Ninth Uncle Shi Shaojian
Chapter 11
Chapter 11
"In the past 20 years, the business of our Ren family has been getting worse and worse." Master Ren sighed.
Uncle Jiu asked, "Does that Mr. Feng Shui have a grudge against Mr. Ren?"
Master Ren showed an unnatural expression, and said: "This land originally belonged to Mr. Feng Shui. My late father knew it was a good acupuncture point, so he bought it with money."
Uncle Jiu is an upright person, he can't understand these dirty things, and he doesn't save Master Ren at all, "It's just a lure, is there any threat?"
Master Ren had an embarrassing expression on his face, and if he didn't speak, he acquiesced!
"I think it must have been a threat, otherwise he would never have harmed you, and told you to cover the entire Dragonfly Water Cave with cement." Uncle Jiu walked to the grave and said.
Master Ren hurriedly asked: "Then what should we do?"
"Should be covered with snowflakes, that's called a dragonfly's touch. The head of the coffin can't touch the water. How can it be called a dragonfly's water? Mr. Feng Shui has a conscience. Let you be buried in the coffin after 20 years. It will not harm you for half of your life. It will not harm you for the rest of your life." Your generation will not harm the eighteen generations of your ancestors."
Master Ren's face changed drastically, cold sweat dripped from his head, and he was about to speak when the helpers dug up the coffin.
"I saw it."
Others moved a wooden triangular hanger, one end of the rope was firmly tied to the head of the coffin, and the other end was pulled, and the coffin was lifted from the soil through the pulleys on the hanger.
"Loosen the rope and remove the nails!" Uncle Jiu said to Mr. Ren and the others, "Everyone, today is the reappearance of Mr. Ren's majesty and bravery. Anyone aged 36, 22, 35, and 48 who belongs to the chicken or ox will be avoided."
Those who met the requirements turned around to avoid, and Uncle Jiu continued: "After the avoidance, everyone tidy up their clothes and open the coffin."
The four people standing next to the coffin were about to step forward to lift the coffin lid. Just as they touched the coffin lid, before it was opened, the birds in the nearby woods were startled.
The crowd changed in unison.
Uncle Jiu hesitated slightly, "Open the coffin."
The lid of the coffin was opened, and a strong black air wafted out with the wind. The most surprising thing was that after 20 years, the body of Mrs. Ren showed no signs of decay.
Master Ren's pupils dilated, feeling a little uneasy in his heart, he knelt down on the ground and shouted: "Father, it's the child's unfilial nature that alarmed you, old man."
Ren Tingting also knelt down and called out Grandpa.
"Uncle Nine, can this acupoint still be used?" Master Ren stood up and asked with concern.
Uncle Jiu withdrew his gaze from the old lady Ren's body, shook his head and said, "Tap the water with a touch of water, tap it again, it will definitely not hit the same spot, this acupoint can no longer be used."
"What should I do?"
"I recommend cremation nearby."
Master Ren resolutely said: "Cremation is not allowed. My father was most afraid of fire when he was alive. Apart from cremation, everything else is fine."
Uncle Jiu frowned, and Shi Shaojian couldn't help but said, "Master Ren, Mrs. Ren's body hasn't rotted in 20 years. It's against common sense. It's easy to change without cremation. You have to think about the consequences."
Ren Tingting didn't believe in Uncle Nine at first, and questioned Wencai face-to-face in the cafe, but the scene she saw before her was a bit disastrous. The corpse hadn't rotted for 20 years. Listen to Uncle Jiu."
Master Ren hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and said, "It cannot be cremated, Uncle Jiu, you should think of other ways."
What needs to be said has already been said. Later generations do not agree with cremation. It is unreasonable for you to burn someone else's father on your own initiative.
Everyone has to pay the price for their own choices, Taoist priests also have dignity, believe it or not.
"Okay, let's put Old Master Ren's body in Yizhuang first, and bury him tomorrow when we find a suitable grave." Uncle Jiu said.
"Then trouble Uncle Jiu." Master Ren was very satisfied with the arrangement. Uncle Jiu looked at the coffin in person, so there should be no accidents.
"Master Ren, you go back first."
Awei ordered: "Close the coffin, let's go."
Master Ren nodded, and took Ren Tingting and Ah Wei back home. The rest of them moved the hanger and the coffin. Only Uncle Jiu left in the blink of an eye.
"Master!"
Uncle Jiu said to Qiusheng and Wencai: "You two light a plum blossom fragrance array in front of the tomb, and come back and tell me how it burns."
"Yes."
"Shaojian, you follow."
Dong Xiaoyu didn't dare to come out in broad daylight, it would be more difficult to catch her, so let's wait until she entangles Qiusheng.As a senior brother, you must not ruin your heroic career.
Uncle Jiu and Shi Shaojian didn't go back directly to Yizhuang, but went around the mountain to find a suitable grave. If the corpse of the old man did not rot, he was buried in a strange hole in Fengshui.
But it's not easy to find a treasure land of geomantic omen that can suppress Old Master Ren, and the two of them naturally returned without success.
"Uncle, the easiest way is to burn the body of Old Master Ren, why bother?"
Uncle Jiu replied: "The simplest method is often the most unusable. Master Ren disagrees with cremation. We have to do things according to his wishes after taking his money. Master Ren's nephew works in the yamen. He needs people and people. Guns have guns, if we rashly burn the body to annoy Mr. Ren, we will be shot. Do your best and obey the destiny. Go back, and come back tomorrow."
Dead friends are not dead poor, as long as you are happy.
……
Not long after returning to Yizhuang, Qiusheng and Wencai hurried back with the incense. Uncle Jiu saw the appearance of the incense after it was burnt, and his face was extremely solemn, "People are afraid of three things going wrong, and incense is afraid of two things going wrong, and one thing will go wrong, so it just burned like this. "
Wen Cai secretly grabbed a snack on the altar table and stuffed it into his mouth, and asked vaguely: "Master, is there any explanation for this?"
"When this incense comes out in the house, someone must be mourned."
Wen Cai asked, "Is it Master Ren's family?"
Uncle Jiu glared at him, "Could it be here?"
Wen Cai said indifferently: "It's none of my business, I don't worry about it." After finishing speaking, he suddenly realized, "Tingting!"
Qiu Sheng grabbed him and said with a smile: "Oh, what anyone said just now has nothing to do with me, so I don't worry about it."
Wen Cai pushed him away, "That's what I said, if you can save your sweetheart's life, getting married will not be a problem."
"Fair competition!"
"it is good!"
Shi Shaojian didn't bother to talk to these two teasers, he gently pushed open the coffin lid, and shouted in feigned surprise: "Uncle Shi, you've gained weight!"
Uncle Jiu took a look, and hurriedly said: "Quickly close the cover, Qiusheng is a literary talent, and prepare paper, pen, ink, and sword."
Wen Cai asked in a daze, "What?"
"It's just yellow paper, talisman pens, black ink, real knives, wooden swords, alas, why did you take you idiots as apprentices..." Uncle Jiu was about to say something to them when Shi Shaojian walked in with his things.
Uncle Jiu reassured: "Shaojian is the most worry-free."
(End of this chapter)
"In the past 20 years, the business of our Ren family has been getting worse and worse." Master Ren sighed.
Uncle Jiu asked, "Does that Mr. Feng Shui have a grudge against Mr. Ren?"
Master Ren showed an unnatural expression, and said: "This land originally belonged to Mr. Feng Shui. My late father knew it was a good acupuncture point, so he bought it with money."
Uncle Jiu is an upright person, he can't understand these dirty things, and he doesn't save Master Ren at all, "It's just a lure, is there any threat?"
Master Ren had an embarrassing expression on his face, and if he didn't speak, he acquiesced!
"I think it must have been a threat, otherwise he would never have harmed you, and told you to cover the entire Dragonfly Water Cave with cement." Uncle Jiu walked to the grave and said.
Master Ren hurriedly asked: "Then what should we do?"
"Should be covered with snowflakes, that's called a dragonfly's touch. The head of the coffin can't touch the water. How can it be called a dragonfly's water? Mr. Feng Shui has a conscience. Let you be buried in the coffin after 20 years. It will not harm you for half of your life. It will not harm you for the rest of your life." Your generation will not harm the eighteen generations of your ancestors."
Master Ren's face changed drastically, cold sweat dripped from his head, and he was about to speak when the helpers dug up the coffin.
"I saw it."
Others moved a wooden triangular hanger, one end of the rope was firmly tied to the head of the coffin, and the other end was pulled, and the coffin was lifted from the soil through the pulleys on the hanger.
"Loosen the rope and remove the nails!" Uncle Jiu said to Mr. Ren and the others, "Everyone, today is the reappearance of Mr. Ren's majesty and bravery. Anyone aged 36, 22, 35, and 48 who belongs to the chicken or ox will be avoided."
Those who met the requirements turned around to avoid, and Uncle Jiu continued: "After the avoidance, everyone tidy up their clothes and open the coffin."
The four people standing next to the coffin were about to step forward to lift the coffin lid. Just as they touched the coffin lid, before it was opened, the birds in the nearby woods were startled.
The crowd changed in unison.
Uncle Jiu hesitated slightly, "Open the coffin."
The lid of the coffin was opened, and a strong black air wafted out with the wind. The most surprising thing was that after 20 years, the body of Mrs. Ren showed no signs of decay.
Master Ren's pupils dilated, feeling a little uneasy in his heart, he knelt down on the ground and shouted: "Father, it's the child's unfilial nature that alarmed you, old man."
Ren Tingting also knelt down and called out Grandpa.
"Uncle Nine, can this acupoint still be used?" Master Ren stood up and asked with concern.
Uncle Jiu withdrew his gaze from the old lady Ren's body, shook his head and said, "Tap the water with a touch of water, tap it again, it will definitely not hit the same spot, this acupoint can no longer be used."
"What should I do?"
"I recommend cremation nearby."
Master Ren resolutely said: "Cremation is not allowed. My father was most afraid of fire when he was alive. Apart from cremation, everything else is fine."
Uncle Jiu frowned, and Shi Shaojian couldn't help but said, "Master Ren, Mrs. Ren's body hasn't rotted in 20 years. It's against common sense. It's easy to change without cremation. You have to think about the consequences."
Ren Tingting didn't believe in Uncle Nine at first, and questioned Wencai face-to-face in the cafe, but the scene she saw before her was a bit disastrous. The corpse hadn't rotted for 20 years. Listen to Uncle Jiu."
Master Ren hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and said, "It cannot be cremated, Uncle Jiu, you should think of other ways."
What needs to be said has already been said. Later generations do not agree with cremation. It is unreasonable for you to burn someone else's father on your own initiative.
Everyone has to pay the price for their own choices, Taoist priests also have dignity, believe it or not.
"Okay, let's put Old Master Ren's body in Yizhuang first, and bury him tomorrow when we find a suitable grave." Uncle Jiu said.
"Then trouble Uncle Jiu." Master Ren was very satisfied with the arrangement. Uncle Jiu looked at the coffin in person, so there should be no accidents.
"Master Ren, you go back first."
Awei ordered: "Close the coffin, let's go."
Master Ren nodded, and took Ren Tingting and Ah Wei back home. The rest of them moved the hanger and the coffin. Only Uncle Jiu left in the blink of an eye.
"Master!"
Uncle Jiu said to Qiusheng and Wencai: "You two light a plum blossom fragrance array in front of the tomb, and come back and tell me how it burns."
"Yes."
"Shaojian, you follow."
Dong Xiaoyu didn't dare to come out in broad daylight, it would be more difficult to catch her, so let's wait until she entangles Qiusheng.As a senior brother, you must not ruin your heroic career.
Uncle Jiu and Shi Shaojian didn't go back directly to Yizhuang, but went around the mountain to find a suitable grave. If the corpse of the old man did not rot, he was buried in a strange hole in Fengshui.
But it's not easy to find a treasure land of geomantic omen that can suppress Old Master Ren, and the two of them naturally returned without success.
"Uncle, the easiest way is to burn the body of Old Master Ren, why bother?"
Uncle Jiu replied: "The simplest method is often the most unusable. Master Ren disagrees with cremation. We have to do things according to his wishes after taking his money. Master Ren's nephew works in the yamen. He needs people and people. Guns have guns, if we rashly burn the body to annoy Mr. Ren, we will be shot. Do your best and obey the destiny. Go back, and come back tomorrow."
Dead friends are not dead poor, as long as you are happy.
……
Not long after returning to Yizhuang, Qiusheng and Wencai hurried back with the incense. Uncle Jiu saw the appearance of the incense after it was burnt, and his face was extremely solemn, "People are afraid of three things going wrong, and incense is afraid of two things going wrong, and one thing will go wrong, so it just burned like this. "
Wen Cai secretly grabbed a snack on the altar table and stuffed it into his mouth, and asked vaguely: "Master, is there any explanation for this?"
"When this incense comes out in the house, someone must be mourned."
Wen Cai asked, "Is it Master Ren's family?"
Uncle Jiu glared at him, "Could it be here?"
Wen Cai said indifferently: "It's none of my business, I don't worry about it." After finishing speaking, he suddenly realized, "Tingting!"
Qiu Sheng grabbed him and said with a smile: "Oh, what anyone said just now has nothing to do with me, so I don't worry about it."
Wen Cai pushed him away, "That's what I said, if you can save your sweetheart's life, getting married will not be a problem."
"Fair competition!"
"it is good!"
Shi Shaojian didn't bother to talk to these two teasers, he gently pushed open the coffin lid, and shouted in feigned surprise: "Uncle Shi, you've gained weight!"
Uncle Jiu took a look, and hurriedly said: "Quickly close the cover, Qiusheng is a literary talent, and prepare paper, pen, ink, and sword."
Wen Cai asked in a daze, "What?"
"It's just yellow paper, talisman pens, black ink, real knives, wooden swords, alas, why did you take you idiots as apprentices..." Uncle Jiu was about to say something to them when Shi Shaojian walked in with his things.
Uncle Jiu reassured: "Shaojian is the most worry-free."
(End of this chapter)
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