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Chapter 122 The Advent of Christ ([-])
Under the steps outside the Qianqing Palace, red gift loads were placed all over the floor.They were all gifts collected by fanatical missionaries, hoping that these gifts would impress the Eastern Emperor.

The surrounding eunuchs waited all over the place, and there were quite a lot of guards. There were also a few officials who seemed to be inspecting something. When they saw the emperor coming, they hurriedly saluted.

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"Report to His Majesty the Emperor, this is a telescope." Tang Ruowang opened a gift box and picked up an item from it.

"Binoculars?" Yang Reform took the item and looked at it. It looked the same as in the movie. It was single-lens and retractable.Yang Reform looked at it a few times, and felt that this thing was not bad for military use.This thing should have been used in military affairs a long time ago. It's not surprising that this telescope is just a little delicately made.

"Tang Ruowang, can you make this thing?" This is not an astronomical telescope, but an ordinary telescope, but it is still useful in military affairs, especially in naval battles. Every move can be seen very clearly, and Yang Reform is also planning to make some.

"His Majesty the Emperor, there is no essential difference between this kind of telescope and astronomical telescope. They both need glass to make lenses. Without glass, neither can be made."

"Oh, that's it!" It seems that this glass needs to speed up!
Yang Reform picked up the telescope and stretched it a few times, and then put it down. After his own glass came out, he could make as many as he wanted. There was even a technical manual, which was the book "Talk of the Telescope".Now, there's really no need to worry too much.After making it, you can equip your own new army, company commander, battalion commander and above, and each warship can have some for observation, which must be quite sharp.

"Your Majesty, please look, this... This is the clock." Tang Ruowang enthusiastically introduced each gift to the emperor.

"A table clock?" Yang Reform took a look at it. It was as tall as half a person. I had seen a lot of it in shops selling second-hand goods before. It was an antique thing. Of course, it is a very high-end timepiece in the Ming Dynasty. In the Ming Dynasty, the price ranged from tens of taels to several thousand taels, which was a rare item.But for the otaku in the 21st century, it's nothing. If this thing can be stored until the 21st century, it may be sold as an antique for some money. However, if it is stored for such a long time, it is better to pull off the underwear you are wearing and save it until the 21st century. century, it may be more valuable, after all, these are the underwear worn by the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty!There are poems to prove it...!Oh, what an old thing!The result of Yang Reform's appraisal is "very antique". I think back then, I used a mobile phone as a timer. Now you are showing off a clock in front of me, it is really not enough to look at!
Tang Ruowang was a little disappointed. The first telescope failed to impress the emperor. Tang Ruowang placed his hope on the second gift. He believed that this gift would definitely impress the emperor. This is a clock that can tell the time accurately!However, the emperor didn't seem to care much, and began to get anxious. The few gifts he carefully prepared did not impress the emperor.

"Yes, Your Majesty, this gift is a desk clock, which can accurately tell the time and watch the time at any time. The error is only within a quarter of an hour. It is a very delicate machine..." Tang Ruowang began to introduce this clock The magic of the item, the benefit.

"Really? Very accurate?" Yang Reform sneered in his heart, dare to say accurate with a 15-minute error?Very delicate?It's half the height of a person, maybe one or two hundred catties, how dare you say it's exquisite?So what will the atomic love in the future be?Is it compact for those who use mobile phones all the time?Of course, I don’t have a mobile phone now, but after I have seen better ones, I don’t have a cold about the current one. Besides, I don’t need to wear a watch to keep time. If I want to know the time, I can just ask Wang Chengen, and Wang Chengen will tell me What time is it.

Yang Reform took a look at this clock, and felt that its only use was to manufacture it in large quantities, sell it after meals, and earn money. Since he had a sample here, he believed that imitation would not be a problem given the level of excellence in his "inner court". Then improve it, make it into a smaller watch, and dump it to every corner of the world after dinner. This thing, it seems, is indeed a good thing.

"Well, yes, this thing is indeed a good thing." Yang Reform thinks that this thing can earn money, and he thinks this thing is very good. The snort just now disappeared, replaced by liking, nonsense, something that can earn money Who does not like?Especially Chongzhen Yang Reform, who is the Emperor of Salary and Mortgage Sect, is very happy about this money-making business.

Yang Reform, the emperor, liked it, and Tang Ruowang, a missionary, was also happy. Finally, there was something that attracted the emperor's attention.

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Watching this gift from a Western missionary lasted for a while. Yang Reform had actually been looking for the legendary Frang machine cannon. What kind of thing did Yang Reform plan to see? This was only available on TV before. , Take a look in the museum.It is also a good thing for an otaku who likes military affairs to have a close-up look at it.My own cannon hasn't arrived yet, and my navy still needs to use this kind of Frangler cannon.

Suddenly, a large item attracted Yang Reform's attention.Why does this thing look so familiar?Take a closer look, my God, isn't this "piano"?Yang Reform was really shocked!Did Tang Ruowang give himself a piano?

With a surprised expression, Yang Reform quickly walked to the front of which "piano"?Open the lid, sure enough, there is a row of piano keys inside.Yang Reform smoothly slid his fingers over the keys, "Ding... ding... dong... dong..." A crisp sound flowed out from his fingers.The sound is relatively thin, without the full and powerful feeling of the piano.

Yang Reform looked at this "piano" hesitantly. The appearance and shape, even the keys, were similar to those of later generations of pianos, but the sound quality was so much worse?Although Yang Reform didn't have many opportunities to get in touch with the piano, he still listened to the pieces played by the piano.This should not be an authentic piano.

Seeing that His Majesty the Emperor looked at the musical instrument hesitantly, and seemed to be very interested in this gift, Tang Ruowang immediately stepped forward and introduced: "Your Majesty, this item is called 'Carded Visa' [French pronunciation] or It is 'Hapsecord' [English pronunciation], which translates to the meaning of harpsichord. It is a very elegant musical instrument and is very popular among the courts and nobles of France. You can find someone to play for His Majesty."

Yang Reform looked at this thing for a long time, and found it useful. He was worried about the lack of instruments for the choir to hold a symphony concert. Now, Tang Ruowang sent a "piano". This, just happens to be useful, okay Things, accepted.

Yang Reform's fingers stroked the keys again, and a clear sound sounded again. This is indeed very different from the sound of the piano of later generations. After pressing it several times from the beginning to the end, it was finally determined that this should be an early piano. , is still very different from the piano of the later generations. Yang Reform thought for a while and said, "Tang Ruowang, this is a good thing, I like it."

Looking at the piano, Yang Reform remembered the kind of organ that his music teacher played with his feet when he was in middle school. At that time, he was quite yearning to be able to play this thing!After the school holidays, I climbed into the school, ran to the organ room, and went to play it, but was chased by the old man who guarded the school for several blocks. Ha ha, what happened to the boy!How charming; student life, how brilliant.

Tang Ruowang looked at the emperor of the Eastern Empire with a confused face. The emperor seemed to be caught in a good memory, his eyes didn't know what he was aiming at, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.

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"Duo re me duo, do re me duo, me trembling, me trembling..." Yang Reform searched for a little bit, finally muttered the words, and began to play the only "music" he knew. [Hehe, everyone, guess what song this is?What word does it go with?Does it feel familiar? 】

Tang Ruowang looked at His Majesty the Eastern Emperor who was playing the harpsichord, dumbfounded and couldn't believe it!His Majesty, the emperor of the East, can actually play his own western musical instrument, which is so surprising!Could it be that His Majesty's education is excellent?Reached the point where he is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?Tang Ruowang, who has the ambition of "combining Confucianism and surpassing Confucianism", is still aware of the cultural literacy advocated by Confucianism, and he is quite surprised. When did Confucianism start to advocate learning "barbarian" musical instruments?
Facing Tang Ruowang's surprised expression, Wang Chengen seemed more natural. Although he was surprised that His Majesty could play Western musical instruments before, he had also seen the songs written by His Majesty. With some understanding, his jaw didn't drop like Tang Ruowang's.Seeing Tang Ruowang's chin dropped, Wang Chengen also felt very proud. His emperor is indeed a holy master who can do everything.

For this "tune", Yang Reform will also know the first part, but not the latter part.After playing it soon, Tang Ruowang said with an admiring expression: "Your Majesty the Emperor, you are really knowledgeable and talented, and you can even play this elegant instrument. The sound of this instrument is quite elegant. On the other side of the machine, it can only be heard in the royal family and the homes of nobles. Now I hear His Majesty playing it, and I am really surprised. Could it be that His Majesty has learned it before." Tang Ruowang decided to clarify this issue. If you understand, then, in many cases, you should be cautious when fooling the emperor, and don't shoot with your mouth full of cannonballs.

Yang Reform smiled and said, "Hehe, this is also the first time I've seen it, but have you heard the saying 'music has no borders'? All music in the world is common, so although this Qin is a Western instrument, it is also a Western instrument. If it belongs to the category of music, it is easy to learn by analogy, so it is easy to get started?" Yang Reform fooled Tang Ruowang indiscriminately.

Tang Ruowang had an adoring expression on his face. His Majesty the Eastern Emperor is really a learned and talented emperor.It seems that this view of the emperor needs to be changed. 18 years old is not bad, but other people are not such young men.

Tang Ruowang's impression of the emperor changed drastically, from a little disdain at the beginning to admiration, and his attitude towards the emperor became more cautious.

"Huh? Tang Ruowang, didn't you say that there are Frangji cannons? Why didn't you see them here?" What Yang Reform wanted to see most was the Frangji cannons, but unfortunately, he didn't see the cannons there.

Wang Cheng'en hurried over and said: "Report to the emperor, the cannon is a weapon, something unknown, so it was not carried into the palace."

"Uh|..." This reason?It seems to be passable?Since it's still outside the palace, let's forget it, I can go to the school grounds next time to see it, I still have things to do today.

Not seeing the cannon, Yang Reform's interest was greatly reduced, and he was ready to end his trip to Taobao.An expression of impatience also appeared on his face, ready to end this matter and go to do something else.

Tang Ruowang was also a person who could read words and expressions. Seeing that the emperor was a little impatient, it was probably because the emperor was not interested in these gifts, so he quickly took out his trump card, ready to shock the emperor.Otherwise, the strategy of giving gifts this time will not achieve any effect.

"His Majesty the Emperor, I have another gift, Emperor Bao Zhun will be very interested in it." Tang Ruowang was beaming when he thought of his gift.

"Hehe, oh, is there any other gift?" Seeing Tang Ruowang's confident look, Yang Reform was also curious.

"Report to His Majesty the Emperor, please take a look." Tang Ruowang opened a box, carefully took out something from it, handed it to the Emperor respectfully, and said, "Your Majesty the Emperor, please take a look, this is the glass made by Frangji." The mirror is quite clear..." Tang Ruowang cautiously looked at His Majesty the Emperor with hope, hoping to impress the Emperor with this hard-won thing.

cut!Yang Reform cursed in his heart, a small mirror the size of a slap, you just say that I will be interested, you know, this is on a street stall in the 21st century, one piece five one, as much as you want, really treat me like a bumpkin what!
Yang Reform was furious for a moment, and then he remembered that this was the Ming Dynasty, and no one made glass here. This glass is still a novelty, a rare object, and even in the West, the formula is heavily blocked, and absolutely nothing is revealed. production technology.It's easy to understand why people treat her as a rare treasure.

Although I understand Tang Ruowang's understanding of the value of this mirror, Yang Reform is obviously indifferent and fooled me with a one-and-a-half dollar stall. Is my IQ so low?Apparently it didn't work.Yang Reform took the mirror in his hand and flipped it over contemptuously, saying, "Is it just this big?" He thought to himself, his own glass factory is about to go into operation, and you still use this rare thing?
Tang Ruowang was disappointed again, thinking that this mirror would arouse the emperor's great attention and interest, but now it seems that the emperor is not interested in this, Tang Ruowang was anxious, and quickly explained: "There are two larger mirrors here. , can be used to dress and wear hats, and His Majesty will be able to see his heroic figure..." Tang Ruowang was about to cry in his heart, if this last trump card could not impress the emperor, then his gift-giving plan this time would be almost impossible. It failed, and the dream of opening the gate of the kingdom of heaven and allowing Christ to descend on this land was ruined.

Giving gifts, gifts to Chongzhen, and a full-length mirror, how come Yang Reform feels so familiar with this plot!Thinking about it carefully, it turns out that in a certain novel, there is also such a plot. Some traversers made a glass mirror and used it as a gift to the palace. This is the full-length mirror as a gift, which seems to have caused discord.

"Tang Ruowang, have you heard of the legend of the big iron boat?" Yang Reform asked this nonsensically, doubting that there were other traversers in his own world.

Tang Ruowang looked at the emperor inexplicably.Big Iron Ship?What's the matter with sending a glass mirror by yourself?don't know.

Yang Reform looked into Tang Ruowang's eyes and saw that there was nothing unusual about him, and he looked confused, so he believed that there are no such time travelers in this world.

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Yang Reform took a quick look at these gifts brought by Tang Ruowang, he was interested, and found a few good things.

A "piano", you can play the only piece of music you know when you are fine, and you can cherish the memory of your youth and feel comfortable.It can also be handed over to Guo Huan as an instrument for concerts.It's a small gain.

I got a telescope, which seems insignificant, I have already had a telescope, this one is just a more delicate design.

I got a sample clock, good thing, it can be used as a sample for future cloning to make more clocks, which can be sold for more silver.

In addition, this glass really cannot be delayed any longer. This mirror must be released as soon as possible, otherwise, there will be no money to be made.

(End of this chapter)