Ma'am, your vest fell off again

Chapter 26 Your Highness, You Must Be Moderate!

A few minutes later, a roast chicken that was so fat that it was dripping with oil was placed on the table.Fu Xuanrong's eyes lit up, before Li Junhao could greet her, she opened her mouth and took a big bite.

"...My lord, when you say that peacocks eat roast chicken, does that count as cannibalism?" Xiaofeng asked sincerely.

"I don't know."

"Then the subordinate wants to prepare a roast chicken for her every day?"

Fu Xuanrong, who was feasting, nodded "Aww" when she heard this.

This Xiaofeng finally said something human, she was so relieved.

"Well, get ready."

"Yes."

Waiting for Fu Xuanrong to eat and drink enough, Xiaofeng took out all the remaining bones.Li Junhao wiped the peacock's greasy beak with a wet towel in disgust, "Eat less in the future, you are too fat."

"Oh!" Bastard, can you speak? This girl looks fat because of her fluffy hair, but she doesn't have much flesh at all, okay? !

Completely ignoring Fu Xuanrong's protest, Li Junhao hugged the peacock in his arms, lay down on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

The next day.

The first ray of sunlight fell from the window to the bedside in the morning, Li Junhao's slender eyelashes trembled slightly, and the soft touch in his palm made him frown uncontrollably.

Puzzled and opened his eyes, what he saw was the face that made him extremely disgusted.Three black lines instantly appeared on Li Junhao's forehead, and he kicked the woman beside him almost without hesitation.

"Damn, what's going on, there's an earthquake?!" Fu Xuanrong was having a sweet dream, but the sudden movement scared her so much that she almost jumped up.When he saw the situation in the room clearly, his little heart skipped a beat.

It's over, it's really over this time, she actually forgot to rush back before dawn, and even let Li Junhao catch her, isn't this an act of courting death? !
"Fu, Xuan, Rong!"

"Here!" Fu Xuanrong's body tensed instantly, and she reflexively stood in a military posture.

Li Junhao gritted his teeth, his eyes could almost burst into flames, "You'd better give me a reasonable explanation!"

Fu Xuanrong swallowed and spit, and said cautiously: "My lord, have you forgotten? I suffer from sleepwalking."

"Do you think that this king is a group of idiots in the Prime Minister's Mansion, who would believe such nonsense?!"

"My lord, of course you will believe it. It is said that you think about it every day and dream at night. Xuanrong misses you all day long. It is normal for her body to come to you uncontrollably at night. I hope my lord can forgive me for my unintentional act." .”

Unintentional move?

Li Junhao sneered, "Since your sleepwalking is so severe, then I will show kindness and heal you, how about it?"

Fu Xuanrong was flattered.

Could it be that this man fell asleep and wanted to take the initiative to treat her?But her illness is clearly a nonsense, if it really makes people feel the pulse, won't it be revealed?

Turning her eyes around, Fu Xuanrong said dejectedly: "My lord, when I was in the prime minister's mansion, my father had invited many doctors, but unfortunately none of them worked, and the slaves have given up hope."

"That only shows that their medical skills are not good. According to this king, you only need to cut off your legs to completely cure the disease."

what? !

Fu Xuanrong took a few steps back in panic, then knelt down on the ground with a "plop", beat her chest and said, "My lord, Xuan Rong really wants to cut off these legs, so as not to disturb the lord's sleep anymore. But her parents are affected by her body and skin. , if you really do this, Dad will be heartbroken, how can I be such an unkind and unfilial person!"

Seeing Fu Xuanrong's incomparably exaggerated movements, Li Junhao's complexion was as good as the bottom of a pot.

This woman is really sharp-tongued, making people want to slap her to death!

"Leave these aside, how did you get in last night?!" This was the point that he couldn't figure out the most, not to mention that there were many hidden guards inside and outside the yard, it was impossible not to feel it based on his martial arts and vigilance. Someone sneaked into his room and climbed onto his bed!

Fu Xuanrong wiped away tears that didn't exist, and said, sobbing, "My lord, Xuanrong is in a state of unconsciousness when sleepwalking every day, so I can't answer your question."

A dim light flashed across Li Junhao's eyes, and he was a little more guarded against this crazy woman.

Could it be that this so-called Miss Xiangfu is actually a spy?Otherwise, how can explain her abnormal behavior again and again?
If this is the case, this woman might not even be able to stay in Prince Li's Mansion.

"Fu Xuanrong, there are enough maidservants in this palace, you can go back after breakfast."

"My lord wants to drive me away?" Fu Xuanrong collapsed on the ground, as if she had received a heavy blow.

Li Junhao never understood what it means to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, so he said coldly: "Isn't this king's intention clear enough?"

Fu Xuanrong was tearful, and she kept cursing Li Junhao in her heart, but she had a heartbroken expression on her face, "My lord, in fact, Xuanrong... is already yours, so you can't drive me away!"

"..." Li Junhao's iceberg face instantly became like a palette, and he almost squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, "My people?!"

"Yes, after I came last night, you took action against me without saying a word, and you said that you have been in love with me for a long time. If you don't believe me, look, the scar on Xuanrong's neck is still there." Fearing that Li Junhao would not believe it, Fu Xuanrong showed her neck A red and swollen scar on the skin really looked like it was bitten by someone.

It's a pity that this thing can fool others, but it can't fool Li Junhao, "You think I'm a fool! This is obviously bitten by bugs!"

Damn, it can be seen that she is indeed a pervert, but she is not so easy to deal with!

"My lord, Xuanrong gave it to you innocently, you must not dare to do it or not, otherwise, I will jump into the lake and commit suicide!" Anyway, truth or falsehood depends on one's mouth, as long as you bite this piece If she doesn't let go, she wants to see what Li Junhao can do with her!
Looking at the woman rolling on the ground with a splitting headache, Li Junhao clenched his hands under the wide sleeves and said meaningfully: "You said, the body has already been given to the king?"

Fu Xuanrong nodded again and again, "Yes."

"Heh." Lifting off the quilt and getting up, Li Junhao's slender body slowly walked towards the woman who was sitting paralyzed on the ground. The strong pressure made it difficult for Fu Xuanrong to breathe.

Well, what does this man want to do? Isn't he trying to kill someone? !
Like a king, Li Junhao stared down at Fu Xuanrong with a guilty conscience, and his voice was so cold that it was about to drop ice scum, "Since that's the case, it's still early in the morning, why don't we do it again so that this king can remember it well, how about it?"

"What the hell?!" Do it again?Did she understand correctly? "That, that, my lord, this kind of thing needs to be restrained, otherwise it will hurt your body."

"The king doesn't care."

(End of this chapter)