone who is paralyzed through wearing a dog like her.
And what does it mean to be a man during the day and a chicken at night, are you cursing the system? !
Before she had time to ask in detail, the man in front of her suddenly stretched out his hand, stuck it on her snow-white neck, and said with serious eyes, "Who are you?!"
(End of this chapter)
Fu Xuanrong stared, standing in the cage and staring at the rest of the chickens.
It was dark, at the back door of Prince Li's Mansion, Orion was haggling with the cook with a smile on his face, "The best wild game in the mountains is here, so you just give me two bucks, it's really unreasonable."
The cook looked swollen, kicked the cage with his feet, and said impatiently, "How much is a sickly basket of pheasants worth? "
Orion ink for a long time, and finally changed the money.The cook expertly carried the basket to the backyard, then opened the cage and dumped all the pheasants inside into the fence.
Fu Xuanrong fell all over the place, and looked at the tall things around her in a daze. From this angle, she was only 40cm tall at most.
The space in the fence was limited, and the pheasants instinctively flapped their wings to grab the territory. Seeing that the big wings were about to slap her in the face, Fu Xuanrong hurriedly stretched out her hand to block it.
But she didn't want a pair of gray wings to stand in front of her. She was stunned for a moment, then moved a little, and finally confirmed that the pair of wings belonged to her.
"Aww——" Did I turn into a chicken? !Fu Xuanrong screamed in shock, shrill and ugly.
[System]: The identity verification is successful. After completing the task, you can get a reward for rebirth. The task will be issued later. I wish the player a happy life.
A cold mechanical voice sounded in her mind, and before Fu Xuanrong had time to react, she watched the fat cook fold back, the boning knife in his hand gleamed coldly in the moonlight, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "I want to drink chicken soup in the middle of the night, is it really possible?" Toss people!"
he!want!kill!chicken!
Fu Xuanrong reacted very quickly, and jumped headlong into the chicken pile in horror, hiding behind the chickens.
A pheasant that couldn't understand human language was still stretching its neck to look around. The cook grabbed the neck suddenly, and before it could scream, its trachea was cut with a knife in its hand.
The blood spurted out, and the cook skillfully threw it back into the fence, watched it thrash and struggle for a while, and waited until the pheasant was completely silent, then plucked it while whistling, and took the pheasant The naked dead chicken came into the kitchen.
Before the warm blood on the ground solidified, the pheasants who had just been frightened had already returned to normal, and they were fighting for the territory proudly.
Only Fu Xuanrong's teeth were chattering. In the past, she was terrified when she saw people killing chickens, but now she was about to be killed as a chicken, she was almost scared to pee, okay?
Taking advantage of this group of silly pheasants still pecking at each other, Fu Xuanrong thumped hard, barely standing on the fence, and the pheasants who watched were very envious.
Under the paws was the fence that was usually no more than half a person high, but now she was standing on it and she felt dizzy for a while, and she didn't dare to jump down.
Fu Xuanrong could only tentatively get close to the system, "System, that, it's my first time cooking chicken and I don't have much experience, what should I do now?" '
[System]: ... Spread your wings and lean forward, so that you won't fall too hard...
As soon as the word tragic fell, Fu Xuanrong fell headfirst straight down, hit the ground with a 'dong' and didn't get up for a long time.
The severe pain flashed in her mind before she died, and the man she loved the most pushed her towards the speeding truck.
Only then did she recall that she had died like this.
After resting on the ground for a long time, Fu Xuanrong slowly got up, looked at the tall buildings around her, shook her head in confusion, and walked quietly towards a yard that still had lights.
There seemed to be a dispute in the house, the woman's voice was choked up, as if she was crying hard, "Li Junhao, no matter how much you hate me, I am still your princess!"
"Finished?" The man's voice was cold, without any fluctuation, "Get out."
Then there was the sound of porcelain bowls breaking inside the room.
It was cold and windy outside. Although Fu Xuanrong had hair on her body, her two thin legs were trembling non-stop.
The woman opened the door suddenly and almost photographed Fu Xuanrong who was keeping warm at the door. Fortunately, the woman was running and crying, so she didn't notice her.
Fu Xuanrong carefully listened to the movement inside the door, and extinguished the candle after seeing that it was not long inside, presumably the man had already gone to bed to rest.
Little Black Douyan looked in through the crack of the door. It was cold and windy outside, but there was a pot of stove burning in the middle of the room, which was burning red, and even the air was warm.
Silently stretched a small claw into the crack of the door, and scratched at the stove twice in emptiness, Little Black Dou's eyes were full of hoarse desire.
The little match girl still has a match!She has nothing!
[System]: You still have me.
Fu Xuanrong wasn't moved at all, and didn't even have the desire to talk to the system. Instead, she twisted her body desperately and squeezed in through the not-so-wide crack in the door.
'Stove!I'm coming! '
The warm air in the room instantly dried up Fu Xuanrong's exhaustion. She rushed towards the stove quickly, but someone stepped on the broken porcelain bowl without paying attention.
Chicken blood was scattered all over the ground in an instant.
oops!my paw paw!Fu Xuanrong wanted to cry, but she hopped on one leg twice in pain, then sat down on the edge of the bed, lowering her head in frustration.
It's better to let the cook kill him and reincarnate again, why should he suffer such a crime.
The man on the bed was breathing steadily, presumably fell asleep, she stretched her neck curiously, the extremely handsome face of the man was reflected in her small black eyes.
I didn't expect this person to be so good-looking.
Fu Xuanrong sighed, suffering from hunger and cold and losing blood, in the warm room, she turned her head on one side and fell asleep.
……
Li Junhao has always been self-disciplined. As soon as the cock crowed in the mansion, he opened his eyes and prepared to finish the official documents that he hadn't read last night.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he straightened up, out of the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of a woman sleeping beside the bed.
Frowning instantly, who is this woman, and when did she come to his room? !Why didn't he hear a sound at all!
Here Li Junhao was asking a lot of questions, but the woman who was lying on her stomach straightened up as if she was in a daze.
Fu Xuanrong had a nightmare. In the dream, she was hit by a car and turned into a chicken. Fortunately, she woke up from the dream. She looked at her slender fingers with a satisfied smile, and when she turned her head, she saw the man with a gloomy face. Looking her up and down.
WTF!
She roared crazily in her heart, and the smile on her face trembled uncontrollably. Is she a human or a chicken?
[System]: There is an obstacle in identity recognition, the host has twelve hours a day, six hours in the daytime is a human, and six hours in the night is an animal, with the first cock crowing on the second day as the boundary.
Fu Xuanrong has seen someone who wears a cat and a dog, but this is the first time she has seen someone who is paralyzed through wearing a dog like her.
And what does it mean to be a man during the day and a chicken at night, are you cursing the system? !
Before she had time to ask in detail, the man in front of her suddenly stretched out his hand, stuck it on her snow-white neck, and said with serious eyes, "Who are you?!"
(End of this chapter)
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