Ma'am, your vest fell off again

Chapter 32 Smokey Eyes

"My lord, in order to provide you with a pleasant dining experience, I have already memorized the names of all the dishes, and I will definitely not make mistakes this time."

"...I don't need it today, go down!" With this woman around, he even lost his appetite for food.

"How can this be done? Xuanrong is your personal servant girl, and she must be by your side all the time." Unable to resist Li Junhao's refusal, Fu Xuanrong strode forward and stood by his side, "My lord, what do you want to eat now?" Is it this Sixi meatball, or this bird’s nest soup?”

"puff!"

Gu Shaoqing was amused by Fu Xuanrong's intentionally protracted voice, especially seeing his brother's face like ink, he couldn't help but tease: "Jun Hao, I thought she was your new concubine. , it turned out to be a maid."

But Li Junhao has always hated women, so how could he have such a weirdo by his side to serve him?Could it be that in five years, he even changed his preferences?
Li Junhao resisted the urge to slap her to death, his eyes darkened, "It is indeed my maid, but she is also the eldest lady of Xiangfu."

"What?!" Gu Shaoqing looked at Fu Xuanrong in disbelief, seriously wondering if she had auditory hallucinations.

The eldest lady of Xiangfu disappeared many years ago, how could she be in Prince Li's Mansion?And it's still... still this kind of virtue?
Fu Xuanrong knew that Li Junhao deliberately wanted to use her status as a maid to embarrass herself, but she never cared much about the eyes of others, and said nonchalantly: "Young Master Shaoqing, I am indeed the eldest lady of the Xiangfu. If you don't mind, you can Call me Xuanrong."

"Um, good." Gu Shaoqing agreed, but Gu Shaoqing's heart was already full of turmoil.

Although he has been at the border these years, he also knows a thing or two about what happened in the court.The prime minister has never been close to Li Junhao and the crown prince, why would he send his daughter to Prince Li's mansion now?

"My lord~ You haven't said what you want to eat." Fu Xuanrong winked at Li Junhao again, and twisted her body a few times.This action made the mouth corners of the two men on the table twitch.

This woman is truly the best of the best!

Suppressing the raging anger and disgust, Li Junhao just wanted to dismiss her quickly, and said casually: "Tang Yuxiu Wan."

What?What embroidered pills?Never heard of this dish a few days ago.

Fu Xuanrong's hand holding the chopsticks was hanging in the air, and she embarrassedly looked at the dishes on the table, and finally succeeded in seeing a round ball, and smiled triumphantly.

Xiao Mian, just want to embarrass my aunt and grandma?joke!

Just you!
Picking up the round ball, Fu Xuanrong carefully brought it to Li Junhao's lips, and blew a few mouthfuls very considerately, "My lord~ eat slowly, be careful not to burn it."

"...Pfft, hahaha!" Gu Shaoqing finally couldn't hold it back, and patted the table, almost bursting into tears, "Xuan, Xuanrong, these are ginger balls used to season the soup, I can't eat them, Ha ha……"

"Eh? Cough, what, my eyesight is not very good, I saw it wrong." Damn, ginger is ginger, why did it look like a meatball, can you blame her for admitting a mistake?
The blue veins on Li Junhao's forehead were twitching, and clusters of flames were jumping in his deep eyes, almost igniting Fu Xuanrong.

He swore that he would absolutely send this damned woman away today, not to stay for a moment longer!

"Then, Young Master Shaoqing, may I ask, which one is Tangyu Xiuwan?"

Gu Shaoqing kindly pointed to the one closest to her, "That's it."

Fu Xuanrong glanced at it, and raised her eyebrows in extreme disgust, "What soup Yuxiu pills, it's obviously tofu meat."

"That's true, it's called Tang Yuxiu Wan, just to make it sound better." Gu Shaoqing echoed.

"Hey, it's really troublesome to have so many bells and whistles for a meal. Come on, my lord, you'd better eat by yourself, and I'll pour you wine." Let her memorize the names of these complicated dishes, it's better to kill her directly.

"No need!" With a bang, Li Junhao smashed the wine glass in his hand on the table, gritted his teeth and said two words, "Get down!"

Fu Xuanrong Xishi clutched her chest like holding her heart, and said affectionately: "My lord, Xuanrong won't leave! Also, don't you notice that I am a little different today?"

Is this man blind? It took her more than half an hour to paint such a perfect smoky makeup, and she didn't even look at it. She really didn't know how to appreciate it at all.

Different?What's different?
If I had to find something different, it would probably be that she was more seriously ill today!

Li Junhao took a deep breath, adjusted his emotions, and tried not to lose his composure in front of his friends, "Say it again, my king, go on!"

Fu Xuanrong glanced at Li Junhao unwillingly, and whispered, "My lord~~ Please take a closer look~ He is really different today!"

"Pfft!" Gu Shaoqing had already choked on saliva three times in a row, and couldn't bear to look directly at him, so he turned his eyes away.

Oh my god, it turns out that this kind of style is popular among women in Kyoto City recently. It seems that he really should stay at the border for a few more years, which is too scary.

"Fu! Xuan! Rong!"

The anger was on the verge of limit, and Li Junhao's fingers were clenched "clucking".

Fu Xuanrong's eyebrows twitched, and before the man ran away completely, she quickly saluted and said goodbye, "My lord, this servant suddenly remembered that the table in the room hadn't been wiped, so I went back first, you don't have to see me off, see you!"

Looking at the woman whose back was smeared with oil, Gu Shaoqing took a sip of fine wine and said with a smile: "Jun Hao, this young lady of the prime minister's mansion is really interesting."

"You can take it with you if you like."

"Ahem, I just said it casually, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously." Are you kidding me, if this kind of woman is brought back, his general's mansion will still be in trouble?

……

"Xuan Rong, you, are you going to serve the lord like this?" Nanny Gao opened her mouth wide, and the flesh on her face was all lumpy.

"Yeah, that bastard who has no vision, I really don't understand how to appreciate it! It's a waste of my thoughts."

"……"appreciate?Such a shocking makeup look, even a woman can't avoid it when she sees it, let alone a prince?
This child Xuanrong is good everywhere, but his brain is really not very bright, alas, what a pity.

Fu Xuanrong pulled out the hairpin from her bun, stared at her almond eyes, thinking about how to proceed with the next plan.

Pretending to be weak or pitiful doesn't work, not even seduction.Tried everything that should be tried, why is this bastard so difficult to deal with!
No, for the sake of an hour of being a human being, she must not give up easily, there must be other ways!
Rolling her eyes, Fu Xuanrong turned her head to look at Nanny Gao, rubbed her hands and said with a smile, "Nurse Gao, you have been in the palace for so many years, you must know the prince better than me, so can you share some gossip?"

(End of this chapter)